Quotes about “Jar of Salsa”
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5693.32
just cold red, old el paso, uh, paste? yeah! i'm fine with jarred salsa, honestly. like, it's not... it's not the end of the world. it's not... it's not, like, as good as a fresh, like, pico de gallo. oh yeah. you know. but also sometimes i don't want a pico de gallo. sometimes i want shitty, like, tostinos out of a jar. yeah, exactly. you know? and there's something about all those chemicals that is just so appetizing, you know?
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1500.74
wow, okay. that's number three? but anyway, yeah, she had this like gross jar of salsa and then we moved houses and she packed the salsa and then when we took it out of the moving truck the bottom of the box broke and the salsa like shattered on the ground and she started to cry and everyone was like, it's just salsa. she's like, yeah, but i bought it in mexico. and we're like, you can get more salsa. you can get salsa made in mexico at the grocery store. it's true. anyway, she'd be silly.
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9676.78
i can't draw drawings anymore, i have to be meta now in order to... i don't think i like this game anymore. i don't... uh... okay? you could have just drawn several dots. i could have done a lot of things, rob. i mean, you could have drawn a snake that looked like a xenomorph, and then a jar of salsa.
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2567.980
one chicken breast, bro, is that simple. you don't need two chicken breasts for me and my wife. we eat our fila fajitas, always end up with like a bunch of fajita chicken left. and then you're in the constant balance of like, now i gotta buy more tortillas. we know we got three quarters of a jar of salsa left. and then you're constantly juggling the remainder of the ingredients. one chicken breast good enough, man. three years until vegetarian arc? nah, i don't think so. kate is not, she doesn't have it in her to be honest.
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1276.180
they're literally at work? that's true, that's true. i'm being problematic right now. i won't stand for paul newman's slander? how is it slander bro? it's not slander at all! and also i didn't say shit about paul newman. i was talking about newman's own which is a brand that's an extension of the paul newman individual. newman's own is not paul newman, right? like if i buy a jar of newman's own salsa and i draw like devil horns and a mustache and a goatee on him,
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2375.86
and then it has to sit there for like a couple hours. and then that's when it turns duty brown. duty brown. it's real sad. what do you guys feel like the ratio is for like, if you got one normal sized jar of salsa, how many normal sized bags of tortilla chips does it last? oh, that's not how i thought you were gonna go with that. i would say like two bags per salsa can maybe. i kind of feel like it's like a half of a bag per salsa.
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2499.14
everyone's like, that's way too much salsa. if you're eating tortilla chips, i don't want to alarm you. the tortilla chip is the bad part for you. the vegetable salsa is the good part for you. the tortilla is like... who cares? nah, you guys. that's unhealthy of a snack though. i'm just saying, like... there's a better ratio than that. i love salsa. i could put a spoon of salsa into... or a spoon into a jar of salsa and then just eat it.
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3052.38
14 step recipe on how to cook salmon and mashed potatoes. i think i'm just gonna like, you know, do it instead and just use butter instead of sour cream. and you know what? maybe if i make quesadillas, it's fine. we don't need to make quesadillas with like a bespoke freshly zested lime crema. i think we can just get like a jar of salsa from the grocery store and then use it like six times. i think that's like, i think that's better.
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1293.40
you finish the salsa early, you still got too many chips, you buy another jar of salsa, you finish the chips, now you got half a jar of salsa, now you're buying another bag of chips. now at the end of the day, you know, it's possibly improving your quality of life to be eating that many chips and salsa, at least from a dopamine standpoint. but sometimes you gotta break the two jar grind, i think, i don't know, and just start eating the tortilla chips as is.
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108.28
so all of us... and same thing where like it happens all the time with tortilla chips and like shredded cheese or salsa. you get a bag of chips, you get a container of salsa, you finish the salsa early, you still got too many chips, you buy another jar of salsa, you finish the chips, now you got half a jar of salsa, now you're buying another bag of chips. now at the end of the day, you know, it's pretty possibly improving your quality of life to be eating that many chips and salsa, at least from a like dopamine standpoint, but
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3661.12
you got the tomatoes, you got the onions, you got maybe sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, salsa. all of a sudden you're in deep for like 30 bucks on tacos. you do one taco night, you got a third of a tomato, half an onion, an eighth of a jar of salsa, six tortillas left. nah, man, nah, i'll just have pasta. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. it's just, i get that you can freeze it. don't get me wrong. i'm just, for me personally, i've started simplifying the meals. last night,
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