Quotes about “I’m not ready”
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6197.760
moms knife. witcher's knife, fast short critical damage plus 50. that's interesting. i guess i'll try this. i'm ready. oh yeah. gonna be crit'n every minute. this is just uh... this is disgusting. is it? the amount of which i'm going to town on these guys. boy, i chopped his limbs all up. nice, nice! support move. got 22. that's not enough for these. eh. yeah.
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7551.480
got vanka nights. i know they're called. yes, we're called. we're vancouver. it's not vanka night what the heck is that your vanka night? that's like a that's like a saturday morning cartoon show from the early 90s well, thank you guys are coming that's a that's sick. do you have any idea what you're doing me? you probably explain the game ah? yeah, when we're ready. i'm not trying to rush you know that you try to knock people down oh
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1410.720
yeah, i mean like come in the case ready to go. yes that was in the case i felt my own before and i had like some really quirky problems not similar to what you have like mine i would start my computer up and this is still the case in the computer in the other room and half the time the monitors don't don't come on. oh wow, and i have to keep restarting it until finally the computer talks to the monitors so i mean, i'm not
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9168.100
yeah. i'm ready. nl, no audience. maybe there's no audience allowed for this one. yeah, maybe. there might not be an audience allowed for this one. also, my computer's probably gonna crash in about ten minutes, so... yeah, that's a good point. we should probably just go for it for now. alright, six seconds left, rob. oh, shit! okay, okay, okay. send. alright, we did it.
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well, i can't read it either. so i'm gonna need you guys to join within like five seconds of me saying it. so you ready? okay. i'm ready. nick, are you ready? yep. all right. three, two, one, go. wvgx. in. one more. yeah, start. woo! yay! woo! somebody said this is not the bomb game. that's a lie. this is different from the bomb game. oh, yeah. he's thinking to keep talking. yeah.
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9844.760
too easy. alright, alright, alright. interesting. that one was easy. i think we're ready for some real tests. okay, yes, please. i'm super ready, let's do this. don't smash the computer. do you have that? no, it's not yet. oh, i don't have anything. i'll say parmesan when we're ready. okay. alright, shut up. okay, we need to communicate is what he's saying. not our strong suit. oh no, here's a bomb.
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5008.840
i believe it makes you damage things better, but i don't really know. that's the one thing i'm still not totally filled in. i'm freaking dead! i was going pretty well too. alright, alright. if anyone in chat wants to really spell out gem high for me, i'd kind of appreciate that actually. alright, you ready? yeah. g? i like that joke better when you don't even take it to the next logical step.
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get away from me! aha! i saw it coming! you can't get in through there. i don't like it. i don't like what you did there. that's not fair, i had you mind controlled. oh... oh god. wow. i'm not ready. wait, what just happened? he turned you into him! yeah. is that not good? i got you into my side. oh, fuck off, mister. josh, you handed out few wins! ha! whatcha doing?
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6322.940
alright, i'm off and rolling. you guys ready? uh, you guys can go ahead. i'll start in a couple seconds. yeah, i've got about 30 seconds left, i think. i missed you guys! it's been a while. yeah, indeed. i missed you too. the, uh... the ireland was real. and the broken computer was real. oh! what? is this a real donation machine? excuse me? i i just hit a button in the cur you'll see. alright. what's the seed? wait, i'm not gonna get one. cuz it's seeded. well, you might not get one.
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maybe you've missed out on a crucial devil deal or something. there are some of those! krampus. did you reroll krampus's head? i did not, i did not have a charge ready. that hurts real bad, i think. what was in there? death's touch. i like that item. yeah, that's like... it's doing a lot of good stuff right now. guess i'm gonna take celtic cross, cause i need health. i didn't even see that item.
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chad, are you ready for my master plan? what is that freaking garbanzo bean? i'm the world's smartest man. i just went through the whole set of re rolls for this guillotine to see what i wanted. i don't get it. don't blow up. don't blow up. what is this garbanzo bean? are there really more beans? what is this garbanzo bean? mega bean. gives you a giga fart. ah, it's like a really large fart. i kinda wish all the fart items didn't exist. i don't really like any of them. yeah. yeah, you're not wrong.
