Quotes about “Kepler”
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10105.980
mmm. ulysses suck. yeah, that sounds right. i do want to point out that the left answer is pretty good because he died of cirrhosis. but don't... do you know that? ulysses s. gray was a notorious imbiber. yeah, and kepler had a fucking elk that he kept upstairs and he drank too much beer from the punch bowl and fell down the stairs and broke his neck. who gives a shit? how is there not a rapper named notorious imbiber yet?
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king of france, this is kevin kline in a fish called wanda. i'm gonna say that this is louis the 13th. i'm not typing in all the louis, i'm sorry to tell you that. danish astronomer, that's kepler. that's galileo. that's jamie heinemann from mythbusters.
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not to be... like you have a job interview. hey, which one doesn't appear in rna? oh, that's thymine. okay, great. you got the job. now fucking clean the agar plates and put them on my desk. the only place you need that is to get to the bottom of the bunker. which cosmologist discovered the expansion of the universe? this is not a physics question. this is a question about celebrities. i bet it was kepler. ah, shit. run me back. wait, did hubble make the telescope or is the telescope named after him?
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1905.82
leonard euler formulated the two laws of what ratios? johannes kepler is best known for his three laws of planetary movement motion motion three laws of planetary motion. yeah what's number one? i only know euler as a math guy, i guess motion is math. i
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yeah and kepler had a fucking elk that he kept upstairs and he drank too much beer from the punch bowl and fell down the stairs and broke his neck. who gives a shit? how is there not a rapper named notorious and bybert yet? the name of a the other one won. not not suck one. the name of a snobby hair salon the name of a snobby hair salon for cats... the fur lachio or the pussy parlor.
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and we'll probably take a little damage in the process, but that's you know you're gonna learning being an explorer being a visionary in the world of the binding of isaac. you know sometimes it has little costs associated with it like losing a couple of spirit hearts that's just what it costs to be at the vanguard of isaac related sciences, okay? galileo was persecuted for his beliefs johannes kepler was so polite that
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that he wait was it might not have been kepler, i can't remember but he held in his urine at a public function until he died from a ruptured kidney. i'm not saying i'm in the same level as those guys like don't insult me but i'm just saying you know true visionaries often times are not appreciated at the time of their existence. i actually had this conversation with a co worker of mine one time and he's a quality he's a top lad okay? so i'm not insulting him.
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1949.88
oh wait! taiko suddenly contracted a bladder or kidney ailment after attending a banquet in prague. according to kepler's first hand account, taiko refused to leave the banquet to relieve himself because it would have been a breach of etiquette. after he returned home, he was no longer able to urinate, except eventually in very small quantities with excruciating pain. the night before he died, he suffered a delirium, during which he was frequently heard to exclaim that he hoped he would not seem to have lived in vain. my god! so, who would have thought
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he used to be cool! something that the kepler elves chant during a strike. lock her up or cookies are the unpaid wages of the elf class. they're of course talking about the evil elf queen who imprisons them nightly and forces them to work slave labor for the lock.
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well, if dark matter is real, then we should see a three degree kepler curve when the light touches a supernova ing star. and i'm like, i don't know what the fuck you're talking about. that's how i feel right now.
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