Quotes about “Ivan the Terrible”
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look who's talking too? i don't know. attila the hun, ivan the terrible, al capone, they were all seven once. i don't know why this exists in my head, this movie is called problem child. that's a video store classic right there. the movie is not called young hitler. thank you mom and dad for taking me to the video store so much as a kid that for some reason i know that there's a movie called problem child starring john ritter.
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no, because the questions are like, you know, who was married the fucking ivan the terrible. i don't know. a lady? probably. was that true? yeah, i mean, do we know that? historically, he was terrible. yep. excuse me? i do, uh, so... i can say it.
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let's take some time to look at this. view timeline. i don't know, that's okay. i don't know what did it, to be honest. you have achieved the rank of ivan the terrible. dude, that's pretty good. we're ahead of warren g. harding, at least.
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okay, i pass. spanish conquistador. this is columbus. this dude actually looks like he works at a donut shop in east vancouver. this is cortez, american explorer. this is clark. wrong, bitch. this is lewis. that's columbus. that's columbus. this is rasputin. i know rasputin was not a ruler, but this... wait, no. you're ivan the terrible maybe? this is john waters.
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wrong, bitch. this is louis. that's columbus. that's columbus. infamous ruler of wallachia. this is rasputin. i know rasputin was not a ruler, but this... wait, no. you're ivan the terrible, maybe? this is john waters. king of france. this is kevin kline in a fish called wanda. i'm gonna say that this is louis the 13th.
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this one's kind of throwing me. i feel like this should be very gettable. famous guy who's kind of from germany. and wallachia. infamous ruler wallachia. you're not ivan the terrible? what the hell is wallachia? king of france? i hate that smile. alright, whatever. i'll give up on you. thomas hobbes! i said thomas moore! what was i thinking, man?
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ooooooohhhhhhh! french revolutionary leader. lafayette. i mean, this is actually, um... what's the name of the guy from stranger things? you know, with the eyebrows? i don't know this one. steve something. who's this guy? steve holt? that's steve herring dude, yes, thank you! that's steve harrington. yeah, i don't know who you are. the tsar of russia? okay, this is ivan the terrible. i mean, this is nicholas ii.
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i mean this is nicholas the first, this is ivan the terrible, this is nicholas, this is nicholas the second, the first, this is nicholas the first, the second, the third. okay next italian poet, this is dante cagliari, la cosa nostra, italian patron of the arts, this is william mitchell, inventor of hot sauces, breaker of high scores. i'm going to say you're a medici,
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i rose to fame on jersey shore instant lock snookie. i'm a guitarist santana. i was the first star of russia i'm gonna say that that was ivan the terrible i've advised seven us presidents anthony fauci pancho villa i'm a record producer simon cowell. i made music called champagne music i pass this is
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look who's talking you two to me. look who's talking two. i don't know. attila the hun, ivan the terrible, al capone. they were all seven once. i don't know why this exists in my head. this movie is called problem child. that's a video store classic right there. the movie is not called young hitler. thank you, mom and dad, for taking me to the video store so much as a kid that for some reason i know that there's a movie called problem child starring john ritter.
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