Quotes about “If he wakes up fucked”
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4655.940
based? yeah, i mean it is kind of fucked up. imagine if like we had a human to groundhog translator and they were like, we wake you up for a fucking what? you know punxsutawney phil, he has like a fucking midsummer surreal moment every time. bro goes to sleep on like december 1st, wakes up two months later, there's a motherfucker in like a top hat that picks him up and holds him out simba style in front of like a thousand people and then like they all go,
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2007.52
well, okay, chivoli's the exception. chivoli doesn't get to choose what he wakes up if he wants to play games with us though, because like, i mean it sucks but he's in new zealand. this shit is like, i don't know, it's like 14 hours off or something. that's just fucked up. it's not really his fault. he's a victim. i'm a night owl who clocks in at 7am. speak on that a little. oh, i really thought that would be it.
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1364.540
based? yeah, i mean it is kind of fucked up. imagine if like we had a human to groundhog translator and they were like, we wake you up for a fucking what? you know punxsutawney phil, he has like a fucking mid summer surreal moment every time. bro goes to sleep on like december 1st, wakes up two months later, there's a motherfucker in like a top hat that picks him up and holds him out simba style in front of like a thousand people and then like they all go,
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