Quotes about “I would be Vegetarian”
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i see a lot of people in chat saying five bucks. if this is five bucks, it's going to shatter my worldview because that's like, i mean, it's like 70 cents a pound for actually one of the most nutritious things you can eat on the planet. now i'm going to guess it doesn't have meat in it because it's advertising that it has beans. but still, man, that's crazy. don't shirm me. look at the fucking nutrient profile on a vegetarian chili, bro. we would be fucking like superhuman if this was all we ate.
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this is why they say it's different when you live on an island. oh wait. what's the oh wait for? the dude lives on an island and you don't. yes, okay, correct. oh wait is normally like you would be like, hey, you're like me picking what to eat for dinner, okay? knowing that mouth is a vegetarian. hey, there's this great barbecue restaurant that just opened up. oh wait. you know what i mean?
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because they killed the pig to make pork. but if you're eating salami, like the salami doesn't incur some extra karmic debt. you know what i'm saying? you get it? i don't know. i'm like, i would say i'm a mindful consumer of meat, which means that i'm like, most of the time i consume meat. i'm like, i probably shouldn't be doing this, but i am. mostly for convenience's sake, to be honest with you. i'm not anti vegetarian by any stretch.
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yeah, it's the whole shebang. it's the whole shebang. that's fair. i'll just eat less meat. all of the vegan things that would not count like for vegetarian. i love them all. eggs, milk, gelatin, cheese. all of that is just like the best foods. vegan, it would be a stretch for me. vegetarian is pretty easy. i don't think it would be that hard.
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haggis strikes me as one of those foods that unless you like grew up in scotland and really missed the haggis no other vegetarian would be like well i really don't support the you know killing and eating of animals for for nutrition and you know consumption but i'd really like to know what their intestines tastes like if you just like ground them up and shoot them into each other and shoot them into each other. i don't really understand what haggis is. to be fair i don't really understand what haggis is but uh
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i mean it doesn't matter not gonna be like this person's an asshole but i would be like why is this person pretending to be a vegetarian when they're eating some chicken strips right now like what are they trying to get out of it like i think that is reason to be a little bit distrustful of them if they're like i'm a vegetarian, but you know i'll take the rotisserie chicken. i mean it's confusing i'll give you that and if they're over at your house, and you're like oh well i know you're a vegetarian so i made you a salad and they're like yeah, but i really wanted the fish and
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i have a vegetarian friend and then a friend who doesn't like vegetables and we're trying to find a restaurant to eat at for lunch. it would be so funny if we just dominated the boss, man. if we just went... if we beat the boss in like two turns. it's not a surprise. no lie, i swear. the guys behind me in the library just said, your sister likes sushi. the other guy replied, it's a girl thing. sometimes,
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make what i feel to be like a weird compromise for my own personal tastes right now. i would rather just eat like, you know, beans. but if i was a stricter vegetarian, maybe, you know, there's times where you get a craving for something and you can indulge it by engaging in the vegetable based analogs. sure. i got nothing against it. i mean, that's the as long as we're talking about restaurant takes that will
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when i moved to korea, actually it's funny this came up in the discord last night, when i moved to korea i was a vegetarian at least until i got to the airport but in all the job interviews that i did they would end it with like do you have any questions for us and i would be like oh yeah i'm a vegetarian like is that conceivable to maintain there and they were like yes no problem you can just eat fish don't even worry about it we eat lots of fish here so i was kind of like all right i guess i'll
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that's not the point. when i was a vegetarian, i realized, shoot, it's actually like really annoying. because sometimes you'll just be like mining your own business, you'll like go to a barbecue, you'll bring a salad, people will be like, why do you have that salad? you'd be like, oh, i'm a vegetarian. then they would get on your ass because they have a preconceived notion that you get on their ass. like they would almost be like threatened by your dietary choice.
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