Quotes about “I would be the guy who”
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1424.20
cuz man, if it works, this would be freaking sweet. and then we freeze him. okay, okay, you can only knock down like a couple of dudes this turn. that's gonna, we smothered the cage, we poured molasses on the ball. where are you gonna go? okay, this guy is definitely torched, but he's just there to take some aggro anyway. and then who else is getting blitzed? one of you two, i would say.
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893.72
if you could make it on like a saturday or a sunday, that would help me out a lot. but then i was thinking about like you'd be there and like my wife would know who you are, but everyone else would be like, who's this guy that knows dan this well? yeah, you know what i mean? it'd be like one of those like at the end of big fish when all the people from albert finney's life start showing up and you're like, what the heck is danny devito dressed in circus clothes doing here? and you realize all the stories were true.
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349.72
we got enough essence! cursed are those who turn against the king. we got enough essence for this guy to be like the seer to be happy. i am the world's greatest player of hollow knight. i keep oscillating back and forth, sometimes world's worst player, sometimes world's greatest player. right now, world's greatest player. easiest boss of all time. i would rather fight him than fight two of those sewer flies that i hope i never have to encounter in my life ever again.
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1149.56
like the aztec emperor? yeah, i would play as this guy who's revolting against me. your brother, the king of wales? yeah. he's not homosexual though. that's fine. would i lose a substantial number of titles? no, he would inherit everything. he would displace him. alright, i'm gonna try it. i'm marrying into the aztec empire. who are you gonna marry, because i'm gonna chain assassinate them? it's a little girl. alright, don't succeed. don't send him a gift. that would be ridiculous.
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3496.14
it was a little loud, huh? that's okay. you know what would go really nice over top of this? who rocks the body, rocks the body, come on, take that down, then they turn the beat. who rocks the body, rocks the body, come on, get down something and do that the body. who does the body, we rock the body, rock the body, come on, get it started. i was trying to think of what would be the worst possible message there. this sounds like that guy that apollo is always listening to. you know, every song is like,
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1017.620
i have to be the guy who's like, damn, like you have a vest? you're wearing a three piece suit when they said business casual. and you're like, i just, i just take pleasure in dressing the part, i guess dress for the job you want. and that sucks. it would be so much better if i could just grow like a mustache and wear like a some fucked up hat with like barney the dinosaur on it. and people would be like, damn, he's so hot. fuck. maybe next life.
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2531.26
they lower the music and then you know five minutes later they're like oh i love this song and they just crank it right back up and are like you know where you that i get it the memories are not being formed as well as they otherwise would be but i you know we had a neighbor who was like that actually like immediately after that older guy moved out and it always annoyed me but i was at least like you know these kids are in university so like
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2714.26
now because you were looking at your phone at that intersection, i couldn't take the turn as fast as i normally would have taken the turn which means the guy behind me ended up getting a little bit more stressed out which means he's gonna go home. who knows what he's gonna do, probably go to the canucks game. he's gonna be like, i don't even want to see the game, i'm here for this $23 goose island pints and i don't know what happens after that but like you know at some point i'm pretty sure that ashton kutcher ends up going back in time and like
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if i were stupid, i would be like, well, they really sold through those books really fast. but as a guy who is a little bit more rational, i was like, they just threw our shit in the garbage or like gave pond it off to somebody else, i guess. anyway, sorry, i'm just.
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2711.020
goudon with the cheese? it looks so good. no, it doesn't, man. i mean, listen, this one for sure, man. i would yum that. by the way, i don't want to be the guy who says i'm just asking questions, but i'm just asking questions. if the answer had been japan, or excuse me, if the answer had not been japan and it had been this picture, but it had been any other country, would this be sitting at 1189?
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811.82
for a birthday party for someone that was turning five. and i was like, this guy literally deserves hazard pay. like he was doing magic tricks for a room of like 25, three to six year olds who did not even understand really like what was happening. so he would be like, check it out. what's this card? say the card if you know it. and then it'd just be met with like pure silence. and then
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2558.92
that people would say like, oh, if you see a sex scene in a movie, you must be horny. no, man, you got it. it's two different things. wow. i find it's anti art, man. and i say that as a guy who like my favorite movie from twenty seventeen was captain america civil war. so like, you got to find a way to beat the allegations. i don't know that to me. i'm glad that didn't count. i wouldn't have wanted that to count because that was not in the spirit of it landing right.
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815.40
he's just gonna overwatch which is probably gonna be his death. this guy should just take a shot on somebody. long range and a miss unfortunately for him. this could be the last thin man. i would be a little surprised because that would make this mission super easy or they should say these could be the last thin men. it would make for an easy mission, but hey. again the shot didn't really make any sense, but it got the job done so who am i to complain? do we have other shots on our... 75 yeah, i'll take that with a scatter laser.
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