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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

622.400 it'll save your life. i think the doctor says eight glasses of alcohol per day keeps the doctor away. keeps you hydrated and afraid for action. there's water in it is what i've heard from doctors. and i can't believe that a survived this room but b was a part of this room for 25 years to begin with. are you still on basement two? no, i'm on caves one and it's fucking horse hockey. okay, i'm gonna be buying the spirit heart. wish me luck. Search ↗
739.080 i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two. Search ↗
1686.820 not trying to kink shame though. just saying not for me dude if you're into that it's like pretty harmless as far as i'm concerned. it's not like sonic the hedgehog is even real. it's a fictional character. yeah fucking amalgam of two fictional characters about to be shitted by a third fictional character what do i care as long as you don't fetish fetishize like you know not turn your signal light on that's all i care about you know what that's a really good point. i never thought about that. maybe get a big old boner i don't turn my signal light on Search ↗
2420.500 all cartoons in the 80s were for selling toys. all everything is for selling toys, man. it's all fucking big hasbro. thor the troll, thank you very much for the subscription. aw, i hate this floor so much! did i open that secret room? i'm loving this lost run, by the way. just throwing that out there. i have no bombs, i can't even open the secret room. aw, this floor is so fucked. i've got 12 cents, i have to go try and buy a spirit heart. Search ↗
2450.300 and now why don't you hate harry potter? i kind of i did hate harry potter when i was like in seventh grade cuz it i was like a proto hipster. i was a hipster before it was cool. i met a hipster. it's there was a proto meta hipster. okay, maybe if we're being specific we are it's part of the sub genre of meta hipsters fucking hell. i died without trying to i Search ↗
3030.220 we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh Search ↗
3229.060 sweetie well, thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes play some rampage nights don't go anywhere and thanks for watching so far. i agree. thank you. you're cool people papa john appreciates you fucking the host get out of my way, dude he's just not opening ever there we go, you know what you've got to die i think when you kill a host and it's closed and you or you get hit rather by a blackheart or Search ↗
3796.560 ideas are a dollar a dozen, dawg. yeah, i tweet him out all the time too. whoa, what the fuck? this has animal orbs just like castle crashers. yo, what if i told you castle crashers came out in the year 2008? it's like closing in on being a decade old. it's it's fucking public domain at this point to make another beat em up with castle crashers type stuff going on. Search ↗
3998.260 are you gonna be a troll with you? nah, it's okay. it's okay. don't worry about it. i did want to play as shrek before and you didn't let me. i'll be a fucking greek god. what if i break this guy's barrels? yeah, fuck you buddy. that's pretty sweet. you look like... that's like a weird cyborg, man. not for long. oh, i am fucking going to town on these guys. how do you change your hair? this is incredibly satisfying. Search ↗
4255.980 oh no nick i have 2 hp. i have 58, 48 so i'll be okay. oh you're about to get fucking stomped buddy! dude you can beat up the box with the guys in it. oh it traps them inside and then you beat it up i see. it hurts them too just for trapping them too so. got multiple uses. get out of here you skeleton fuck boy. oh no he got me! i have a better chance this time. that is pretty sweet. get inside of the box. oh yeah! Search ↗
4639.580 these are not bosses. um, oh, i'm hello. oh, right, you just come back if you live. fucking me. or... what? if i live. that's weird. aah! oh, fuck. that is quite clearly an actual boss. oh, there's a... umm... hey, is this game getting a little framey? nah, not really. okay. it's... i think it's fine on my side. it's getting a touch framey. Search ↗
6937.080 keep him alive for a second, just watch out. or i'll just kill him instantly and see if i said that. oh, more bombs! yeah, he's actually very helpful. alright, this is doable. aw yeah. oh god. how does a bone sphincter even work? is that a freaking am i a teenage mutant ninja turtle, nick? what? i'm a freaking hero in a half shell! i don't see it. you been under your helmet? are you fucking kidding me? i'm a turtle. oh, on your back! i didn't notice that. Search ↗
9406.640 i know! wait, why does ryan look like a stretch armstrong and we look like minions or something? you got a fucking problem, why don't you say it to my face? he had to earn those arms. he really did. how did you survive? ryan gets cosmetic and functional upgrades because he's getting paid to play this on the nlsx. you have five baseballs with your name on them right here. i think you're all fucked to be totally honest. i don't know where that baseball is, i'm scared. Search ↗
10658.500 he's not gonna do it. i mean... intervention. if it if what is molly's thing? if after the well, she tells me to go see a doctor. but if the if the if if i'm still sick by the end of october, then i will go what?! dude, that's a fucking month! that's a well, yeah, well... i mean, yeah. but then then it would be like two months of sickness, and then it's like, alright, that seems like doctor worthy. it's already been two months of sickness! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

163.940 what's like, ooh this is like mom's porridge bowl. it's bad. it's heavy. it's not bad! it's heavy. ah dude you get the crush thing! that's fucking badass! josh knows exactly what he's talking about. well, now that i see that there's a tinted rock in here maybe i'll change my tune. you better change that tune or i'm gonna change it for ya. uh oh. Search ↗
491.260 wait i did? yeah absolutely. wait i knew that i was gonna get... yeah i spoiled it remember? oh i don't remember that. nick spoiled it. you guys are trying to put me in a fucking fugue state or something. dude epdobolo and rumblemuffin up down all around welcome back to jsmithtown thank you very much for being my friends on like these two. Search ↗
646.960 yeah he did. fucking died. he's like rotted to shit now at this point. he's probably a skeleton. well, you know, why he took it in that direction, but... he is kinda skeleton like already. oh yeah, i guess it didn't take him very long. yeah. sorry michael. it was like that key and peele sketch where they make fun of hell's kitchen. so like, you know, your dish was really good at being bad. oh, i'm sorry chef. i mean michael jackson bad. Search ↗
1332.380 remember when he see the thing with gold member is that he says the word father funny because he's from a different country then at the end which gets electrocuted just to play it up a little bit more his last words are just father father father father over and over and over it's really well, the whole movie is about the father thing right so that's sort of them reinforcing it i guess yeah that was turning the subtext into fucking super super text yeah, oh Search ↗
1356.220 that's the typographic way to do that joke. that's my dad's favorite scene, he quotes that mother father shit daily. gold member is a dad movie for sure. wait, is that sleep cycles? yeah. fucking love that guy. my dad fucking loves gold member as well. it's like a crowning moment of his life was when he saw a gold member. it's like a post gold member in a pre gold member epoch. Search ↗
1511.800 oh no. when did that happen? dads are like, okay i'll go see this movie but how long is it? because anything over two hours 20 minutes, i'm falling asleep. no, braveheart, i'll still watch the shit out of that. that's a fucking super dad film. it's all super sad too. dad's sad. dads love sad bravery. that's like the number one thing on the dad checklist. because i think all dads when they become part of a family unit, they wish that they could martyr themselves for their loved ones at some point. Search ↗
1720.360 well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it. Search ↗
1986.600 yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though. Search ↗
2442.580 walk away these fuckers are talking about me. we were complimenting you rumble muffin. i was complimenting you rumble muffin. i was all wearing rumble muffin i'm glad i made your chat laugh at least i gotta make it to the singularity. i can't be given six months for a gpu ray's reason is a more lab in the face with his fucking ten inch cock if i whoa oh Search ↗
2518.600 i don't know about you, but i find myself occasionally like i'll actually listen to europop. oh dude all the time. it was just like and last week yeah, you sent me a picture of it on your zoom. yeah, which is great thank you for putting yourself subjecting yourself to that social media firestorm fucking great Search ↗
2870.240 but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice Search ↗
