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i'm ready. it was almost just a natural extension of the idea really and absolutely able i am one while i don't have able yet, but i'm a hundred percent willing to do this okay have you october oh lord october happened october is snuck up on me man yeah, i was writing down the date yesterday, and i was like was like september 22nd. nope it was the 30th, and then you know the age old rhyme 30 days has september april. well. yeah stop right there you already know it's it's the number one song
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it's october already. i actually had a thing when i was making a thumbnail for one of the nlss vods and i was like, what is it, like the 17th? it's like, no, it's like the 23rd. yeah. so it was like a week later than i thought it was.
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oh, he didn't catch the parallel there. okay, that's fine. heat, um, it's a movie. you know, yesterday before the stream i watched, uh, i watched about 30% of heat. and i was like, this is still dynamite.
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unfortunately, so that's why the those few times you're like oh is austin online and then he isn't or he's well, doda yeah, exactly like on thursdays. it's like it was not cobalt or one of you it wouldn't be in but i'm already online. well, you're already on i'm always here it's not austin or like robbed and that's that's it man. that's who i got. do you even have josh or fox? i don't know if i actually follow them bruno boulox 88. thank you very much for the subscription. oh
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nl you follow denny's but not nick this is correct. they spend more time together that is that is actually untrue oh believe it or not for all the the living time that we have spent hanging out in person it's not that limited, but i don't know if i have been to denny's since we since we've known each other oh but you follow them on twitch. how did this happen? they did a stream that was like an old school arcade game and
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competition they played like asteroids, but it was like you control a ketchup bottle you're trying to like hit hash browns with it and stuff like that is what gets you going. this is what got me to follow them. yes i'm not aware chat. this is how you can get north of mine to follow you on twitch they put like at least fifteen twenty thousand dollars into this event and i was like i'll watch it enough to earn a follow
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50% of us americans don't even have maps and we're trying to give kids fireplaces how often do kids really get a fireplace though? i if i asked for a fireplace for christmas i hope that my parents would say no first off like what am i even gonna do with it? it's not i'm gonna get a bear skin rug and mack on some ladies when i'm like six years old probably not not gonna happen when i was about 13 or 14 actually we went to a trip in remember where it was one of those colonial deals so sorry what?
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we went on one of those historical, like, check out the village that's full of colonial people that are all pretending, right? you know those? oh, you went like a pioneer village. yeah, something like that. and there was a blacksmith and they legit had us make real fireplace pokers. like, we actually made them. oh god. yeah, we actually hammered the mountain shit and it was amazing. and that was the closest that i've gotten to metalworking in my life and it was actually kind of a formational experience.
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i would say is probably the best thing about fireplaces for little kids. has led you into the career path you're in today. yeah, absolutely. well, no, i mean for real though, it did make me kind of go, you know what? that's pretty cool. i might like consider smithing as a decent fun thing to do as a hobby. wouldn't it be sweet if you went to a pioneer village and they had a j smith and he was just like, yeah, hey, what's up? he'd be like stay a while and listen. i guarantee it. you would say that probably? he would laugh at your jokes and then you know, maybe like
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it'll save your life. i think the doctor says eight glasses of alcohol per day keeps the doctor away. keeps you hydrated and afraid for action. there's water in it is what i've heard from doctors. and i can't believe that a survived this room but b was a part of this room for 25 years to begin with. are you still on basement two? no, i'm on caves one and it's fucking horse hockey. okay, i'm gonna be buying the spirit heart. wish me luck.
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i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it.
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these guys turn into steak when you kill them. just like chewed up steak. chewed up steak? you got steak on the brain man. yeah, i really do. you get enough iron? uhh, probably not actually. i could probably use some steak. how often do you consume red meat? maybe less than once a week. less than once a week? except i went through a roast beef phase a couple weeks ago and i was like all about roast beef.
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had i bought a pound of it from the deli and i was eating it like three times a day which is super bad don't do that. yeah, i remember you you were talking to me about you know you know the shiny stuff on the rose beef. that's just like natural i was like what's this was this dude talking about roast beef? i make observations about roast beef sometimes just the way i'm making a lot of observations about roast beef in particular now that i think about it
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oh baby a subscriber an irish wristwatch. thank you very much for the subscription i think i'm just gonna do like lost runs. you're not gonna go back at it nick that seat is hot garbage all right well i'll try and win it for you if you win it more power to you, but that is uh it's my own fault for dying i'll admit, but that is uh that was a terrible scene how far did you get before you done? i mean
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i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop.
