Quotes about “Japan”
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2974.480
get your fucking steam account banned. just trying to play the game at the same time as everybody else. well, it's just part of your job. just book a flight to australia. yep, that would be worth it. confirmed nl hates australians. i must hate australians, otherwise i would be at pax australia right now. what is the flight to australia? isn't it like 20 hours or something? yeah. it's like some of the longest flights in the world, i think. what was japan?
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3007.980
japan from vancouver is only like eight or nine all right. it's not too bad, but like from new york it would probably be like 15 if you could even get a direct flight i'm just trying to imagine what that would be like being in the position. i was in for seven hours for 20 hours yeah, that'd be pretty fucked up. i think i could do it. i think i would like actually freak out there's like there's nothing you can do yeah i know it's those flights that really make you realize how how fucking huge the pacific ocean is it's like a
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6776.440
okay, hawaii! guam! i don't remember what's on that side. saipan, singapore, hong kong, japan, polynesia, papua new guinea. oh my god, i've been in this thing for like 12 years. ring the bell and they'll hand you a parachute. i mean, if we could all parachute, that would probably work. everybody's had that idea, right? it would be kind of exciting every so often letting people out.
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4869.740
yeah, i think japan. and bennigan's! fucking bennigan's, man! i've never actually seen a bennigan's. i thought cisbrock only existed in south park. bennigan's? wait, yeah, no, that's where i've heard that. yeah, what the fuck? yeah, there's a bennigan's like on his wall. bennigan's is one on every corner. but there are several bennigan's. i did not know bennigan's was real. yeah, it's real, man. where are they serving bennigan's? is it just like a bar and a restaurant? that's like an applebee's, tgi friday's kind of thing. got some sliders, pulled pork. yeah, exactly. french fries, maybe a blooming onion.
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5825.320
i'm asking what the rules are, i'm not subjecting anyone anything! there are no rules, that's uh, you first gotta realize there is no spoon. if you have to ask if it's okay to have an alcoholic beverage, it's probably not okay. you have to ask what a zj is, you can't afford it. if you're going to mcdonald's, you're gonna sausage mcmuffin and slam it in a 40 in a paper bag in the parking lot, that's a problem! yeah, they should serve the freaking 40 to you. you can even get beer at mcdonald's in japan.
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5851.920
i don't know if that's true. no, it's true. like burger king has beer in some european places, i think. japan, though... oh, come on! is not... is not japan? i don't, uh... if it's just europe, then my bad, but i thought it was japan. i don't recall being able to get a beer in japanese mcdonald's, but might be mistaken.
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5888.340
obviously not japan. this is irrelevant because at mcdonald's breakfast is indisputably the best meal. however, in real life, it's lunch all the way. have you tried their new breakfast wraps yet? i kind of want to. it's got the hash brown built into it. whaaaat? yeah, it's baked right into the system.
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218.800
we got the idea because in japan, i saw later it was in japan only, they've announced a chicken mcnugget meal at mcdonald's where you can get 48 chicken nuggets. it's not even 50, where do you get the other two? you gotta buy like a four piece and then give two to somebody else outside or something like that. and we were prognosticating whether or not we could eat 50 chicken mcnuggets. do you think you could eat 50 chicken mcnuggets in a single sitting? 50? that's a lot man, it's a ton.
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3961.500
well, that's the part of me is the video game based on the arcade game the movie the best teenage mutant ninja turtles movie is obviously the one where they go to feudal japan that's tmnt 3 yeah time yeah say it now. yeah, they are really in time in that movie. i can't believe i just escaped you there get your little gun out of here. don't come down right on top of me, please. oh
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1826.460
i probably told this story on the show before but when kade and i were in japan and one of the amusement parks had like a harry potter ride it's like a ride but it's also like a 3d movie at the same time but it's not like one of those shitty like strap yourself in and pretend to be on a roller coaster thing it like flips you around and like
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7631.440
seems better now. thank you to the queen of england for the $6.69! i missed the old ryan, the one that used to make useless videos about alcohol in japan and complained about lemon mishap. i feel like there was a little bit off there, but... yo! cool your shit, man, there's drones! yo! armor's out!
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843.700
you want your own freaking private ambergris factory is what it is. exactly. i'm pretty sure japan would kill you. nah, dawg. i'd go faster than them. i'd be the fastest humpback whale in history. and why specifically that one? there's a lot of different whales. well, that spells the crusty ones, right? yeah, those are crusty ass ones. i don't care. if you're used to the crust, that's what it's like, man. it's like a snake doesn't feel that it's slimy. that's just what it's like. snakes aren't slimy!
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30.900
i'm just trying to get all the jokes out of chat before it. oh, yeah, they're gonna do that anyway. what's it like in 2016 japan australia asia parts of europe africa? yeah, yeah
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4942.720
there's a 100k failure fee apparently as well. yeah, i just got that. i tried to go for a difficult too difficult mission i think. plus i really don't like that emp shotgun. two repair modules. in fact, i'm gonna stick with the machine gun. dusty amy 6, thank you very much for the subscription as well. would you rather eat someone else's dick or eat your own? what? you would have paid a lot of money to eat that guy's dick in japan. what? i'd definitely rather
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9016.660
i don't have like anywhere to go or anyone to hang out with other than myself so i just watch tv. i'm too busy managing my stock portfolio trading on the japanese stock market at night so... i have a company that manages mine for me so i don't have to even do that. yeah i have a country who does that it's called japan. martin shkreli industries. yep japan martin shkreli industries. he's actually the new shogun of japan.
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4805.020
oh man. is it like made of truffles? like what the hell? um was it that? there was a lot of the items they went through had truffles. there's like, oh um the first one though was like hot dog in japan for 160 dollars out of a food truck that you have to order two weeks in advance. what the hell? it was like a hot dog
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