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The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 24th, 2014] (2⧸2)
- 3064.98 i did need both of those though. well, i've just said that i did actually need that turkey juice. all right. yeah, i walked into that wall for a little longer than i'm proud of. no! no! yeah! give me that! i think i got a little bit of it. oh, desk here. we're getting in the hole. getting in my hole everybody. Search ↗
- 4972.96 i could be wrong but i think we have to go to the left. play some dynamite on the jump pad so bear can't come over here. oh wow. oh no i want a real... what are you doing? fuck you dude, i'm popping off. i don't think i even equipped the other thing that i... so i think it's fine. why is there no gold? we've been out of gold. why did you take that turkey juice from nick? i didn't take it from nick, i took it from the table. nobody asked me out of turkey. Search ↗
- 5317.32 but there's gold! i don't care. but there's gold! i'll lose gold so you can't see. oh, that guy's got explodey juice! too easy. oh, too easy. too easy. oh, do we have another kizzle? oh, we do! no! i took the key, i get the gold. i have the key. i wanted the turkey. oh, that's a different kind of key. i have a turkey. does anybody want to give me a turkey? no! give you a big ol' fistful of snot apparently. i don't know how to cover my mouth. that's how nerds do it. Search ↗
Redshirts! Northernlion Plays - XCOM 2: War of the Chosen [Episode 1]
- 1401.36 squandered it all trying to go see dr.. launch your proprietary juice brand. there's some things you i'm sorry it's damn good to have you back commander dope okay research very sorry to do this dr. tigan, but we're gonna be skipping that because i've seen it 20 times and we'll start researching alien biotech and then tell me to go talk to a Search ↗
Don't worry, we'll scale [copium] (Super Auto Pets)
- 2612.40 you're still dying here. let's go believers. six wins. i wanted that one. i'm just gonna level with you. i wanted that one. freeze me. roll me. i'm just gonna be honest with you. juice me. squeeze me. roll me. freeze me. i would love to get one more penguin. if we're ever gonna get to the next level. oh yeah, you're right. we missed a bison in there. if we're ever gonna get to Search ↗
he is the cookiezi of trombone champ - Bits and Banter [09/16/2022]
- 2575.08 ryan ryan and apollo's chad my mods are asking me why didn't know you can rear a ma you can do slash prediction man it's like two buttons. i'm busy. i'm trying to keep up with this bald weirdo who can't do his own predictions, right? i told you man i did my my ride yesterday was so it took so much of my glucose and my glycogen that my brain is like is dying today my brain is like i don't have enough juice. sorry, don't tell us a rare comment. don't tell steve this there were like Search ↗
- 5792.08 that's tough. i mean, when you got an aggressive player coming after you and they're throwing like move after move on you when they got javelin tackle like it's, you just got to feel for them a little bit there. it's a hard situation to get out of. could use some more juice still. or do we need more juice? maybe we just need one of these. okay, good move. yeah, well take one of those then. i'm gonna put this in my pocket. good, good tracking. i appreciate that. excuse me, i was trying to stop the person who was annoying us all. Search ↗
- 5935.00 get your ass to mars? he's trying to... yeah, yeah, good job. me too. okay, hold on. we can win this one. bro, you gotta give me something that's not just an irish whip. otherwise, get your ass to mars. hello. what do you got? i assumed it would be dolphin dive. i was getting ready for a dolphin. you can just put that shit in your pocket. i'm not that... i'm not that pressed about a single juice. get your ass to mars? well, at the end of the day, there wasn't that much stuff up here. by the time everybody had their pick of the damn litter, Search ↗
- 6094.08 right here. oh, that whiff hurt. no healing perks. oh, jesus. help. i'm, yep. that's not javelin. maybe it is. it did 952 damage. jesus. let me see your juices. what are you at on juice? eight! okay, that's a lot. people, they've been building a false narrative, by the way. they've been saying nl doesn't like red juice. red is my favorite juice. Search ↗
Javelin tackle is too good (Rumbleverse)
- 1090.72 i think they threw something at me. it cancels if you do three? man, what happened to my juice? you see the speed i had? you get out of here. i guess we could use another move to prevent griefing. i understand but i mean, it's already griefing when you just get shit on by a triple bounce super green drink in here bombastic. that means i can wall splat with a normal three piece. what a throw honestly. Search ↗