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i'm actually, i'm happier on my lost run right now than i was on that blue baby run. that's really bad. i got mom's knife in the item room and i'm just like, alright, let's give it a shot. i'm sitting at two hearts. i'm gonna explore. i need consumables. haunt second. yeah, it would reroll into two haunts instead of one. reroll a boss into the fallen, that would be awesome.
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oh look everybody, it's big brother winner dan gheesling in chat. hi dan. dan, what did you feel the first time you won the head of household competition? ho. yeah, when you were the king ho, what did you... ho. did people say ho all the time? did that get really annoying? was that an inside joke? it was an inside joke, right? i don't see him in chat actually. i just want him to be here. NL, do you consider cheesecake to be more of a pie or more of a cake? cheesecake is a subtype of cake.
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buying the spirit heart was an investment in you becoming an underdog exactly as everyone's now mad at you grosser funny way, and now you need to go to the cheesecake etc on granville and sixth i don't like cheesecake no, but cheesecake whatever you just said is the best apparently it's not gonna change my mind you know i mean sometimes i have cheesecake. i go yeah, this is like alright for cheesecake, but i don't really like cheesecake i'm not gonna say the cheesecake is bad. i know it's beloved. it's just not my style i
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it looks like a bunch of mucus. it exactly looks like a bunch of... mucus. how do you get a testicle out of a bunch of mucus? she's mean. alright, that's a sentence that i never thought i would say in my life. ask ridley scott about that one. alright. gary dempsey, thank you very much for the subscription. i've never eaten an oyster and then been like, oh, i got a big ol' boner now. it was mostly just like, that oyster was pretty good. wait, is that ridley's last name? i never thought of that.
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really you really don't know the dragon had a name like that a full name we could be pretty pretty pretty wait you're doing metroid impressions now. that's not metroid. that was as the x files metroid music is like that. no better. no no no oh god, but i don't know man doing the thing where when you confuse star trek and star wars to it to piss off all the nerds i
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six minutes into this run. okay, i'm on caves two. i don't know how many minutes into this run. about a half an hour. the damage is not getting better. i think i gotta try this. let's see what we got here. what if zelda was a girl? don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. one of the dilemmas of our century. oh no! oh! guess you got hit. ah!
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no backup, huh? nah, nothing. nothing like that. i should have emperor carded, but it was the freakin'... it was on... mob trap room. yeah. boss... no, mob trap room. and it was those mini fatties who just shoot randomly and jump. you blow off their head sometimes and they kind of turn around. yeah, and they jumped on top of me. tough break. that was a great run. oh well. it's not a... it's not a super throw. i mean, i didn't make it to necropolis 1 without getting hit, but...
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what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it.
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give me squeezy. that's what i need. i need squeezy right now. mmm chocolate milk chocolate mouth. i like it. this is an okay run. where are my gimpy payouts, man? yeah, i know right or like any any damage upgrades at all anything. yeah, like sense of enjoyment. d10 and speed up. yeah, it's looking like pretty bad. i wish it was other milk.
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what is this? i've never heard of this other guy. oh, is that what they were talking about? oh, i get it now. nick, did you see that picture of sonic the hedgehog as a toilet? yeah, and it freaked me the fuck out. it's really weird. yeah, right? that was an interesting picture.
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thanks sugar potatoes everybody that means angry right josh just you guys for letting me on your stream, and i appreciate it. you know what josh thank you for agreeing to be on even though it was an hour later. hey josh i mean i would have been here if it started like on time to i mean okay. yeah, i got you. you know i did give you a thank you, but i'm sorry. i'll take it away cuz you've been kind of a smartass i
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i didn't mean it like that. alright, i mean, i was we literally, like, we got it set up at like 3.05, but i was like, i might as well take some time to install stuff. the last thing i wanted and i performed like a memory test to make sure it actually worked. the last thing i wanted to do is start it up and then just be like, ah, it's fucked.
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hey, one read the movie. no bar. and there was another one in there pacific. i'm gonna say pacific salmon fisheries. thank you very much for the description. you know that i like that movie. i like that movie too. you know what i like pacific rim feels like an old time like 80s action movie. that's what i like about it. it doesn't make any sense to me.
