Quotes about “Jerker fucker”
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someone said 72 holes. they're pretending to be horny because the word hole existed. they're signaling horniness with no actual impetus behind it. it's so sad. it's a jerker, for sure. i got nothing against a jerker, but like stop pretending to be a fucker. if you're gonna horny post, it's actually like less annoying to be horny in horny posts than it is to be pretending to be horny. so stupid.
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it's like okay, okay. no, yeah, it's like no to be honest. i think you could fuck and still have like give off jerker. i like myself more when i'm when i'm a fucker. i think it feels normal. i like i made the joke and i was like when you talk to a jerk or they're like, oh look at she's so fucking hard. i'd love to put my penis inside of her when you talk to a fucker. they're like, hey man, how's it going? long time no see. yeah. have you been up to anything lately?
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feel like i struggled to participate in the fucker jerker bit just because like just like any any references or the relations i try to make are not gonna land can i just say something as well everyone going 20 minutes? lol jerkers jerk real fuckers no 20 minutes totally normal a totally normal time set wait was done in 20 minutes absolutely yeah, i do the jerkers are going 20 minutes. that's nothing ha ha
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jerkers posts like that, which is fine. but why are you pretending to be a fucker when you're a jerker? why are you denying the honesty of your nature? that's why it's irritating to me. it's all these jerkers who are pretending to be fuckers. can i be both? you can be both, but you're not a real fucker if you're posting jerk or shit in the chat. jerkers who fuck are just normal people. we need to find like some shit about the orchard, man. i'll tell you. oh, brother.
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i was focusing too much on the game so i didn't get a lot of the jerk or fucker and i just heard like you saying the word over and over again so i heard it was jerk or fucker, fucker, jerker, jerker. i like myself more when i'm a fucker. it feels normal.
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feel like i struggled to participate in the fucker jerker bit just because like just like any any references or the relations i try to make are not gonna land can i just say something as well everyone going 20 minutes? lol jerkers jerk real fuckers no 20 minutes totally normal a totally normal time set wait, what was done in 20 minutes? absolutely. yeah, i do the jerseys are going 20 minutes. that's nothing. oh
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i had some afghan pastry last weekend. oh shit. nice. potato and spinach. did you fuck it or jerk it? sorry. i jerked it with my mouth, i guess. that's a fucker food. i'm gonna say it. what's a fucker food? afghan pastry. yeah. what is your distinction in an afghan pastry? jerker food? it's made in afghan. okay. jerker food? takoyaki.
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they're all just beating their shit up? yeah, beating their shit crazy. that's really good. i like that. that's a great clip. it's a great song. you're gonna be able to do a lot with that. they're like the zombies in 28 days later. oh, i love that. the fucker tribe versus the jerker tribe. yeah, i'm a fan of that. and they say i don't have whimsy, man.
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it's sad to me. i know because of the culture war you get the gi and it pays your tuition at clown college, but listen, i don't think it's worth it. hang on. it feels bad. you feel like an emptiness when you burn your full meter. they never should have put cooking videos on youtube. it's been devastating to the population, man. no disrespect, jkg lopez alt. you're actually cooking. because you know what it is? it's the jerker versus fucker argument again.
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it feels bad. you feel like an emptiness when you burn your full meter. they never should have put cooking videos on youtube. it's been devastating to the population, man. no disrespect, jkg lopez alt. you're actually cooking. because you know what it is? it's the jerker versus fucker argument again. but now it's fucking the cooker versus the person who just watches cooking videos on youtube. if you are just watching cooking videos on youtube, i don't watch your food takes. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. someone has to fucking say it. someone has to say it.
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a fucker when you're a jerker. why are you denying the honesty of your nature? that's why it's irritating to me. it's all these jerkers who are pretending to be fuckers. can i be both? you can be both, but you're not a real fucker if you're posting jerk or shit in the chat. jerkers who fuck are just normal people. they're not posting shit like that in the chat. they might post the occasional booba, but like that's it. a key! 20, 16. oh fuck. nine.
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why can't i be both? i don't know buddy, you tell me. why are you so mad at jerkers? well it's simple, you ever talk to a jerker? oh that kid, oh a woman appeared on the screen, real or fictional. oh i wanna have sexual intercourse with her. that's what it's like to talk to a jerker. you ever talk to a real fucker? hey man, how's it going? been a long time, nice to see you. that's how real fuckers talk. how's the family? what are you guys up to this weekend? you going away this summer?
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way more pleasant to talk to a real fucker, man. also, i don't know if this is fair, because i think there's prudes of all stars and stripes, but at least on twitch, there's like a weird paradox where i feel like the more of a jerker you are, the more likely you also are to be like sex negative.
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that's crazy. tell me i'm wrong. tell me i'm wrong. i think you're wrong in a way you don't understand, but i think in the way that you're implying... they got pills. they got pills now. i know what you're saying. i mean, let me translate. meaning like... never mind. it's the jerker vs. fucker dynamic again, and these are peak jerkers. peak jerker sounds like a british chocolate. it's like the movie that's basically translated never been kissed the movie.
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that's crazy. tell me i'm wrong. tell me i'm wrong. i think you're wrong in a way you don't understand, but i think in the way that you're implying... they got pills. they got pills now. i know what you're saying. i mean, let me translate. meaning like... never mind. it's the jerker vs. fucker dynamic again, and these are peak jerkers. peak jerker sounds like a british chocolate. it's like the movie that's basically translated never been kissed the movie.
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