Quotes about “Jack of speed”
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834.44
we got jar of flies, which is an incredibly good space bar item, and it still vindicates me for not taking nunsabid, i might add. i thought there was a golden chest in here. was there not a golden chest in here? is my brain so broken that i perceived a non existent golden chest to ex oh, good. well, the speed upgrade is awesome, but the health downgrade is a little bit disappointing considering we just spent seven cents on cracker jack, but...
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1402.28
i don't think we've lost much of value. you know, we might have missed out on spun, but i don't think we did. so i think pretty much we missed out on a speed upgrade, like xplosivo wouldn't have done jack for us. okay, we missed out on mom's razor, which is essentially useless. not worth much, let's say. some tier effects like xplosivo that wouldn't even do anything, i believe, when you have dr. fetus. like, we're pretty much...
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6820.100
yeah, i'd make it do like speed runs and stuff. i don't know if you'd be saying shit like, dad look at this. yeah, well not anymore. why are you laughing? i don't know, i don't know. if i had it, i would probably like leave it under my bed until i was like 14 and then drive and then like put it in a cardboard box and throw it out on the side of the road. ooh, and then it would do a jack black that dirty nail? yep.
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cobalt, go to your options and change your mouse sensitivity or putter speed to 17. the putter speed is kind of effed if you don't like jack it way up. should i mess with anything else? i think that's all you need is just the putter speed.
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2224.82
i honestly have no idea if i'm being real with you. i got jack shit for strategy right now i'm just going to rely on the game to be nicer to us than it has been in the recent past in this run and hope for the best good pills speed down. that's a classic pretty fly we got the full suite of those now and explosive diarrhea well okay, i thought we could maybe kick one up there, but we put them too close to the door. that's fine. i
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714.24
i know where i can go here, okay? and i go for speed, i don't go for efficiency. so i'm not going for like three clicks. i'm going for just ease of use, i guess. so here's my thinking, okay? batman has michael keaton and jack nicholson in it. i'm trying to think of who else. i think it is kim basinger, but probably our best thing is gonna be michael keaton or jack nicholson, okay?
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24.88
hopefully this run has been blessed by johnny gep of course he plays captain jack raven in the pirates of the caribbean franchise stats on this one anyway, like yeah, i lost but i'm not gonna sweat it too much i don't want to derail my own narrative of actually playing decently in isaac lately, but stats on this one are modestly okay like it says like a six and a half out of ten we got acceptable speed which is really speed is mostly like
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96.68
jack offery. i mean we might as well take this in case we actually do want to use guppies pot of teleport maybe we can use broken remote somewhat actually productively. i'm skeptical, but it did theoretically is possible i'll use a bomb here because i really want to get a blood bank on the next floor and this is a good start and in fact you know just to speed up the whole process here gonna throw this one down too so i feel like if let me put it this way if random gave me the loss twice in a row i would i would do it
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420.70
okay fine, you know what? i gotta fine i'll do it myself. mobile devices. i'm in desperate need of mobile devices. oh i'm gonna i gotta pitch you, i gotta pitch you but i'm on double speed man! i'm on frickin' double speed! uh, send it. no, improve chance. i think he just bought a beer dude. okay, you guys can go home. you already went home. we didn't sell jack today dude. that was a terrible day of business. absolutely horrible day of business.
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161.62
mozart 2x speed. i just got a level with you two. i don't know what the fuck either of them are saying, but i kind of feel like i'm achieving a new level of spiritual vibration, which is nice, i think. you try to eat any more headphones recently? no, thank you for asking. i haven't, but i do have 910 jack queen king though.
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