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like still to this day, right? yeah. oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that if something was of the 80s then it's also dead. it has to be dead now, otherwise it can't be from the 80s. dead now. for example, pat benatar? no, she was famous in the 80s but she's still famous now. she's more of like a contemporary 2010s artist. it's like a mandolin, i think. molly cruz, huge in 2010. yeah, but they came out with that song on guitar hero. which one was that? hot for teacher?
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crack the whip makes you fast, but i got thunder thighs so what is crack the whip? crack the sky. crack the whip. oh, it's uh, uh, cat of ninetales, yep. no, no, no, no, no, this is, this is like it's a belt. yeah. crack the beltwhip. it's the belt. crack the beltwhip. so should i get that to offset the, the thighs of thunder? yeah, probably, yeah, you need no, i got, i traded it for mom's coin purse instead. what, you knew that that was gonna happen! yeah, i did.
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wait i did? yeah absolutely. wait i knew that i was gonna get... yeah i spoiled it remember? oh i don't remember that. nick spoiled it. you guys are trying to put me in a fucking fugue state or something. dude epdobolo and rumblemuffin up down all around welcome back to jsmithtown thank you very much for being my friends on like these two.
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edmond's been slipping in afterbirth updates, i swear. i thought at first you meant like he's been slipping up, like he hasn't been posting them as often. i was like, well he did have a baby two days ago, so you know, maybe that's uh... congrats, edmond!
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i'm not touching that one. i feel like that's a thing. thank you very much. the subscription much appreciated. didn't we have that talk once about like how many people could get pregnant at one time? no, that was probably you and rob at fucking 7 a.m. eastern time. oh, yeah. well, no, i wouldn't be awake at 7 a.m. aka bedtime. yeah, aka after dinner snack time. yeah.
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yeah he did. fucking died. he's like rotted to shit now at this point. he's probably a skeleton. well, you know, why he took it in that direction, but... he is kinda skeleton like already. oh yeah, i guess it didn't take him very long. yeah. sorry michael. it was like that key and peele sketch where they make fun of hell's kitchen. so like, you know, your dish was really good at being bad. oh, i'm sorry chef. i mean michael jackson bad.
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that's kind of neat. so like they traced it to one guy that did all the the impregnating? it was actually one family i think. how many people though? like at least 71 i'd say. that, wait, i mean like how many people got pregnant? that couldn't have been the same woman. i don't know. it just said like it was the vasilevski family or something like that. it might have been one lady.
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that was ohms of michael jackson. i know i said that before it would totally was him. vasilevski had six sets of twins and two sets of triplets with another wife. he had 80s he fathered 87 children in total. holy fuck that dude had a great life.
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did he though? well all the sex he did, i don't know about the having children part. he's had intercourse at least 87 times but you know how stressful it is to have one kid? can you imagine having 87 kids? you know what? his life was probably a total nightmare. that was part of my actual graduating class. he could have fostered every child that graduated with me at the same time. dude, nipple my son. yeah i agree. someone said dan gheesling's here. gross. hi dan! get the hell out of here. dan. dan.
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dan took offense to that sort of and was like what the heck is a diglett and we explained it as a pokemon and then he just kept repeating it. he'd be like rob, that sounds just like dankies. have you ever had like an x ray in your lungs to see if there's any diglets in there? and then like what a total dick hurry. he would just lose it. he'd like lose his mind. he's so great. i love that he exists in the real world. i see. thank you very much for this. just kidding. he was on big brother.
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disney used to be a person and then they froze his head cryogenically. you think he's still around like cryogenically and stuff? absolutely not. you don't think okay, so you think they lost the head? thank you very much the total package for your subscription. i was just talking about you. i wanna you asked? you asked and then they did? i know, i received!
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that would be good. like, walt really hasn't been the same ever since he kept his head in the freezer for 50 fucking years. but then there's like, you know, scientists from like the 2200s that are totally fine. like super well preserved. i was imagining he seems totally normal at first and he immediately wants to get back to making disney movies, but then at the end they're all like super fucked up and he can't like make a cogent thought anymore. he misremembers how the second world war went.
