Quotes about “Kamala”
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can i tell you that, oh my god dude, what is this school? this is the state of public education these days, huh? my second grade niece had to do a presentation on a prominent president or first lady. she was assigned kamala harris. now let me tell you, it seems like a pretty easy assignment, right? obviously there's a lot of information about kamala harris. i'm trespassing now.
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wait, not first lady. sorry. she's a vice president. okay, i'm coming with you. just be patient here. okay, let me out there. saved. she's in the second grade trying to use second grade language to describe kamala harris and they didn't want facts either. they didn't want like she's the first
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asian american and the first african american and the first female vice president of the united states of america. instead, it had to be like what her policy record is. some of that stuff is really hard to make into a second grade level. try explaining that kamala harris was, her main initiative as district attorney of san francisco was trying to limit truancy.
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but literally the example that they gave her for the assignment was like it was a made up person. but it was like president elijahson was kind to all of the staff of the white house. he was a president during a time of peace. as a child he stole a lollipop and then admitted it, which speaks to his good character. and i was like how the hell are you supposed to write this shit about kamala harris? she's like her her legacy is still being written and like that those are nothing burgers man. what about president elijahson's
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somebody got hillary clinton too and i'm like i don't want to be the second grader that has to give the presentation on hillary clinton at an assembly in the united states of america half the people are gonna give a standing ovation the other half are gonna like boo them off the off the stage so what i wrote was kamala harris is very famous for being both a vice president and a
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and he's got like a joe biden kamala harris 2020 hat on and the show is last man standing starring tim allen. and you're like tim allen's like, oh, you know, it's you know, it's gonna be i mean, that's the beginning of the end probably. last man standing is dog shit. you don't like the the opening gag where he has his his young nephew recite the names of all the supreme court justices and says which ones are his favorite and which ones are his least favorite.
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truancy hasn't been an issue since the 90s. excuse me, you're acting like i didn't help my third grade niece write a report about kamala harris. when she was the attorney general of california, she tackled school truancy as an issue. did you know up to one third of californian children in elementary and middle school experienced chronic truancy? one third? one in three kids was consistently not at school from grade one to grade eight?
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rice, politician. sonia sotomayor, politician. ruth bader ginsburg, american judiciary. hillary clinton, american politician. kamala harris, american politician. eleanor roosevelt, first lady. betty ford, first lady. michelle obama, first lady. kim campbell, i need to scroll, sorry, i need to scroll.
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i don't know the answer. janet reno. they don't even have her ass in the game, bro. kamala harris. probably chiang kai shek, i think. that's john stamos. and then... tina fey? i'm gonna say it's tina fey. oh! oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh
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john and ham. it's pretty good. okay. the guy who played don draper is called john ham. oh, thank you. i don't know who don draper is. he's the main character from mad men, which is a tv show. middle school for me was like kamala harris. i didn't run. hey, i had her as an option to. no. vote for your favorite joe cow.
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oh, but i wrote kamala harris, so... when chiblee got zero points that one time, no one even used his words. that is crazy. shut up, shut up. i'm right on those basic joke phones. don't talk to me, man. it's too early. and i can't even defend myself. have you ever tried souping? that's when you are a welcome part of the fall.
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let me think about that one. i'm gonna say dallas stars this year, stanley cup. i've literally never hit on a single one of these predictions, i think, in advance, which makes sense because it's like a three percent chance or something like that, all things being equal. world series? too easy. the season's already participating right now. best team in the league, as we know? probably the astros. kamala harris, vice president pick? bashir? these are givens. they're selling dollars for six cents, people.
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because then they'll be... they're gonna take the bait. it's gonna be like kamala vs trump with the debate. they're gonna take the bait and be like, imagine fucking bringing kids into this when climate change probably like the world won't exist in six months. they're gonna take the bait and they're gonna look self serious over something that really isn't that serious. i mean climate change is serious. i'm talking about you know the discourse over like what's your favorite season is. you could bait them for sure.
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did you see that post about vancouver that said a notable number of people were committed to voting for kamala? i will say i was at the gas station yesterday. you gotta just to be clear, i live in canada, which is it's easy to get confused sometimes, but it is not the united states, though obviously it's affected by the united states a lot, probably more than by canada, to be honest.
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and in green on the yellow paint, it just said, go kamala. and then like a 70 year old man got out of the car and he was wearing a bright yellow suit that just said kamala all over the suit. i was also like, damn, do you think like a month and a half ago that shit said go biden? and he had like the biden suit. and then when biden dropped out, he was like, fuck.
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i gotta go back to indochino or what? or maybe he was rejuvenated and galvanized by the kamala pick. i don't know. but then in our old neighborhood, there was also a guy who used to walk around and like 50% of the time you'd see him, he'd be like...
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kamala and then you're like we're fucking we don't live here man like i'm reading the comments on like the fucking on the calgary tribune or something like that and i'm like what are you talking about? kamala and trump for man? kamala kamala even when i was a kid and my dad was reading the paper i'd like
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