Quotes about “Ice cream sample”
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2423.00
as soon as i did it, and i was quick about it too, as soon as i did it, there was like a, the microphone came on, an announcement, and it was like, we're screwed! and i was like, oh fuck, i'm out! i gotta run! get out! gnomed core, thank you as well. but, you know, it's bullshit, you can go to like, an ice cream shop, and be like, hey, give me a sample of chocolate ice cream. and then, yeah, actually i'll take, i'll take pralines and cream.
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1974.00
i don't know like i i'll tell you straight up. i took my daughter to the ice cream parlor this weekend i did not have the same feeling that i would have if i got blue mousse chocolate fudge bites. i learned my lesson i didn't just order for her. i said hey, why don't we take a sample of that? mango pudding flavor i gave the spoon to my daughter she gave me she went like this which means it's good and i said i'll take a kid's scoop of mango pudding and i'll take a grown up scoop of muscadine. i know you're saying what's muscadine i don't know fucking chocolate and
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1594.50
it's because my gut is all messed up, man. i gotta give a stool sample to the laboratory, but i can't just produce a stool sample on command so when i, you know, when the sun's up i gotta make hay and then i gotta put the hay in the damn fridge. this is perfect. i'm not just doing it out of, you know, for sport. this is like a serious issue. just make sure you don't eat it accidentally. trust me. they don't put ice cream in a plastic cup.
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813.42
i get accused of being judgmental, and i believe that i am judgmental. but i think the thing is, you're also, like, as judgmental as me, you're just not as good at it. like, why are you ragging on people for wearing a shirt with the name of a place that they've been on it? that's, like, very... within the spectrum of human behavior, that's beyond normal. it's extremely common. my ass is more getting rankled by people that, like, go to an ice cream store, and they're like, hey, can i get a sample of tahitian vanilla? and i'm like,
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886.72
he's gonna barrel me. i'm gonna bait the barrel. that's free blood as far as i'm concerned. yeah, leatherface, leatherface, get him, get him, get him, get him. no, i'm gonna, because he might double back and go for the door. that should be leatherface's kill without a doubt. i feel like someone's getting chopped up here and that's wonderful news for us. and a disconnected. we got a gravity assist on that one for sure. the rule at my ice cream shop, if you take a sample of something,
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922.64
you have to order something you sampled. you don't get to take three samples and then order something that you didn't sample before, okay? i'm not suggesting if you take one sample, you're locked in. you can take up to three ice cream samples, but your full order must be the best of the three things that you sampled. you don't get to be like, give me a bunch of free ice cream and then i'm just gonna take the usual. you're wasting everybody's time, okay?
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6374.74
okay, but what about the free samples? i don't like the free samples. they go like free samples on food that is like not interesting. they're like, hey, would you like the free sample orange juice? and i'm just like, i don't want orange juice to taste like, i don't need a free sample of that. or like they're like, hey, would you like a free sample of like this trail mix? and i'm like, it's just nuts. you know, like there's never like a, would you like a sample of like japanese mochi? japanese mochi ice cream? pocky?
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2819.76
i get accused of being judgmental and i believe that i am judgmental. but i think the thing is, you're also like as judgmental as me, you're just not as good at it. like why are you ragging on people for wearing a shirt with the name of a place that they've been on it? that's like very within the spectrum of human behavior, that's beyond normal. it's extremely common. my ass is more getting rankled by people that like go to an ice cream store and they're like, hey, can i get a sample of tahitian vanilla? and i'm like,
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2849.38
lil bro, you don't know what vanilla ice cream tastes like? we all know you're gonna order the salted caramel anyway, so like why are you making the lineup take so long to get through? i have... maybe this might strike you as an insane take. i wouldn't... here's my rule. my ice cream shop would go out of business. i'm glad that i'm not in an ice cream store. my... the rule at my ice cream shop, if you take a sample of something,
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2877.04
you have to order something you sampled. you don't get to take three samples and then order something that you didn't sample before, okay? i'm not suggesting if you take one sample you're locked in. you can take up to three ice cream samples but your full order must be the best of the three things that you sampled.
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6265.76
we got cactus clubs over here as well, okay? you can go to a brown social house in vancouver. no disrespect, victoria. oh, we have island farms dairy. you can get a tour where they give you a sample of the ice cream fresh. okay, congrats for you. congrats for you. you got a lovely bit of ambiance in the christmas season as well. nova scotia? now listen, you've made a mistake. everybody else was wrong. or was right and i was wrong. but this time you fucked up because you can definitely drive to nova scotia. bridgeless.
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1410.40
a deli or a pink berry, frozen yogurt, ice cream, etc. etc. they might not tell you not to get more or that you're not allowed to get more but if there's people behind you there should be like a... i would say a two free sample limit. i'm willing to debate, okay? bloodshot eye, how about that? maybe some people are gonna be like one, maybe some people are gonna be like three.
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2095.80
i don't know, like i... i'll tell you straight up. i took my daughter to the ice cream parlor this weekend. i did not have the same feeling that i would have if i got blue moose chocolate fudge bites. i learned my lesson. i didn't just order for her. i said, hey, why don't we take a sample of that mango pudding flavor? i gave the spoon to my daughter. she gave me a... she went like this, which means it's good. and i said, i'll take a kid's scoop of mango pudding and i'll take a grown up scoop of muscadine. i know you're saying, what's muscadine? i don't know, fucking chocolate and...
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1799.94
we got cactus clubs over here as well, okay? you can go to a brown social house in vancouver. no disrespect, victoria. oh, we have island farms dairy. you can get a tour where they give you a sample of the ice cream fresh. okay, congrats for you. congrats for you. you got a lovely bit of ambiance in the christmas season as well. nova scotia? now listen, you've made a mistake. everybody else was wrong. or was right and i was wrong. but this time you fucked up because you can definitely drive to nova scotia. bridgeless.
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