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female. what? and then their conclusion was not was it ava brown's? maybe this is just like a different skull. their conclusion was like, hitler is alive and he lives in brazil. i was like, if that's whoa! if i could take you seriously, you wouldn't be on the history network at three in the morning. you would actually, you would be on the news and i would see it elsewhere on the internet. road to j. smithtown. up down all around. welcome to j. smithtown. yeah, same here. road to j. smithtown. thank you. that's pretty sweet.
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road to j. smithtown is in j. smithtown. my theory about the hitler skull piece is probably that it was ancient aliens. oh yeah, of course. what isn't anymore really though? i'm starting to question a lot of things man, the pieces are starting to line up. i mean not everything he says, but you gotta admit, some of it yeah, some things.
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i don't get it. you see rob tell us it opened to a hundred million dollars when actually it opened to a hundred million dollars globally, but normally when you mention how much a movie opens to you tell the domestic total. it's like he was being willfully misrepresentative. oh, shut up. i hate when you say words. it's so stupid. sometimes i just say stuff like that to try to provoke that reaction. i'm very happy when it works. i'm happy that you like it.
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remember when he see the thing with gold member is that he says the word father funny because he's from a different country then at the end which gets electrocuted just to play it up a little bit more his last words are just father father father father over and over and over it's really well, the whole movie is about the father thing right so that's sort of them reinforcing it i guess yeah that was turning the subtext into fucking super super text yeah, oh
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i love that there's probably a handful of dads in the world that have just gotten totally stuck on the idea of borat. probably for the rest of their life they're gonna make borat jokes every day. that's like, you know when you see a light that's too bright? like you stare at the sun for too long, you always see like a little bit of that burn in on your eyes? yeah! that was borat for a lot of people. it's just like, dude once i saw borat i saw it everywhere. the sun is kind of like borat for dads in a way.
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not when i i brought my kids to see this, okay? like, come on. wasn't there a scene where there was like a little person with a dildo attached and there's like a slingshot involved? i think you may be combining bruno and the wolf of wall street. i would never do that. also the second half of wolf of wall street was so long i kind of fell asleep. wait, how could the second half be so long, nick?
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the first half was pretty exciting, i was totally into it. second half, i started to just get sleepy, because it just was a lot of talking and like not a lot of moving the story ahead. that's... that's like that funny people movie with adam sandler. the movie sucks so much nuts in the second half. not very good. but i do agree, it got worse in the second half. and i still liked wolf of wall street by the way, it was just the second half was a little rough. that's all. that's all. what the fuck, nick? wolf of wall street, i liked it. i didn't see it.
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like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland.
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i'm not accepting any too soon nonsense for showing up. i didn't say it was too soon, i just said it's sad. the fictionalized death of william wallace. i thought they really did draw in courtroom though. well yeah, but you had... oh, the real fictionalized death. did dracula beat his drum? yeah, dracula beat his drum. that's why mel gibson has not been in a movie since braveheart, because they actually... they went all the way. it was fucked up. he was really into that movie.
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dude, i can't wait to see that movie with kate hudson and captain kirk where he goes out on a boat during the storm but then she's like, you gotta bring it back, jemmy. like i'm so... jemmy? we were gonna get married this weekend. and i'm like, i gotta see this. casey affleck's in it, it's like, it's the perfect dad movie. can you imagine if you had kids and you were out on that boat in that storm, you'd be flipping your shit. like the boat was. yeah! exactly. they were supposed to get married! but now they'll never get married because the boat flipped.
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it's uh, it's you know. i don't really play shooters too much, so i'm not the best at shooters but that being said it's it's a hell of a lot of fun does it look as good as it looked in the previews like does it look like it runs at like 90 fps? the graphics are were really smooth. i only crashed one time when i was trying to test stream at last night i think i played for a couple hours. that's pretty good um
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yeah, i wasn't having any lag issues. then again, it's closed beta and i only think there's a couple hundred people on the server so when it was late at night, so i'm looking forward to testing it somewhere today, but so far so good. when we played it or talked about it on roundtable one time we were talking about that the target footage looked just like ridiculous like photorealistic.
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disregard. there's those like psp launch game stuff like the mighty no. 9 looks like straight garbage. mighty no. 9? yeah. mighty no. 9 is fun! i got to play it a little bit. that was just a joke. it's not even out yet, i don't even get the joke. the graphics look like psp. alright, moving on. i don't even understand what just happened there. we're burning bridges, man! i like the dash mechanic. i haven't touched it yet.
