Quotes about "Just like"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

55.080 like just in general or is there a particularly good idea if you're playing as this carol i see ways as you get a penny i know you're new to this game, so i'll feel free to spell out whenever i see a good idea nick i guarantee dan is not watching okay? what do you say we introduce him as if we've we've? misinformed him and just treat him as if he's a celebrity guest and we interview him for like 45 minutes about what it's like to be on reality tv and Search ↗
87.160 i'm ready. it was almost just a natural extension of the idea really and absolutely able i am one while i don't have able yet, but i'm a hundred percent willing to do this okay have you october oh lord october happened october is snuck up on me man yeah, i was writing down the date yesterday, and i was like was like september 22nd. nope it was the 30th, and then you know the age old rhyme 30 days has september april. well. yeah stop right there you already know it's it's the number one song Search ↗
160.320 you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and Search ↗
309.020 what the halloween doesn't interest me that much i like i like scary movies don't really like candy that much like i'm not against i'm not anti candy hey, i'm not anti candy. i'm just i'm not like super pro candy. i'm not a big cake fan either. no, that's true but i'm more into like the the delicious fall weather and i Search ↗
385.740 lot of steak houses. big on the burning fire. it's a primal thing i guess. it's sort of like you're getting back down to like the beginning of man. well that's how they cook the meat. sitting down with the fire there, you get some steak in your mouth and chew it up. exactly. and you take your shirt off and just go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Search ↗
439.440 our mcdonald's does not have that kind of clientele. at least on a regular basis. ronald mcdonald's wearing solid gold jewelry. ronald mcdonald is a charlatan. and he's not wearing any clown makeup either. he's just like a normal dude. what do you think he looks like? it's gotta be weird. the seed kinda sucks, man. yeah. well, i went on a limb and tried something different. i thought maybe blue baby could mix it up. Search ↗
480.260 if we get good luck, this could be better. my mcdonald's has a slide that's basically a fireplace for children. that is not the analogy you want to use. i'm just picturing a fireplace for children. is that the next game? good child going down the slide and then at the bottom of the slide, just like some metal jaws open up and there's like an incinerator. i'm just seeing that the amnesia fireplace for children could be like really easy. Search ↗
572.660 i would say is probably the best thing about fireplaces for little kids. has led you into the career path you're in today. yeah, absolutely. well, no, i mean for real though, it did make me kind of go, you know what? that's pretty cool. i might like consider smithing as a decent fun thing to do as a hobby. wouldn't it be sweet if you went to a pioneer village and they had a j smith and he was just like, yeah, hey, what's up? he'd be like stay a while and listen. i guarantee it. you would say that probably? he would laugh at your jokes and then you know, maybe like Search ↗
683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
716.100 would infestation point five be amazing? well, you know if the if present trends hold i suppose it would have to be right does that mean is actively creating flies at all times? yeah, i guess it would just be like guppy effect. oh, yeah i guess we made that item already. yeah, we did a pretty good job on that one and i hate this room. oh Search ↗
739.080 i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two. Search ↗
772.540 these guys turn into steak when you kill them. just like chewed up steak. chewed up steak? you got steak on the brain man. yeah, i really do. you get enough iron? uhh, probably not actually. i could probably use some steak. how often do you consume red meat? maybe less than once a week. less than once a week? except i went through a roast beef phase a couple weeks ago and i was like all about roast beef. Search ↗
796.620 had i bought a pound of it from the deli and i was eating it like three times a day which is super bad don't do that. yeah, i remember you you were talking to me about you know you know the shiny stuff on the rose beef. that's just like natural i was like what's this was this dude talking about roast beef? i make observations about roast beef sometimes just the way i'm making a lot of observations about roast beef in particular now that i think about it Search ↗
817.900 plus there's not a lot of other deli meats that need observations to be made about them. turkey's fairly just like bland. it's just like, you know, fleshy. yeah, it's processed. no rainbows in that anyway. poultry. nothing wrong with it. we could be processed poultry. roast beef is like, you're taking a risk on that lunch meat. because turkey's always like, it's turkey. sometimes they'll put like a little sun dried tomato in it or something like that and then you're like, oh it's got like a little extra flavor. but roast beef can either be like super dry or amazing. Search ↗
848.620 if you're getting super dry, you gotta evaluate your positionals about where you're going. i've had some dry ass roast beef in my life. should not crumble. should be moist. i 100% agree with you. i wouldn't disagree with this at all. it should make that shitty waxy paper shit just like kind of damp. yeah, i'm definitely gonna need that paper though. i took another damage! anyhow, why do you shoot your poop but ignore all the natural poop? Search ↗
910.480 oh baby a subscriber an irish wristwatch. thank you very much for the subscription i think i'm just gonna do like lost runs. you're not gonna go back at it nick that seat is hot garbage all right well i'll try and win it for you if you win it more power to you, but that is uh it's my own fault for dying i'll admit, but that is uh that was a terrible scene how far did you get before you done? i mean Search ↗
1035.720 turns back into the haunt again is what would happen maybe there's a theoretical chance of that but at least it gives you the option of like getting some benefit out of it but still having a lot of inherent risk instead of just like there's no point at all. it's so lucky i blew up a rock with my last not just a rock but a one blocking his silver chest and it gave me a blackheart wow, i needed it Search ↗
1056.180 i'm actually, i'm happier on my lost run right now than i was on that blue baby run. that's really bad. i got mom's knife in the item room and i'm just like, alright, let's give it a shot. i'm sitting at two hearts. i'm gonna explore. i need consumables. haunt second. yeah, it would reroll into two haunts instead of one. reroll a boss into the fallen, that would be awesome. Search ↗
1080.780 yeah, but it probably wouldn't change the item pool that it would draw from just to spite you. you'd fight the fallen and get like a regular health upgrade. it's like needlessly cynical about it. if they're making it, they could make it. oh my god. alright, well, d10 got me a damage there, so... two damage! you've rolled with the d10! i rolled, yes, i rolled with the d10, took it into a room, and it hit me twice because i re rolled it. Search ↗
1144.080 does that mean you ate it? i'm not a big fan of cheesecake, no. you got me. that's awful. it's not awful, i just don't really like it so i don't eat it. it's not like i'm like, hey this is a no cheesecake household here. you're just missing out, cheesecake's amazing. why did you buy the spear at heart? for good luck. as the lost, if you don't buy the spear at heart, you're a little bee. good luck. bought the spear at heart because fuck twitch. exactly. this is a lost run, it's like pretty good so far. Search ↗
1182.720 buying the spirit heart was an investment in you becoming an underdog exactly as everyone's now mad at you grosser funny way, and now you need to go to the cheesecake etc on granville and sixth i don't like cheesecake no, but cheesecake whatever you just said is the best apparently it's not gonna change my mind you know i mean sometimes i have cheesecake. i go yeah, this is like alright for cheesecake, but i don't really like cheesecake i'm not gonna say the cheesecake is bad. i know it's beloved. it's just not my style i Search ↗
1241.680 just, they're watching the sports game and then like they score and they throw the bag of chips up into the air and there's a bowl of chips and they all spill everywhere and they go, ruffles! you know, hang out with your friends. but then like a dessert ad is always like, can't make your girlfriend cum? our ice cream will. and it's like, what is how did this become the norm for this? i don't understand. yeah, there is some gender stuff going on about ads and chocolate. it's weird. it is weird! it's freaking chocolate, man. Search ↗
1304.300 yeah, i've heard the same thing about aphrodisiacs and i'm not sure if it's really if it's one of those things or if it's just like do people just say that? i think people just say it's like it's a placebo effect man as someone who is not a scientist i am very confident it's a placebo effect like people always say it about oysters it's like because it's like a testicle and it's got a lot of zinc in it. it's like bullshit man. it's like a testicle what? people do it they say that man they say it's at least it's like a testicle Search ↗
1331.680 it looks like a bunch of mucus. it exactly looks like a bunch of... mucus. how do you get a testicle out of a bunch of mucus? she's mean. alright, that's a sentence that i never thought i would say in my life. ask ridley scott about that one. alright. gary dempsey, thank you very much for the subscription. i've never eaten an oyster and then been like, oh, i got a big ol' boner now. it was mostly just like, that oyster was pretty good. wait, is that ridley's last name? i never thought of that. Search ↗
1458.100 no backup, huh? nah, nothing. nothing like that. i should have emperor carded, but it was the freakin'... it was on... mob trap room. yeah. boss... no, mob trap room. and it was those mini fatties who just shoot randomly and jump. you blow off their head sometimes and they kind of turn around. yeah, and they jumped on top of me. tough break. that was a great run. oh well. it's not a... it's not a super throw. i mean, i didn't make it to necropolis 1 without getting hit, but... Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

55.200 good enough. but do you guys see this? did you see this? no, i don't see anything. peanuts, coca cola, chels. wait, wait, here's what... check out your chat. see this. jason with o.t.i. subscribed for 28 months in a row. whoa! thanks a lot, josh. boom. much appreciated. whoa! wow, that's like six babies. all right, i'm gonna give you a seed quickly. what is it? but i don't have an overlay, so just chat. there's gonna be a black screen for a second. don't worry about it too much. Search ↗
120.720 thanks sugar potatoes everybody that means angry right josh just you guys for letting me on your stream, and i appreciate it. you know what josh thank you for agreeing to be on even though it was an hour later. hey josh i mean i would have been here if it started like on time to i mean okay. yeah, i got you. you know i did give you a thank you, but i'm sorry. i'll take it away cuz you've been kind of a smartass i Search ↗
148.320 i didn't mean it like that. alright, i mean, i was we literally, like, we got it set up at like 3.05, but i was like, i might as well take some time to install stuff. the last thing i wanted and i performed like a memory test to make sure it actually worked. the last thing i wanted to do is start it up and then just be like, ah, it's fucked. Search ↗