3390.480 even aloop is like prop fucking tosis. yeah, props tosis. and that guy knows everything there is to know about afterbirth, so... alright, trust his opinion. confirmed! oh, super pride. prop tosis is still worth saying prop fucking tosis about. well they probably wouldn't just reverse it and make it the worst item in the game, would they? no, that's reeee rope rump. what? you have a stroke? you like the filter i put on my own voice to... no. to make it sound like i was talking in reverse? no, it confused and scared me a little bit. i didn't like it at all. Search ↗
4001.280 wait, did i not mute myself? i just murdered that man. i heard you there for a moment. you did? oh, god damn it. the game store that was selling magic card the packs, he's like, chris jace is like $2 too expensive. i'll just get it on amazon. now it's worth like $50 more. what's it do? it's fucking verne's prodigy, dog. it's verne's fucking prodigy. Search ↗
4558.160 i see somebody over there doesn't give a shit burning will drumming. actually, you know, i recently watched a movie called the death gazza. i've heard of that. it's it wasn't bad. it's a real thing. sounds awesome. it was it's kind of like a bomb on fucking shots this thing made. Search ↗
4700.340 you guys see the marson yet? oh, you got a burger? oh, burger time. yeah, that's awesome. i want a fucking burger. i want an in and out burger. that's what i want. i'm gonna send you out a burgatory. oh, my god. i'm gonna be in san francisco for literally like four hours on thursday. maybe i'll make that my one meal there. you really should actually. burgatory is pretty good. i do like it. i've been to in n out before and i liked it. i liked it pretty good actually. oh! Search ↗
4730.680 that's bullshit that you don't float with with that's never float except for when they do well. i should fly together. oh my god i had fucking nerves of steel there. oh, i'm the greatest. i don't think that was proper i think it was i uh i ducked there you probably oh i forgot about the damn spikes. i ducked under that hey you should have quacked under it. yeah, you're already a duck. oh Search ↗
4760.240 well, see this is why you're right and i'm wrong. oh! shit! oh my god! it's like a fucking horror movie! if it was a horror movie it would have been a lawnmower. yeah, that's true. they use a lawnmower oh god. yeah, dead alive. more in... whatchamacallit? dead alive. yeah, dead alive. also known as braindead in some parts of the world. i'm gonna getcha! Search ↗
6153.980 then i'll make your burger bounce. oh make a burger bounce. i wish you got to generate some speed takes a little while here ah that's my arm. that's my arm. you guys want to play that's my arm later. absolutely. oh, there's a mine. how many minds are there? this fucking level that's all the problem before it became a problem. oh Search ↗
6423.000 oh, god damn it. i tried so hard and got so far. but at least it mattered, right? yeah, i don't know about that. oh. god damn you, you have a fucking katana? it really doesn't look like a katana to me. Search ↗
6603.580 what's squanching? uh, you gotta watch for a 40, man. is it like finger fucking or something? no. is it better? or worse? better. i'm squanching over here! squash this! hey, i squashed it over here! yeah, see there you go, you got it. Search ↗
7042.540 was that a duck? that was pretty good. i'm alive? kaka! kaka! he juggles the guns. kaka! that's like jerry seinfeld. oh man. you saved my life and then ended it. josh is the grenade king. oh my god, if he fucking got that shot. dick! i had it on the show! what's that message? Search ↗
7073.960 tb wrote you a cryptic message in your chat. better get this! you better get this! what? oh, i've been netted! i've been netted! i netted all of you and i couldn't do anything about it. oh, you almost fucking rocked me! yeah, i should have gone for a kill. i live, i die, i live again, nice! i live, i die, i live again! throw rocks at each other! nice rock! thank you. Search ↗
7145.980 alright now that it's fucking super shane jumping up and flying around and shit super shane super shane super shamin super shamin they call me cooper shamin? alright oh alright fair enough you got a problem revolver ocelot revolver ocelot revolver ocelot it's like a weasel right? yeah Search ↗
7222.760 also, venom rob. if an ocelot is not a weasel, then what is it? i thought it was a weasel. i think it's just an ocelot. yeah, but it's like a type of family or something, right? it's fucking five, six, seven, eight, i swear to god. god damn it! that's really good. last one was three, four, five, six. Search ↗
7393.280 my favorite jeff's is the time he made homemade hummus and he's like i don't have anything to dip in it so he bought a loaf of bread and just ate it. he ate like an entire loaf of wonder bread. oh, wait, that's okay why would you if you're gonna go buy things then buy the pita at least or some flour? it's not that hard to make pita by the pita and then you eat us. i'm gonna make his own pita rob it's fucking it's flour and butter and then you fry it. that's all it is. oh Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

784.880 like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know. Search ↗
1146.480 joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though Search ↗
2111.420 okay, kind of, yeah. him, like, as a kid and his voice was really sped up and high pitched and he had behavioral problems. okay. he, obviously, because this is the route you take on youtube, turned it into a feature film. it's fucking john cena's in it! as john cena! like, not, sorry, not as john cena, but as, like, it was not pre john cena being famous. he's just in it. that's weird. it is crazy! you think john cena's in the grumpy cat movie? Search ↗
2659.780 yeah, which is probably why they haven't put one of the games out in so long i mean imagine all of the way to zero it's got to be so much work like the majority of the work is just the legal team setting up how this is going to happen. i can't even imagine that sounds like a fucking nightmare. it's remember when? guitar hero it was all Search ↗
2860.140 feel like you can almost map the trajectory of the rock band franchise based on the quality of rush songs that were on disk it's like it's our hero to you got like why yz it's a fucking job rock band one is tom sawyer and then like rock band two was the trees and you're like okay well like i Search ↗
2994.240 oh my god! terra fucking thoma! ew! okay, it's okay. no spots? wait. it's the there was the room with the terra thoma that's already broken up into pieces. oh, and he brimstone those and it does not get pretty. damn it guys! i just ate at a restaurant in san francisco called the squat and gobble i thought you should know. Search ↗
3051.000 it's a san francisco crepe cafe. it's a creperie. i don't even know if that was the word. that's the real name. oh yeah, it's a creperie. you can gobble a lot over there. it's a real thing. squan and gobble cafe and creperie. what a fucking name. i got nothing against crepes man. i'm a crepe fan. that's just a really funny name. Search ↗
3936.840 that's pretty bad. let's put it this way. i'm so slow that i can barely if my positioning is perfect outpace the eyes that shoot lasers at you like they're lacking me one to one the whole time what are you gonna? do if you get a glob in or lust i? fucking yeah, just leave the game and quit thank you vinic or for the seven months in a row lucky number seven i Search ↗
4150.140 if you do ten runs a day, it'll only take you three months. but you know how casper would freaking stream in like two days? he'd have it. that would be seven hours at least if you had quick runs. that's fucking stupid. seven hours is like a good time. oh jesus. clutch as fuck. no i agree with you chat, we are doing this. somehow we have made it to the chest. Search ↗
4255.460 i just found ludo first room with the zazzle. i can't stress enough to you how long it fucking takes me to get taurus charged up. i can only imagine. it's actually like, 55 seconds. don't know if i'm fast enough to get out of the way of these little ghosts. get out of here! today's a silly day. it is a silly day. let's apologize to team17 for not playing worms. i hope they're doing alright. Search ↗
4394.080 it's a good question. you can plead the fifth if you want, you don't have to say. why is it so laggy? oh, it is another skype message. i swear to god, if it's mathis complaining about fucking dice rolls in blood bowl 2, i'm gonna lose my shit. it's josh, he wants to invite you to a beta. he probably is, actually, yeah. he was like, hey, they extended the rainbow six beta, we should play it on the show. but they didn't extend it until... like, they extended it until last sunday. there's no sunday show, josh. Search ↗
4877.340 enjoy the black screen. i could like i could put some shit up on the screen like let me give it a second here put some gifts or strike. i'm just gonna put text and the text is gonna say vote this is gonna end up being my twitch preview. i fucking know it vote for these nuts vote for these nuts dim nuts and then name i'm gonna make it bounce around the screen like it's a dvd screensaver Search ↗
