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wizards of waverly place. yeah, i haven't played that yet, but if you think it should be on my list, i mean, i'll consider it. think the family channel's ever gonna bring it back? i don't actually know what it is. i mean, it says wizards, so i assume it's about wizards, but i don't know... it's about magic the gathering. what waverly place is? mmm. is that like a place that's sort of intangible and kind of wavers around, or...? no, it's the name of a street, you freaking weirdo.
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hey, but one of our one of our local game stores is opening at midnight tonight just for like 45 minutes to sell boxes gonna be there you got to pick up your box right? it's exactly correct they have to pick up my box go to a midnight magic card opening i went to a midnight pre release last week stayed till 4 30 so going there for 15 minutes is like way better. oh
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alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't
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gladius oh yes, please. roll of armor. i'll use it. i'm the only one who can wear armor anyway. look a banana. you throw magic banana peels. what about that mace? how does that mace look? oh, oh, oh we are decked out man. gladius is freaking five damage up. there's an ass potion there if you want to be an ass. oh i saw it. i forgot about the bananas.
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i'll let you get the magic mirror first if that would make you play. i don't know what that means, i don't really care. your incentives hold no power over me. you know what that means. you played enough. teleports you home. it's been too long. you can break this thing though. this is perfect for me. yeah, maybe like just let me get behind you here. really didn't do that much actually. it's really good man. yeah, i'm just not great at positioning it i guess. just sustain it, you'll be good. nice.
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no, the real pre release. oh, i am picking up my booster box like midnight tonight. oh my god, we're talking about magic car wait, did you say did you say vault? it's the only thing we ever talk about. like boxes? uh, i could be persuaded. we've only got one on lock right now. oh, fuck. are you worried about there being a mad rush? not really, like we already pre ordered, but i was like, eh, i can get two. then i could do one unboxing on kate's channel, one on my channel. this is mine!
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do i have magic duels installed? i actually do have magic duels installed. it's not even that big. you're not incorrect. yeah, it was like, it's less than two gigabytes. and these days two gigabytes is like nothing. it's the ones that are like 60, 70 gigs. those are a little bit annoying. yeah, that's what i like.
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wait, did i not mute myself? i just murdered that man. i heard you there for a moment. you did? oh, god damn it. the game store that was selling magic card the packs, he's like, chris jace is like $2 too expensive. i'll just get it on amazon. now it's worth like $50 more. what's it do? it's fucking verne's prodigy, dog. it's verne's fucking prodigy.
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you remember vern? he played mini me in austin powers? oh! vern troyer is in magic? prodigy was like, i am the firestarter, the twisted firestarter. exactly! so it's those two things put together. it is mini me firestarter. that's amazing.
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thebears40, thanks for the subscription. we're gonna conveniently ignore that for now because i am on the womb one of a wimple lostron. proptosis? oh lord, he's done it. mike myers is my favorite wu tang member. ah yes, the mizzah. now i got the magic mushroom in my next item room. wow. magic mushroom is bad as the loss though, because you don't get the hp bonus, so... and i'm guppy. oh shit.
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well it depends. like, for fun i'd rather be dark judas. cricket's head, but i already have the magic mushroom, but it's still a... ...point three damage upgrade. and bigger, fatter tears. bloody lost. that's pretty good. oh man, i can't wait for like a double caged room. yeah, i just killed isaac. you've passed me officially now, which is literally yes! this run... i snowballed real hard. i don't have any keys though, so... thank you figaroas for three months in a row!
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oh, the graphics card is dependent on that issue. or the other way around. yeah, i mean, that's a really strange. that's a dead blue baby. twelve and a half minute lost run. mathis bitching about his magic pulls when his dad bought him 40 packs. that is pretty much how it's felt for like the last couple of days.
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is that who made it? yeah, 82,000 years ago. oh my gosh. first time i ever heard of worms, i was on a bus going to a school field trip and the guy had a game boy with worms armageddon. nice. and we played it the whole time. i was like, what is this? it looks so shitty and intriguing. magic mosh! back then, team 17 ported worms over to everything. magic mosh. i'm slightly faster. magic mosh is coming through to save the day.
