Quotes about “I’m a pig”
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4212.46
i pressed the wrong button. okay, run me back, run me back. that's my mistake, okay? i'm sorry. the pig's blood is insanely easy to make. it's made instantly, so get the chimichangas going. too sweet and we're ready to go. you're a ksu. you're an mf. sorry, no offense. wrap them up. that's an llmw. wrap them up. give me some more, i'm ready. wrap them up. wrap them up! that's a ksu. don't even get me started.
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you don't want brown sugar on your bratwurst? i'm sorry. don't come to my food truck. you're a ksu, okay? get ready. here we go. oh, get ready. look at this. what do you want? cqus. okay, send them. give me some more pig's blood. send them. send them and give me some more pig's blood. now we want a number one. you're gonna be a crus. you're gonna be a crus. send them. send them. you're gonna be number four. you're gonna be a crus. number one. you're gonna be a cgus. send them.
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854.94
i know i just spent three gold on you. i'm gonna go sicko turtle mode. sorry, that was i tried to buy a pig accidentally. that was not sensible. and we're just gonna set it up like this for now. we may pill the turtle, but keep in mind that just having a turtle means that in a minute we could go microbe.
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you're gonna grow. growing skill's not very good. smith and taylor. you're gonna make some low quality art, you're gonna craft, and what's your research? two. yeah, two smart, okay. two smart, but a two out of ten for research. yo! pig two, you took the turtle's bed, man. and i'm really thinking now with two days left, we should be able to finish the winter here, no problem. at least food wise. and then hopefully we'll get crops back soon enough, not have to eat any human corpses. i recognize that the game says we're at low food.
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1891.14
well, another day of work. let me go home to my mansion. what does he say in the simpsons? he goes, look at him, he eats like a pig. actually, i'd say he eats more like a duck. actually, pigs chew. i'd say he eats more like a goose, something like that. that's a good line, man. that shows it's got his moments. anyway, what the heck am i doing? i don't know. you know what i'm doing?
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726.440
getting a little flicked on the skills so far. these are two skills, especially with rerolls, i'm a little disappointed to have seen. small friend just because again we're kind of like, we're cash strapped right now. in spite of all this, i think we have a great chance at making it through day four here. you can say shark but i respect what the katana is doing for us here. avramar. i do think, i've heard some tell that pig is in a really rough state early in this patch.
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912.360
i'm not gonna act like the world is conspiring against me in this run. like we're on three, we're three and one, five days in. getting a lot of good luck at the non fight encounters, but our loot from the fights has been semi horrendous so far, i think. another zero win pig. it seems hard to be a pig, man, these days.
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1108.820
i'm gonna leave. the reroll is quite expensive for our net worth when i don't specifically have something i'm looking for. chocolate bars on the other hand, they don't come cheaper than that. i guess that's not true. you could have something that costs negative money. a one win pig. i'm just gonna go ahead and say it and this is not a guarantee that we're gonna win but like it's we've gotten a really good assortment of enemies so far. we've gotten a lot of zero and one win enemies. it's a
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1137.000
it's a clockwork blade. it's a square pig. but the build is going to take way too long and the spiky shield doesn't do anything. i just feel bad. it's like the spiked shield with no items that produce shields is just like... it reeks of desperation and i'm not saying they made a bad decision. i'm saying i've been there. but you're like, am i really going to put this out on the board? turns out i am. the weapon has haste.
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1433.560
this might seem minor, man, but to take us from 0% to 1 in 5, that seems good for me. and now i'm scared because we got a pig that's got some wins coming up. and not all jubilians are pacifists, but this guy seems to be beating the drums of war. this is like an online square pig build. how about some slows, man? how about some slows, particularly on the jubilian triple flail?
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of a good pork product? i'm saying my wife knows her way around the meat. i'm squeezing my hog to this right now. nice. and you can't stop me. i mean, as long as it's literal and not metaphorical. why do they call it a hog? because it's big and pink. and it's got two holes at the top like a pig's nose.
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that's true, it does have two holes at the top like a pig's nose. hey, austin. what? i've given y'all the link, but i'm going to get a beverage and return momentarily. what are those? brian is full of beans. i'm just saying hi. oh, okay, hi. how you doing? i'm doing good. good. having a great week. yeah, me too. that's good.
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i had two brothers on the very day that i was born. one of them built his house of straw, the wolf just blew it down. the second built his house of sticks, it did a little better. i built my house out of some bricks. i don't care, i'm a pig.
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i don't care. i had two brothers on the very day that i was born. the one built his house out of some straw, the wolf just blew it down. the second one built his house out of sticks, it stood up okay. i built my house out of some bricks, i crashed my car into the pig. i don't care. i'm a pig, don't care.
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9140.68
is because of sausage. because i could have went pig. yeah, i'm trying to get snort joined with rectam and ear. because it's my pig. i had a lot of consumable words on mine but then sausage fucked that up. i was gonna say... i was gonna say hafu 4. okay. maybe even 5. ooh, hafu.
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i'm gonna pass the turn. i don't know if you think we've got a better shot at taking pig. i mean we can't even win on this turn so yeah i guess we might as well. yeah let's give him another chance. can we still be incredulous about how we were supposed to get brick roll? i'm very sorry. oh what is you fucking brick roll! brick roll! that's million! no that doesn't work! it's horrible! that's so good!
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i'm gonna click it. alright ryan, i need some explanations here bud. you're like 3 for 6 in my mind, i'm gonna give you credit for that but you got a lot of work to do. so, pig was the death word? pig is the death word. pig rolls around in the mud!
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which is yeah, thank you kovalt for sure a ghost. i thought it was cheating ghost roll is just an empty i mean what i'm like i'm like double mad cuz this is all no because the best clues the death word pigs yeah pigs like meat on a roll or yeah i lost the clicking pig i noticed yeah, i'm mad at you for not looking it was just but then why are they clicking it?
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rob was on the level when he said mortar is a sticker for bricks. yeah, it's a brick sticker. yeah, it's a brick sticker. yeah. mighty mighty just letting it all hang. i was i was worried like i had spurs, tournament, spike, and i'm like, i don't want them to click pig.
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if i may go california mode, you're gonna keep me hella frozen? but like, i'm also freezing. just give it a second. you did stack up some burn on me, there's no doubt about that, but i put a staggering amount of poison on your forehead. and i'm continuing to do so! and i'm healing myself in the process and i'm continuing to nice shield. nice shield. oh, no one could ever kill me, i have 16,000 shield, i'm a pig! done, bud. here's your sign.
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yeah, you got like a little do this irl you got like a ducktales type thing. that's you know that's probably to your liking boing boing. i'm a pig boing boing. oh, you know what i think i did be baby level once boing i seem to remember getting in a drag race with a with another baby carriage at the end. it sounds exciting why is there a clown trying to beat up pigs of the mallet? that's really inhumane as some weird shit going on. oh my god. oh
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oh, the platf ffffff fuck you baby level, fuck off. oh no, i didn't make the jump. alright nick, i'm on pig level with you. oh shit, i fell. let my people go. i actually like krusty's fun house also a little bit. is that it was like a platformer, right? it was snes, kind of like a lemmings style game. oh, okay. you had to let mice run around or something. i don't really remember very well. alright, pig level is bullshit, nick. i remember ranking it though.
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