5393.020 i don't think you can place duds, unfortunately. for mr. speedrunner. that would be an awful, awful thing if you could waste a turn like that. that kinda worked out the way i wanted it to. plus five probably insane that dude shaved his fucking head. Search ↗
5620.900 sometimes they gotta give you a mixtape. yeah, if they wanna give you a mixtape, you give them the x. if they say, hey where's this? first off, i don't want people asking me for directions. me ignoring them is a good thing, because i would be like, it's fucking like two blocks away from here, and then i'd be like, oh wait, it's like 20 blocks in the other direction. i'm a liability when it comes to directions. but it's like 90% of people are carrying phones, 95 maybe, are carrying phones in their pockets. Search ↗
6409.380 i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something? Search ↗
9552.380 you only bid with what you have. even though it's fake. i have no idea what is happening right now. it's like a fuss about what just happened. oh, i can get a loan! predatory loans. i'm getting a fucking loan, boys. loan. i'm good. rob just mugged himself. it's like the game of life. okay. i'll take it. whatever. gonna get fucking loaned, man. anna. screws force people to bid. is that so? apparently. Search ↗
9681.500 it was actually like pretty cheap all things considered. i made $2,000 on it. oh god damn it. wow. i don't know how you screwed up but i did it. you shouldn't have screwed him i guess. oh my god it's the fucking bank again. alright yeah get a loan fuck it. you guys want to try the bomb game? i think we should try the bomb game. this is a clusterfucker right now. with the bomb game. you know what it is? is that like the chat doesn't get to understand our decisions. you know because they don't get to see the bomb. Search ↗
10434.740 so that would be wire one. we're just going three. oh wait. i think you have to do one as well. oh, he did it. he's a success. good job. good job. good work. thank you doran284 for the subscription as well. i didn't know if they were counting me swapping that first wire or not. now we've got fucking filing again. alright, alright. we can do this. first two letters. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

267.080 now fighting super fucking asshole splits into 100 pieces man. yeah, super envy asshole is he's a real element of what's happening right now cursed eye isn't dubious. it's bad. if you never get hit then it doesn't matter you will never teleport unless you want to can i just take a minute to shout out how silly it is that? twitch is all reacting to bob ross right now, and it's hilarious. i've been watching it on on twitter i've been yeah, i haven't been watching it on twitch, but i've been watching the reaction on twitter and Search ↗
990.160 yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool. Search ↗
1118.360 hold up your ipad camera to the to the computer and i'll try to diagnose it from here and i'm like this guy's a fucking wizard i was like sending him snapshots from my phone and then he was like looking up schematics and cross reference shit Search ↗
1398.300 i'll be getting it at launch, so i'll be prioritizing knocking out a couple of videos to put up soon after launch and once those videos are done hopefully i will be able to hop on and do a stream at and i'm gonna make a bunch of bullshit tiny like five second videos so i can undercut him in seo oh, he's gonna fucking smosh me. you're getting smosh in the mouth. don't do it man. i'm not gonna do it really Search ↗
2817.140 sex toy... transportation equipment. like riding lawn mowers and then has them jump over big ramps and fucking like break their hips and stuff like that. that's real weird. i thought the pug life thing meant it was gonna end up like an hj tenchi thing. there's gonna be pugs everywhere. nah, he does like... i think he has a pug or something though. alright. yeah, this seems like a channel you'd get into. i'll check it out. it's pretty into it. what's kate think of it? she into it too? she liked it actually. oh cool. she was a fan. Search ↗
2974.480 get your fucking steam account banned. just trying to play the game at the same time as everybody else. well, it's just part of your job. just book a flight to australia. yep, that would be worth it. confirmed nl hates australians. i must hate australians, otherwise i would be at pax australia right now. what is the flight to australia? isn't it like 20 hours or something? yeah. it's like some of the longest flights in the world, i think. what was japan? Search ↗
3007.980 japan from vancouver is only like eight or nine all right. it's not too bad, but like from new york it would probably be like 15 if you could even get a direct flight i'm just trying to imagine what that would be like being in the position. i was in for seven hours for 20 hours yeah, that'd be pretty fucked up. i think i could do it. i think i would like actually freak out there's like there's nothing you can do yeah i know it's those flights that really make you realize how how fucking huge the pacific ocean is it's like a Search ↗
3990.140 although if they actually wanted to send me red bulls i probably would work out a deal with them because they drink a lot of them are kind of expensive. that's an expensive good. there's no question about it. they feel a little bit like fuel energy like units sometimes that i need them to do stuff. yeah, fuel units man. we don't even need money anymore. why don't we just call them fuel units? wish these jokers would stop jumping. fucking eight jokers jumping. it's not even christmas right now. Search ↗
4171.280 thank you very much for the $5.69. thank you, captainkablooey for the $5! eluke just confirmed there is a northernlion transformation. you pick up cursed eye, tiny planet, and soymilk. oh my god, kraygasm. sweet. look forward to it. and lastly, thank you to anonymous for the $5. i defend my dissertation tomorrow, after which i will essentially be a doctor. i wanted to thank you guys for hours of entertainment you've given me over the last several years. that's fucking awesome. Search ↗
5210.060 i don't remember what it was though. like 99 or something. 99 combo or like 99 right from the start? just total combo. i mean you'd have to go through an entire level i believe unless you got really lucky and there were that many things to bounce off of. yeah. 15 combo. acceptable. these fucking bats are the worst man. i'm dead on the first floor. it happens. that was a 33 second long run. i don't get the heart balloon really. it's the heart balloon. it's not really clear on what that does. Search ↗
5667.240 how many times did you drive your garbage to the fucking dump this morning? that's a good point, okay. yeah. it's okay, it never gets old. yeah, but the difference is that's hilarious. yeah, i know. i'm actually tearing down well a new buckle right now. nice, it needs it pretty badly. i think so. it's a deep hole, but you can tear it up. you can quote that one line from the analyst that says, what's a deep hole, but you can tear it up? Search ↗
5922.140 thank god for the om nom noms there. is that a cat? nah oh! oh, i got one hp. om nom nom. sounds like a cat thing. cats aren't the only animals that go om nom nom. probably. well, i think it's like cat appreciation day or something today, isn't it? yeah, it's like oatmeal day and cat appreciation day. i'm serious! yeah, i'm serious too! oh, okay. i'm glad to hear this. it's just funny. and now the shopkeepers bubble can give you air. did you know that, nick? i'm dead. i'm fucking dead, it was so good though. Search ↗
6599.620 minor inconvenience. i have unlocked mars but also died on a catacombs run. alright let's do this. maybe one or two more probably. or it could be like five if they're really bad. that's true. this game is really easy to zone out and forget how much time has passed. i believe that. my longest run ever has been about six minutes though so i'm quite experienced in myself. i'm fucking dead on my greatest combo of all time. damn. Search ↗
6639.860 that was also the flight where, um, i mean there was a snowstorm that super delayed it. but they were like, you know, sometimes you'll fly and they'll be like, well we've overbooked our flight because we always do. uh, is there anyone around that would take $100 american airlines gift certificates to go on the next flight? this one, they weren't fucking around. it was like the week before christmas and they're like, we're gonna give you $800 cash if you don't take this flight. Search ↗
6979.960 yeah, absolutely. and come on, man. it's so much fussing about devices, i understand. yeah, we cause we couldn't find the device. we're not gonna crash the fucking plane over whether we're in airplane mode on my phone or not. oh, well, we were gonna have a safe flight today, but unfortunately mrs. jenkins in seat 15j had to read the next two chapters of fifty shades of grey before we took off and now we're all dead, sorry. Search ↗