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and slightly huger yes they're magic much for this is my magic much boys i can't get out of the way of these fucking gates open the gates i really hope that i don't have to go this way oh man we killed one don't fuck it up your eyes curious guys i'm looking forward to little girdlings being fixed whatever so many people's days or what's going to be the fix
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aww baby. it was not bad actually. what did it do, like 60? 50 or 21? the last stranger talked to me... oh i said it a lot. this is actually true. the last stranger that talked to me did offer to sell me a magic the gathering expedition. but it was at a magic store. so you know, context is everything. if you're inside of a building and a stranger talks to you, evaluate the building that you're in and then decide what an appropriate reaction is.
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i wanna put my tan there. the iranians glow. it's covergirl, sofia vergara. hey! hello! hey, i found you! my audience is consisting of largely 13 to 25 year old males. are you interested in covergirl's stay luminous makeup? absolutely. you wanna look sexy? this is a french ad for the mr. clean magic eraser. so i get the impression you guys were talking shit about me. what did i do? what happened here? we were trying to figure out if you went to the doctor is really all i was trying to do.
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i'm hoping the airport has a store that sells magic booster packs tomorrow. yes, that's wrong! that is wrong! that is the most wrong. yeah. i'm like, i could just crack one or two before i get on the plane, right? oh my god, you're so addicted! the smell of a hobby shop is the best. if you ever go to las vegas, never go to the slot machines. that's what i'm gonna say. don't have ones that win magic cards, then he'll be honest. yeah, dude! it just drops a bunch of shitty lands all over you when you win.
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yo, you can't say that pancakes get crepes. crepes are a separate thing. they exist in two different paradigms. a pancake is not a crepe. anyway. steam has finished downloading cannonbrawl. that's good news. it's to protect his magic cards from nick. do i? is that something i should be worried about? that's what somebody at chat said. no, i'm totally content with you having your magic cards. i would not bother them. zepole clown. thank you for this description. oh no, i fell in the well.
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clearly not a lot of people were because it's gone now. it is now is vacated is history you just like smack that shield right away. we've got some kind of stasis thing going on right now who are you math as games? oh, yeah, it's like a sci fi horror game, right? yeah, so kind of sci fi horror like a point and click it's his favorite game of all time. he really does talk about it a lot. i don't like he talks about stasis non stop and magic
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he actually, mathis, his dirty little secret is that he doesn't even play magic. he just collects cards. i don't know if there's anything really wrong with that. there's nothing wrong with it. you're entitled to do whatever you want, but if we played i would smoke his candy ass non stop. i figured you had played. oh, we played. okay. we played. alright, cool. oh, i actually had played. i don't really understand the... i see what you're saying.
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i'm always like, i'll die as lilith eventually, but i wanted to die a lot earlier than i did. mr. quaint11, thank you for the... wait, you can see where the secret rooms are with lilith? is that a thing? no, you might have taken a pill or gotten an item or something. that'd be an interesting twist actually for a character. they can see all the secret rooms always. maybe it was the magic gateball thing. not magic gateball, this thing. the crystal ball. the tragic gateball. yeah, crystal ball gives mapping. gives mathis.
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diamond dust is shiva's a magic damage as a and also a final fantasy 8. i think she has diamond dust oh, yes, yeah probably shouldn't have taken sister maggie, but i was like you know i'm maggie so seems appropriate oh baby things are happening. okay. don't do the daily. you don't want to do the daily today keep yourself sane oh, yeah, there's the d100 all right
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hmm. this is strange that look like uh basically you shoot lasers out of your face, but you don't control what direction they go in oh yeah, that's really really bad all right never stop rolling here. we go and then anti grab which does nothing okay? let's be for again this time. we got some magic mush action. oh isaac's heart, okay, so we'll be for that
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i don't know how loud to make this game. what are you talking about? it's about dynamic inclusion. i'm about to dynamically exclude you from future streams if you don't smarten up. i wouldn't actually do that. i know. i'm gonna get twitch going on. fox is the only dude i can invite on the stream and talk about magic with.
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trying to like rip off your customers yeah and there was another guy that was in the store and he was asking about the price of something it wasn't even magic related and uh he's like oh that's a little expensive he's like uh my friend's gonna call 401 games which is like the cheap good place in toronto oh my god and you live too did you see that that was pretty sweet i don't know what that power up was but i loved it
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like, why is... i understand, like, the expected value of the expeditions and shit is higher, but like... uh, it's like, for the fat packs it's because they come with 40 full art lands. and the full art lands are expected to be like, you know, 50 cents to a dollar each. yeah. if truly, in like 10 years. which... i don't know how people can play magic and also eat. it's so expensive.