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yeah. wow, that is, that's consistency. sometimes i think about that, because i ran my own numbers and it was like, uh...
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i'm still alive one second. there's a really okay. i lost my deal with the devil um yeah was it the same room with the chargers? yes? i believe um actually might have been mullaboom, but it's a mullaboom same principle. yeah um i was like man i can't find time in the day to like let's be honest can't find the motivation in the day to like reliably exercise but i can put three and a half hours a day into rebirth no problem without even noticing yeah
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thanks to the resub, zilliken. oh, is this an xl? no. just a rename on... ooh, burnt penny. i found something else to roll back here though, i don't remember what it was. doesn't make me very excited about the item room that i'm just coming across right now. i'm not touching any of that crap right now. either of you guys play one of the ports of super meat boy that came out yesterday. no! it's pretty solid. i have... i have not, i've watched the... i buy it.
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so yeah, the soundtrack is my only issue there. yeah, i wasn't as big of a fan of it as the original, but it's not awful. well that's exactly what we always say when danny b gets replaced. i don't know, i like the soundtrack to afterbirth. or sorry, to rebirth. i don't have afterbirth. i like it too, but i couldn't listen to it as long as it did the original soundtrack when i was playing through.
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probably was like a hundred hours in whereas i got a thousand in the first game before i was like alright let's start looking for some different music here. oh, i i don't even notice anymore. oh
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i have to have. the game keeps being a hater, i don't think i'm just hating. i think i was looking at it as objectively as possible and i think there were some kind of annoying rifts that happened in it. specifically the forest zone. the rest were like pretty fine. like the salt factory and hospital were like pretty good actually. hell was maybe a little overwrought and rapture just had a little too much operatic singing for my taste. for me i just can't uh...
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getting all the bandages on multiple platforms. i'm just like, it's a great game, don't get me wrong, but i just cannot... i don't want to... i mean, i beat it in 20 minutes, so it wasn't really a big deal for me. like, if i'm gonna play it, i'm gonna play it on... i'm gonna play the version i already have on pc. it's cool that it's out on more and more platforms though. steve out, thank you for the subscription as well. it also cost me nothing, i mean, i'm on ps plus, so it was just like, go download it and play it once. i mostly just wanted to hear what the new soundtrack sounded like.
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i hope it's temple of doom. but uh, i guess basically if you donate a certain amount or a good amount during the game you get luck up? apparently. it's pretty interesting. that was about it. it still will break though right? so like how can you guarantee that you can't? i don't know. i don't know what the size value is on that but... so if you're lucky enough...
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yeah, i was in a weird place. i don't know if you guys are gonna get it. in a weird place? did you go like between the walls somehow? that feels like a thing you would do. very deep. like a crawlspace? no. like out of bounds maybe? i don't know. i was actually trying to give you clues like scooby doo or anything. it's really deep. it's deep and dark and you can hear yourself echo. like... in the caves! actually, no it wasn't. what the hell man?
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i was also asked if super meat boy and console has a level editor, it does not. and also the level editor is sort of just not really supported anymore. i normally don't like the style of humor of just taking a funny tweet that i saw and repeating it on the show, but i'm gonna do it anyway because i really like this one. okay.
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like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know.
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that is technically true. i think you're probably not saying something controversial by saying mario is a more storied franchise than tony hawk's pro skater. no, i didn't think i was. i haven't played a tony hawk game since i was like 12. i... it was the best year to do it though.
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this is the story that will illustrate the like you will know exactly what i was at 14 years old when i tell you this story i won the youth division of a local chess tournament yeah, my prize money was $60 and i immediately flipped that into tony hawk's pro skater for the playstation sue yeah and then i played that for probably like two or three hundred hours, so it's like a really good time investment. oh
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what are you, australia? it's become australia because the canadian dollar is so shitty now. so yeah, it's $80 a game now. it was 50 or 60 this time last year. that's pretty rough. yeah, it's been... what the leroy? deflation, or you know, some kind of inflation. they just stopped playing video games, too expensive. well, luckily, you know, i get paid in us dollars, so... oh, that is helpful.