8699.340 do you have lasers? he probably wouldn't tell me if he did. i have lasers, yes. probably shouldn't have actually. that's okay, i appreciate it. that fucking bob ross channel is 46,000 viewers. nah, that doesn't surprise me at all. it's quite a cool little experiment they're doing with it. i think bob ross is a pretty cool dude. yeah, why not? why not think bob ross is a pretty cool dude? so relaxing. Search ↗
9176.840 always do well. i have a help up there. i'm really sure why i thought that was a good idea and this bad boy on for size start poisoning the fucking earth here. yeah, that's great. i love doing that didn't know that was gonna work someone's about to be in a lot of hurt i'm not totally sure yet whether it's gonna be you or me, but somebody is gonna not enjoy what's about to happen that's true. somebody's gonna lose a lot of their economy. oh Search ↗
9319.840 that's not gonna do anything. alright, what do you do with this fucking laser, man? making this very complicated. just try to destroy the nuke. that's not gonna do it. try to destroy aluc. aluc's really getting a rough go on this one. he's just for today! yeah. i still like you, aluc. he's okay. and yes, i did just shoot through my own diamond mine for some reason. i'm not quite sure why i did that. oh, that was that was pretty clutch. Search ↗
9552.320 alright, so what do i use to destroy the diamond area? bomb bot blasters or a big fucking nuclear missile? neither will accomplish that goal. i think you are correct. unless for the bombs maybe if that incline is too steep maybe they'll pop instead of... maybe just like hit it with the bomb? i could just open it for you if you'd rather. no. yeah, it just climbs it. oh well. Search ↗
9792.000 stop fucking up the non bomb placements. four non bombs. i get it. it's a reference to the song, what's up? taking you back to 1992! probably. nope. probably. still there. ay ay ay! well, the residual damage was still very effective. i'll take the value, but... not super thrilled with that. oh, drill baby, drill. we're still potentially in this. this is not looking great. Search ↗
10100.120 and also what's up with the symbolism of bounty like you need a lumberjack to clean up your fucking spill on your counter? it's kind of overkill isn't it? i don't think it makes any sense to be honest with you. or is it the lumberjack that cut down the trees that got turned into the quilted picker upper? he got the he got turned into a paper towel. no, i mean he cut down the trees he's just there to administer that the trees get properly turned into paper towels. oh i see. that's his one function in life, and he loves it. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

605.720 how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind? Search ↗
634.580 is it gabriel or uriel? there's two different angels man, one's red and one's blue, i need to know the difference. this is like some fucking manchurian candidate shit. i'm not putting you up for the manchuria. telepathy for dummies. what does that do? not much of a place, huh? that is homing shots. oh, cat of nine dicks! cat of nine dicks, there's a classic job there. looks like a cthulhu cat. mm hmm. hey! Search ↗
1142.620 fucking devil no ghost no angels can kill angels get items devil ghost angel i like the process of elimination working your way up. you can kill the angels yeah, just drop a bomb if you have wait i have mom's knife or something yeah, travels behind you because you have the mom transformation probably really, where's that? i don't get it Search ↗
1196.580 i'm just taking whatever items i can now. i know people are gonna be like, you know, take chaos, but we're on the last floor anyway, so... yeah dude, just drop me two fucking keys for free. and who gives a shit about what the item pools are when you're gonna reroll from all of them anyway? that's kind of how i feel about it right now, yeah. you're rerolling item rooms? i have... Search ↗
1364.560 that's like the compass. that's for mapping, but you don't need it really. oh no, it's like a wood compass. what's the wood compass? wood compass. i'm not sure i can imagine that. is it a fanny pack? no, no, it's like, you know like the fucking illuminati triangle? yes. imagine that like brown on like a brown circle. i don't think i know that one. illuminati triangle on a brown circle. yeah. Search ↗
1522.520 okay, so i can get the fucking the armband of power or i can get the the abortion hanger. oh, what is arm of power? it's like the bracelet so makes me super cool, but then makes the enemies like super cool, too what are you i just don't even hear that it's it makes me super cool and it makes the enemies super cool as well yeah, like it powers me up, but it also powers the enemies up is a champion belt. yeah, dude. oh Search ↗
2025.220 well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess. Search ↗
2122.220 sea world is a real place as well. what? sea world. no? sea world is a place that exists. it's a fucking, it's an aquarium but it's not like a country. how is that not a place? it's not a country is what i'm saying. that's extremely true, yes. i don't understand. don't worry about it. apparently josh beat ultra greed with half of one hp left. damn! that's actually extremely clutch. Search ↗
2441.900 gonna troll it up a little bit exactly tyrone kicks up the the troll levels and then edmund is like i don't know i want people to see my vision clearly on the screen and then tyrone's like fuck you you little bitch just for that we're adding a fucking filter to the womb and we're never taking it away. yeah we're adding a new pill. it's called retro vision. oh god no Search ↗
3001.140 i like out and does a ton of damage. yeah, so i would like i definitely recommend that if you're not worried about getting a repetitive stress injury or something i'm not i play clicker heroes. i should try that true epic. what's the d20? thank you as well. d20 rerolls consumables on the grounds okay, so this this fucking dice shards pretty baller, huh? that's what i've heard yeah, but it sucks because i'm in fucking lost mode and i can't see my goddamn items. oh, right. yeah Search ↗
3186.520 he wants to say sketchy. i was pretty... i was, yes. i was semi committed that we were gonna get killed in that moment. but you think that all the time, though. i, i, you know what? you're not wrong. i do think that on occasion. alright, i'm getting robobaby. it's time. let's do this. you have to, man. there's nothing else going for you. i know. fucking no health still. maybe he did kill you and you're actually in the vibe. aw shit, we got like a source code situation going on here. wait, can i grid this fucker out? i can. can we talk about what that means? Search ↗
3248.480 spike things i do i just had no the it's like the five button room with the heads that spit their fucking house that one has you a little rough. i hate it and it actually killed me well, not actually but like i have half a hour hypothetically killed you almost literally killed me almost literally. oh Search ↗
3365.860 oh, is this gonna be the room i die? yes, yes it is, in fact. i'm still alive but i hate it. i'm kinda glad that run's over, cause i really didn't enjoy it very much. this run is like, straight trash, man. lilith is a good character though. and i'll fucking kill anybody who says otherwise. okay, actually now i've just picked up bff, so now i'm like, maybe this run's actually sweet? Search ↗
3597.300 dude, just... you... here's how you position it. like, i'm a fucking badass. you know what? you're right. if i live or die by the red bull... i had to fight my whole life. i could beat you up even if you had 1,000 knives. even if you had infinity knives, i would hit you up into the air like a kite. it's krispy kreme. Search ↗
3960.420 but, it's funny. it's a good role that he's in right now because it's funny. you know him not remembering that he's fucking also i don't like laughing at old people, that's mean. yeah, i don't know man. sounds like a really sticky situation he's gotten killed in. glen jacobs, that's it. that's glen... glen... i'd call myself kane too if my name was glen jacobs. flutterbook and dbscab or scabdb, thank you for the subscription as well. you're welcome. Search ↗
4039.460 you should have re rolled it, because it's hot as garbage. hot asshole is what i thought you were about to say. it is a hot asshole. i just get right up in there. you can't stop me from taking it, because i already took it. turds come out fully fucking baked. Search ↗
4255.360 never mind guys. you think if you google kathy gryffindor, there's like an answer. an answer? what's the answer to that? well, like a relevant result. an answer! yes, i do believe that you googled kathy. look, okay? it sounded like a declarative statement more than a question to me. just a fucking answer. what is your problem? an answer. i don't have the answers for how to handle this guy. doesn't have the answer. why isn't my whole chat saying really right now? Search ↗