183.960 no, you know jofos five months in a row people said it wigged out for a second there. it's dark mom's wigged out. no, it's dang said it wigged out for a second there that scares me what kind of like a green way but it also windows just activated itself weirdly enough. so mate that might cause it we have like three we're the only people in the world who bought a legal version of windows but i Search ↗
209.680 he still just chose until right now to activate itself i guess. oh it's dark af. you know that's what they say now? it's as fuck. if you ever see, oh i'm baked af. that doesn't mean like alf, alf frizzay or something like that. so what does afi stand for then? what does alf frizzay mean besides like miss frizzle? it means with frizz, with frizzle. baked as much as miss frizzle. dude she is fucking high and that's cool bus. Search ↗
407.860 ah! wait, are you marketing norline? what marketing should i use on you then if not for my bullshit kind? i don't know, just be like, thanks for subscribing to me but don't do it anymore. just use like reverse psychology. that goes for everyone here, never do it again. this is the final time you'll make that mistake. it should be reverse psychology. so that i have to think like i'm spiting you with my purchase. yeah. i like it. Search ↗
615.680 you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now. Search ↗
698.640 that's kind of neat. so like they traced it to one guy that did all the the impregnating? it was actually one family i think. how many people though? like at least 71 i'd say. that, wait, i mean like how many people got pregnant? that couldn't have been the same woman. i don't know. it just said like it was the vasilevski family or something like that. it might have been one lady. Search ↗
722.640 yeah, might've been one of the eight. if she just had like ten sets of quintuplets in a row, she's already more than half the way there. i hope she vasileski'd up her vag, just god damn! hee hee! you you what? i don't know. vasilele? we don't have a cow! we have a vasilevski. hee hee! Search ↗
828.620 i'm jealous too. that's how he... big brother, he put us in a fucking like... neuro linguistic trance with all his jokes. he hawked us. diglett or something like that. yeah, he... i don't understand. what happened with diglett's? he just like... he said one of the bombs in bombernauts looked like a diglett and then... Search ↗
847.460 dan took offense to that sort of and was like what the heck is a diglett and we explained it as a pokemon and then he just kept repeating it. he'd be like rob, that sounds just like dankies. have you ever had like an x ray in your lungs to see if there's any diglets in there? and then like what a total dick hurry. he would just lose it. he'd like lose his mind. he's so great. i love that he exists in the real world. i see. thank you very much for this. just kidding. he was on big brother. Search ↗
899.020 disney used to be a person and then they froze his head cryogenically. you think he's still around like cryogenically and stuff? absolutely not. you don't think okay, so you think they lost the head? thank you very much the total package for your subscription. i was just talking about you. i wanna you asked? you asked and then they did? i know, i received! Search ↗
917.680 i want to see like a movie where like cryogenically unfreezing people and reanimating them actually becomes possible but there's like huge repercussions depending on what era of human history you were frozen in like if you're frozen in the 50s they just like put your head in a cooler with a bunch of ice cubes you come out all like half cocked or something like that like like walt had the half cocked Search ↗
1001.280 female. what? and then their conclusion was not was it ava brown's? maybe this is just like a different skull. their conclusion was like, hitler is alive and he lives in brazil. i was like, if that's whoa! if i could take you seriously, you wouldn't be on the history network at three in the morning. you would actually, you would be on the news and i would see it elsewhere on the internet. road to j. smithtown. up down all around. welcome to j. smithtown. yeah, same here. road to j. smithtown. thank you. that's pretty sweet. Search ↗
1129.400 alright. a haddock or a tilapia? you're a tilapia guy? well, he's just not sold. salmon's pretty good. salmon's great. it's like steak but fishier. salmon's good. not really like steak, but... steak like in texture, yeah? eh. salmon's there, no question. oh, galactic shaft the planet pounder, welcome back. never heard of that one. i don't even have to really try to read yours anymore. yeah, freshwater or uh, is it perhaps a fenthic species? it's one of those black wobbler types. cod is real good. this is acceptable. Search ↗
1161.520 yeah, i'm looking forward to the new one. shrimp and lobster are not... those are not fish. shrimp and lobster, that's what? it's like, murf and turf. murf and turf. i wanna meet these two gentlemen. murf! hey, i'm murf and i'm turf! i don't know, whatever. don't worry about it, it's just shrimp and lobster. murf and turf. fucking murf and fucking turf. murf and fucking turf. Search ↗
1195.140 why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far. Search ↗
1277.020 i don't get it. you see rob tell us it opened to a hundred million dollars when actually it opened to a hundred million dollars globally, but normally when you mention how much a movie opens to you tell the domestic total. it's like he was being willfully misrepresentative. oh, shut up. i hate when you say words. it's so stupid. sometimes i just say stuff like that to try to provoke that reaction. i'm very happy when it works. i'm happy that you like it. Search ↗
1382.600 i love that there's probably a handful of dads in the world that have just gotten totally stuck on the idea of borat. probably for the rest of their life they're gonna make borat jokes every day. that's like, you know when you see a light that's too bright? like you stare at the sun for too long, you always see like a little bit of that burn in on your eyes? yeah! that was borat for a lot of people. it's just like, dude once i saw borat i saw it everywhere. the sun is kind of like borat for dads in a way. Search ↗
1421.000 not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just... Search ↗
1466.980 the first half was pretty exciting, i was totally into it. second half, i started to just get sleepy, because it just was a lot of talking and like not a lot of moving the story ahead. that's... that's like that funny people movie with adam sandler. the movie sucks so much nuts in the second half. not very good. but i do agree, it got worse in the second half. and i still liked wolf of wall street by the way, it was just the second half was a little rough. that's all. that's all. what the fuck, nick? wolf of wall street, i liked it. i didn't see it. Search ↗
1497.140 it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now. Search ↗
1538.960 like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland. Search ↗
1759.440 so he is the same person then. these are not spoilers, you don't have to yeah, exactly. nick, just go take a philosophy class is what sweety weber mcyegor jensen says. i have. you'd you'd but i didn't like settle the matter in my one semester of philosophy. you didn't get your fill apparently, it's like, you know, if you go out to eat and you're still hungry, you get something else to eat, man. Search ↗
1796.420 don't you guys want to learn? no. yeah? i mean, pretty actively. involve as people. i mean, you like, you learn capitals and stuff, like, voraciously. like, you know. i know, like, the capital letters of the alphabet. yeah, same. that's about where i go with capitals. yo, i'm just saying, you know, you gotta, you gotta know your audience, man. if you came to this show to learn something, you gotta, you got a problem. no, there's learning that happens here. we do family feud. there's no, there's social learning that happens. are you smarter than a fifth grader sometimes? i remember that, yeah. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

30.060 isaac run isaac run m1 b 0 m. okay, mmm one bomb it's like i even know that even the seed wants us to play keep talking and nobody explodes 9 mga, okay wouldn't it be great if we got mr.. mega on this one bomb nine mega? i'm just saying you need to start with all that bombs sad bombs and also be great Search ↗
98.900 yeah, i wasn't having any lag issues. then again, it's closed beta and i only think there's a couple hundred people on the server so when it was late at night, so i'm looking forward to testing it somewhere today, but so far so good. when we played it or talked about it on roundtable one time we were talking about that the target footage looked just like ridiculous like photorealistic. Search ↗
118.860 in a way that is like impossible. it did look like actors like actually playing it but i hope this isn't like one of those moments where we realize how out of touch we were yeah, or they really like ten years later we watch the footage and we're like this looks like shit right like we're talking about like when we look up screenshots of ps2 launch games and we're like this how did we ever think that this looked at all revolutionary man? it's just hot ass garbage, but oh Search ↗
179.460 disregard. there's those like psp launch game stuff like the mighty no. 9 looks like straight garbage. mighty no. 9? yeah. mighty no. 9 is fun! i got to play it a little bit. that was just a joke. it's not even out yet, i don't even get the joke. the graphics look like psp. alright, moving on. i don't even understand what just happened there. we're burning bridges, man! i like the dash mechanic. i haven't touched it yet. Search ↗
260.920 and don't forget, howrzapan, of course, who subscribed earlier. thank you. i did temporarily forget that, so i appreciate the... i appreciate it. well, now i have remembered it. okay, good. much like everybody in the world has just remembered mighty no. 9 as a result of your joke. i pre ordered it on steam, actually. oh, and a suitcase, thanks for the five months! Search ↗
315.540 kowal i have to know do you know how many hours you have in in rebirth on steam? 1500 almost yep, i've averaged four and a half hours a day since it came out playing and we christ that's incredible i thought i knew you would be ahead of me, but i thought you might be at like it's like four times what i have i don't just leave my game open either Search ↗
503.320 i have to have. the game keeps being a hater, i don't think i'm just hating. i think i was looking at it as objectively as possible and i think there were some kind of annoying rifts that happened in it. specifically the forest zone. the rest were like pretty fine. like the salt factory and hospital were like pretty good actually. hell was maybe a little overwrought and rapture just had a little too much operatic singing for my taste. for me i just can't uh... Search ↗
550.860 getting all the bandages on multiple platforms. i'm just like, it's a great game, don't get me wrong, but i just cannot... i don't want to... i mean, i beat it in 20 minutes, so it wasn't really a big deal for me. like, if i'm gonna play it, i'm gonna play it on... i'm gonna play the version i already have on pc. it's cool that it's out on more and more platforms though. steve out, thank you for the subscription as well. it also cost me nothing, i mean, i'm on ps plus, so it was just like, go download it and play it once. i mostly just wanted to hear what the new soundtrack sounded like. Search ↗
608.580 probably you i also don't really put much value in having like the definitive version like for me. i'm like pc versions good enough mm hmm if it crashes. i'll just play something else so if you guys hear the new the new skinny on the donation machines yeah, i saw a little of it, but i don't know the the specifics of it, but why don't you illuminate us mister? you know in here oh? man Search ↗