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you know, it's that much of a tax on me. but we did buy rock band 4 last night and i was like, ooh! ooh, i want so much. what is that, like $800? we bought that and i bought kate disgaea 5 for ps4, which just came out apparently. and the guy was like, alright, your total is like $400. i'm like, god damn.
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i thought you were gonna tegan and sarah. yeah, well, that's what we were talking on the round table yesterday or like, or on the podcast, not the podcast but the d6. it was like, do you want to get rock band 4? and i was like, we probably won't get it. and then like right after the stream, kate was like, well, i reserved it. and i was like, all right. i mean, now it got inertia. i guess we're getting it. i guess we'll get it.
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i've had a fun time playing even though i don't think it's necessarily like great songs. yeah, you get to spend a shitload of money now and download all the songs now that you spent 300 bucks. we did throw like another 20 bucks at dlc, but some of the dlc wouldn't download and it scares me because i was like oh fuck yeah, red marchetto by rush, oh spirit of the radio by rush, oh freaking tom sawyer by rush. yeah, and then i have that already.
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well, i unfortunately, we got it on ps4 and i don't even know how to recover like my old gamer tag but, um, like, uh, it was just like, content not found, content not found. and i was like, oh no. well you charged me for it, so i hope that one day that content gets found.
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you know there's only one game that i never went and picked up that i pre ordered. oh, what was it? that was duke nukem. oh, that's fair. yeah. i got really excited for it, and then i just heard all the bad stuff about it and was like...
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i will say the dlc is cheaper now. each song, at least in canada, is $1.99 canadian. and they used to be $2.50, i think, so... and that's when our dollar actually had some purchasing power, so... it's like really cheap now! but, you know, it would be nice if they actually downloaded as well. because, you know, we played still alive, that was cool. we got to play...
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bring me to life by evanescence, but... can't wake up! that was pretty much the whole reason we bought that. did you have kade on the mic doing can't wake up in the background? she was doing can't wake up in the background. i was ripping it up on guitar. nice. oh man, somebody got the full set of blastoise's out in chat with the he man logo or the wig on. oh, that's pretty good. we also, of course, we played 4 non blondes, what's up like 15 times.
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joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though
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should i tell you it again? what oh what yeah, this is not even close to the right seat exit game. i think you've you might have misread one of the characters merely maybe maybe it went like for no, why a for you? why oh i did for ea why? okay, hey, yeah, cuz i was going uh oh and you're yeah. yeah confused exactly. yeah, i
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the first room was much easier. just gonna hit the real quick the the subs here we got rumble muffin for 10 months in a row nemo no for three months in a row probable panda for two months in a row and zero for seven. thanks everybody. there you go. i need to know what you did with this item room nick i hate it somewhere
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wow, alright, i guess that really makes sense then. it was designed for that. man, this seed has everything right off the bat. first floor super envy fight, a dubious item room. ooh, cursed die into soy milk, holy shit. it's a proper send off. well, it's not soy milk, but it's a soy milk ish item. i got soy milk. what? cursed die into soy milk, that's what i got. oh, you re rolled cursed die and got soy milk? oh my lord.
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lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses.
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i kind of feel like the bob ross one is almost as close as we're ever gonna get to like a global steve brule emoticon. it's like kappa steve brule as well. alright, i could be into that. i'm not trying to disrespect bob ross. mostly just extra respecting steve brule. i just left that item room alone. that was an awful first floor, i hated it. it's a wild run, man. it hasn't gotten any less wild.
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yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird.
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i think i missed that one. i caught the first one you did today, i think it was called splattered, which was actually a very hilarious one. you were doing some very self aware singing, which then turned very hilarious because your neighbors apparently could hear you and you just didn't like it. oh yeah! i remember that. like my neighbors were walking into the hallway and i heard them like lock the door, but then they didn't start walking for like another four or five seconds. i'm like, i know what that means. you guys are listening out there.
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i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done.
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does everybody there have an irish accent, nick? no, actually, not everybody does. whaaaat? yeah, because it's actually a really touristy place and there's people from all over the world. that is crazy. believe it or not, we ran into people from russia, we ran into people from france, all different places. does everybody there look like a leprechaun? i can't say that i saw a single person that looked like a leprechaun, but there was a leprechaun history museum around the central area of dublin, which was kind of hilarious. we didn't go to it though. that's pretty cool.