4468.060 you can't just like fucking lean into the wall and hope that they go away anymore. does it really help the road? pretty stoked to have double isaac's heart right now. what is double isaac heart? basically just the worst thing you could ever ask for in your life. well, what's a single isaac heart? you know, it's it makes it so you're invincible, but you carry a vulnerable kind of hitbox around with you at all times. you're in. that trail mind. you're invincible. you're invincible. you're invincible. Search ↗
4634.780 well i fucking won the world's worst run of all time so... congrats! it was an awful run. i have like five isaac's hearts, a third level meat boy, it's just a fucking... five isaac's hearts. did you do the duplopia thing on the isaac's heart? i wish i had man! diplopia, dop doplipia, whatever. i did the question mark rune and then diplopia. damn! Search ↗
5130.540 i was too excited about getting back this battery that i think i just missed out on the devil room. so i'm sorry. oh, there's a noodle man right here! he's right here! is he noodling? he's noodling all around. so is he like, grabbing... uh... catfish? with his bare hands? mmm, no. that's what noodling is. every fucking run! now i can do the hush and mega satan all in the same run on this seed. what's a hush? is that that weird thing that you fought? it's a type of puppy. i saw him fight the weird blue. Search ↗
5265.760 it's probably like a scorpio? try miller time instead of that. yeah, you're right. it is scorpio. i think max payne should have tried miller time instead of bullet time. that would have been a great time. different game. miller time. i like it. miller time. you can either go out to avenge your dead wife or you can just drink some beer. oh, fucking spoilers, man. it's the first fucking part. that doesn't sound good to how you do that. Search ↗
6130.040 yeah, you would know mr. my team gets every winner classic. well, i went to one of the winner classics and we fucking lost, so... doesn't surprise me. i just got lost, champion... sorry, champion haunt in a small room. that's pretty bad. did you win? no, i died. that's what you expect. how bad did you die? was it bullshit? pretty much instantly. is that a thing that you have to complain about to tyrone? yeah, he was right here. you just missed him! yeah. Search ↗
6409.440 prohibitively saw a small on runs before that could be great for dodging a shitload of bullets though. it's very true there's any certainly positives associated with it i feel uncomfortable this man is named rag man like it just is like maybe we shouldn't just define him. i'm fucking dead with holy mantle, maybe we shouldn't define him based on his uh his choice of attire you know Search ↗
6609.720 what the heck is this? i got a spoon bender triple shot dead onion. it's not a triple shot though. what's interdimensional? oh fuck off game! walk into a devil room there's a fucking enemy hiding behind the devil thing and i walk instantly into it and die. i think nick's upset. god damn it tyrone! god damn it tyrone! oh i just yeah, walk into a room accidentally shoot twice and blow myself up. god damn it. Search ↗
6726.560 mmm. alright, doll. he's a little kitty seriously though like go faster josh. this is getting a little out of control. it's it usually says that to me he's not saying it's very true. i'm just like salty. i've lost two amazing lost runs today i don't understand why you're fucking surprised you're shitty at this game. yeah, i will own this land no, you won't goodbye. oh mystery stack reroll that reroll mystery sagging a mystery sack. it's pretty sweet. oh Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

3109.560 curse of the tower. oh it seems like i'm gonna spawn bombs on occasion. yeah sounds fairly accurate all right, let's touch all the god items. i just got the baby that's also a battery and also there's car battery here, and i'm using lilith so this is gonna be a fucking armada of soy milk pretty soon. yeah, that's actually pretty sweet godhead Search ↗
4474.580 i don't know if we're doing this as it was intended guys, but uh, we're only using the tools that we were given. fucking data miners. what the fuck is this? i'm an item miner is what i am. i have like a kind of blue piece of paper with a big ol' like hole in it and it made a lot of shit explode for some reason. okay. is that a oh it's yeah. it's one of the caps. i think it makes poop explode and stuff when you like it Search ↗
4916.080 stay away from my sax greed. i agree. oh my sax my sax guys all these theories that you're you're donating me. i appreciate the donations, but the only theory we're gonna try is putting money in the donation machine it's a pretty solid one to go with ya get out of my josh is sending me fucking skype messages. i don't care about telling me about his life that's not skype is g chat. but still as you play rainbow six with him. i Search ↗
5015.040 guys, i don't think it's random because we've always gotten less than our most amount. so... until we get more, we know it's not random. just fucking science! that checks out. right. n.l., you keep throwing. my reflection is a good item just waiting for the right shell to be played in. oh yeah, freaking... this is hot trash in the city. this is just real bad. koopa, what do you think about betrayal? Search ↗
5798.480 you need a stronger build for this type of farming. i have fucking godhead and sacred heart. and death's touch and chocolate milk, bro. like... there's nowhere else to go. what do you want from me? god damn it, cobalt! why don't you know your items yet? my crotch was long! and i got the new crown thing. and the coin thing. oh, we're gonna hit 99 cents for sure. is that a chaos card? Search ↗
6615.260 i can't imagine the sugar rush you'd get from that too. they, i think a couple of them actually forced themselves to throw up so they didn't experience that. yeah. i think it's probably sensible. what if the fuck is this mega fatty? i know he's tiny! we got little nips instead of big nips. this first fucking devil room, i'm like, i just want to start over. this is taking so long. is it trash? i have no damage, so like this duke of flies just keeps making more flies. okay, finally died. you guys take fanny pack? Search ↗
6793.160 i see the shovel guys, but is it worth? will it blend? that guy's still around doing his dream living his passion. i wonder how many models of that blender he's gone through by now. you ever just throw like fucking diamonds in it like ten thousand dollars worth of diamonds which is probably like four tiny diamonds, but i bet they wouldn't blend i would be surprised if they blended. i bet they would get a little uh get a little scuffed up, but Search ↗
6830.820 and then, well at best you would have a bunch of diamond dust which you could then use to coat some other blade. oh that'd be sweet. diamond dust is like a new rebirth item. you could coat his katana with it and cut through some of those fucking boots full of meat. you wanted to rage quit this deal with the devilnik? i uh, no i didn't go to the, sorry i meant the one before that and it was just the boss fight that was taking me 100 years. oh yeah, no i'm with you on that one for sure. Search ↗
6894.700 169 from from 68 68 hey you're an lss today, so nick and ll and now i said hi hello i'm so thankful that that's how that ended those they say tell nick and nl they fucking suck do it kate you'll be in nl actually you know what kate you actually do have a decent chance to beat me on today's daily so i would recommend giving it a shot worst case scenario. it'll be over in two minutes might beat me anyway Search ↗
7039.800 like i got it from the item room on the second floor. maybe i did too, i don't even know. it's very str woah! not cool, gertie jr. yeah, i'm taking about 100 hits from this gertie shit. oh, that oh, 69 donated! fucking hell. how does this work? i want more hp so i can pick up all these. i think i got ahh, i got a ahh! ugh! huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Search ↗
7106.080 thanks tyrone. yeah, you know what tyrone? thank you. what do you mean i fucked it? this is not fucking it. i'm in a great position. we also say ruined now. yeah, we don't say fuck. we don't say fuck. we say ruined and then vac. there's five cents from a poop. happy day, kaluaclay. best damage i've ever taken. okay. come to me, polyphemus. polysephemus. whatever your fucking name is. it's not even a good boss. Search ↗
7784.760 from a poop in the original basement room. that's op op. chad, do you want me to do 100 more? or are you happy with this weird ass circle run that i've got going now? people begged me not to reroll that one. and i looked him in the face and i said no. he did it anyway. you can't control me. i'm batman. this one's like still pretty good. circle run's fucking strong though. like i'll just reroll it though cause it's like... why not right? Search ↗
8695.740 the whole baby sets pretty solid actually of all the baby stuff. it's carried a little dolly around in your hand justice has been served. i've got nothing but hearts in my angel rooms. oh my fucking god that is you 100 again really, it's it's unavoidable every run dude. i'm never gonna pass it up again at first i was like it makes the runs boring, but then after last run. i'm like nah. nah. it's it's cool pretty juicy yeah, i'll stick with it Search ↗
