Quotes about “Japanese elevator”
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when i went to disney world they hadn't built it yet. dude, i rode tower of terror in japan and the whole ride is like that dude talking to you in japanese while you're on like the elevator thing. so i had no idea that we were about to get dropped. just the doors open up and i get it.
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incredible elevator tokyo tower built in the 1950s when kate and i went up in tokyo tower the elevator made an enormous cracking sound and then a psa came on that said something in japanese and then in english it said you may hear an enormous cracking sound on the elevator don't worry all is completely normal not what you want to hear when you're on an elevator to you know the second highest building in a major city but
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dude, i rode tower of terror in japan and the whole ride is like that dude talking to you in japanese while you're on like the elevator thing. so i had no idea that we were about to get dropped. just the doors open up and i get hit with like a big holographic bolt of plasma and then like the window at the top opens up and you're like 100 feet above the park and they just drop your ass.
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you know what was sick? cate was teaching me a little bit of japanese. so i asked her, what's go ahead? and it's dozo, right? so then at all these hotels that were just white people, i would get in the elevator with them and then ride it up to the, whatever, the 23rd floor. and then when the doors opened, i would hold the door and go,
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and it's like youth is wasted on the young man. because when i was like a teenager, i was like, why is there an elevator attendant? i can press the buttons. and now i'm like, damn, the store is a fucking condo with moxies on the ground level. i miss the motherfucker who opened the shit for me. i don't think i've ever witnessed an elevator. really? i'm thinking about it. yeah. i used to have them in japanese department stores, and it was always so weird because it's like there's only four floors.
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