766.300 i was also asked if super meat boy and console has a level editor, it does not. and also the level editor is sort of just not really supported anymore. i normally don't like the style of humor of just taking a funny tweet that i saw and repeating it on the show, but i'm gonna do it anyway because i really like this one. okay. Search ↗
784.880 like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know. Search ↗
903.620 you know, it's that much of a tax on me. but we did buy rock band 4 last night and i was like, ooh! ooh, i want so much. what is that, like $800? we bought that and i bought kate disgaea 5 for ps4, which just came out apparently. and the guy was like, alright, your total is like $400. i'm like, god damn. Search ↗
1019.140 well, i unfortunately, we got it on ps4 and i don't even know how to recover like my old gamer tag but, um, like, uh, it was just like, content not found, content not found. and i was like, oh no. well you charged me for it, so i hope that one day that content gets found. Search ↗
1039.980 you know there's only one game that i never went and picked up that i pre ordered. oh, what was it? that was duke nukem. oh, that's fair. yeah. i got really excited for it, and then i just heard all the bad stuff about it and was like... Search ↗
1054.100 i'm not even gonna go. it's not as bad as they say it is. i think it is. it's just like a really straightforward kind of bland modern shooter. that's all. it's got a little shitty humor to it. i mean literally shitty, like the first moment you pick up a turd out of a urinal and throw it at a wall. so... that's for real. that's a real thing, huh? yeah, that's a real thing. you'll see that right away. thank you god mode enable for the 11 months and also dragonblast 21! classic dragonblast. thanks. Search ↗
1185.300 by the end of the pads, that's the worst, like the electric sensors on the pads going, you're just like, well, that's it. that's the end of my rock band days. but i remember by the time we finished our rock band careers in college, the duct taped fucking bass pedal and stuff like that, and one of the guitars didn't quite slot into, like the two pieces didn't slot together properly so it would always come apart and pinch your fingers when you tried to fix it. Search ↗
1212.080 microphones duct taped to the ceiling because we didn't have any mic stands. it was pretty... pretty indie if i'm being honest. oh, this run just got a lot better. i'm uh, i'm like all sorts of stuff going on here. um... yeah, this run is wow! i just found proptosis. oh cool. and i got guppy. this run is like really good. yeah. dark bum, fear shot, and like a shitload of familiars. Search ↗
1238.800 so that's interesting. took the fear shot, huh? yeah, i just went in deep. i also did a re roll, which i think is what got it for me. i rolled the fear shot into a pentagram. why would i do that? that was not... yeah, i also rolled that into something that is good. i am now like dark judas with tiny planet death's touch. oh yeah, i just got the knife and i'm guppy. several. i got the death's touch though. Search ↗
1321.220 then we tested everything. pci slots and you know, well there's maybe it's using too much of the power supply so we plug in like the auxiliary plug on the power supply and blah blah blah like we tested again with rumble muffin to give it some sense of legitimacy. yeah. for like maybe four or five hours. and then we put in the other the old gpu and it just worked fine. Search ↗
1344.300 then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i Search ↗
1368.440 it's like a never ending nightmare. yeah. sounds like pain. try and get away, it just keeps getting worse. huge fan of computers right now. this is what, you know, in a way i almost want to be like, this is what you get. you were mad that, you know, it caused a little bit of slowdown when i got a skype message, how do you like this shit? mr. green man shows up now. well, you're gonna get a new computer either way. Search ↗
1392.880 i mean, yeah, i don't disagree with that, but i'm in the position right now of being petty and have no tolerance for people who are like, don't be petty. i like to have them just made for me. that's what we did, but we didn't have a professional do it. Search ↗
1469.700 and he overclocked it on the bios and then it just it would blue screen whenever she recorded anything for like a week and then eventually i was like hey in your bios settings it says you're like overclocking and as soon as we turn that off it just worked fine and he was like well, it should have been able to handle it. i'm like i know but we got it we it's our own fault for not telling him that we value stability i guess over everything else so we can actually like work. it's also not exactly normal to record for everybody that's the other thing but i mean Search ↗
1498.000 he knows. he's a reset to cmos. revert the bios to default settings. oh here we go. re seat the rams, let's change slots and perform the enum swap. that's a hardcore check all lol. well, i'll do that at some point. yeah just do all of those. it's been a rough week cause i like... Search ↗
1678.940 yeah, i'm gonna go try to get you guys swag. i'm just gonna try to get shit to give away and be like yo, throw me some codes. and that way it makes it all worth it for my channel because i get to go check out a game and i bring back, you know, christmas goodies. yeah, that's true. i'm done with that run. el finito. i am also almost done. i will load up a loss now. oh, yeah, you know what? i'm in the mood. let's do so. good practice for afterbirth. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

131.320 i mean it's on a saturday though. yeah, you go to work. oh, okay. i guess you just go to work. that's pretty much it. sometimes i think you get parties together. you like get your uncles and aunts and cousins over and you like drink out of a... what? i think i wrote in the wrong seed, nick. why? don't do that. Search ↗
302.400 whenever bob ross makes like a splotch and everyone goes like oh you blew it i don't even know if it's ironic or if it's legit. i have to believe at least percentages of it are real i think there's mostly irony. i hope it's mostly irony at least oh my god, look at this like bob ross kappas in chat man just to shout out in case you don't know what i'm talking about like Search ↗
324.260 there's this, basically part of painting is you lay down like these big fields of color and then you build on them. so bob ross, he's a pretty good painter, he actually knows what he's doing and he's got the whole thing down to a pretty good science and he's quite good at just, you know, doing stuff on tv. that's kind of his gig, or was his gig before he died. so he was laying down big fields of color and he like made these picturesque mountains and then he'd put like a splotch of brown in front of it and everybody was like, destroyed. destroyed, destroyed, destroyed. he ruined it! he has no idea what he's doing, he's incompetent. Search ↗
382.840 that is just a man's face who looks extremely happy. you can probably see it in chat right now if you look by the guests we already had craig as i might mean another one. well ming lee is like it's i don't know how to explain it it's like the dude is actually coming in his pants. mainly is just like a dude who's very he's having a good time but he's not it's a non sexual ming lee. there's chum lee and there's rock lee all right. yeah, all the bruce lee originally Search ↗
409.380 lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses. Search ↗
437.660 i kind of feel like the bob ross one is almost as close as we're ever gonna get to like a global steve brule emoticon. it's like kappa steve brule as well. alright, i could be into that. i'm not trying to disrespect bob ross. mostly just extra respecting steve brule. i just left that item room alone. that was an awful first floor, i hated it. it's a wild run, man. it hasn't gotten any less wild. Search ↗
470.600 yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird. Search ↗
499.560 i meant to have like i guess a little bit more ceremony about it, but i didn't even remember i just like you know i guess i've already done it. i probably died yeah, you've been having a bit of a rough go on your series lately i've noticed i have been some poor play and also if i may say something my own defense a lot of bullshit rerolls like on the reroll the whole run situation Search ↗
522.180 i think i missed that one. i caught the first one you did today, i think it was called splattered, which was actually a very hilarious one. you were doing some very self aware singing, which then turned very hilarious because your neighbors apparently could hear you and you just didn't like it. oh yeah! i remember that. like my neighbors were walking into the hallway and i heard them like lock the door, but then they didn't start walking for like another four or five seconds. i'm like, i know what that means. you guys are listening out there. Search ↗
546.980 i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done. Search ↗
627.620 we went to the zoo, we went to a bunch of museums, we went to some cool restaurants, we did rotary sushi which was great. rotary like the conveyor belt? yeah. that's cool. so it just floats on by, you take off what you want, and then they charge you a lot of money. yeah! yeah, we did that in the uk and it was extremely expensive. it was all very expensive. you're like, okay, here's one piece of salmon, it's like four dollars. you're like, oh, okay. i gotta eat it. Search ↗
652.900 the value to sushi ratio was like, i would say, roughly 30% of what you would get anywhere else. yeah, i don't disagree with that assessment of ahhh, dang it! i don't disagree with that assessment of things. you know, when i think of irish cuisine, i don't think of sushi, but why not, right? like, it's an island in the atlantic ocean. i think it's great seafood, actually, yeah. it sounds like it feels like they would have amazing seafood. and it's really it's not an irish thing at all, obviously, but it's just a big city, so they have that stuff there. Search ↗
683.440 we had a bunch of like seafood chowders and things like that that were not sushi and those were good. all the food was good. when i think of irish cuisine, i think of like some awesome like fried breakfasts. oh yeah, they have the irish fry up. that was the big one which is like the fried eggs and toast and then the white and black pudding and sausage and bacon. and i had one of those. the black pudding wasn't even terrible. i didn't hate it. it was just all very salty. Search ↗
732.940 i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really. Search ↗
972.200 oh lord, here we go. it was just a vessel for a story, chad. it wasn't oh, that was not a big deal. that was a short one. come on now. i actually have played like zero magic this week. oh. unexpected. unexpected? i agree, unexpected. just been busy. Search ↗
1019.700 you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny. Search ↗
1066.240 asked if they could have done it. i would have been like fuck no. that's it. that's unbelievable but because they just did it i didn't have a choice i mean, i guess i could send it back send it back. it was like real awkward to do that exactly so i will well you know i've got like 18 copies of grey's anatomy here. i could like sign one of those finally do something with those eggs robo buffin Search ↗
1304.900 some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people. Search ↗
1369.980 as much as i would love to just like walk into this item room and have it be a new item that nobody's ever seen before, this is not afterbirth. no. afterbirth, my plans for... oh, guppy. guppy. guppy. give me a sec. guppy. guppy. guppy. guppy. no, no guppy. i'm getting afterbirth at the same time as you folks, unless you're a lucidator, in which case, go fuck yourself. awkward. Search ↗
1506.640 it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him. Search ↗
