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1302.60
hit him with the strongest attacks that we have. now i am gonna play self repair, it's just to get it out of my system, really. like, he's perfectly taking a turn to remove his debuffs here, which is very nice for me. um... i was just trying to exhaust self repair basically is what i'm getting at. now, this would take all of our buffers, but that's not necessarily bad, i think. let's try to block it, like if we could block one of them, i'd consider that acceptable. so we're only losing one buffer.
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1803.38
we get hit for seven. we should never be hit again. this is totally okay. so we are... oh, so good. we are kind of waiting on a self repair maybe. i mean he literally cannot hurt me anymore. so just make sure you play self repair first if it shows up. i'm not being like cute about it. he literally can't hurt us. we have three buffers. okay, now that self repair is played first, nothing he can do can hurt us.
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2200.64
i will add one colorless card to my deck because i am a coward and i think apotheosis is an acceptable choice and then immediately i'm gonna save myself one energy, and this is it this is our deck for ascension level 10 on the defect. buffers are important you know what? we want to play less than three cards. we would like to get some lightning out there how do you like that? stopwatch works for us
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2635.04
because we're on 14 block from horncleed. that's not what we wanted to draw, but it might mean actually that the orbs can't steal it, which bizarrely might be for the best. but this allows us to have 16 block, which really makes... i was worried we'd lose two of the buffers just like to the 8x2, but we're actually at exactly the right amount of block, which is like a beautiful thing. so i'm not going to complain about that.
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2664.32
now, creative ai is another one we don't want to lose, but electro is more important right now. the biased, i could take it or leave it for the time being. i mean, i'm not losing these buffers for nothing. they're too valuable. so let's start with this doubled up glacier. and with two energy remaining, i mean, it's a simple choice. do you play melter or do you play strike? i think 14 is more than 9, so i'm going to play melter. i'm a different kind of beast like that. now, you're going to start hitting pretty hard.
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2694.44
doubled up electro, we could use the damage burst this turn. so yeah, let's double up on electro. let's summon six lightning. now you're spitting the creative ai back into my hand. i'm zapping you. i'm hologramming and then hoping to bring back something like a glacier because at this point all we need to do is keep these buffers alive. and if we keep the buffers alive, like cancel christmas.
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3496.42
justin timberlake voice 30 black. you know what i'm talking about? yeah, yeah. say what you will about justin timberlake. he's got a voice. he does and i am having a hard time matching it. we already have 30 block you should just hit 30 block and six damage for one. there you go. and now i'm with four buffers like
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3731.24
so like i'm happy to play six cards a turn. and i mean it's over, we're gonna win. we have too much. we got too much blocking you. thunder strike is already hitting you pretty hard. two more buffers. four more buffers! it's over man! i would play four cards for sure. that's a good card. this is energy next turn so i feel like it pays for itself.
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444.48
anchor which is actually proving to be a surprisingly valuable relic for us right now. we have nine block reset. yeah, actually very close to death now the deck is good i think it has no finisher yet. i will take a leap because i turned one down earlier i'm going to err on the side of being a little bit reckless we're going to double buffers value and i think the way that i would want to play buffer is legitimately and i'm going to pop this right off the bat soon. it's turn one i
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481.02
so what we want to do, ideally, is block one huge attack with buffer. we might not... actually, he's definitely going to split next turn. so we should just smack him, which is my own idiocy. but on the bright side, we still have two buffers remaining, so i think there's really good value to be had there. so maybe i'm getting bent out of shape about something that doesn't make any sense.
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511.46
yeah, like we're set. we're taking no damage. we have two buffers. we're doing damage, keeping the deck strong. this time it might be slightly different. eleven. i mean, we're not gonna get to sixteen block. i think you just play one of these instead then. or like, we're not gonna get to sixteen extra block, i mean to say. so we lose a buffer. but this guy is like, he's in for a world of hurt. mostly because he's dead. easy fight! i'm glad we took the upgrade. i mean, how could we say that this is bad when we still have a buffer active right now?
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2038.98
i really wanted that to hit you, but life goes on, okay? so the buffers are being used here. i'm glad you didn't take runic. you know what? i think i'm glad i didn't take runic as well. i think you're right on that one. we still have time for a doubled self repair. i'm actually, if anything, can i be honest with you? i'm kind of wary about killing you too quickly. i'm willing to exhaust a pen nib and then just kind of stall, man.
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2269.42
upgrade a card every turn, but the buffers have got to be upgraded. it's nice. and then your other buffer gets upgraded. that's a huge get, especially if my ass, oh, i have all my maori. you're so fucking right. and i'm so sorry. launch it. hang on, hang on. i just ran into hocktua in runescape. no, you didn't. okay. i hate to be the guy to tell you this.
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1880.24
no, i don't want to remove curses. i want the points. i think we got a chance to be like top 150 today that's that's as comfortable as i'm willing to go now we actually should pop the potions. i think just to just to get our hp back so let's think we obviously have two buffers, so we need to put up a
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2699.30
see your block later. i don't want to be rendered weak. it does take a card away. where's my... i need buffer! dude, i need buffer! this isn't funny, dude! you're gonna get in trouble! don't lose this one at the final moment at the terminus of greatness. that'll be interesting next turn. dude, i don't know. this is a weird one. all my storms are at the bottom of the deck. that's alright. we still got buffers remaining. i mean, not here. don't be ridiculous. you can only play four cards. i think i know what i'm playing.
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2899.64
admittedly, that's like a rich get richer situation skim i rarely take it unless i'm rolling a zero cost build so i'd probably be inclined to give it a two but i do under rate draw to begin with oh i clicked off the screen again static discharge is a very interesting one. i will give this a four even though i don't take it that often why what buffers it up to that point. well, it's extremely great
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2086.16
what the heck happened? they added new animals? okay, we know we gotta put popcorn. it really, it can't go on you unless i move you back. well what are you, from the same tier, tier four, tier two? i'm gonna do it on you and i'll just move you back. i'm okay with that. i think you gotta take a stegosaurus on this one, right? let's take a stegosaurus that buffers our vulture
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1419.34
i'm gonna choose not to play it, but it could give us some buffers, so... there's always the chance that it's the right idea. but it's a spooky decision. i feel lucky that we don't have to make it, because that's a highly cursed situation to be in. that was a decent fight for a fight we had to take. do it in motion chip? sure, it can be fine.
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2015.36
mean bronze scales is now we cauldron does nothing so the only thing here that saves you maybe is creative ai and i'm gonna just in the off chance we managed to hold it together i'm gonna cut another strike because we can't do anything with the potions we're gonna be at 24 hp. i'm gonna need a heck of a lot of creative ai buffers to make it happen but dude who knows okay? we're gonna play bias cognition a couple of good reasons one is if we don't play bias cognition and
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1806.10
i think i would rather get rid of a strike because we'll just pay one hp to get rid of our curses when they show up i was thinking about this, but i don't think we need it, and i don't think we need a second sunder. i loop we're not really building frost focus even though. we just took a focus card. i think we're good to leave i will gain the gold and i'm happy to do so we really want buffers the question is no you know what start here i
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2329.54
follow it with a self repair then a little cool headed okay. it's still not bad still not bad i'm gonna give them a little strike will do me gloomy dramatic, and i mean hey, it's not a lot of damage return one but you know i don't really have anything else to say it's just not a lot of damage for turn one i'm a little disappointed. give me a little hello world buffers pretty good. we might want to play that i'm thinking you go oh
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