- 1978.44 just to get a little funky with it, you know what i'm saying? it's still only got one of each juice. you're not wrong. you don't wanna be here. like me, i don't wanna be here. okay, thank you for reminding me. now would be a great time to loot the one juice monty. people never look in the shopping malls, in the dining halls, come forth to be cast out. what the hell? honestly, i deserve that. Search ↗
- 2073.08 what does that even mean? i mean, don't get me wrong. i would do it myself if i knew what i was doing. we'll pay out 10 to 2 though. it's just like that. i mean, we need to learn it ourselves. get some juice my man. it's not like it was a juice rich world and then we just were like, oh, i choose not to take it. like we were fighting people the whole time. Search ↗
- 2173.46 just no life looted for juice instead. did you see that ludicrous display? exactly. why people happy? and casino. 13th party. sometimes. games and sports fans both dorks. hey, hey, hey, there's no sacred cows here, okay? you think i forgot about music fans? don't attack me, i'm drinking the dbjs. i'm coming in on you. Search ↗
- 2221.52 that's a good start. you clash me, just two tap it. you're lucky. you don't take juice. saved, saved. put this in your pocket, okay? you piece of shit. you deserve to be owned for this. stop knocking me out of my high damage move, you piece of crap. thank you. my god, ladies and gentlemen, he's doing it. Search ↗
- 2926.30 that's an interesting one and a no juice combo. true, true, true. that ain't falco. see, that's what it's all about. now you're playing this game. you got ten juices. you're getting ready to drop like a omega cyclone on me in the final circle. but you can't take that away from me. you can't take what just happened to me away. that's gonna exist forever. so we can qe. yummy, yummy red juice in my tummy please. it's a great move. it's still a great move. Search ↗
I will restore my honor (Super Auto Pets)
- 189.22 i don't want to sell you yet. give a random friend plus one plus one. i think i want to buy the cricket first. and then... hook me up. hook me up on this one. juice me. okay, well... look, that's not so bad. and i feel like we... spending on the b is an interesting choice here. honestly, for turn two, i think having a 3 3, a 3 4, and a 3 4 with a 2 1 that buffs on death is actually pretty solid. the comedic teapots. Search ↗
- 1770.08 little buff, little juice, little squeeze, a little juice, a little squeeze. a 5 1, something tells me i'm feeling okay right now except you're gonna spit out a spider when you die. i'm gonna spit out an ant which is gonna get a buff and then you're gonna spit out a spider at level one and i'm gonna kill it. then you're gonna summon something else. i'm gonna summon something else and we're gonna take the win here. never go up against the beret sheep. Search ↗
Monoculture when stereoculture walks in (Miscellaneous)
- 2740.160 dumplings of any sort are very, very well liked. i think that's fair. i think that's fair. this looks pretty good. rice cakes and vegetables like bean sprouts prepare a sauce with peanuts, garlic, chilies, tamarind and lime juice. i tried to replicate it, but we just don't have the spices. let me go with it. i mean, that looks good too. it looks like the papa john's pizza cookie, but huevos ranchero is one of the all time great breakfast foods for sure. damn, i got body by the average on this one. stings. Search ↗
The buffalo is a guaranteed win (Super Auto Pets)
- 907.54 i got nothing against this team right here. probably, you know what? i think the dromedary might be the most likely to stick around here. let's give that dromedary some juice. so not losing this round would be all right now i'm hitting a tropical fish with that beautiful buff. that's all right. it's only going to make all the difference. that's okay. my mistake my mistake on this one. got our priorities a little mixed up. now hear me out. very good. we should probably do like this. Search ↗
Slay the Spire for Nobel prize winners in mathematics (Astrea: Six-Sided Oracles)
- 6345.08 the heck is refresh? refresh lets you lose all your virtues? how did i get it though? if three dice are converted in a single... did i convert three dice in a single turn? am i the best to ever do it? is that what you're saying to me? i don't care, pass turn. you got that dog in you? i could have told you that. a lot of you guys don't get it. you can use more than one slurp juice on a single ape. remember those days? pepperidge farm remembers. Search ↗