10364.380 fucking bender. we're not dealing. we're not d100 guys. i like this build. i worked hard on it. it's not no balls it's just different play style. oh, this one is holy mantle thank you anonymous. i have no idea anonymous. you're freaking me out your predictions my brain can't take your math right now, man. i'm telling you man. it's gonna be a picture of edmunds balls sounds inevitable, but that but on greed does have a good but nice took us Search ↗
10437.820 oh, i had a couple donations i didn't catch there. thank you very much to rick mcslick for the $4.20. interesting amount, but i appreciate it. how do you guys eat your hot dogs? i'm usually a yellow mustard kind of guy. sometimes i go for spicy brown mustard or the old ketchup and mustard. i like all of them, honestly. i like chili dogs. yeah, chili dogs are fucking awesome. i'm a fan. cheesy chili. i've done a bacon dog before. it's not even that bad. Search ↗
10533.300 and why? i think it was funnier. i think there is better characterization and overall it's just a more engaging adventure. why is grandma's boy better than schindler's list? oh, because it's funnier. i don't think it is actually. i think schindler's list is better. he's dead? what are you talking about? this is the strongest loss run i've ever had in my life. fucking no range, sac dagger, holy water. did you not see the holy water? it's easy to miss. i have tears that make enemies smaller when i hit them. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

1380.340 it's not about him crucial boss rush points. no, i don't i don't play by the fucking boss rush rules oh, sorry, the the daily challenge rules for non daily challenges. i play these runs to escape from the daily challenge you know constructs. well, that was weird. i know a roofer who used a ladder that doesn't surprise me isn't that like kind of like step one is they're not like getting on the roof. oh Search ↗
1512.060 thought you could but you can't i believe you cannot yara the error runes even if you could i mean, what are you hoping for bring like a single? you know key in there or something like that then double it unlimited numbers of times. i want to make infinite years yeah, i mean say it's like having unlimited money, but no stores man so you got a no mouth and you need to scream or whatever. yeah ten thousand spoons on your fucking knife. oh Search ↗
2169.640 and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that. Search ↗
3102.080 please tell me that that is about anal sex. mud shovel? it's like a spinal tap song. that's a bit uncomfortable to call it that, but yeah. fucking mud shovel. yeah, i was down with stained from their first album, and then i didn't like them after that. they were huge! fred durst put them on the map, man. yeah, that's why i knew about them. i'm on the outside, i'm looking in. they were on the family values tour, i think. Search ↗
3334.620 most of them are pretty pretty garbage. they're just not really a mechanic i'm interested in and they don't really help the game at all tyrone get rid of all the farts no more farts tyrone this runs off the fucking rails man that's probably good. there were previously rails, and it has just said i don't even know what a rail is is that some kind of primitive transportation network that we had before elon musk's president elon musk's hyperloop took off now everybody takes the hyperloop to the grocery store and Search ↗
3783.460 holy shots, tractor beam, daddy long legs. i'm definitely gonna reroll it though. so just like prepare yourself for that. reroll this lame as eff run. oh, this one's too good. i'm gonna reroll the shit out of it. don't worry your pretty little head about that. this one's gone. doesn't stand a fucking chance. i don't even know what a hushable run looks like at this point in my life, unfortunately. well it has enough health that i won't immediately die is kind of what i was after. ah fuck it, let's give it a shot. Search ↗
4525.400 yeah, this is like an easy win. it's like quad shot tumor transformation, homing tears, this weird tech laser that never goes away. tyrone, get in here! what's no, we found a bug that i actually like. don't tell tyrone. i'm telling him. don't tell tyrone! i'm telling him right now, actually. i'll fucking kill you if you talk to anybody about tyrone. or, i mean, if you talk to anybody about this laser transformation. we're gonna get married someday. Search ↗
5910.560 dogman get out of here. okay, dude to yourself kind of weird if you think about how snakes digest things but then you kind of realize your insides are sort of like a snake yeah, man, i mean you just run it through as paste before the snake gets it. yeah. no, i'm with you like it's pretty fucking metal, you know, we eat something we push it through like Search ↗
5932.740 bunch of spikes lined with calcium and then like it goes into like a big fucking pit where it just gets turned around and you know dissolved with acid for like 12 to 24 hours, and then we just shit it out minus everything that could possibly provide nutritive benefit. we turn it into just like fucking brown nothingness. fuck this game. you're right about the brown nothingness though. Search ↗
6116.260 a store is a verb in this case. not like a... it's not a place. what? what button? i'm not fucking with you. no, what button for inventory and what button should i have for store? store should be like start. inventory can be back. okay. i think that's what i got it now. sure, let's save this. oh, cancel. chaz is what the fuck is going on? i don't even know. i'm in a weird limbo right now. which words then, b? play limbo next time. Search ↗
6312.820 i'm like, oh, these... i don't think i've ever even ordered hot mustard before from mcdonald's. dude, hot mustard is the king of dips. hot mustard's pretty good, but it's not the best. yeah, see, it's not the best. you gotta get the chipotle cheddar. what is a better dip? chipotle cheddar. what, they don't have chipotle cheddar at mcdonald's? well, then you just get some you fucking southwest get some special sauce son of a bitch. and dip it in that. i agree about the chipotle cheddar. Search ↗
6410.860 i'm starting to make some progress here. new records, man. oh, there we go. oh, that's easy. i got the floor 4 1. it's probably gonna be as good as it gets today. we have reindeer burgers and sheep's heads. uh... really? what do you do with the sheep head? you eat it? yeah, yeah. you use it like a bread bowl, and you just put a nice scoop in there. oh, that's fucking gross, man. croxy mine. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, the larva don't hurt you. bread bowl? Search ↗
8295.560 it says you're playing tire climb. no, i changed it. you might have to refresh. update. oh, i like this level. it's so colourful. don't what the hell? like, okay, it starts me at the bottom and there's a fucking river. no, don't don't fall down, mister. i didn't fall down. i was already down when i started. take it up again. now i died. Search ↗
9428.180 imagine butter in a bottle? i'd be fucking for it, man. i always spread butter on my toast, it's always cutting the toast up. oh, you're doing it wrong. you probably need to leave your butter out, man. Search ↗
9688.860 come give me a hug, fuckboys. come get a taste, you little... you little... jerk. okay. okay, i finally understand this game. except for your fucking black hole bombs, i don't... appreciate that very much. is there a super banana bomb in this? super banana bomb would be sweet. hey! look at my diglett. no, i don't... it looks a little like jake the dog, too. i like his jowls. hey! oh no! oh, i wooded you. Search ↗
9803.120 and now do your best albertan impression i mean, it's just the it's the typical canadian accent right like no. it's not yeah, man it's definitely a huge part of it, but it's not tip of fucking buddy was telling me the oil is gonna beat the flames this year cuz of mcjesus right? i was like johnny hockey is gonna get 50 in 50 Search ↗
10200.120 probably go win monopoly mcdonald's or something. nice! look i'm goku! i'm goku! fucking... you're goku. look, i have a spirit bomb! wait, don't kill me, i wanna see if this gets really big. no, i'm gonna add energy to it. it's gonna kill us all, man. i have sweet hair. oh my god, you killed my spirit bomb! that was ryan, that was not i. you dick! i respect your sanctity. chao is raising their hands for me! you're raising something else as well, if you know what i mean. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

908.640 it's like the exact reason i love subtitles. it's like, you know, because sometimes then, like, i won't hear what a person says and kate will be like, what'd they say? and then i've got to either make something up or i've got to admit that i just don't care enough to even know what they said so she'll be like, what did ronan the destroyer say? i don't know. fucking, he's got a, he's got a scepter he wants to destroy the world, you know? just let it happen. yeah. ronan the destroyer. Search ↗