1567.500 but you don't create your own flies. but it's just like so close to being guppy, it's just why? every transformation in rebirth has to be related to flies. that's just like the science of it. there'll probably be a spider one eventually. in the patch. nah, keep talking about this patch, i don't... shut up, feeling. the only patch i know about is patch adams, okay? that was robin williams with a clown nose, right? robin williams with a clown nose, yes. in a conservatory. he murdered someone with a clown nose. Search ↗
1601.080 he was a doctor, he could theoretically have murdered someone in the hospital. that's, i mean, well whether or not it's murder i guess remains to be seen, but... yeah, does it count as murder if a doctor kills someone by accident? uh, probably like, uh, professional negligence. malpractice, but uh, i don't know, murder. i mean if you just like shot him in the head, they would probably consider that murder. put him out of his misery. Search ↗
1634.560 i... but if you don't, it's like 2pm eastern, i think. uh, it's 1. 1? oh. in, in uh, pacific standard time at least, it's 1. then someone on twitter was telling me that it was like different for them, so i don't know if maybe like different, there's like region locking or something, i don't know. so just like look at the countdown timer then. yeah. look at your own countdown timer and that's probably when it comes out for you. the person who told me that they had a different time could have just been mistaken. Search ↗
1822.300 which is not pleasant. and he kept leaning and moving around, shifting, and he had his e reader and he kept changing pages and shifting into my freaking side. and the whole time i was like, man, i feel like northernlion would have had a panic attack if this was him in this situation. i would have been pissed, yeah. put that dude on blast. i was really not happy through the whole thing. i just crumpled into the window as far as i could go, and that wasn't even enough because then of course the person in the seat in front of me had to put their seat back as far as it went to. oh, dude, that shit is like... Search ↗
1851.900 just expect it now someone like reclines their seat in your laptop screen gets like caught in the in the thing as it comes down and like warps your screen you're just like oh, i guess this is like so you can have like an extra two inches of leg room even though you're fucking five foot two all right i just i never do that like i don't go beyond my armrest and i don't go back at all because that's respect that what i will say is that i think the proper etiquette on an airplane is that middle seat gets both armrests and Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

40.860 but i can always go in the the silver door first though because you get a free item before you do anything you find like ten waves of enemies and then you uh? you know live your life you can decide you can decide if you want to do devil deals too by just doing another wave. it's great have you never or sorry let me put it this way have you ever not done a devil deal in green mode by accident once Search ↗
195.560 boss button? yeah, it's exactly the same game. you just get to choose your items from a financial standpoint instead and then you hit that button in the center of the room. there's no problem. not exactly the same game. usually there's like other rooms. yeah, now there's just... now there's just like this main one and like a couple other ones. i mean, i'm just saying fundamentally it's very similar. yeah, the fundamentals are similar. i agree. Search ↗
392.180 too bad we're not gonna have it next floor. no, well i didn't get it in the first place anyway. it was in a mushroom. can you believe that? chukko the part of the i can't actually. thank you for the subscription and also, uh, i guess moobot has just like completely given up the ghost on actually shouting out even current subscribers, so... oh shit. i installed nightbot! there we go. i installed nightbot too. i installed nightbot, but nightbot doesn't shout out subscribers yet either. oh, that's weird. Search ↗
422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
546.440 fight for the rights of mankind we will fight to survive you've probably played it in guitar hero at least once you motherfuckers are scrambling my brain with your inanity like i just did i pressed the deal with everybody but fought the bosses and then was like just you scrambled my brain so i just skipped the deal with the devil see it can happen. i told you how do you live on a regular basis? how do you live with yourself? it's so unfocused Search ↗
576.400 do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so? Search ↗
808.400 alright. now i have a baby. the best way i can describe this is, you know, missing no the actual pokemon? yeah. i have that and it's following me. it's like a box with boxes and static. okay, yeah, so this is an actual item and not just a terrible glitch. Search ↗
827.300 i mean, i don't have it, but i'm just trying to describe what missing no yeah, yeah, it's a box with boxes inside of it, and it's it's like peepers eye it's kind of like flying around the screen here. that's pretty sweet you ever see this bad boy hey, i gotta deal with an angel. i wonder if there's a glitch transformation. apparently this is like glitch glitch, baby oh my god steam sale. it's the best day of all time best although it'll probably get rerolled next floor anyway what's um matchsticks do matchstick is? Search ↗
858.120 bomb oh it's tyrone said that would know he didn't say that but he favorited the tweet that i sent him that said that if you get matchstick when you have to take it'll take it away, so maybe he'll add that to the game someday, and i'll just be so proud what can you use bombs for? blowing up yourself well probably like you know that machine that allows you to reroll things it's got like the recycle arrow on it if you blow that up. it gives you a guaranteed reroll on the shop Search ↗
938.780 uh, like a ton. oh really? yeah. yeah right now my beam's really short and fat. i'm exactly the same. oh no i hit the button by accident because i'm stupid. nah that's... the button is like my biggest enemy in greed mode. that and not being able to reroll my run every single floor apparently. let's hit the button again. i mean i think this run is like pretty dope. i have no idea because i could just get to the final boss and then they're like by the way you got soy milk dunce cab. Search ↗
1044.020 so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting. Search ↗
1075.500 what's like this weird ghost skeleton that killed him? he used to be the ghost and now he's a skeleton. he's a skeleton ghost, that's kinda weird. i mean when ghosts die they leave skeletons just like we do. you gotta decide when you die if you want to be a skeleton or a ghost, it's up to you. what would you be if you could choose? uh, ghost. definitely ghost, right? like 169% ghost, yeah. skeletons get the short end of the stick. how could you not choose ghost out of those options? skeletons get the short bone, that's for sure. short end of the dick, yeah. skeletons get the short bone. Search ↗
1108.580 i should really say something on twitter what about getting josh to do the voice acting for isaac because i agree and i will. they don't have to talk to you about that. tyrone. who's that? he's like the... i'm just fucking with you, i know who he is. okay. ah they roasted and toasted me. enemies appeared and then they... oh there they go. okay. do you still get heart containers for murdering or can you kill Search ↗
1142.620 fucking devil no ghost no angels can kill angels get items devil ghost angel i like the process of elimination working your way up. you can kill the angels yeah, just drop a bomb if you have wait i have mom's knife or something yeah, travels behind you because you have the mom transformation probably really, where's that? i don't get it Search ↗
1165.420 people are like, use bombs to reroll, but i kinda wanna oh, you know what? i was like, we should really save some money to donate to our greed donation machine. and then i was like, wait a minute, i'm the idiot this time. what's key necklace do? oh god. latch key. latch key, drops a couple of keys. these are old items, josh. were they so what's it do then, mr. old item? gives you some keys. anything that's worth it? i dunno. let's just pretend the keys aren't part of this. Search ↗
1196.580 i'm just taking whatever items i can now. i know people are gonna be like, you know, take chaos, but we're on the last floor anyway, so... yeah dude, just drop me two fucking keys for free. and who gives a shit about what the item pools are when you're gonna reroll from all of them anyway? that's kind of how i feel about it right now, yeah. you're rerolling item rooms? i have... Search ↗
1215.500 i hope your run ends like mine. it is, yeah. now when i shoot directly in front of me, i have five beams that shoot in random directions. i got to the dunce cap part just now and it's great. there's like a weird shitty broken marshmallow following me around. it's just sliding on its ass everywhere. this is extremely strange. Search ↗
1241.320 oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better. Search ↗
1309.820 thanks moversen. what's a power pill? it gives you the game kit effect for one room. oh, that's gonna be sweet for this room, huh? oh shit, it's like not one room, it's just like for like ten seconds. yeah, that's true. i mean, i said one room, but i figured you'd probably kill the room in ten seconds, but... Search ↗
1522.520 okay, so i can get the fucking the armband of power or i can get the the abortion hanger. oh, what is arm of power? it's like the bracelet so makes me super cool, but then makes the enemies like super cool, too what are you i just don't even hear that it's it makes me super cool and it makes the enemies super cool as well yeah, like it powers me up, but it also powers the enemies up is a champion belt. yeah, dude. oh Search ↗
1965.340 he opened so many doors and they're all pissed! well he didn't know when the keys opened them. i have my own key, why can't i use dad's key that's floating behind me to open doors? when ryan played his first greed mode run all the doors came off the walls and floated around. yeah because i had supermagnet, the doors, i was really confused and i was like what is going on with these doors? i thought it was just a bug. what a strange boss design that the doors attack you. they made like a big circle in the middle of the levels. Search ↗
1996.180 oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know? Search ↗
2025.220 well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess. Search ↗
2150.440 that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d Search ↗
2201.060 what do you come up with the dank deps? what is this? reusable air strikes? versus box of friends double your friends. how many what does that do? you want to keep box of friends? it doesn't actually double them either. i got like this cthulhu fucker like hanging out with me yeah, he's you'd like to double him whenever possible. it doesn't it doesn't double all your friends though just adds one this fucking this this this oh shit wait i should clarify it does Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

191.640 actually, this is a pretty good start. i press the button and it unlocks something. oh you got blue. yeah yeah, so are you just farming up like like 99 bombs right now? um i'm trying to kill him now, but it's taking so long that i farmed up like 30 more bombs than i intended to i Search ↗
211.460 actually, i've heard that green mode has had iv bag removed now. i'm happy good blood machine oh and the blood bank. oh, man. i got happy last night i finally got iv bag and made it work and just sat there next to the like i got steam sale and then sat there next to the two cent red heart and just played blood bank forever and then kept buying more red hearts and just picking up infinite items and i was like alright, i get it now. yeah, my first eat and run i start with an iv bag. that is actually hilarious. oh Search ↗
