Quotes about “Jury trials”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸24⧸17]
- 1442.980 hopefully. and that's when they deliver their verdict and then you go to jail. yeah, wasting the taxpayers' dollars. unless they're a jury. yeah, why do we have trials anymore? we just might as well just like, you know, if somebody gets accused, just convict them, right? they did it. yeah, guilty until always. innocent people don't get accused of crimes. exactly. they have nothing to hide. yeah. Search ↗
defending mai waif - Bits and Banter [05⧸15⧸2025]
Hidden - The Binding of Isaac: AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1757
- 2478.56 you know, high powered manhattan white collar crime. get me the guy who did blagojevich. you know? or you could be like, i want the disarming southern gentleman who appeals to these, got a plus 25 in jury trials, because he just seems like an everyman. that would be the greatest show on television. it would get so much press. but they're cowards and they won't give me the reigns. anyway, thanks for watching. hope you guys have enjoyed it. if you did, click the like button. it helps out a great deal. of course, subscribe if you want to see more in the future. for now, thanks for watching. i'll see you next time. see you. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [May 24th, 2017]
- 1428.02 yeah, but like in a certain asian centric country, they're turning on the van. the jury comes back in when they're not gone. yeah, they come back in at some point. hopefully, otherwise. and that's when they deliver their verdict and then you go to jail. yeah, wasting their taxpayers' dollars. and let's put a runaway jury. yeah, why do we have trials anymore? we just might as well just like, you know, if somebody gets accused, just convict them, right? they did it. yeah, guilty until always. innocent people don't get accused of crimes. Search ↗
coke the old fashioned way - Bits and Banter [03⧸09⧸2026]
- 3463.540 this is why we can't have jury trials. i want a jury of my peers! my peers are intellectually feeble! not critically thinking! he was on drugs? that's the reddit headline talking, man! he might have been on drugs though, because otherwise there's no way you do that shit and you don't say like oof after you go through the table. he didn't say oof, which is crazy, but Search ↗
He's literally a star man (Slay the Spire 2)
- 1086.220 this is why we can't have jury trials. i don't want a jury of my peers. my peers are intellectually feeble. they're not critically thinking. he was on drugs? that's the reddit headline talking, man. he might've been on drugs though, because otherwise there's no way you do that shit and you don't say like oof after you go through the table. he didn't say oof, which is crazy, but at least we gave librarians some content. Search ↗