Quotes about “Kalshi”
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3651.180
not like in a spiritual sense, just like, you know. if you're already rich and you do a draftkings ad, you're going to hell, i think. i was also seeing that ad when i was away. i was seeing that ad for, is it, it's not kashi, the cereal, the golene crunch, but the, is it kalshi, the poly market thing where you can bet on anything? and i don't know if anybody else has done this bit, but the ad is about, it shows like david versus goliath, and it's like the live betting odds on david.
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1323.360
but i really do, and honestly you're going to say i can't say this, but really like this industry is so new that i think i might be one of the only people who can say this. i think that one day they're going to crack open my skull and be like streaming breaks your brain. which is like, you know, nobody makes it through life alive, but at the same time i 100%, i believe it and i'm all in on kalshi.
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we should, that would be such a good, it's more of an atriok thing. we should in 2026 just throw a little bit of money on like long predictions on kalshi and just see how it plays out. i'm sure they've got like, they've got futures markets on there for like things in 2026 just to see how fucking stupid it can get.
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i was like, what could this crypto tab at the top possibly be? and it said, will the price of bitcoin go up or down in the next 15 minutes? and i said, these guys are fucking cooked, man. this is insane. that seems like you thought zero data expiry options were bad enough. and then people are betting on like, you know, where it's going to be in a quarter of an hour. which one did you bet on? kalshi not allowed here, i'm afraid.
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3082.540
i mean, we should be able to bet on what he chooses. let's do it, man. we should i really think my streaming exit strategy is like insider trading on kalshi. like just make a market for like, is northernlion gonna retire today? and then wait for it to go to like 1 versus 99 and then pile in, bro. come on, man. during the sponsored stream... they what? you didn't i'm not allowed to be funny on the sponsored stream? your cag barges in while you have your head in the reports.
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1773.020
it's kind of sounds like, they used to, i stood for nothing, so i fell for everything. they held me down, but i got up. i never had enough, i hear their voice, i hear that sound, like thunder gonna shake the ground. the first lady of canada, where did you guys fall on that kalshi market by the way? i don't honestly,
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but i really do, and honestly you're going to say i can't say this, but really like this industry is so new that i think i might be one of the only people who can say this. i think that one day they're going to crack open my skull and be like streaming breaks your brain. which is like, you know, nobody makes it through life alive, but at the same time i 100%, i believe it and i'm all in on kalshi.
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we should in 2026 just throw a little bit of money on like long predictions on kalshi and just see how it plays out. i'm sure they've got like, they've got futures markets on there for like things in 2026. just to see how fucking stupid it can get. hold, hold.
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1575.700
you got me thinking the exact same thing. i think we take little steven to get closer to conjoined, save our d6 for the possibility of a devil room where the alpha is way better if we get a pedestal that's worth rerolling. we could get an item that just wins you the game. you're not getting the devil room, you got hit 17 times. get ready, bro. okay, so montezuma's revenge hits you. go all in on kalshi right now. i took damage from my own montezuma's revenge.
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2534.440
you're at 45 55 on kalshi right now. i'm locking in. memory loss discarded itself. how dare they? obviously you play that. basketball becomes free, bro. you're not stunned. should we? it's an interesting question. do you hold knowing you have a dodge? i think we just take the five damage and play with our energy economy instead. so i'm thinking it's got obviously it's flash camera and then we got to take a 70 chance to kill you.
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