325.580 dick handled that i did megastan and i almost had a darkroom run, but i went into the devil deal and had one of those little guys pop up on me. oh man that's awful that sucks yeah, and i also had the megastan key as well and i just hit the darkroom was there from a red chest pretty bad? i don't know like i'm i'm concerned about how to even beat the lost i Search ↗
353.860 on greed mode. like i'm, i tried to do some runs with it and i was just like, i don't understand. Search ↗
360.320 yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse. Search ↗
511.460 i think it's possible they're not. i like that they're kind of curated as well, because it's made for some cool starts. but uh... oh, i just saw luke open up afterbirth. i guarantee he's going to check the leaderboards. you beat me, luke, okay? you beat me. Search ↗
527.380 i thought i'd read a tweet at one point. it said that only the first two dailies were curated, the rest were just gonna be random. it's possible, but i really feel like at least today's. unless they've just made it so that the lost has to start with holy mantle or nine lives on a daily, or something like it, i think that they've curated that much at least. so many bombs, i love it. Search ↗
574.700 so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah. Search ↗
745.980 you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh Search ↗
809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
841.320 sorry guys, i'm trying to dodge here. okay, i gotta work on my dodging. my chat's like, take damage, you're eve! and i'm like, no! you burned that damage off me. we don't just get the damage guys. oh, that's a golden bomb. those are pretty sweet. oh, now i get the other upside down blood tier. other upside oh anemic, yeah. yeah. the one that i thought the other one was. Search ↗
990.120 i enjoy the items idea. yeah. sometimes i'm like, i'm done with it for now. it can take a couple of days off. you know what item i really love though is, well two. i love diplopia. it's probably my favorite so far. and i love chaos just for the fact that it makes things ridiculous. have you looked on the item menu? oh, i have not looked on the item menu. Search ↗
1066.180 i'm interested. it just is intriguing like what the fuck is that doing there? creepy and intriguing. i was joking yesterday, but it's like man wouldn't it be sweet if like this whole 109 mystery when you finish it off it was just a picture of edmunds balls. yeah, right on stream to get everybody banned. man, i have messed up this green mode run. Search ↗
1094.020 169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm. Search ↗
1134.040 i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times. Search ↗
1165.000 oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode. Search ↗
1329.240 seconds or something. what if every 109 hours they released 40 new items into afterburn? forever. alright, well that sounds good for your careers. yeah at first they're like, whoa this is messed up the whole time gating thing, but then it just never stops. and then 60 years from now, edmund, you know, dies and well i guess that's it. but then they just keep coming. Search ↗
1358.180 like you saw yeah, 40 years later. let's deal after birth updates coming into the 2100s spooky story three spooky five me all it says on his tombstone is 109 and then one day it just says four wouldn't that freak people out like the edging on the stone just changes by itself. yeah, i Search ↗
1386.660 i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking. Search ↗
1447.400 i'm like well you know they could probably just like add in a mode that does that but i like that at least there's an item for it. may i ask what it does? i haven't seen it yet. sure yeah it gives all the enemies a health bar and then when you hit them it shows you what your damage is. like it gives them a health bar by the mode. okay i gotcha. that's pretty neat. kind of groups in with the night light similar functionality. yeah night light's interesting too. Search ↗
1474.400 just, oh we're breaking, we're just gonna break this guys. we're just gonna oomph all over it and... alright. done. remember that time i thought you said clitoris? that's uh... i was nowhere near it! it was glitter boss! glitteris! something about the way that gl leaves your mouth. every time it's like a red herring for me. every time? uh, then if you guys get to actually say the word... that's right, yeah, i don't know. Search ↗
1646.440 dude, i pitched an idea to the rocket league devs. make all the cars look like cats and then change the ball into a ball of yarn. and just release it for like two bucks. not that you're not already doing pretty well for yourselves probably, but start rolling in the cash. Search ↗
1766.540 see that on youtube sometimes like oh, i'll look up buying of isaac content it'll be someone i've never heard of and i'm like well that's cool, and then i'm like i don't speak this language. it's still a lot of germans watch the american versions of the stream though like of isaac because they understand english now. i'm just ignorant american i don't speak bilingual so but i go in there he speaks english whenever i talk and stuff in there and oh really it's nice Search ↗
1960.600 i just got spider mod. you kinda have to be constantly charging a half of tears for it to work. yeah, it's just hard to break out of that pattern of like, i don't wanna get hit. d100. habit. oh, d100? you gotta take in green o, man. i pretty much have to, yeah. it's a guaranteed win. every time. Search ↗
2039.540 it says like oh the untainted yeah, do this run so good now two times damage no tears down says a luke. holy crap. that's really good wow. it's just like eve's mascara with no downside breaking the game that judas priest yes the the damage numbers are from spider mon and now my i know that i've left that room my damage is bad again. what's going on with that? oh? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

131.560 it's not here yet, man. we got away early existed. yeah, it's like it's still a little baby let's not get too out of control here is that shade being spat upon cobalt absolutely not no that is shade being spat upon the people who are like how do you not know that you don't get points for fighting the hush in the daily and that's just a hypothetical example because i don't know if you actually get points for fighting hush in the daily but uh Search ↗
154.180 i feel like cobalt was espousing the very same sentiment that you just did honestly so... yeah, i mean, i can imagine after a full week basically of playing the game 12 hours a day and watching the game another 3 or 4 hours a day you'd probably be like, you know what? i don't mind slowing down for a little while right now. Search ↗
171.860 surprised it doesn't just make you hate it. it's like too much. i don't know. yeah, i mean it's like a testament to how good the formula for free birth is. the more i play it, the more i enjoy it. you learn a little bit more of the strategy, another wrinkle in the dark and you start to unravel the mysteries. Search ↗
215.900 lot of dice in this game now. most of them i just don't know how they work. d7, d10, cracked dice, d20, d100. uh, there's more than that right? d7. did i say that? no i guess not. i don't know. i don't know if i heard d4 either but i know you know it exists. d12 right? that's the rock one. d12 is um, yeah d12 is really interesting in that it's i think hot garbage. but all you need that is interesting! it is like a, it's a pretty hot garbage situation. alright. Search ↗
290.780 and to celebrate, i'm gonna do a cross country gta 5 tour with bear taffy after the stream. you guys keep calling it cross country. yeah, well it's a country, right? i just want to let you know that grand theft auto 5 does not model a whole country. it barely models a whole county. dade county, florida. uh, unfortunately it's not dade county. then it would be... grand theft dade county. i mean, there's still like, autos involved. you're in a cycle across... Search ↗
321.280 we're gonna go around the whole world. you're gonna cycle across the entire grand theft auto 5 map. yeah, and it's gonna be awesome. that sounds like it could be. i'm not trying to tear you away, you know? as long as i'm not being required to officiate, you guys can do whatever the heck you want. no, you are. i just didn't tell you yet you're required to be there. well, no is the answer to your implied question there. Search ↗
343.440 no question there at all. i am, uh, i will not do this, but i wish you luck on your endeavor. bear thinks he can beat me, he can't. are you gonna race? no, i'm just gonna beat him though. so you guys are just gonna have like a casual bike ride through the whole map? yeah. alright. i can't pretend that, uh, Search ↗
371.800 i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that. Search ↗
490.140 that's weird. that, when i saw that i was also thinking pretty much the same thing. i was like, that's a little unusual. i kinda don't like it very much, but i'll go with it. mm hmm. i mean, you know, what were you missing out on there? eh, nothing. i just don't like, you know, being walled off that way. i understand. it's claustrophobia inducing. Search ↗
533.440 the thing is like it's the sense of scale or something yeah, it's just to show you like that you get to go inside of it and then you get to look at the cave drawings which are like fuck all the time yeah, but there's graffiti in it too because of course like they didn't officiate the thing for like a hundred years after they could have so i mean when you think about it aren't cave paintings. just graffiti in their own way yeah, but there's like a shitload of names written in there, which is stupid and Search ↗
615.120 like, right after this i'm gonna record some races and then, you know, probably like a quick dinner, then kayden i'll stream for a while and then i'll go to bed. but i hope that, you know, i hope that whatever it is you're looking for you find it on your journey through the, you know, santa barbara county. i just like to implicate you in things you don't want to do. that's alright, i've learned to say no as a result of this and i've gotten more comfortable with that idea. Search ↗
646.340 billy bear and banali both resubscribed or just subscribed and then there was also zyan underscore for three months in a row and also, fots shired. oh my god and the codex gamers. thanks very much everybody is that banal or is it banali? banali today, which one did i say? well, you said banali like i Search ↗
777.120 you know, best of luck to you i guess. you don't really need luck. it's more like best of endurance. best of attitude to you. there's a chance our bike could break down or we could fall off a mountain and get eaten by a puma, so you never know. yeah, but then you just like... you start where you were, right? you start in the closest police area or hospital area, which is not actually that good because it might be quite far. i mean, but your goal is to... Search ↗
805.720 so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man. Search ↗
868.040 spaced on that for a minute there. all right, let's grab two of spades. that's okay two of spades confirmed pretty good. yeah, and then we're gonna buy a battery also take blank card no, cuz i have to be six. oh shit. i gotta hurry up. i just remembered i have a 30 minute cap here you know, i believe in you this is a pretty great run like there is greatness on this run and it doesn't take too long to get to it. i Search ↗
1041.160 there is definitely like boss rush and boss hush potential going on here. boss hush? yeah. that's pretty good. did you just think of that? i think it's been in the cooker for a couple days if i'm being honest. well this is a good moment to let it go. that's what i was thinking. it's like, you know, live on the air. give it a shot. and i think if it comes back to you it was meant to be is what they say. right, that's what they say. meant to be yourself. if you love something let it go and all day long you'll have good luck. Search ↗