2183.280 no, it's like you go to the mall and it's like right beside hot topic pacsun oh, right. yeah, that's like that's like their brand. i think that's a fucking york soundgarden song what about that really creepy one that's like super dark inside and there's like shirtless mannequins everywhere shirtless, you know that one ever 21. oh Search ↗
2230.480 it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh Search ↗
2328.500 she was like, there can be only one queen and just fucking executed him with a sword on the steps of buckingham palace. damn. something about that, you know, i didn't know freddie mercury, but i think like if he was gonna die anyway, he'd be like, i'm into it. yeah, i'd probably be into it honestly. you know, elizabeth just fucking cut my head off with a sword on the steps of buckingham palace. it sounds fucking dope. in front of a crowd too. yeah. Search ↗
2456.680 it's a long run man, like this one, this is not messing around. this is a challenge in and of itself. it's not a speed challenge, it's a fucking slow down challenge. i can hit myself with exploding tears so many times. what i don't get about some of the exploding tears from fruitcake is that they'll explode just like on your face. like if you attack a wall, they'll just blow up immediately. i guess it's ipecac, but... Search ↗
2482.460 it could also be like a super short range tier that blows up for another reason maybe i guess so and like a crickets body effect or something i oh my god. i didn't kill him. i just made a real tiny that was pretty cute actually number one effect if you had like an explosive tier along with it, i guess yeah, that's all right i don't know why i keep picking up retro vision. i've gotten a single fucking penny off of this wooden nickel yet Search ↗
2736.100 the only time i've ever like seen a dave and busters is at pax and i'm always like man if there's one time to like not go to a dave and busters yeah, it's like probably right next to the convention center when like 40,000 people are here greed but is it sweets? did you win like a green bay packers hat or something? uh no, i mean, yeah, i mean it was fun. it was cool, but it was super fucking packed. Search ↗
2885.540 i was playing it and i got a steam sale. and later, i got another steam sale. but at the same time, i also bought the refresh button from the shop. and so all of my fucking shops were free, and then they restocked themselves. so i keep getting money and free items all day long. that's a fantastic deal you figured out. Search ↗
2992.360 that was cool. and i played in friday night magic. i went 1 and 2, which is better than normal. and then... these are all spacebar items. are you fucking my dick? it's not a bad thing. and then on saturday, kate and i went to the symphony. and we met some people after for dinner, which is cool. and on sunday yesterday, kate and i played some more magic. it was a good weekend. Search ↗
3162.220 i don't know why i said it like that. wait, what did you say? it has to have happened, right? yeah, that's a weird thing. i don't know what happened to my brain during that. you went high theater for that one line. yeah. that's because i was at the symphony on saturday. watching some fucking looney tunes, dog. high class. cancer's good. in this game, at least. right? yeah. is it better than the rosary bead? yeah. i agree. this is the right answer, then. Search ↗
3201.880 god i hate this fucking run. i'm sorry you should be earlier. i was like you know what whatever we'll get through it. i got the yarra rune for the chest. i'm such a dingus opened up all the fucking chest items they're all fucking trash man, but it's your favorite game the binding of isaac right so like it can't be as bad as that at least you're playing your favorite game iron bar Search ↗
3512.840 mm hmm you're gonna bump it into these around my fucking testicles you know like that's basically isaac's heart does is like the most vulnerable part of your body isn't it basically takes your testicles and makes them follow behind you like a second slower than you actually move that's no good yeah, man, because you want your testicles there with you on your side as close to your body as possible probably your grundle well, i mean they should be together. yeah true love oh Search ↗
3610.120 to start a new run. this is uh, do you wanna just like uh, you could just go to duck game. yeah, i gotta, let me just quit out of this. alright sweet, i'm gonna go get some water, we're gonna play some duck games. oh you know what, i have this whole fucking cup of coffee and i just haven't been sippin' on it. see ya in three minutes. mmm, see ya in three minutes. i love how nl miraculously died in time for the right section. and then you give me a winky face? Search ↗
3828.000 oh, and new spire donated it again and says, uh, if ryan is so unconvinced, here's a link to patent for the tech, and here's the google patent. so everybody's patenting this technology for this advertising. yeah, we patented a fucking, uh, hyperspace engine. that doesn't mean it's, like, ready, man. yeah, it might not be ready, but, you know. doesn't mean it's ready, dick. Search ↗
3905.320 do you think there's one where you start by fighting and by the end you're fucking because that would also be a good one hi, my name is josh, and uh you know today. we're gonna watch some people rumbler. i think that'd be a do you think like you can get partnered on rumbler if you're a good enough fighter get an affiliate ship deal the red bull go to fucking rumbler con everybody's ready to rumble in there. what's it? what's rumbler con? oh? Search ↗
3937.660 that's where you go and you just fucking fight everybody. oh my god, imagine like the... like, how many people do you think are gonna go to like a ufc fight and have rumbler and then be like all hyped up after they've been like, oh my god, i'm gonna rumbler after this. do it dude! yo, gsp looks bloated man, you can take him. oh boy. i didn't have any carbs this week man. Search ↗
4793.680 ryan, that was a good banana gun. thank you. i think i'm probably not. i'm also thinking probably not. i'm doing it. josh is doing it though. my... my idea... i'm gonna get fallout and then download it. yeah. and then my character is gonna be ryan. yeah? oh yeah, me too actually. my character is like, it's just a bald lady who's really muscular. alright, maybe i'll just do fox then. actually if i was just gonna do fox i would just play fucking prison architect all day. yeah, right? yeah. Search ↗
5132.260 this fucking like, tenchu wrath of evernote, throw up a smoke screen. clutch reference. there's a lot of rocks going on right now. you're flying close to the fucking sun. what?! the rock didn't kill me, but it did push me down really fast. should make a level that's all rocks. Search ↗
5551.140 how did he get fuck that! it's like it's like once in a while, he's like i don't fucking care. it's all mind over matter, it's all about determination. i really thought if i just crouched under the desk i'd be safe. sometimes you are. oh god. i'm stupid. Search ↗
5750.160 then every day you're like it's a yingling. that's like a christmas present every fucking day sure, that was the gift that keeps on giving i mean, i guess so there's no ain't no guess nor line it's what it's gonna be drack got robbed. no rob's not even here. yeah, rob's not here today. there's not something something. no, no that's not good Search ↗
5791.320 don't throw your gasoline barrel. it's gonna cover your duck in gas. it's actually take off your pants and jacket. what the hell are you hit with that rifle ever? whoa, this tv makes you super mobile. mobile. nah, it's just all the slippery stuff that's on the ground. you're gonna throw a fucking desk at me? you just blew up my barrel, you dick! goodbye. oh my god. what? i can't hit anyone with a revolver. what about dota 2? put your body on the fire to keep it going. Search ↗
5983.660 thank you very much lobstrocity. like a lobster atrocity? a lobstrocity? thank you very much for your subscription. oh. draggy, you're a brave fucking man. apparently if you're floating you can still die on the spikes. really? maybe it has to be water spikes. we'll test it further. oh! oh! sew your shoes, how do you feel about that? oh goodbye. i broke the structural foundation of that level. it's a great song. Search ↗
6766.300 last week, brad was telling me that, he was like, yeah, it's up to 500 bucks. and then the next day, it was down to like 400. dang. i remember when it was like 250, he was like, this is amazing. i remember when it was 1,000. it was $1,000 a coin. yeah, dude, for a fucking bitcoin. we missed our chance. brad was telling us to pick him up for like a buck each. i remember it. he really was. and we were like, i don't really want to. he was like, this is going to catch on. yeah, i'm like, why would i waste a dollar buying a bitcoin? why don't we just release our investing in dogecoin? Search ↗
6795.180 yeah, because that's like the second one. it's for the people who are a little too cheap to buy bitcoin. yeah, it's the fucking... it's the nickel towards like, you know, the $500 per bitcoin. you guys aren't joking either. i remember just barely meeting him and he even told me to buy some bitcoin. Search ↗
