Quotes about “Jupiter”
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i think i saw it like two people removed from the click hole part so i thought it was legit. that was really good. it's like, jennifer here wants to live on jupiter. actually as soon as she entered its atmosphere her lungs would be crushed by the incredible there. he even closed it with like you idiot or some stupid thing. NL did you see that we have a ninth planet now?
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but we're glad you succeeded despite us. i didn't even know saturn was beyond jupiter. i'm gonna put my own like fictional speculative child through university by running an ad right now. we'll see you guys in three minutes to play some secret ponchos. see you soon. it says trash can child made of mushrooms. my trash can don't ever call my perspective speculative child a trash can child, nick. made of mushrooms. uh dumpster baby. yep. that's what i'm gonna call it. oh god i started it in your chat again. i'm sorry. k's pregnant with a dumpster.
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oh, terrible spiker. woo! alright, i'm real happy about that, cause you guys oh come on! i'm real happy about that, cause fuck you! to shoot for me, you won't. why don't you shoot for the orange moon of tatooine? oh wait, cause the purple slit hole of jupiter is blocking you. oh shit. this is so... shit! 420 viewers, vapenation! there's nothing slitty about that. that made a cool sound.
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i'm pretty happy about the purple slit of jupiter is at least balanced right now. oh is that the purple slit? i thought the moon was. oh yeah well there's the purple slit which is actually the circle and then the purple circle is actually the pink slit. it's a chair purple slit. please do. if you're a gynecologist i could really use it. i don't think it's that color. oh shit. lightning? double damage. double hits on the lightning. get me out of here.
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sometimes sometimes you just know you got 25 seconds left mine are bad did you write marful pop again i didn't even write marful pop you think i don't know who kevin is he's the guy who uh stopped that dude from making a jupiter right
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what? people are trying to make jupiters in chat. it's like a witwix emote. you can't make jupiters in chat. kevin said no jupiter for you, right in the middle of somebody's jupiter. haha, wrecked. something fun to ask the old wise man on top of the mountain. is female ejaculate real cum or just pee? or why are you holding that box of glass?
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9849.880
come on. hey, nick. where was your vote on that one buddy because i? was looking at jupiter's 81 to 19 there just a little bit shy of a quick flash unfortunately support honestly a particular a peculiar thing to see in a help wanted ad would be help wanted colon clothing optional or help wanted colon need garden hose and orange juice hmm garden hose and orange juice
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i'm just trying to make a point that you were very wrong when you said that dad rock was like three minutes or four minutes or less. yeah, drops of jupiter is six minutes long. why don't you listen to that? i don't know what that is. my chat's still arguing about if the voyage counts or not. i might, i don't recognize the name though. there she goes with her hair man her hair, drops of jupiter in her hair.
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and i have a phone that's more powerful than many of the computers i've owned throughout my life. yup. and i carry it around with me everywhere i go, that's so weird! yo, if you took like a samsung galaxy s2 back to 1960, we would be living on jupiter right now, i'm pretty sure. we would be like, hey remember when we lived on earth?
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hey, uh, how many pounds of force do i need to get a rocket into outer space and send it to jupiter? oh, i don't know. well, you got a bachelor's degree in physics, so uh... three megaports worth? three megacarts. hey, austin. yeah? i think this one's gonna land, buddy. yeah. i mean, i believe you this time. you have to fuck this one up to tell me that's an honor.
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not by paul mccartney though, by uh... who brought you here? yeah. wait, by who? that's the one. yeah. oh, jor drops of jupiter. hey! yeah, that's an all time classic. that's not drops of jupiter, that's amazed. whatever, same band. it's not the same band! yeah. no. yeah. drops of jupiter's by train, man.
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nice, i sang drops of jupiter on kate's rock bandstream. that was it i mean gives a little high, but it's also like the cheesiest song of all time. no she acts like summer shoe walks like rain reminds me that there's a time to change yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah what does that mean she walks like summer is talks like rain? oh?
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yeah, okay, which other planet in our solar system is the favorite of earthlings neptune jupiter sun mars uranus saturn on a planet it's gonna be pluto uranus sun pluto right like that's that yeah, chad is good vote. no i'm telling you straight up pluto because people feel bad for it saturn to the scott rings no, they're gonna answer the sun because they want to fucking me on yeah, uranus is obvious. yeah
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i was gonna get it. says jupiter. yeah! it's got a life on my... jupiter also doesn't have a ring. yeah it does. no i mean it has a ring. jupiter totally has a ring. says the yank who dips chips in milkshake. come on, that's not the same as mayo on pizza. drops of jupiter. jupiter 100% has a ring. that's a strange line. your greatest line! what? the second one has a little bend at the end but the first one is flawless.
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but you know what? that looked so straight that i think that he didn't actually need to cheat. yeah, he didn't need to cheat. he was probably fine. why is i i just i don't know what this is, but i got the word. it's just trivia. well then, you know what it is. what is it? no i don't! i just saw that there was an n with n and i was like, this word ends with n. oh, train is the band, because i said drops of jupiter. i should have known. i should have known. it's called angle snapping. it's a mouse feature that's typically annoying for gaming. so there you go, that's why.
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everybody's like, why'd you even write that? because you were talking about jupiter and then malf said drops of jupiter as i was drawing the world's straightest train tracks so i just wrote drops of jupiter which is a song that's by train. it's so convenient. that does work out kind of perfectly although i didn't know that trivia. that's a... oh. yeah, as far as i'm concerned when it gets down to just the crust of the pizza dip it in whatever you want. already?
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no, that was the thriller dance though, just for the record. thank you heavenpiercinggigadrill for the $5 tip says can you tell all these noobs that all the outer planets have a ring? yeah. yeah, well like yes, but like usually in um in whatchamacallit like art of jupiter, you don't uh you don't see a visible ring there. where do you find that out? i never was told that before in my life. holy hell. this is weird. oh fuck it's not that? i thought it was a genius.
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