1071.320 i remember that little saying from when we were youngsters. what about boss kush? it's not really... it's a different pronunciation there, but uh... you fight boss kush on the dank depths. that would actually be... surprising. kind of funny. you fight just like a big ol'... big ol' weed monster. just a nug. just a big ol' nug. i was not gonna say that word, but uh... you were thinking it though. uh, i was thinking along those lines perhaps, yes. Search ↗
1102.840 i will never admit to it, under oath or not. that's the one direction that they didn't really go in in isaac is the weed humor. and i think the game is better as a result. there's no like, you know, julia child jokes or anything like that. i'm just talking about the general sentiment of like pop culture humor elements. i feel like weed humor comes up pretty regularly in media. yeah, i mean it's not unheard of i guess. Search ↗
1133.700 you got stuff like grandma's boy out there. right, yeah. that was the last piece of weed related media. it came out in 2005. man, is it really that old? that's so old. yes! yes, it is. it's remarkable how enduring it's been, though. i agree with that. just incredible. charm of the batman. alright, sure. whatever. charm of the batman. is that a new item or is it charm of the vampire? yeah, it's the bat. charm of the bat. almost answers the question. Search ↗
1197.400 for many reasons. and i would be skeptical of anybody who would trust themselves with one without having at least gone through some orientation. they're way heavier than you'd expect, which is the first problem with them, and then second problem is the massive spinning fucking blade. yeah, right? like the thing that can just cut your leg off. yeah. so gravity and weight, and then massive spinning chain with spikes. yeah. seems like a bad idea. so let's climb up trees and hold those. Search ↗
1227.960 you probably don't climb up the trees much, but if you're trying to like cut down a huge branch maybe. yeah, you just like a ladder or something. i don't like ladders either, man. you gotta have somebody hold it for you. i find myself on ladders occasionally, and i like, i don't trust myself on them. what was the last thing you needed to do on a ladder? probably like change a light bulb or something. oh, yeah. Search ↗
1249.340 i don't know. i guess my ceilings are lower than yours. i never need to use a ladder for that. you can stand on a chair or something instead. yeah. you can get out a little step ladder. i actually feel safer on the chair even if it's got wheels. i know that makes no sense. okay, that is like super not right. i know. it's just in my head. it's not rational. you should not use a wheeled chair as a ladder. that's like... it doesn't bother me. i never had an accident falling off one. that doesn't mean... Search ↗
1304.920 don't remember he said i do have triple shot tractor beam which causes you to have triple shot but all in like a row directly in front of you, which is pretty sweet. it synergizes with nails to really and pretty sweet the nail. yeah, it doesn't just turn into one nail you keep all of them in like a little burst fire configuration hmm also fighting dirty with no back area of this room is very odd no reroll alright krampus, yeah Search ↗
1339.280 i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day. Search ↗
1584.140 that was just terrible damage. there's options and also more options, so the options are just everywhere. what does more options even do? like, double your item rooms? oh, doubles your item rooms? that's sweet. i should try to pick that up. it'll be a race between whether i pick that up or pick up brimstone first. and by double, i mean it just gives you two options. right, yeah. i forget now there's things that actually do double lots of stuff, so... diplopia is pretty dope. pretty dopely, yeah. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

186.540 maybe the ingest server didn't accept your stream. exactly, it's doing that thing that twitch does whereas like hey. it didn't accept my stream? yeah, it's like you're live and you're sending us your shit, but we're not sending it to anybody else because it's like. they're just collecting it like hoarders. i don't want them to do that. you really shouldn't honestly. you should write to john carnage and ask him about it. you should write to john cena and ask him how he feels about being a living meme. potato salad? Search ↗
255.720 it starts sounding like the the price is right thing if you do it too much though you know i'm saying i think i'm gonna just try to make it more uncomfortable and nobody that's john cena's music i'll just start singing like happy birthday or something john cena's music. oh, yeah. well, i Search ↗
342.860 there were fun parts and frustrating parts. nothing was more frustrating than going to the second secret room right before the mom fight with two and a half hp and your blue baby, getting a health downgrade and a bad trip pill and just being down and then just being like, alright, well i guess we just lost then. yeah, it's not like this took 45 minutes to get to this point, right? Search ↗
416.480 uh, moobot? oh shit, there's moobot. why doesn't moobot have you guys reached the rug buying aspect of your lives yet? no. no, i don't think i've ever gotten there. i don't know man, i feel like at some point in every adult's life they reach a point where they're like, you know what? i gotta buy a rug, what's up with that? it's usually right after you just bought yourself or rent a studio apartment and you're like, i've gotta divide this space somehow. mmm, that's true, yeah, i need like some kind of mental, uh, some breaking over this. to block this out. yeah. Search ↗
446.220 see, i have still, i don't understand the purpose of a rug. it's like they cover hardwood. yeah, but why don't you just have hardwood? like hardwood is very... i don't know, why don't you just put it on your jeans? because you... cold feet, man. you don't want to have cold feet. i'd rather just buy slippers. they're like a mobile rug. you can have both. slippers is like a rug to go. i like that a lot. that's very dimitri martin of you, actually. i appreciate that. Search ↗
478.840 there's a lot of things like i still don't understand people buying. why would you buy mud flaps for your car? what does this do? keeps your car from getting muddy? yeah, it shoots up on the car behind you a lot of the time. yeah, i think it's more... oh god! it's like a... log off! joe, just log off. up down the hall around. welcome to jason. it's a gesture of goodwill to the cars driving behind you as i... that's what i was gonna say. it's not for you. oh, okay. Search ↗
549.880 oh, i got that too! i don't think there's any mushrooms i won't like. i'll probably think of a couple. i don't like any mushrooms on my pizza. whaaaat? yeah, i'm not for that either. i'm not about that. yeah. mushrooms to me, they just taste like dirt. Search ↗
877.600 nothing you want to get here with the class. yeah call back to the old heat situation. oh, i see. yeah well, i mean you'd if you'd watched it with subtitles on you might have enjoyed it more. it's possible yes, but you know if having subtitles on keeps me from asking someone or someone from asking me you know what would they just say first said yeah, then i'll just be like that's like a win win right there that is actually really convenient. i never thought about it like that. oh Search ↗
908.640 it's like the exact reason i love subtitles. it's like, you know, because sometimes then, like, i won't hear what a person says and kate will be like, what'd they say? and then i've got to either make something up or i've got to admit that i just don't care enough to even know what they said so she'll be like, what did ronan the destroyer say? i don't know. fucking, he's got a, he's got a scepter he wants to destroy the world, you know? just let it happen. yeah. ronan the destroyer. Search ↗
935.980 i've never vocalized that interaction before, but i've totally had it about a dozen times, like, every day. yeah, it's common. what about, like, you know, someone asks you, like, forget what someone said or you don't know what someone said, and then they repeat it, and you didn't hear them the second time? oh yeah. and then you're just like, ahhh! you just, like, give them the up nod or something. it's the worst awkward feeling going, please let them not call me on what i just said. Search ↗
1020.440 so i think you really have to just like go super alpha on someone if you don't hear them the second time. you gotta be like, yo speak up! speak up! oh yeah, then that'll put the insecurity in them instead of them putting it on you. yeah. well, sorry stuart little, couldn't hear ya. maybe you can speak up a little bit. and then they, you know. Search ↗
1038.900 that's some like advanced level adult life coping strategy right there. yeah, dude. if anyone ever makes you feel bad, just make them feel worse. that's what uh... that's bullying 101, right? exactly, yeah. better to start on your adult. thank you to 4lou4hehe for the subscription. ah, so i guess we'll just like die on this room then. you died? well, i mean like this room, i don't know. Search ↗
1098.860 you're getting lost. i accidentally pressed a q. that uses your card. yeah, i didn't want to because i had like, i just killed like the mini boss room and then i used it after all the enemies were dead and it was like, your tears follow the enemies. oh yeah, that's good. yeah, i mean it's a good card. it's not the opportunity time to use it, you know what i mean? was it the magician? yeah, it was the magician. i had a feeling based on your description. mmm, that's good. Search ↗
1190.740 i haven't quite figured out how to use that properly yet. yeah there's probably a great strategy for it. i just don't know what it is. it's gonna ignore it sad bombs that's an okay item. yeah, that bombs gets in the wind. thank you for your five months in a row and sorry if i'm being a little bit despondent right now i only just like 20 minutes ago was at the very end of undertale so it was a bit emotional and now i'm trying to bring back my normal self Search ↗
1214.800 did ben affleck get pulled out of the elevator by bruce willis at the very end? i'm not gonna say it was like that, but it was pretty intense. no, armageddon was in ships, it wasn't intense. yeah, it was intense. you're thinking of schitt's creek, the canadian television show starring eugene levy. yeah. no, i'm not spoiling undertale anybody, i'm just saying. just emotional. i think you would expect that. fuck. Search ↗
1246.360 like you have to tell me that you're gonna fight me if i spoil after how our chat was going down. come on now oh, there's the fruit cake. apparently it was pretty intense people are still heated up over it at the end of undertale. would you say that you could stay awake just to hear you breathing? could you close your eyes and thank god we're together i could do those things would i know probably not i Search ↗
1358.700 weird they also use like your voice data. i think to market to you sometimes. that's cool. i don't use it by that that's that's some science fiction level shit that i'm not quite it just seems really odd how many times they've offered me an ad based on what i was just talking about maybe it is just an accident but no it's because you're probably like google searching it at the same time to figure out stuff to talk about oh Search ↗
1412.160 she helps you in battle. going pretty well, so i think we might just like try to kill mega satan. you got you're on mega satan right now? not on mega satan, i'm just saying, you know, i might think about it for the future. yeah? i need to do mega satan on all my people because that counts as a thing now. i never used to, right? that's definitely like part of the things. okay, i need to do that and then... i forget, just put like some other things i need to do too. like everything. Search ↗
