Quotes about “Jogging”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸1⧸16]
- 8346.860 walking was number four. okay, running! jogging! not running, snakes. you got cut. alright, nick. name a form of transportation that makes very little noise. the monorail. alright, josh. name a form of transportation that makes very little noise. skiing. it's like a little whoosh whoosh. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸30⧸16]
- 5451.460 why would i say that? ryan, what the fuck did you do? don't ever speak to me. look at this. look at that shit right there! right there. where am i going? what is this? oh, okay. you guys don't even know. i'm on a new level. it's gonna take me a while to get to that level. i know, i bogeyed, so suck it basically. i'm just hopping around outside. just bouncing around there and jogging. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸3⧸17]
- 7672.220 jogging. jogging, i believe is what it's called. weeee. aww, they beat us! yep, well, that's, well. still need any more peaceful sports? cause i got a few. in fairness, they got them all. i like sara lee. it's a good company, so i'm happy for them. chess. freakin' house got cleaned. looks like we had an unexpected day off. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸17]
- 3751.840 i'm going the opposite way, but it may be the safe way. i'm gonna throw down some trash behind us. oh incoming incoming pumpkin from somewhere. yeah, i fell victim to the old flank and spank. i should have known better. i was lulled into my full sense of security wanting that shield potion. yo, why the hell my all my stuff is like is inside the ground for some tell dan he can pretend to be jogging through geo it's just really fast pretend you're the flash Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸28⧸18]
- 3404.540 they were like you might as well go because you only got 20 years you've been smoking since you were 10 and like you grew up working at like a you know, breathing coal smoke factory so like yeah, that's your job now you look at like a i look at like a 50 year old dude. i'm like that dude's got an eight pack he's out there jogging all day, you know, so like i don't know i feel like they should really take you until you're like Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸17⧸18]
- 4858.200 do you like actual dragons? yeah! my favorite! first place rack attack, let's go! the average human speed is not 28 miles an hour. that's hilarious! i wish! what do you think, we're motorcycles? i would punch my car until it exploded like street fighter 2. it would be amazing if we could run that fast. the average jogging speed of a person is 8.3 miles per hour. Search ↗
- 4887.900 that's jogging. we could smoke a kalodo dragon. maybe i have no idea what i'm talking about. huh. google says max 28. well, i mean max. okay, if bolt runs 28, i bet i can run half of bolt. yeah, that seems fair. and then that's faster still. oh, network error has occurred. no. at least it's at the end of the race. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸24⧸18]
- 2803.580 why was they jogging this is a professional baseball game get your running shoes on outfit you're like the random into and out and they were like ass fine. it's five to three relax, dude. geez. all right, we gotta turn it up a little bit now we're having a fine we got five runs in that inning. why do you got a rose was set too high? oh Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸2⧸18]
- 2604.920 oh, that sounds like a nightmare. i hate it. no, it was really good when you got caught in a doorknob and accidentally exposed yourself to the whole class once a day. well, that never happened to me. or it was a pair of pants that you wore another pair of pants underneath, which is also really cool and smart. it was for jogging, i think, and if you got hot then you're supposed to just pop them off real fast. oh, when you like under... Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸4⧸18]
- 6937.060 is this the bike trail again? you gotta be careful, people are walking over the border into the us and getting in big trouble over it around here. dude! that was a big story here. don't do it. they put that lady in jail for like two weeks for just fucking stupid nonsense. well that's what she gets for jogging, honestly. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's this place, right? horstrontor's miniature train! i'm just gonna assume that... oh my god, the aquarium? i've actually been there! Search ↗