Quotes about “I’m drunk now denzel”
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left side is more evil. i'm drunk right now? were you guys fucking with me yesterday? i was in a vulnerable state. were you fucking with me yesterday when you said that my denzel had gotten better? because i know the frank underwood impression that we did was high fidelity, top of the line, kevin spacey, original netflix programming.
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tell me where the break is. sorry, that was probably true. the break there is no break! that's the thing, it's just it's one stick. it's like a train. all the way down means we're going fast forward, all the way back means we're going backwards. i'm drunk right now. were you guys fucking with me yesterday? i was in a vulnerable state. were you fucking with me yesterday when you said that my denzel had gotten better?
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i said god help me. no, that one was not it. i was drunk. that i was dr i said god help me. we'll figure it out. it's gone? no, no, no. temporarily. that doesn't really work. now they will tell you you cannot do a denzel impression on stream. i'm here to say rules are made to be broken. you can do whatever you want on stream. if you couldn't, what would be the point of being the vice president? impressions are the f
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whatever man. it's the longest stream in my fucking life. five hours? you're not supposed to shoot a beam and then show up? you wanna hear denzel? no, you've heard enough denzel, man. if you wanna hear denzel, you're gonna have to pull up some jamie foxx clips. he doesn't say, i'm drunk, chiblee. oh my god. first you pretended to listen to gaucho and didn't. then you're not even doing the right line from flight, man. i'm drunk right now. yeah, that's better. i was drunk. out, out, brief candle.
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the gay council approves your banter. thank you, i appreciate that. i'm gonna watch flight 2012 after the stream. flight! good movie! good movie. denzel kind of the goat for that one. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. he's kind of the goat for that one. flight sucked. i mean the movie is not that good but it's like a seven but his performance is like a ten. nobody is glazing my denzel impression at all. fuck.
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schnapps in it or something like that. it's not as good as your denzel. i'm drunk right now. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. there's there's if i did that out of nowhere. i don't think it's good enough to be like, here's my denzel. but i think if i did it out of nowhere, someone would go holy shit, was that denzel? i couldn't get up on stage and go
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i'm drunk right now. robinson. you're just saying words. i'm saying them the way that a famous guy says them. i'm drunk right now. how's josh? josh. it's pretty good. it's pretty good. who is it? who was it supposed to be? that's denzel, bro.
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that was the hard carry. wait, i got a pirate one too. i was drunk. you're getting there. i was drunk. how can i be getting there? you said i was drunk. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. i'm drunk right now. i'm drunk right now. who's that? fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. i'm gonna show up with a fucking killer denzel impression.
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most replayed by me. yes, well, however, is it your opinion? it's my opinion. trina did not drink that vodka. he's such a good actor, man. he's such a good actor. most replayed moments, please. right here. because i drank the vodka. dude, denzel. denzel just self reported, bro. denzel just self reported. because i'm an alcoholic. spoilers. drunk right now. i'm drunk now.
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fuck, he got me. how about you watch one movie that doesn't have rosamund pike in it for once? i would rather die than perish, than perish. i'm gonna watch flight 2012 after the stream. flight, good movie! good movie. denzel kind of the goat for that one. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. he's kind of the goat for that one. flight sucked. i mean the movie is not that good but like it's like a seven but his performance is like a ten.
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you want to hear denzel? no, you've heard enough denzel, man. if you want to hear denzel, you're going to have to pull up some jamie foxx clips. he doesn't say i'm drunk, chipley. oh my god. first you pretended to listen to gaucho and didn't. then you're not even doing the right line from flight, man. i'm drunk right now. yeah, that's better. i was drunk. out, out, brief candle. it's uncanny. it's horrible.
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the kind of impression that maybe like hank azaria would do in a simpsons episode. yeah. as of like up to like 2013 or whatever. valve's mrs. doubtfire versus nl's denzel is kind of oh, here we go. mine is literally good though. i was hoping. because you haven't seen the movie. i'm hoping right now. i was drunk. you ever see it? it was so great. by the way,
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i said god... i said god damn. i said god help me. no, that one was not it. i was drunk. i was drunk. i said god help me. we'll figure it out. it's gone? no, no, no. temporarily. now they will tell you, you cannot do a denzel impression on stream. i'm here to say rules are made to be broken. you can do whatever you want on stream. if you couldn't, what would be the point of being the vice president?
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