Quotes about “I'm drunk right now”
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4799.04
no, no, it's gone. you can't stop it there. the story is like more problematic if you stop it. i forgot, i forgot. i respect him because this is how i feel when i'm drunk and he goes, are we okay fucking idiot? and it's like, okay, well, i'm good. i guess it's evil to make people laugh now. well, yeah, you know, you're you and elon musk, right? you want to bring comedy back? i'm not an ex anymore. i don't know what that means.
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1385.66
it's like if i'm silly right now damn must be drunk all the time. what? you know it's really good to do what? oh yeah
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1126.70
surge pricing is basically like the logical endpoint of supply and demand. it's... pardon me. it's new year's eve. lots of people are drunk and want to get home. we're gonna charge 40% more for our ride because there's a lot of demand right now. i'm not actually against it. i'm just saying like, you know, without being needlessly cynical that is kind of like the exact purpose of it. so moviepass is like, it's like uber for movies.
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i mean, i might be a yuppie. i'm kind of straddling the line. you're a yuppie, yeah. yeah, i'll take it. i'll live with it. i've had times where like i've gotten drunk and i'm like, people will be like, what do you want to listen to? and i'm like, you got to put on this cool g rap song where he talks about killing a dude in a taxi cab. that's not cool at all. and then like, never once have i been like, i gotta hear mariah carey's all i want for christmas is you right now. not only do i have to hear it, but other people have to hear me hearing it. that's too far. that's a bridge too, too low. yeah.
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2484.96
that's so funny i thought it would always do last place. oh, i'm sorry. i had the best odds. it was a good good play no, that's stupid. are you drunk? it's actually this is unfun. i'm not having fun right now good one i'll turn your blue spaces dirty coins like that. yeah damn
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rock lee, evil knievel, rock lee evil knievel. that's what this is right now, rock lee evil knievel. kinda. except i'm not playing. yeah. now there is evil knievel. you're not doing enough loop de loops, i think that would increase everyone's happiness. back in university, my friend and i used to play these skill games, and whoever would get the furthest, the other person would have to take a shot. oh, i like that. so i've got some drunk muscle memory for the ball game here.
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keeper drunk right now with triple shot and cursed eye the 10 rate of fire it actually feels like i'm firing like an uzi right now i mean i wouldn't know what that feels like to be fair but i imagine you know from all the hip hop that i listen to it goes grrrrrat something like that skrrrrit i don't know how to make those noises i've tried it's it's just embarrassing
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please place the flag on my car. there you go. we can no longer be stressed. we get a discount at gas stations. put me back in. phrasing. ace of beer gets you happy and drunk. what else you got? car jack allows you to switch tires anywhere. i can't afford any of this stuff. are you crazy? full repair is 10 bucks. honestly, the car is like, it's chilling right now. i think we're fine. i guess i'm just gonna go sleep on the road.
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or he invented one of the currents and then everything else i know about him is from drunk history. yo, when you go on jeopardy and that's final jeopardy. i'm telling you right now, that actually happens. you need to find out. don't don't let this opportunity pass by. i need you to find out which is which. not today, not tomorrow. but before you go on, jeff, do the current jeopardy champion is he's actually like the greatest jeopardy player of all time.
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1978.04
yeah, and then i could smash it over somebody's head if they tried to pass me on the board and then they just bleed out or just drink up get drunk. yeah, that's normally step zero for me when i'm playing mario party anyway but since we're since i'm technically working right now what's up with your hand movement there looks like you're jerking off when you say that it's not a bad thing necessarily oh this fucking game
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