Quotes about “I’m drunk now”
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no, no, it's gone. you can't stop it there. the story is like more problematic if you stop it. i forgot, i forgot. i respect him because this is how i feel when i'm drunk and he goes, are we okay fucking idiot? and it's like, okay, well, i'm good. i guess it's evil to make people laugh now. well, yeah, you know, you're you and elon musk, right? you want to bring comedy back? i'm not an ex anymore. i don't know what that means.
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1385.66
it's like if i'm silly right now damn must be drunk all the time. what? you know it's really good to do what? oh yeah
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1038.02
and i'm not trying to be, you know, sex negative here at all. i know the first reaction when you talk about stuff like this, you know, maybe her and her husband are in an open marriage. now they're both cheating on each other is the thing. they're terrible people. but like billy bob thornton has done nothing in this movie to warrant anybody having a good opinion of him. like he is drunk all the time while working as a charity. he beats up another santa.
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surge pricing is basically like the logical endpoint of supply and demand. it's... pardon me. it's new year's eve. lots of people are drunk and want to get home. we're gonna charge 40% more for our ride because there's a lot of demand right now. i'm not actually against it. i'm just saying like, you know, without being needlessly cynical that is kind of like the exact purpose of it. so moviepass is like, it's like uber for movies.
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563.82
even though this looks like it's a hundred times further. that's crazy. now given the choice, would you rather vacation in tokyo, japan? or would you rather fly to cuba to get drunk on mai tais with other canadian drywallers? i'm just saying, okay? if i'm going on vacation, i don't want to see any other canadians, okay? so i'm not going to cuba.
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3953.640
i mean, i might be a yuppie. i'm kind of straddling the line. you're a yuppie, yeah. yeah, i'll take it. i'll live with it. i've had times where like i've gotten drunk and i'm like, people will be like, what do you want to listen to? and i'm like, you got to put on this cool g rap song where he talks about killing a dude in a taxi cab. that's not cool at all. and then like, never once have i been like, i gotta hear mariah carey's all i want for christmas is you right now. not only do i have to hear it, but other people have to hear me hearing it. that's too far. that's a bridge too, too low. yeah.
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and she woke up the next day being like i'm never gonna drink again in my life. it was a very casual amount of wine and she was like i slept bad, i feel like a little nauseous, i don't think i'm ever gonna drink again. i think we're a full teetotaler house now man, drunk pukes are the best. that is true but i don't think you should optimize for that.
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2484.96
that's so funny i thought it would always do last place. oh, i'm sorry. i had the best odds. it was a good good play no, that's stupid. are you drunk? it's actually this is unfun. i'm not having fun right now good one i'll turn your blue spaces dirty coins like that. yeah damn
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believe it because i was like hey josh i can't get into your game, and you're like i can't get into your game 69 times, and i'm like okay well this is how we're gonna do it now i could certainly i could sympathize with those people that have to deal with drunk josh he's a he's a unique beast. are you guys seeing this bullshit summon sign it just disappeared for me but take a look at where that jerk put it oh
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rock lee, evil knievel, rock lee evil knievel. that's what this is right now, rock lee evil knievel. kinda. except i'm not playing. yeah. now there is evil knievel. you're not doing enough loop de loops, i think that would increase everyone's happiness. back in university, my friend and i used to play these skill games, and whoever would get the furthest, the other person would have to take a shot. oh, i like that. so i've got some drunk muscle memory for the ball game here.
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54.84
keeper drunk right now with triple shot and cursed eye the 10 rate of fire it actually feels like i'm firing like an uzi right now i mean i wouldn't know what that feels like to be fair but i imagine you know from all the hip hop that i listen to it goes grrrrrat something like that skrrrrit i don't know how to make those noises i've tried it's it's just embarrassing
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