Quotes about “Image hair”
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like, people are bending over backwards right now. they're like, when you said a sushi eater, i pictured, like, an italian guy with his hair slicked back. and when you said a pizza eater, i pictured, like, a japanese woman and they're in her middle age. come on. when you said pizza eater, i pictured carl from aqua team. what does that say? yeah, i could see that. immediately. that was my first instant image.
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you know, 8% body fat, no hair, etc. etc. and then you're like, how do you get it all done? and they're like, i just do it. there's no trick. you got a lot of dishes, what do you do? instead of playing legends of runeterra, as soon as you finish dinner, you put on some music and you knock out the damn dishes. also, i thought of a good tweet, but i can't make it because i'm married. i want you to google image search, finish powerball
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but also, has anyone here seen blood simple recently? when they hold up the picture of dan hideo at the swimming pool and he has no shirt on, that's the closest facsimile to my actual body hair pattern. librarian, if you could pull that image of the image up, that is the... i was... finally, some fucking representation on film. i was like, there's a motherfucker who actually looks like me.
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i've been dealing with your and your brother's nonsense for two videos now. you wouldn't believe how much cat hair i cleaned out of my nose. it was like cleaning out of a shower drain. i apologize for the mental image. are you hearing this? he's just absolutely beating on the door. okay, welcome tomo. welcome. welcome.
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i'm watching leaf's game while you guys are looking at chest hair. that's bullshit. oh, there it is. it totally looks like the transformer head. optimus prime face. this looks like optimus prime's face. whatever that image is. sure it isn't decepticon. i think it's more decepticon. maybe it's decepticon. i don't know what they look like. i've never watched transformers.
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i just can't crack it. what if joe biden came back with a hair transplant? i don't know why my immediate mental image yet dreadlocks. listen, jack coming back man. there's been a lot of news you probably forgot the one where like he has like, whatever. yeah, people beat it. i know he's old. don't tell me he's that's not gonna cure him.
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3497.360
i just can't crack it. what if joe biden came back with a hair transplant? i don't know why my immediate mental image had dreadlocks. listen, jack, i'm in back man.
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like, people are bending over backwards right now. they're like, when you said a sushi eater, i pictured, like, an italian guy with his hair slicked back. and when you said a pizza eater, i pictured, like, a japanese woman and they're in her middle age. come on. when you said pizza eater, i pictured carl from aqua team. what does that say? yeah, i could see that. immediately. that was my first instant image.
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did they just hire a busker to be the principal in your school? he was uh to give you a mental image because i feel like you're probably wondering like what this guy looked like. long beard, scraggly hair. i want to hear it. he's wearing a stony bahamas shirt. yeah yeah and khaki shorts. uh no.
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i'm just realizied, we have so many friends with brown hair. like all of us have brown hair. excuse me? check your hair privilege please. mostly. no, well you have brown facial hair. i actually don't even really have facial hair, but we're just gonna keep that image there. stubbles. wait, why did i just cross out kate? oh, i didn't mean to do that. yeah, you should, just use a person. oh wait!
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