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ah, once you get like a s i mean it is, it's not not expensive. but once you get a standard deck, or if you just draft like, once a week then you get obsessed and keep buying cards for no reason because you just want more. i understand the the obsession though, i'm just saying. don't really, once you have a standard deck you can stop buying packs. everybody does though. i think a lot of people do, there's like a ton of the magic community that's really obsessed with like best financial practices. it's 80 full art lands? 80 full art lands? no way, it's a is it that much?
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yeah, duels, duels, like i like the setup of it, but it is buggy as heck. it was really fine when i was like a relatively new player. i was like, this is like my magic experience whenever i want. and then i realized that, you know, mtgo is just that, but like... is there... they haven't like... get away from me! they haven't said anything about like updating duels to have the new card sets in this ship. they're working on it, but it's over like a month delayed at this point.
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they gotta be like csa certified that doesn't come cheap man. well actually they don't have to but that's where you can get csa certified stuff so you might as well. the stupid dumbest biggest cash grab in the world is like you work on a construction site. magic cards. no man friggin you like wear work boots on a site you can't wear them for more than a year before you gotta get new ones.
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he's like said john cena is every meme i kate and i look it's no secret we've been playing a lot of magic gathering every time we go to like a local game store and play i hear someone sing the john cena theme yeah, and like multiple different stores. they'll be like and for turn three i tap to mana and john cena's music bump on up on the first time i was like, oh it's like endearing and now they're all witwicks fans. oh, fuck. oh
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that was cool. and i played in friday night magic. i went 1 and 2, which is better than normal. and then... these are all spacebar items. are you fucking my dick? it's not a bad thing. and then on saturday, kate and i went to the symphony. and we met some people after for dinner, which is cool. and on sunday yesterday, kate and i played some more magic. it was a good weekend.
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and thanks mdwag144 for the $5 donation. he says, hey nick, big fan of your videos, just wanted to let you and ryav know that we recently, i recently started playing magic and i got third place in my first two drafts. keep up the great work. well congrats, it's awesome. are you going to sign up for rumbler? it's like tinder but for fighting. do you like get together and fight instead of bone? i kinda wanna set it up, but like is there like a spectator sport for rumbler? i'll go watch people duke it out.
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why, because you hit... oh, you hit that one. and then... where's the goalie? it went right in. where's the goalie though? we left mike fox at home. yeah. yeah. k, don't laugh at me. tear up your siege rhinos. is that like... oh. never mind. it's a magic gathering. yeah. siege rhinos? yeah. is that green? it's in the abzain colors. what the fuck is that? they're not visible with the human eye. abzain colors? what does that mean?
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yeah, what did kate have buyers remorse for? commanders set? i tried to explain it a hundred times. it's something about magic the gathering. yes, it's some sealed magic product. is it like underwater? well obviously if it's sealed. get it ryan? i got it sealed underwater so the water doesn't get... no, because it's like a lion, sea lion. you know what just just play the game.
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what's your favorite colors of magic the gathering? and don't say... that one guy. pink! this is my worst nightmare. adian cannabis is yelling. he's yelling like crazy! he's going, you fucking... you fucking... his ping is back. he's using it all up on his voip right now. i don't have easy money. shay, you fucking... you fucking... you fucking... you fucking... oh, he said guy at the end? you fucking guy?
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i played for three hours like on monday and i was like i'm ahead of the curve and now i'm like i'm 200% behind the curve for everybody and i feel like the back seating is gonna be ridiculous so i almost want to have a second save file but instead i just drafted magic the gathering last night. there you go. oh yeah constant spoils, constant spoils. i've been spoiled the same thing like 20 times already.
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nice shot, nice shot. thank you kyle. impressive honestly. wow. my sparkling water addiction is not out of control. it's been replaced by my magic the gathering addiction. you are pretty addicted to that. your weak side is addicted to that honestly.
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oh goodness. alright, i guess i lost by jumping there. this is a clusterfuck. oooowee! great drop. oh, cardboards! cardboards! somebody say magic the gathering? oh my god. ow! ow! oh wow. wow.
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