7534.860 yeah. i got... these pings look pretty wild. oh, bouncing off walls goes really far. ah, it's going all the distance. it going for... oh! beautiful! oh, fuck! uh oh. uh oh. bouncy. what do you think about that? oh? not much. move around, boys. get the cycle going. somebody fucking go! what's that? science building? that's a rave for ro. oh. that's a goal. i like this. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

779.020 made a video and then redownloaded it and re uploaded it like re encoded it redown and re uploaded 200 times and when it starts out it's like crystal clear and then at the end. he's like some kind of fucking ring monster nice, just like you can't even understand what he's saying at all which is i mean i'm glad you mentioned that as well because you already procced me off a little bit when you said the vhs tape and i wanted to get your opinion about that the ring just doesn't make any sense all right not at all. oh Search ↗
876.060 you know, it's just weird because i never thought to even question it when i was watching it as a younger version of myself. and now i just, it went off in my head, i'm like this makes no sense. also i got anti grav tiers with tractor beam and it's fucking weird. i kind of like it though. thank you by the way, it was like egg papa sarong hey, which is like english and korean for i love you egg egg father. Search ↗
3087.480 it blankets the room like a fucking carpet bomb. yeah, and then that's like your reality for like eight or nine re rolls. what? i'm gonna die! it does a lot of damage, but that's like, you know, not necessarily a hundred percent desirable. use it one more time, n l. i can't use it one more time, there's no rooms left! now what if the i.m. air room had a battery in it, and then you used teleport 2.0 in the air room? Search ↗
3431.220 chad, are you seeing this fucking greed run i just started? what do you mean you just started a greed run? i was just waiting for kobol to be done, but i didn't... not planning on beating it. i had a freaking nail in mom's knife, and then like a dime drops. i'm almost there, this has got to be the right way. yep, here it is. hacker sean says, i'm an obnoxious internet troll and you suck at this game. which would make me angry if it a, wasn't self aware, and b, named after a dope ass german beer, i think. Search ↗
10344.780 just put tom hardy in it, it's fine. the pucker of 1000 angry oprah's gouge pupils. 14%. i can't believe 14% of you picked that at all. a little girl comes out of your tv, 23%. come on, chad. you become the real geordie laforge. you gotta be fucking kidding me. 27%! and your eyes begin to hurt. rob's always got the baseline answer, man. 35%. Search ↗
11128.980 i'll have to check it out someday. i know i have how to jump, but i keep forgetting guys, i'm sorry. wow, i had two evil eyes right there. oh my god, cobalt, you have jump! and oh my god, i don't care. i'm gonna bomb stuff still, sorry. i pretend like i don't have it, alright? leave me alone. i'm doing fine, guys! like if i was about to die and i skipped like a soul heart because i didn't jump, then you guys are allowed to get upset, alright? but when i have twelve fucking hearts, i'm good. i'm good to go. why not thirteen? Search ↗
11872.600 and cobalt, you mean maul of the void? no, i mean a fame. they're similar though. maul of the void you can charge up naturally, a fame you have to run into stuff and take damage for it to proc. and a fame actually makes more black hearts than the maul of the void, i think. i think they nerfed maul of the void because they saw me fucking owning shit with it. or just in general. how often does the percentage reset? do you know? for what? when you're donating to the greed box. i have no clue. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

1601.080 i mean it didn't seem like much of a stretch for them to do something like that so, well. you can never really predict freaking tyrone and edmund, right? i feel like there's a couple of items that fuck onan streak up as well. like it really seemed like continuum was fucking me up. oh yeah, that'll mess with you for sure. maybe it was like spectral tears as well. cause i would like shoot the poop, and it would just go through the poop and then, you know, fall to the ground and hurt me. and i'm like, oh okay. sweet. Search ↗
3892.260 alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad. Search ↗
4967.140 alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered. Search ↗
5422.240 sort of at an end. i just i hate some of the marketing material for it where they're like thank you for making call of duty black ops 3 the biggest product launch of 2013 i'm like can you do there in 2015 sorry can you at least act like you want to make games? yeah, it sounds like they're talking about a fucking refrigerator when they say yeah exactly like i get it it's a business. i you know i don't dispute that i'm not anti business Search ↗
5514.460 that's what ken does. the black ops 3 release reminded me that it's been like two years, probably almost to the day since we played call of duty ghosts on the nlss. that's like a really formative milestone in the stream's history of like finishing that segment and be like, fucking never gonna do that again. Search ↗
5531.140 i didn't even hate it though. people, i didn't hate it. i thought we were having a little bit of fun, but chat was like holy shit fucking sell out sell out jesus christ like oh okay. it's like i'm sorry. it's just an hour calm down we weren't even doing like the bullshit Search ↗
5589.140 but then we've had like, i think we had like 10,000 the first time we played bomb game or something like that. and chat was really nice! i was like, this is this is better. how the hell do we figure out what we're allowed to play? uh, just nothing triple a, i think. yeah. yeah, but nothing too indie either, because then they get fucking furious at me! you have to find the goldilocks balance of video games, dude. it's on you. the binding of isaac. yeah, basically. Search ↗
5832.340 yeah, pranksters like a seal like literally stab them with a hook. oh, yeah i'm not fucking giving up on you damn it that was great timing honestly to say that thank you we can make it Search ↗
6847.340 i love that you called it a heist of all things, too. but it was! i know! you have like millions of dollars in stolen goods and an elaborate plan to dose it goods. no, you're right, you're just giving it the proper amount of gravitas that it deserves. look, i'm not gonna try to sweep it under the rug. it happened, you know? that heist happened. it's a sad moment for canadians everywhere. i mean, it could be different. it's not as crazy as the fucking amiibo heist, right? that happened last year when splatoon came out. mmm. Search ↗
7008.700 this game has been like out for like over 10 years i feel like. like no joke. every pax we've ever gone to there's been a display for it. this has been early accents. early accents. it's been an early access since 2012. legitimately. nice boxes dum dum. wow. oh fuck. fucking fickered. trying to play the game? oh farts. Search ↗
7270.360 welcome! is it safe to drop codes in chat? like, people will get those, right? yeah. yeah? probably. okay. this music is fucking sick, man. hey chat, here's a code. please don't be a bot if you take it. i mean, you're not gonna know either way, so who cares, right? bumbo want code. Search ↗
9426.420 it's somewhere between 10 facts about donald trump and drug dealers of all time nice, you guys talking about pablo escobar. yeah, man. he's number one. see i knew it. yeah, i fucking knew it it's impressive. yeah, dude the top trending guys have like a serious rivalry with watch mojo. oh Search ↗
9535.620 yeah. oh, they actually get arrested in that? yeah, that's the... actually, that's the premise of the show. oh, i didn't know what it was about. i thought it was just like... kids you don't grow up. yeah, it's like a double meaning. don't you fucking stand there with your bear powers! ryan, like half of the time during brawlhalla has just been sitting on a platform reading chat. it's basically true! if it ain't broke, don't fix it. alright, let's break it then. Search ↗
10392.600 so is canada. i got a big canadian thing for you right here. it's resident evil afterlife, the highest grossing canadian produced film of all time. it's the highest grossing canadian product of all time. it's the number one product launch in canada's history. next to justin bieber, the maple syrup story. you got me off that fucking bounce. that was ridiculous. this is some pretty sweet music. yeah, yeah, yeah. this makes me want to fight. wow. Search ↗
10426.260 yeah, they don't have to be different. this would be some weird fucking music. they would be very strange fucking music. like what would be the beats you thrust on? if fucking was a boss fight it would sound like this. like that would be like you getting really tired of getting up and then something. oh yeah. is it like you playing guitar hero? Search ↗