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5032.720
it's not in the middle. where should i put my camera for this game? you'll have, if you put the game on the far right or far left, you'll have like a space where you can put your camera in the corner for sure. or i think you can just put it in the bottom right corner. i think the ui is on the bottom left. okay. that... either way, it's not going to cover the screen either way, right? yeah, true. that's doable. okay, controls. i'm ready. okay, so i did right trigger for run.
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there's a prison architect part in fallout. nobody got time for that. you have to plant like a bunch of melons and gourds. i hate gourds. yeah, you know, right? and then you're like, i need to plant more gourds but the lady won't harvest them because they're not ready so you go to sleep for like four days, wait for the gourds to grow and then i'm like, man, nuclear bombs went off like two days ago. what am i fucking around with these gourds for? thornforge is terrifying. what's going on, dusty canadian?
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i hate like rocket league sometimes because like if you ever touch the mouse it's all like you want to play with mouse forever right? i'm like no. yeah you're like come on man it's 2015. are you joining my group or? i did didn't i? i was just waiting for ads. yeah you did. just waiting for ads to finish. okay. bear's clearly not. there's no need to defend yourself she says. alright that's fair. cait you gotta get on rumbler? i would i would pay you to see that. alright let's do this i'm ready.
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senor stassybottom, hit ready and then zillari. zillari's chopping this shit up into a montage he's gonna put up on his youtube channel. i'm gonna put my fist up his youtube channel. because i like the idea that your shithole is the youtube channel. you're active. square ball. there's a square ball, boost him out, recharge it slow. but it still is better than not slow. so it behaves like a cardboard box.
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it's amazing. what is the host, dude? does that guard me from bombs? i don't know. guys, i still don't know what this item does. yeah, it's explosion damage. doesn't hurt you anymore. yeah. okay, well that's pretty freaking sweet. yeah, it's not bad. take that. i kept waiting for it to pop up the first time i found it. yeah, same here. i was like, okay, you know, we've had our fun, but when does this shit pop up? i'm ready. it's like those little tentacles that never do anything, but you expect them to. but holding still pays, man. like, come on.
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yeah, i'm thinking about tomorrow all right, well shotguns about to appear. hope you're ready. i'm freddy oh my god no one died yet. oh god come on. you're my face. this is not hannibal oh
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yeah. and i'm gonna invite you guys, i'm gonna give you the code. are you ready for the code? absolutely. b, are you, is everybody ready for the code? not yet, no. my chat, i put a bunch of codes in the chat and they're like, wait, i thought this was free, why are you putting codes in the chat?
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you take everything at a pace that's like we're not gonna die someday. no, we are definitely gonna die someday. i'm ready for your code now. oh, no, i'm not ready. okay. here's the code. it's 2 1 3 3 6. i did it. aw yeah, now i can play as elf lady. 2... 1... here's a bow? 3... 2 1 3 3 6. there we go.
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no, i lived through that sneeze. oh, okay good. didn't live through that though. i'm ready. put me in coach. put me in coach carter. i've been approaching student athletics with a renewed focus on academic rigor. that's a joke about the film coach carter. i liked it, yeah. i was into it. oh. it's not really a film, it's more like a philosophy. that's true. woo! i'm ready. woo! hey!
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i was busy explaining my dumb idea. we're old people who want the approval of kids and all the kids want the approval of old people so it's like a grass is greener type situation for your whole life. i don't think so man, i'm looking forward to being like 35 years old. it's really not that far away. why? no! i'm ready. why not man? well i guess yeah it's a good attitude but also like what's the what's happening at 35? at 35 you get the full dad bod.
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i'm worried about the wild card. i hope it doesn't get as crazy as it did before. but, i just got another white card for some reason. i'm not sure where it came from. nothing happened. tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. oh right, i gotta grab this. tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. don't tickle us. tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. is there a cat in front of you? we're all ready. i'm picking the cat's nose. get this shit out of here. okay.
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alright, do you mind if i go first, bear? not at all. alright, so i'm gonna start here in a second once i get chat up and the timer ready and formalize what i'm gonna do for my argument.
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