1438.720 so far i'm trying to beat the the lamb and blue baby test things on all of them. nick you are 100% correct skype does it to you i spoke to someone about flying to london never googled it in five seconds later skype ad changes the cheap flights to london. i don't buy this anecdotal bullshit ever. i need a scientific journal someone with j store access look this up. well i wasn't necessarily trying to convince you i just feel better knowing that it's not just me that feels like that's a thing. Search ↗
1500.980 wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though? Search ↗
1530.560 well, i don't know. do you want like hepatitis c if you maintain your youth? well if i live forever, what do i care about hepatitis c? i guess so. but then what if you passed your hepatitis c off to someone that you liked? well then can they live forever too if i just give them some of my blood? yeah? well this seems like it would be like if only you had this opportunity. not like the world. okay, well they didn't say that specifically did they dude? well they said would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? Search ↗
1558.940 there's a huge difference between living forever and retaining your youth by the way. yeah, but i'm just saying what if? that's not what the question said. so why don't you get off on some weird technicality? i get off on weird technicalities on a regular basis. yeah, that's just... god dammit. beat me to it. is there not just like a, like a slash on ban you can do to on ban everybody? i don't know. for like everybody at once? no, i mean, i was just typing them in one at a time. you do type them in one at a time?! Search ↗
1642.460 no, that was the tnt level. what are you talking about? this is a rotating soundtrack, josh. yeah, i know, but i like to play it on that particular level. and you should too. i had preferences about that too. like on the skatepark level, i'm like, that's express yourself by nwa. yeah. every time. it just fits, man. it doesn't. it could. but i was 14. Search ↗
1734.900 oh, whoa! did not expect things to be living in here. i don't know why. i'm just not looking at the map, you know? tony hawk's pro skater 4 is fun. this is correct. it's a good game. that's a good comment too. it is! it's like a really nice comment you can just feel good about. it's just like, it's fun. it's good. that's that personality feel about the new one. what if they said it was fun? be interested to hear that. dude, i miss. there you go. the gauntlet has been thrown down. Search ↗
1849.080 not even at all. it's actually like really good if you can get the horror babylon state and stay in it. well yeah, that's what you have to do, but it's not that good. it's not that good. you know what i mean? yeah, i'm with you man. josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you suck you don't like this game? to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

78.060 and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah Search ↗
241.880 yeah, we just left, like i said, all the stuff in the challenges, the runes and stuff locked. we unlocked the chaos card, pethro, jarrah. so when we even got some of the unlocks, they just... yeah, that actually is a really smart way of handling things. it's like what rob did with the cellar. except not really. he actually unlocked the cellar today by accident. have you seen the super secret room with the runes in it? they give you like eight runes. yeah, four runes. Search ↗
268.600 all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save. Search ↗
300.900 it's gonna be a nightmare though. we unlocked all the good stuff before they nerfed the characters. like we did all of the azazel unlocks. i actually made a lot of progress in just the regular game by doing azazel runs because he's quick and you can get through those targeted areas to unlock, you know, the chest, the cathedral, all that good stuff. and then lilith as well! like even greed mode in her regular mode with her box? like i'm not gonna let out before any of that got nerfed, so... Search ↗
356.940 i don't know, just a follower run. ooh, that's not bad. so nick, i finally did the guardian challenge. oh, how did that go? i understand where you were coming from when you said that it's absolutely bullshit. at the time, and even for like the first couple of floors on the run, i was like, i mean this is weird but it's not so bad. and then i fought red mom and was just like, oh, so this is just oh, she's a stomper. you just lose! Search ↗
382.820 right? like, the foot comes down, it always comes down on top of the guardian. and then it goes back up in like a half a second. like there's no time for you to actually do any damage to it. so i went from 12 hp with 9 lives to actually just losing 10 on that fight. that's frustrating as hell. thank you dickfuckthedongsmasher for the sub. i love that guy. appreciate that. dude, fuck. Search ↗
408.960 you can't even use shields, can you? like it doesn't protect the heart, does it? it just protects your body which is already invincible. yeah, i don't know, i didn't get trinity shield but i know that you can... some beams you can block but some beams you can't, it seems like. i meant like stuff that covers your body with an orb or like an orb, you know? i actually, i don't know about that. i actually had to do it like four times to get it done and i one shotted every other challenge including brains. Search ↗
472.240 yeah, he's only got one leg, right? i just really wanted to lampshade the one leg element, because, you know, daddy's got a leg and it's here for you. so, and then i actually ended up finding brimstone, like my first devil deal, which is pretty carry. but then i had to rush through the levels with two hearts for like five floors, with just brimstone and daddy's love, but... it was pretty scary, but we got it done. i was in like 12 minutes or something. Search ↗
498.140 incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one Search ↗
528.180 coins. every room is a coin. oh, pay to play? pay to play, yeah. pay to play, i found it fun. i thought it was probably the most creative one. i think i enjoyed that one the most, even though it was a little frustrating. i made some serious mistakes on that one, but i realized it like halfway through because i was trying to give money to the blood bank, not realizing, hey, it's taking money from me. i'm actually losing a coin like every couple of hits. yeah. so once i figured that out, i was like, okay, we just got to keep the coins then. Search ↗
557.240 creative challenge, i wish they were more like that one. i quite like the brains challenge as well and i thought that onan's streak was a fun idea. you know what, that was my idea and they just made, i feel like they made it a little too op. like... the damage is so good. Search ↗
629.840 did you guys get larry and then monstro as your boss fights? no, actually. no, i got ragman and then something else that i killed without even paying attention. yeah, same here. i got ragman and something else. am i just on some like weird bizarre seed? i'll read you the seed again. 74 rg cteb. yeah, that's the seed i'm using. huh. i mean, i'm not even like... Search ↗
657.440 on this run because it's just a d100 so i'm like wow whatever. i didn't find that. tractor tears, that's fun. tractor bean tears are a lot of fun. i got teeth. i also got small rock. yeah. but then i re rolled it into something else. i also got small rock and then re rolled it into something else. it was like i'm the intersection point for these two seeds. thank you very much dickfuckthedongsmasher, welcome to the quarry. glad to have you man. Search ↗
719.340 oh, you never with a video file over yeah, i can just like get after it off youtube pretty much exactly it suffers a little bit and also i'm just like a little lazy it's like when they copy the vhs tapes over and over and over again so you can barely see anything on them. yeah, i Search ↗
779.020 made a video and then redownloaded it and re uploaded it like re encoded it redown and re uploaded 200 times and when it starts out it's like crystal clear and then at the end. he's like some kind of fucking ring monster nice, just like you can't even understand what he's saying at all which is i mean i'm glad you mentioned that as well because you already procced me off a little bit when you said the vhs tape and i wanted to get your opinion about that the ring just doesn't make any sense all right not at all. oh Search ↗
849.040 i would feel like the ring was just made to capitalize on the emerging technology of the vhs market in the year 2000 2001 god it was was it 98 or 2001. i can't remember is definitely i don't know if it was oh one or oh two i'm gonna say oh two actually is it was a big deal freshman year of high school people are you man enough to see the ring? Search ↗
876.060 you know, it's just weird because i never thought to even question it when i was watching it as a younger version of myself. and now i just, it went off in my head, i'm like this makes no sense. also i got anti grav tiers with tractor beam and it's fucking weird. i kind of like it though. thank you by the way, it was like egg papa sarong hey, which is like english and korean for i love you egg egg father. Search ↗
924.520 tries to live and like she walks in and like her kid is watching the tv and it's just like blank and shit yeah, there's something going on with that. i don't remember too much except like a deer jumping through naomi watts's car oh wait, i remember that too. maybe i did see that. yeah oh no Search ↗
976.860 these anti grab tiers are awesome with this. i got a rotten baby and steven and a little friendly friendzone fly. god, have you guys seen the synergy before? because it's kind of like i just have a railgun. you got like the anti grab tractor beam. yeah, they stack up in front of my face and then i let go and it just like pierces everybody. Search ↗
1026.400 it just like leaves them there like the regular. oh, it's like rav and then only the ones out in front are kind of like in limbo interesting yeah, it's a little crazy. i get that tinted rock back here. i don't think i did hello virgin weasels i like your bob ross emote. i love how much bob ross is getting attention these days. it's so good i was drawing on my girlfriend's stream last night, and i was calling myself cob ross. oh Search ↗
1108.740 you know, sometimes it just takes a little bit of practice to bring out a little bit more in you, because i was terrible actually at drawing up until like the second year before college. and then i actually just started sitting down and like really taking time to pay more attention to things and i actually got a lot better. to the point where i kind of wanted to make a career out of it and then, you know, i ended up not doing that but i still got the graphic design education anyway. in the words of bob ross, talent is just a pursued interest. yeah! oh. Search ↗
1136.580 and then there was some more that i forgot after that, that was pretty cool too. so, i don't want to misquote that. thank you, duckstar, for the four puns. gotta eat the booty like groceries. i mean, he's got the hair for it. the booty hair? i guess, i don't know. i like that. yeah, there's some people trying to get me to get a perm and i'm just like, my dainty soft hair is not... Search ↗
1168.420 gonna get permed out like if you realize it would never be able to change like until it grew back out is that what bob ross had or did he just have like a natural curly hair? he's had naturally kind of curly hair yeah naturally hippie hair yep Search ↗
1241.380 it's just like fallout 3 and that's exactly what i wanted. yeah, i'm glad. people are like, oh they're just reskinning the same lockpick mechanics. i'm like, i'm glad that it changed. i like that lockpick mechanic. you know, and i really like how the vats now, like the things move in slow motion. like as you're doing that, that's really cool. and i honestly, i like the crafting system, the whole idea of building a base because then it gives you Search ↗
