Quotes about “I was drunk. I'm drunk right now”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸28⧸16]
- 369.760 i was like a little drunk, i think. you were saying a lot. i'm feeling that right now, i'm not gonna lie to you. i'm definitely feeling that. cause like, it's so fatty, i think it gets processed by like... i'm not saying it literally makes you drunk, i'm just saying that your liver is like, dude, fuck off. like, i'm doing so much work here and you just keep pumping nugs into the system. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [April 11th, 2019]
Wake up honey they made co op Slay the Spire (Across the Obelisk)
- 1573.38 you're not that drunk. oh yeah, gimme that. the burning shot. that's huge. oh, you know i'm gonna. hold on, three energy. okay, so let's do, uh, burn mother trucker. yeah, i'm gonna take some damage here. this is for the greater grid. he's crazy. you blocked it. it was eight damage from the thorns and you blocked it. it's pretty brazen for a guy who's doing one percent less damage per attack right now. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸16⧸18]
- 1890.500 so i woke up sunday morning and like i hear, hello? and i was like, okay, being like racist right now. i'm like, and then i heard, meow? and i was like, what the fuck did lady grey just say hello in like an asian language? and then i was just like, josh, you need to stop drinking. yeah, but i'm pretty sure lady grey said hello to me. you might've woke up a little drunk. Search ↗
You can't be misspelling this one (Miscellaneous)
- 5067.020 yeah, i'm in private industry. i never got to work for the government after school, unfortunately. i had to strike out into the competitive domain of private industry. it's cool, man. no, i'm mad at you. i'm mad at you now. we say lieutenant here. yeah. any major dude? that's true. any major dude with half a heart would surely tell you, my friend. that's right. i didn't do anything? yeah, i know. i know. that's why i'm upset. i was drunk. it would be so good if it fucking... Search ↗
New tech for ruining your ears just dropped (Lethal Company)
- 873.74 well i was spinning the wheel and it would land on a shot or something and i said did you laugh you lose and then i was like i should probably eat something and then i stood up and was like the sloppiest drunk i've ever been and i was like oh you know what now i remember what 40 year olds were like when they were drunk in japan. i was laughing at him the whole time. i'm that guy now. hello. wait what the fuck? justin got in? yeah man. everybody lived bro. oh right past me. i came up right behind you. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [December 15th, 2014] (1⧸2)
- 3525.62 how did i get into this? i noticed my austin powers impression is getting so bad. like it used to be like you should push it though, just keep getting worse. it used to be like austin powers and now it's just like my, what i imagine is like some drunk uncle in like a pub. a drunkle. how do i get into this nutshell? that was a meaty one you just did there. this is your big bloody nutshell. right? the cheeks. yeah, oh there's, you should see my face. the cheeks are huge when you do that. oh i'm aware of the size of the cheeks, nick. Search ↗
They call me The Rambler (Demon Bluff)
- 4917.540 left side is more evil. i'm drunk right now? were you guys fucking with me yesterday? i was in a vulnerable state. were you fucking with me yesterday when you said that my denzel had gotten better? because i know the frank underwood impression that we did was high fidelity, top of the line, kevin spacey, original netflix programming. Search ↗
Northernlion Plays - Dishonored [Episode 15] [Twitch VOD]
- 231.16 don't let me get confused here. alright, is there a whale oil canister in here? there's whale oil there's empty tanks in here, so we just have to get in here. how would you get in here? probably smash that like button right there. that was the entire puzzle right there? well, now i feel like a freaking idiot. i'm drunk at 2.30 in the afternoon, how old am i? 22. i don't think it was supposed to be a puzzle. yo, life is a puzzle, man. i was thinking about it yesterday when i got gas. Search ↗