Quotes about “Ice cream”
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969.68
i think some of you, maybe not all, but some of you are worried about like fantasy situations that have never come to pass in reality. or you're driving like a cement mixer to pick up your groceries, like i don't know. soul of cain always interesting. these are bad though. where else would i store them? i mean, i get you gotta keep it in the you gotta keep them moving. otherwise the ice cream will melt. i think if you use soul of cain in here, you actually like start the big crunch of the universe.
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somebody hitting the gritty after getting an ace in in valorant. oh, that's i wouldn't debase myself watching that kind of content it's all bad. that's the point man. if we wanted good stuff, we'd be you know cooking with the criterion collection right now. favorite ice cream flavor? i'm a calculated runtime sort of guy
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just say vanilla. vanilla is not my favorite flavor. i would stock vanilla in my house, but there is no shot that i'm gonna be stocking, i'm gonna be taking vanilla from the store. just because vanilla is so readily available at like every four year old's birthday party with the like square container of neapolitan ice cream.
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we had oreos. i'm gonna give them a 7 out of 10. the problem for me, i like oreo. oreo is a good cookie. but mixed in with the ice cream, you don't really get the value of the cream anymore. it kind of gets lost in the over dairyness of it. but the cookie crumbs themselves are great. smarties, 4 out of 10 blizzard. now you got to remember this is canada smarties. so these are kind of like m&ms but flatter.
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3436.60
the reese's peanut butter cup blizzard goes crazy. this is by the way, i don't know if dan's still here, this is what i mean when i tell people i'm 90s maxing. i'm done, man. i'm not booting up my smartphone in my own city and going, best ice cream in vancouver and then reading 50 ranks. so this one's a 7.43 out of 10 and then this one's, they've got great gluten. we're going to the dairy queen. we're getting a snack size blizzard. maybe we're getting the dilly bar to take home or something like that.
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i respect the local dairy queen franchisee. i don't think that we should discriminate against her just because she doesn't know how to make her own ice cream. she served a great function to the community by bringing a dairy queen into the place of commerce. i appreciate it. yeah, but she doesn't get it. she didn't come up with her own tahitian vanilla recipe. are you listening to yourself? are you being serious? are you smoking crack right now? we're all on this blue marble together, okay? we gotta get along.
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1973.900
you're doing how much damage? seven damage. devastating that we lose a fairy in a jar on this, but you know what? we didn't use it. we didn't lose it. we used it. please, please draw an attack. my favorite, an attack. okay, we lived. chandelier on our third turn. we could go insane. i'm gonna say it, bro. cosmic indifference is the straw that stirs the drink here. i would like to pay 200 gold and get ice cream. it seems like it's maybe like the best relic in the game.
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2049.140
play sovereign blade because it's like the most expensive. end glitterstream because it's expensive. then things that cost one. kingly punch gets a kill. charge has more than enough candidates to work on. there's nine damage coming out. we have ice cream, which means we don't have to play anything. i think by sheer force of will we might have pulled this one. and a little bit of luck, but sheer force of will we might have pulled this one back a little bit.
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2083.980
cosmic indifference, meteor shower. cosmic indifference, crush under. cosmic indifference, kingly punch. okay, i mean that sets up an incredible turn. start with the meteor shower, then the crush under. kingly punch takes out the trash. reptile trinket for extra strength when you use potions. definitely feels, we don't need it. we don't need orbit with ice cream. we can just manage our ice cream budget. crazy sentence. 20 damage.
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is it worth 2 energy to knock you out? i mean we have ice cream, it feels like it's not but there i go doing it. now 32 damage while you're vulnerable. i'm gonna stop you right there. we obviously drew the worst hand that anybody's ever seen. we will simply play as much as we need to play to keep our energy budget going strong. cosmic indifference back, a kingly punch.
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don't charge, save your energy. because we would have charged a kingly punch, which might not have been the wrong play, but it's not the play i want to do. cosmic indifference back, crush under, cosmic indifference back, taking no damage, then i'll hit you for six. you can see ice cream is smoothing us out bigly, man.