1265.760 all those items that you can pick up, like you can dump them into your junk file and it automatically goes towards whatever you want to build on your base. so it gives them a good use and the mod system for the weapon seems really cool. so... okay, so my little host head did just pop up. what? what? it actually popped up and it blocked a regular tier from hitting me. i have never seen that play. wow! that was insane. i wonder if they patched that in because i had never seen that even once. Search ↗

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85.200 i just had a chuckle because the way they started it out gave a little bit and maybe this is me reading in too far but a little bit of a metroid vibe because it showed a bunch of stars for a while. and then they closed in on the usual smash brothers logo and i was like, oh man, could have just been a metroid announcement. yeah. yeah. one day man, one day. thank you tbaa for the wreath sub and starbright plays for the new sub as well, much appreciated. Search ↗
110.660 also, there's a character named linkle now. so yeah, there's like it's like a female link, right? yeah, i'm not really sure where that came from but there it's a thing now i know there was like i don't want to say uproar necessarily, but there was like a clamoring for it last year and and maybe that is what is resulted in it actually coming out next they just have to make like a female zelda and then they'll have all of the Search ↗
191.760 and then by the end they're just like screaming racial slurs at this person. well yeah, that's... it is the internet, so you know. it's the logical endpoint for any discussion. oh, this redheart damage. this redheart damage hurts me deep in my soul. thank you very much, sebastianas, for your subscription. oh god, i just went right in the mouth of madness on that. did you hit a spike? i went in for the golden chest and i hit all the spikes about three times trying to get the massive infamy out. Search ↗
241.720 it's like my favorite archetype for a daily. it lasted until the dark room, so it was like a full run. and it wasn't too tough, but it wasn't too easy. and i put down a score i can be relatively proud of, so i like that. and i did the nuclear throne daily, and the nuclear throne daily was fun. you just made a career out of doing all the dailies every day for everything. that's pretty much where we're at, man. that's my new business proposition. you do the sponky daily, you do the catacomb kids daily. Search ↗
269.980 i don't know, there's gotta be a few others. it should be a minecraft daily. i can't wait for that. that's gonna be the best. it was pretty good though, you know. i had a bagel. oh those are fantastic. yeah, i've been on like a little bit of a bagel kick lately. and that's about it. that's my day. only cream cheese? that's it? it was, it was herb and garlic cream cheese. okay. you know, it's not like i'm messing with that like irrelevant shit, you know. i just figured there'd be bits of some kind of veggie in there. Search ↗
526.420 i'm for it for the most part and now i don't get to feel bad about taking it because it never shows up for me apparently. somebody tweeted me earlier today and said which would you take here and it was a picture of mom's knife and brimstone. i was like well i guess you pick brimstone for the synergies these days right? i would i like brimstone more. it depends slightly. like first off my question is like why not just take both of them? didn't have enough hearts. Search ↗
553.640 the devil deal. well yeah, i mean i assumed it was a devil deal, but like... and which overrides the other one? i assume it would be brimstone? it depends on the order you take them, i think. i think if you take both of them they would just become a brimstone beam that shoots knives. like not a brimstone beam, but basically like a monstro's lung, mom's knife kind of situation, except it would all shoot straight out in front of you. but yeah, i think brimstone is probably more fun. Search ↗
599.500 yeah. doesn't bother you? yeah, you're pretty comfortable with that i guess. yeah, you did the guardian challenge man. it's just uh... i guess the other element is like, are you playing as the lost? obviously that wouldn't come up in that case, you just take both. but like if you had to pick one and you had to keep your distance, i'd rather be... man, that's actually a tough question. as the lost, i might not take both. because i think that it's worse than the sum of its parts. well yeah, say it's one of those things where you get the pick between two pedestals, like a more options type of deal. Search ↗
717.060 yeah, they're really nice behind you relatively inconsequential i think the big difference though is the fact that they stack because since there are only two in total it didn't really matter if they stack because obviously the guppy effect is the only one you care about now you've got a ton of them so they've got to think about what if these were to all synergize? and i don't know what other way you could really approach the situation because they have to be able to stack right you can't be like well which do i pick where is it just means the last one you had the fact that they do very little i? Search ↗
774.500 not worse than regular tiers, i mean. but it seems like you don't shoot out in front of you very often. oh, okay. i haven't had it since the patch, so actually i don't know. well, see, the trick is play greed mode, so you get the d100 and just... yeah, yeah, on every single run, yeah. yeah, exactly. and then just d100 yourself into every transformation, and you get to experience it. Search ↗
877.360 lost holding holy mantle seems to eliminate the point of the lost right i mean yeah, but also maybe they don't care now that's one of those things that i think is like a philosophical like it's an intellectual debate that i without being dismissive i just have like no patience for it it's like do you want you want the trophy for the lost being done, and you did it when it's hard like congratulations i did what do you want to want to have like another character? that's actually like semi viable and unique i Search ↗
902.500 like i would prefer if the lost was a character that was still difficult and unique, but people weren't like, oh i'm never gonna touch it again now that i've finished it. it was this immense pressure that i didn't want on my mind to know that i couldn't beat these things so i had to rise to the occasion, right? couldn't just leave it. Search ↗
944.660 i think it's... i like it. i kinda think that's a reward, you know? your reward for beating the lost is to be able to actually functionally have fun playing as the lost. why would you ever play as it again though? what do you mean? how? like, just for fun? like, what would be the point of using the lost with a really good run every time? Search ↗
962.880 well, it's not a really good run. it's just a run that's beatable. right. you know, i mean, let's put it this way. people are like, oh, it makes the loss too easy. it makes the loss too easy. i ranked like 200th on yesterday's daily by getting to shoal. so i don't think it makes the loss too easy necessarily. you know, i think that's probably a little overstated. yeah, i don't think i fully thought this out. it makes it too easy to get the achievements, but... there's a lot of implications here that i've got to actually consider and i haven't because this only just happened before we started streaming. Search ↗
992.860 why just now did they add that achievement in the other day or something? i don't know. you know how it is. yeah, i really do. shit gets added all the time. probably added it back on october 9th and nobody noticed. i don't know. i feel like anything that makes the loss more fun is good without like completely compromising the point of the character. oh yeah, that's good enough. Search ↗
1025.540 it's funny looking at sort of the retrospective of the situation because i remember when i first found out loss was even a thing at all i was like well, i'll never do that. that sounds like a nightmare. i'm not interested in ever participating in that eventually like well, it's still there. i still haven't done it so i guess i just have to do it now and you know, i feel like i got a lot better at the game for having put myself through it it was a bit of an ordeal though. i don't know sometimes i love the isaac community but sometimes i do find it a little bit like Search ↗
1054.360 you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well... Search ↗
1082.200 it sounds like there's nothing that will make everybody happy. you might be right, but to play devil's advocate, the one time that i did say it was bad game design, i was really more complaining about the fact that there are rooms that can instantly do damage to you that they didn't seem to care to get rid of. so that would be the point where if you just address that, i think we could be more okay with it purely killing you all the time. Search ↗
1109.640 mean, i don't know. i liked it a loss before i think holy mantle is a positive change yeah, if that's what he's gonna happen. this is all conjecture. yeah, this is all conjecture i just say it's the the game design thing where it's like no matter what you do a certain subset of the community is gonna be very mad at you. i Search ↗
1132.820 because they it doesn't line up with with what they think the game should be or whatever and it's just like it's been oh it's been a long month for that. yeah, i agree in the eyes of community. it's been a long month for i Search ↗
1144.740 i disagree with this decision. you know, i've been harping on the daily challenge scores and the banal minutia of the feedback that i have for that and people are mad at the patch look like time gated items and you know, the hush is bad game design. the hush is fun because it's like a skill check that doesn't exist in other phases of the game. i'm just like, you know, i'm ready to just sit back and play this for like six months and then you know come at it with a little bit more information. Search ↗
1172.200 the ultimate end to most of these discussions should really be, in my opinion, just like let the game developers do what they think is in the best interest of the game. if you disagree, you disagree, but you know, it's their game, you play it or you don't play it. it's pretty much where i come at it, but it happens. and also like, the vast majority of what's here is fun. we're just nitpicking 1% of the issue. Search ↗
1230.740 know rob was quite worried about them, but he also just unlocked the seller the other day yeah, he's gonna sometimes he's gonna have to fight haunt now. that's a tough life thank you very much ergo me smart for the 14 months in a row welcome back you get some kitty cat chat for you, please. i'm just tearing this run up at this point. oh, yeah this is sitting in health cap everything is peachy brimstone one hit killing everything i just finished boss rush didn't even like lampshaded i Search ↗
1266.080 there isn't even mention it. it's just done. umm... yeah, whatever. let's just use the emperor. what do we care? i've also hilariously only gotten like one deal with the devil on this run because i've taken so much redheart damage. hmm. this is surprising that the run is so powerful in spite of my ineptitude, but... Search ↗
1309.340 bad game design about isaac or specifically about the guardian challenge is like if you're fighting red mom you just lose yeah, there's nothing you can do unless maybe i'm missing it and you know you could say oh you know get a chariot card on the third floor hold it until the end of the game i guess if you could facilitate that but unless you have any way to guarantee yourself invincibility that is fucked well, i took another approach, and i simply skipped the mom fight. i just had a passage rune, and i just used that there yeah Search ↗

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