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did they have a special exhibit on leprechaun back to da hood? i can't remember what it's actually called. leprechaun in da hood? is that i can't remember. i think that could be right. it sounds similar. it's one of those. but i can't say that they did. okay. and we did go to a ton of museums, so i think we would've run into it if it was out there. right. that's fair.
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we went to the zoo, we went to a bunch of museums, we went to some cool restaurants, we did rotary sushi which was great. rotary like the conveyor belt? yeah. that's cool. so it just floats on by, you take off what you want, and then they charge you a lot of money. yeah! yeah, we did that in the uk and it was extremely expensive. it was all very expensive. you're like, okay, here's one piece of salmon, it's like four dollars. you're like, oh, okay. i gotta eat it.
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the value to sushi ratio was like, i would say, roughly 30% of what you would get anywhere else. yeah, i don't disagree with that assessment of ahhh, dang it! i don't disagree with that assessment of things. you know, when i think of irish cuisine, i don't think of sushi, but why not, right? like, it's an island in the atlantic ocean. i think it's great seafood, actually, yeah. it sounds like it feels like they would have amazing seafood. and it's really it's not an irish thing at all, obviously, but it's just a big city, so they have that stuff there.
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we had a bunch of like seafood chowders and things like that that were not sushi and those were good. all the food was good. when i think of irish cuisine, i think of like some awesome like fried breakfasts. oh yeah, they have the irish fry up. that was the big one which is like the fried eggs and toast and then the white and black pudding and sausage and bacon. and i had one of those. the black pudding wasn't even terrible. i didn't hate it. it was just all very salty.
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and i don't even mind salty breakfast or anything. oh that came out weird wait a minute nick first off salty breakfast secondly the sushi the rotary sushi place you went to was it yoshi? yeah, what's the sushi? yeah? that's the one that i would do in london as well they're quite good in yo, sushi is like it's real pricey very pricey, but it was a nice experience the everyone in there was lovely i
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i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really.
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yeah, let's just head down to the next floor. oh! hahaha! little scary. yo sushi is legit extortion. jesus. i mean in their defense though every time we kept sort of a running tab of what our bill was gonna be and then we went up to pay it was always cheaper than we thought it was gonna be so there was there were deals somewhere in there happening. right, yeah. they just didn't make us aware of what they were. that's the old tourist special. they say they're gonna charge you one thing and then they give you a deal.
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it's like the opposite of how tourism works, isn't it? it happens all the time. i think this run might be really sweet. yeah? yeah! i don't like that i passed up the first item room entirely, so i hope it gets better from that. well, you missed out on cursed eye, which was actually like a colossal mistake, because cursed eye is like one of the best items in the game. i wonder if there's gonna be big rebalances at all.
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we ordered some magic the gathering cards, and when they came, they included like a token card that was like of one of their staff members. it was obviously like an inside joke, but i was like, i don't get this at all. we live across the country, i never met this guy. it was a nice gesture, i guess, but at the same time we threw it in the trash, i think. well, that's kind of sad. i'm sure it meant something to somebody, though. i mean, i agree with that, yeah, but it wasn't me.
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oh lord, here we go. it was just a vessel for a story, chad. it wasn't oh, that was not a big deal. that was a short one. come on now. i actually have played like zero magic this week. oh. unexpected. unexpected? i agree, unexpected. just been busy.
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yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool.
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it is not an amp card. actually, a couple of viewers donated their nvidia cards. oh, nice! i will be making use of one of them, and kate will be making use of the other ones, and i will be sending them some very lovely souvenirs in the mail to say thank you for that incalculable level of generosity. that's pretty awesome. yeah, it was kind of ridiculous. if they had, uh...
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asked if they could have done it. i would have been like fuck no. that's it. that's unbelievable but because they just did it i didn't have a choice i mean, i guess i could send it back send it back. it was like real awkward to do that exactly so i will well you know i've got like 18 copies of grey's anatomy here. i could like sign one of those finally do something with those eggs robo buffin
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i'm not gonna send you my underwear. but also thank you to rumblemuffin who also helped us troubleshoot these video problems. and thank you to pemakepazoo for the 16 months in a row of subscriptions, thank you. rumblemuffin donated many a night to help us troubleshoot. he's a good dude. he's done the same for me. like 2 am his time he's got work the next day, he was like, hey, you know?
