Quotes about “Jacking”
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or if like the big guy next to you is jacking one off like just looking at some oh so you're saying pornography should not be allowed on an airplane is what you're saying. i don't know maybe not. is it already? unless maybe you're in your first class or something. unless you're in that first class. you should get the right to jack one off. which reminds me, x men first class shouldn't be allowed on an airplane because it's just too confusing. if they're you're like are you talking about first class or first class? i don't understand.
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i mean you got talking rhymes with walking right that yeah, that's like jackie do that is like it's not sleepjacking. it'd be jacking the car. yeah exactly yeah might be stealing another person to sleep that would be a major problem like the worst movie idea of all time sleepjackers it's like inception, but then when they wake up they're like
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that was pretty gross. i apologize for that. nick, you over there? no, it wasn't gross, it just wasn't that funny. alright, well... i'm gonna get ya! what the fuck is a dutch rudder? it's how you steer a dutch boat, you ignoramus. yeah, by jacking off the pilot for the sailor. you grab your seaman's arm while he's holding onto his... you grab your seaman's arm? yeah, you're on a boat. your seaman arm is your dong. what do you come?
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don't play it. for the love of god, don't play it. oh my god! the first lyric is real. real fucked up. i hope you hang yourself with h&m's scarf while jacking off listening to mozart. what? yeah. bitch and moan about la wishing you were in the rain reading hemingway. it's just like anti hipsterism.
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fucking your mom 62 to 38 you know what? i don't even mind. i don't know why. i'm surprised that we both went the same direction there. the worst mistake you can make while streaming on twitch.tv definitely jacking it, but that's never happened or playing the latest patch of who's your daddy
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no kidding. yeah, it was like a week ago. there might be someone who's jacking on twitch at all times. not naming names here, but you know. what if somebody's whole gig is that they jack it quietly and never say anything and they've got like a three year career? i can't believe that play the latest patch of who's your daddy won. i voted for it. the worst thing to do when a bear is right next to you.
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we're gonna learn a lot about chad here. when two planes cross... faxac and cuck would have been the best there. oh yeah. fox sucking cuck. fox sucking cuck. fox, i just quiplash your ass. i don't care. 89 to 11. oh, big deal. that's like jerking it and jacking it. one's way better and we didn't know. graffiti you might find in a kindergarten.
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i don't know, it sounds like jacking off. that's what that sounds like to me. old man cranking. like if you had a title and it was like jk simmons cranking it, like i would not think working out. hashtag old man cranking. hey, rob and fox, get it. yeah, okay, rob. oh, there's a rob. get your head in the game. is that a one or an l? that's an i.
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whittle my diddle. i don't know what that was. yeah, i'm gonna be honest, i'm kind of turned on right now. it did look like he was jacking it. signatures! no one ever wears a in the uk. yeah, that's fair. they also don't eat the stuff. i know man. what percentage of people consider their signatures to be very legible? to be sacred. i don't know man. play some music.
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but it's like his man. i guess what it was is that like even his dad probably was like i don't want to keep this in the house because it'll get found and that'll be embarrassing so instead he just fucking hit in the woods whenever you want to have a little private time he would just go go in the woods and grab his playboys grab his dick yeah, really like ominous about jacking it in the woods by yourself like i
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and i kind of gave him like a, you know, like a... and then, uh... he got the police! they like, they buckled up really quick and the cops like rolled down their window and they're like, what are you doing? oh, just hanging out. yeah, i just had it hanging out for a minute. we were just jacking each other up, no big deal. i can't remember if it was josh or fox that wanted to pee off the curb when we were in boston. just into the street.
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