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a glitter stream and a cosmic indifference. and then you're doing 24 damage, we have 25 block. what a coincidence, man. we actually have 29 block. meteor shower is really big. glitter stream again. we do need to play one more block, unfortunately. devastating. gotta remember we have ice cream. like, i think dumping those strikes is still the right idea just to get them closer while they're vulnerable, but certainly not something we have to do. 6 energy. do me a favor.
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you can be mad if you want to be mad. i just don't think that's the play for us. we have ice cream, so i'm not playing a sovereign blade just to play it. it's just not gonna happen. now void form, always interesting. crush under is obviously incredible here. if you're gonna play void form, it pretty much has to be right now. so i think you've figured out where i stand on that one. definitely rest before the boss. but otherwise, feeling pretty good, man.
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408.66
yeah, this is good. we actually didn't lose as much hp as i thought we would and we got like the the poison march is ridiculous here so we need we need enablers like we need a catalyst for example that would be a big one relics that work there apply vulnerable to enemies at the start of combat bane is fine here we need to be careful because we don't want to hue too much to the poison archetype and then ice cream is so good
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2614.66
start to just crush you i think? like the energy here doesn't matter because we just we don't have ice cream so we're gonna take quite the hit here it's good because we've chosen not to fight the elite on the next path because we're gonna go straight to the shop instead to spend our extremely hard earned winnings but the see the thing is i'd like to enable a discard if possible i'd like to enable a discard though because of this guy man. this is like actually bad um
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i would rather kill you to get the draw and the energy off of gremlinhorn. i don't really like the idea of discarding just for the sake of discarding here to gain energy that we can't use. we can get ice cream as a different story, but we're clearly gonna make it through this fight just fine. skewer just gives us the win if we were able to get it. just an terrible start for this one. please stop adding wounds to my deck. the noxious dream is gonna kill you, but it's gonna be agonizingly long for the both of us here.
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seem right? like i don't know that's a question to you guys does that seem right like they come out with pokemon every new pokemon game they come out sells the previous even though typically it's just a few different monsters like... actually this new pokemon they got rid of all the pokemon before and created all new ones i don't know. and they all suck. they all suck. on the topic... garbage monster, ice cream monster. on the topic of uh
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goes kind of hard, huh? i and a klein and not music. okay how does this one go all classical music sounds like the same in my head until i hear the first note and then i'm like ice cream commercial car commercial movie cartoon. i can't get some sacks. give me five. give me four sacks how do you earn turds sorry remind me tomorrow windows okay a lot of dupes in here glenn miller that's a chase rare though
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to make fun of my death, but i did add some stipulations. one is you can only make fun of my death and have my permission, because at the end of the day, i don't really control what you say. but if it's funny, if i die in a hilarious way, you can make fun of it right away. if i slip and fall into an ice cream maker and get turned into ice cream, then yeah, i'd be like, i would want you to make fun of me.
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oh, 111. 112. i should have known. i should have known he's never seen a 113. he's never seen a 113 and he never fucking will, man. stupid. short stories about robots by harlan ellison. i have no mouth and i must scream. i have mouth and ice cream. classic. classic image macro, man. not all social media was bad, okay?
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a lot of the on aggregate it was bad, but every once in a while the cream rose to the top. i have mouth and ice cream. smiling face is a good one. 20th century philosophers and scientists that were murdered in 1989. co intel pro targets left wing populism in the united states. is this fred hampton? it's huey newton.
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1029.06
this is incredible. in the winter time, if you don't wear a hat, and you don't have hair on your head, your head gets friggin' cold, dude. like, extremely cold. to the point where you can actually, you know, brain freeze that you get from like eating ice cream too fast. you can get that, but just due to coldness. like, due to the weather. so you kinda got it. and then in the summer time, they don't teach you this at baldness camp either. if you sweat, sweat until you can't sweat no more.
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i don't want to waste my two feet juice, but i also... i'm just gonna go on to the ice cream. i don't want to waste my two feet. so hey ryan. yeah. the shrine. does that get instantly used? yes. for a gold or an hp. why are there so many of these purple thingies? there's been a lot of devices. yeah.
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without realizing that it's pushing them? you gotta cone proof your house. i do have to cone proof my house. i don't even know how to do it though. like, i don't know what kind of shape counters cone. ice cream shape. dude, everything's got to be spherical, you're absolutely right.
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