Quotes about “Justin”
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you will be judas. this is not true. nick is living under a rock because i don't know what selena gomez looks like? does that sound good for you? i mean it's not really marketed to me. nick is four years older than me and i barely know who selena gomez was. is. she's still a person. but like i was in college when selena gomez was taken off. it's how i don't know the names of any justin bieber songs except for baby as well.
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that's a good point. blood in, okay. got 518 versus 267 for laundry. that is a two thirds to one third for cobalt. yeah, that's the one i thought was sucked! a good post music career for justin bieber. fertilizer or pornography? oh my gosh. why not both? fertilizer? that's some dark shit, man. it's messed up.
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someone really hates justin bieber. grind him into pig shit. this is horrifying.
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what's the problem? how dare you talk about the beast or like that? he should have started justin tv. yeah, he's canadian you know. he is canadian actually. he's a canadian youtuber so i have to throw my support behind him. oh i didn't know he was from vancouver. nah, he's a youtuber. he's a youtuber though. 70 to 30 for fertilizer. yeah well, that's fair enough. i mean i talked that one up myself. yeah the code is o...
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let me check, don't mess around, they're efficient. the winner is... oh my god, by 16 votes, pornography gets it. what? yeah! i don't get that at all. see, the initial... it was hopefully the justin bieber pornography would have worked and then i would have gotten both pornographies. i was doubling down. we didn't expect you to run up against fertilizer. i didn't think so, yeah. i didn't think it would get that dark.
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v for vendetta symbol thingy. oh wow. and the kicker his name? justin trudeau. the kicker was they couldn't like remove it completely because of the rubber whatever so using typical chemicals or something like that would i don't know destroy it so you could still see like the shadow of it to this day and like they couldn't justify replacing it you go there and you see a giant v. it's pretty good.
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i'd recommend not going to the curse room. that is correct. dj khaled is unfortunately from miami, but we'll take him if you guys don't want him. all he does is win. justin bieber is, well, he has rapped, but mostly that was probably the result of usher's influence, so... i would count him as a canadian crooner, more so than a canadian rapper, but...
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but we definitely count parts of justin bieber.
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so is canada. i got a big canadian thing for you right here. it's resident evil afterlife, the highest grossing canadian produced film of all time. it's the highest grossing canadian product of all time. it's the number one product launch in canada's history. next to justin bieber, the maple syrup story. you got me off that fucking bounce. that was ridiculous. this is some pretty sweet music. yeah, yeah, yeah. this makes me want to fight. wow.
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they replaced john williams with justin bieber to score the film. to make it more approachable for contemporary audiences. justin bieber has a small role in some movie or something. that's not what i thought you were going to say. but you're definitely thinking of zoolander 2. yes, that's the one. thank you. because i know you. and there's another subscription here that i missed. one second. where does the mouse pointer even go? hey, you should just get twitch alert. i have them. the chat works fast, man.
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but he's the, what is it? somebody knows i saw him in the news. he's the, some big like, failing tech company who's like, oh we need to, we need to turn things around. let's make nick cannon our chief creative. that was myspace and justin timberlake. yeah, and slash bud light. oh fuck, i'm dead. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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i was gonna try and be daring and hit two worms with the same thing. damn it. ah, didn't work. hit two birds stoned? and like a close he ended up next to mine. should have shot in the other direction. okay, we're just gonna start things off simple. just smoke the kush. no hangover. alright, justin trudeau. easy money. can't all live in the weed topia, man. i gotta change the fucking game. i'm gonna turn off the teleport in thing next time. it took like a really long time. yeah, it's alright.
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i got a couple donations here i want to read out real quick. so we've got one from zono josh for $10 says say hi to nl for me also make nick rich. thank you. thank you. thank you to houser 97 for the $4.20. that's a curious number to donate. here have some money just because your hair looks so nice today. also nl your hair looks nice. it looks amazing. appreciate that. thanks very much houser and also to justin 300k.
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and then, and i'm like that's like, if you're in a dystopian society, maybe your society's all fucked up because you're spending trillions of dollars sending teenagers into space! send justin bieber there. you're like, earth is overpopulated, what do we do? i don't know, spend all of the money in human history sending teenagers to space.
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ooh, you got a mulligan. i beat mega satan, yay! justin times. how'd you get an omega sagan? did you call it mega sagan? mega carl sagan? honestly, after i said it, i thought i said omega satan. omega sagan. no, i used the get out of jail free card. that was the worst idea i've ever gotten with this. omega sagan. yeah.
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you'd have to do something like real fucked up though. i mean, more people probably hate by the way, more people probably love as well. but more people probably hate justin bieber than hate barack obama. interesting. i never thought about that. but he might have more fans as well. by most hated i don't mean like highest percentage, i just mean like most large number of people. so he could have a lot of fans but a lot of haters as well.
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you'd think being like the president of the united states would be like one of the highest positions as far as having fans or anti fans. i would imagine that it probably is, yes. and yet somehow justin bieber goes over top of that. yeah, i don't really like his music. i don't know, i just find that really absurd. well, justin bieber is like one of those...
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yo, i'm not a big fan of him, but i mean i think he's kind of a piece of shit, but also, i only heard the singles but i thought justin bieber's new album at least from the singles that i heard was pretty pretty good a little daring as far as top 40s pop music goes i heard he recently posed naked in the magazine. i've heard they recently added more hops. oh
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it's from superbam. to justin bieber's balls or something? you know he's canadian. yeah i do, i actually totally knew that one. fuck nuances, absolutely. thank you also to a frisky potato for the resub before trying to get this shot you out. this is a fucking annoying chest though. oh you're still on there huh? there's like every annoying thing that takes 100 years to kill in here. i didn't make it there, it's just taken for i should really use some bombs man. i gotta get this moving.
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yeah, it's probably gonna be ryan. it's not gonna be me! that's the next level game. ryan has a little bit of integrity, not much, but it's there. another name for canada. justin bieber's womb or the egg carton. what i mean to say is uh, marvel pop or marvel pop nation.
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