Quotes about “Just like animals”
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10459.48
six days i need to watch the last movies if anything ranking is coming up i know but in the new trailer the animals talk and it reminded me that they talk in the movie, and i was like oh, that's it's mostly singing though come on. yes, if they made the whole movie just the eldon john tim rice score i would be crying the whole time i
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662.08
i don't know, glars animals. let me see. i gotta see the celebrity mashup. it is anna, i don't believe that it's anna kendrick, man. i don't think that's anna kendrick. first off, this isn't even a celebrity mashup. this is just elijah wood. secondly, if it was a celebrity mashup, it's wynonna ryder, okay? and glars animals. it does kind of look like scott weiland. connections. it's the nose, man. well, it's like her whole face, so like,
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614.42
crab is at least a little stronger. the bees are not gonna do it for us. we need like a... we need some animals. unfortunately. and uh... i mean, i really am like, i hate to say it, but i think you might just buy two apples here, put it on the peacock and pray for the best. remember when i said i can win with these cats? i could be wrong. okay, we got hats. hats are scary. get owned. you will create
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680.58
they're only like fucking, like eight animals, right? this is one of the big ones for sure. it's one of that holy... ...octilogy. this looks like a very real thing. and it's not supposed to be, it's supposed to be... ...a cartoon, man. just goose. ah, shit, i forgot a key elem fuck. oxygen? no, rob. i...
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4282.90
yeah, now it's time for my now it's time for my face. hairs just so dumb, man. like all these other animals are like, you know, oh, you know, i'm gonna grow my hair and then when i'm done with it, it's just gonna fall off and i'll go with some new ones. and human hair is just like, i'm gonna grow forever, i guess. i don't know. it's true. keep going. what's the worst thing that could happen? oh fuck, i have a haircut and a pajamas. same dick.
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9235.840
okay, so people are raising an interesting point here, which is there's hormones and regulations and stuff like that. oh yeah. so maybe they are not subject to the same kind of regulations that, you know, meat fit for human consumption is. that's understandable. also we seem to like horses because they're like pretty animals and they're all fancy and stuff so we don't want to like eat them i guess. because we just decide certain animals are better so we just treat them better i guess. you know, you're not wrong about that.
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4508.60
yeah, no chat you gotta remember. there's no consequences obviously bugs are important, but this is without like yeah we said there's no consequence. birds would just find something else to eat you would lose out on caterpillars butterflies and ladybugs, but i think butterflies are weird too man butterflies are a little weird but they're a virus no any i think i'm not it's not that i'm scared of jellyfish. hello. it's that i'm scared of like i'm scared of thin animals
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4877.08
you know what sucks about pooping in animals is the fact that we'd be able to have... pooping in animals? and animals you could have. i think you might have said... i definitely didn't, but just fuck off, not chat from the spandrel all and... anyway. you could actually have so many more cool pets if they didn't poop. like, the main problem with so many of the pets that only very few people have is that they all just don't poop train. you can't train them to poop.
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5020.90
it's like illegal to own one apparently for whatever reason probably a good reason and also apparently they smell like garbage. they smell horrendously. there was a pet store that had a sloth like not for sale it was like the store sloth. i'd go there and just look at it and be happy. that's pretty cool. and they're like actually the most relatable animals on earth. they're pretty good.
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4107.800
but like i guess every time we go outside we're kind of like hanging out with animals. most of the time i feel like nature documentaries are a little dishonest because they always show you the part where like the lion runs down the gazelle but like every once in a while you just see the animals kind of like casually hanging out and then like the lion remembers it's like oh shit i'm a lion and that's a gazelle and it just like eats the gazelle.
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4135.880
well, for the most part, i feel like 98% of the day, they're just like, i got no problem with you. you got no problem with me. and then they get hungry and they're like, you know, you got to go. but animals are funny because they don't know that they're animals. you know what i mean? or maybe we're the idiots that like have convinced ourselves that we're like living a different life than the animals when really it's just layers of abstraction on top of competition for limited resources. but
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4441.14
yeah, you just openly admitted to liking a meme for 12 year olds. i've learned a lot from that and also the duck the advice mallard mmm. he teaches me a lot of good things too. yeah, i haven't subscribed to advice animals in a long time but when i did i think you know advice duck was just taking off and it was like brush your teeth. oh, yeah, okay it's a nice duck. that's like i mean sure is that bad advice. no, it's great advice but like
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514.04
the rpg came, what do you mean? let's just play through diablo 2. the one that mouse plays with josh. you don't even have to... divinity? what's it called? divinity. we could all just be like animals. it is turn based which is actually nice. i don't want to play. i could see a lot of infighting in that which is probably entertaining. not really.
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