Quotes about “If it's not one thing”
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yeah, i've heard the same thing about aphrodisiacs and i'm not sure if it's really if it's one of those things or if it's just like do people just say that? i think people just say it's like it's a placebo effect man as someone who is not a scientist i am very confident it's a placebo effect like people always say it about oysters it's like because it's like a testicle and it's got a lot of zinc in it. it's like bullshit man. it's like a testicle what? people do it they say that man they say it's at least it's like a testicle
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but like corporate cane is like no i'm not demon cane. one thing denied that it's the same cane even though they have the same name. everyone else is like cane that's you you're both canes. he's like. that sounds awesome actually. no that's not me. what if he doesn't know it's him maybe he got bumped on the head. yeah i mean i'm sure he got bumped on the head many times. yeah he is a wrestler.
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8812.360
okay, maybe it's a little early, but i feel like this should just not be a thing. i jumped out of the way. that's true. if bear played, then we could turn on private match and do 2v2 and then set up our own rules. i want to see what the canonical rules are first, and then see which ones i never want to touch again. so far, this one's up there. this one's the only one i know. yeah, this is the retro vision of rocket league. alright, put this on. huge and square. that'd be the worst.
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it's the most annoying one i think to do even hush is not as annoying because a hush like you can still you don't have to cut off the deal with the devil path mega satan in order to reliably do you have to cut it off and you're just like oh fuck alright you got you got a structure whole run around that one thing yeah exactly i'm not a huge fan of that but you know it's fun i guess i just wish they could have set it up for rebirth like that it worked already exactly like if you'd already done it now that's a good damage item gelatinous flop
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turns your thoughts into text though. i'm saying that the technology is technically there even if it's not with them. it's a hypothetical we're very close to what seems like actual magic. that is one thing we agree on right now. it's very close to actual magic. i don't know. yes, i would agree with that as well. um the funk is nick talking about just listen there are words in there that make a lot of sense you just got to pay attention to him
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and you're like, i wanna die in space. that's one thing. just to be like, well if i i'm like, you know, 24, if i die, at least i die in space. like that... i mean, you gotta look at the silver lining, you know? you are it's an it's an optional thing! it's sort of romanticizing that you'll somehow be able to appreciate it after you don't exist. which you won't. well, not really. but, you know, at least i'll have some sort of a legacy. it's putting too much emphasis on the legacy. oh!
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in the us now they're moving toward it just being exclusively an online thing. they're definitely pushing for people to do it online. i'm not sure if they're not sweet though. yeah, it's easy like you just just well, i'm just thinking for people that don't have the internet for one reason or another don't use computers or like elderly people like that could be a bit of a problem
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which is funny, because that's the name of the game. but it's not really a game, unless... what's the other thing? you bring temperance cards to like the secret room in the chest and then you get something out of it? that's like the other trick to do. if you bring wheel of fortune down. yeah, wheel of fortune, that's the one. wait, what up? it's a free item. it's a free item, josh. you can't mess around with that. wheel of fortune's a free item? it's a free item if you bring it down. if you bring it to the chest. yes. downtown. yep. why is it a free item? i don't know why, but... it's just like a weird quirk.
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oh that sucks, you have to like artificially stop yourself. it's like, if that's the worst thing about my life i'm living a pretty good existence right now so i'm not gonna complain about it. i'm mostly just trying to assuage chad for being like, you know, oh that was a terrible decision. mostly i'm just waiting for josh to lose so i can make my death look like an accident. or for josh to win either as well. so i can make my death look like an accident and we can move on to playing some of the duck game, one of 2015's hottest indie jams.
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cloud cam is silly not stupid. i take it what's the stupidest thing then definitely the 50 hour stream 52 hours? yeah, well i tend to take a couple hours off for the times when josh was sleeping you were sleeping too for quite a bit of it. i wasn't the one streaming was i? i just left a lot. it's like 20 years nugget stream i don't know if we're ready to commit a timestamp to this sucker yet. i
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there might be something illegal accidentally about calling you like a professional chartered accountant so i apologize for that. i think it's one of those things where like, you know, if you're like on the internet you have to say i'm not a lawyer before you give law advice or you could actually go to jail or something. anyway. i don't know if that's a real thing. don't quote me on that. i'm not a lawyer. it's probably the whole thing about the cops saying like they have to reveal they're a cop before they can arrest you or something like.
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i believed in myself after his pep talk. i actually agree with another person in chat who said, okay if not for the bun thing then what it should be is if you have to order it in multiple amounts then it's a slider. like if the average adult would order more than one of them then i think it counts as a slider. alright so the double cheeseburger, the two cheeseburgers and the mcdonald's menu? oh my god. oh my god that move. that is a single burger.
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