Quotes about “I’m not even reading your message”
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i'm certainly not reading your message, but it does remind me i need to find a way to get reddit to not serve me shit from r slash the last of us because i didn't care the first time i care even fucking less the second time who gives a shit. holy fuck who fucking cares? jesus christ
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last message. do you not rapidly shag your dishes in a mass before humping them in a... i'm not even reading these words because i don't know what they are. this is flycatcher weekly. cold showers made my wife like me. she yaddle on my saber till i yoda. lax is a bloated house scape. shaving ryan's privates. i can't. none of these, these are good messages. you shouldn't, listen, not every
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the visuals, which are 20% of the score, are an 8.41. what the hell are you talking about, man? the closer you get to an objective review, the further away you get from god's light. meat loaving cat, i'm not even reading your message because i saw you get banned in dan's chat today and then get unbanned. so i already know you're on one, okay? you already, your bubble shield got popped in dan's chat. so there's no way, i saw that you typed it and you pasted it. i'm not reading the message. your bubble shield's popped. you're one tapped.
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i did get a long sword, but i'm not gonna use that. i'm gonna stick with my scimitar for now. try drake. i'm not even sure what that necessarily means, but i'm playing this on xbox, man. there's no uncharted here. i'll go into this room. there should be some more holos in here. sometimes these guys will drop armor, but honestly you're pretty good with your starting armor, even as far as the end of the game. later on, you can actually upgrade. thanks, i was reading your message and i almost got killed. later on, you can actually upgrade your armor. in fact, very soon, actually, you'll be able to upgrade your armor.
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i'm certainly not reading your message, but it does remind me i need to find a way to get reddit to not serve me shit from r slash the last of us because i didn't care the first time i care even fucking less the second time who gives a shit. holy fuck who fucking cares? jesus christ, i don't know if it's good or bad. i just wish that people would shut up about it man.
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okay, last message. do you not rapidly shag your dishes in a mass before humping them in a... i'm not even reading these words because i don't know what they are. this is flycatcher weekly. cold showers made my wife like me. she yaddle on my saber till i yoda. lax is a bloated hellscape. shaving ryan's privates. i can't. none of these, these are good messages. you shouldn't, listen.
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