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hold up your ipad camera to the to the computer and i'll try to diagnose it from here and i'm like this guy's a fucking wizard i was like sending him snapshots from my phone and then he was like looking up schematics and cross reference shit
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it was incredible. and he was like apologizing when he was at work and he had a meeting and i was like, dude you don't need to apologize ever. you're at work and you're not charging me anything. this is well beyond the call. yeah. so yeah, heartfelt thank you to rumble muffin for both of us. for real. nick, did you see that call of duty black ops 3 has its own beer?
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that seems fair. i just forgot to hit the button again and left. that's all was i'm not supposed to tear apart the poo no, you just tear apart the poo tear it up tearing apart the poo i mean there's a new heart in the poo all right fantastic for you but i don't have any my health is a question mark. it's an ending right that's just because you have a curse oh
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i went to the painful room. yeah, i didn't like it that much in there. i wouldn't recommend you go to the painful room. oh, i went to the painful room and it's terrible. yep, told ya. and i don't have any like keys or nothing like that so i'm boned. well, you can buy a key. oh, you can buy a key. oh, did you guys go to the item room then? yes. was it a good suite? yeah, it wasn't that great to me. so what if i bought this key and went down the next floor with it? you could take it with you forever as long as you want. and you can open it immediately.
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too bad we're not gonna have it next floor. no, well i didn't get it in the first place anyway. it was in a mushroom. can you believe that? chukko the part of the i can't actually. thank you for the subscription and also, uh, i guess moobot has just like completely given up the ghost on actually shouting out even current subscribers, so... oh shit. i installed nightbot! there we go. i installed nightbot too. i installed nightbot, but nightbot doesn't shout out subscribers yet either. oh, that's weird.
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alright. and sorry if i missed anybody, feel free to say so if i have. telepathy for dummies? no. this is exciting. i'm excited. alright, so deal with the devil. i press that button and now there's another boss. yeah, and now you'll fight for a deal with the devil now. you'll fight for your life. you'll fight to survive. is that hulk hogan theme song or is this some like anime theme song? i was gonna go for muse but your way is fine too.
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fight for the rights of mankind we will fight to survive you've probably played it in guitar hero at least once you motherfuckers are scrambling my brain with your inanity like i just did i pressed the deal with everybody but fought the bosses and then was like just you scrambled my brain so i just skipped the deal with the devil see it can happen. i told you how do you live on a regular basis? how do you live with yourself? it's so unfocused
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how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind?
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should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that.
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i what are you talking about? i don't hey, what's going on? up down all around, welcome to jstorcon. i'm talking about it for like, better twitch tv emoticons. maybe. yeah, yeah, okay. so brack the man now has a witch on his head. i thought you meant in like real life, and i was like, what's wrong with this guy? like, what are you talking about? i don't know, man. thank you quizzicalupnod for your subscription. welcome back to the quarry. or, welcome. for the first time. does range up help azazel?
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so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting.
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people are like, use bombs to reroll, but i kinda wanna oh, you know what? i was like, we should really save some money to donate to our greed donation machine. and then i was like, wait a minute, i'm the idiot this time. what's key necklace do? oh god. latch key. latch key, drops a couple of keys. these are old items, josh. were they so what's it do then, mr. old item? gives you some keys. anything that's worth it? i dunno. let's just pretend the keys aren't part of this.
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it's a little bit. it's not really. well i mean it's an isometric action adventure game. i mean you like hit enemies quickly and zip between them a lot. that's kind of what i mean by that. yeah right? you silly nilly. i was gonna compare it to like some other isometric action games but after the description of you hit enemies quickly i think it's uh... titan quest or titan souls. yeah it's a little titan souls. titan quest and souls together. shut the fuck up about your ninja games.
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onimusha was a pretty sweet game. onimusha is the resident evil one, right? but with ninjas? yeah. it was like capcom's character action game. yeah, i always wanted to play that and why didn't i never play it? the game was actually pretty good. i have like four of them and i never played any of them.
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it was such a transformative experience that i thought he was like a different actor. no dude, that's amazing. i don't get it. he said he always plays scottish people too, he doesn't in that. he plays fat bastard who is scottish. yeah? or he plays someone who's british and someone who is like, what ethnicity? i don't know. pardon me? bong in a blintz. that's uh, he's dutch man. dutch, right right right. i'm from holland, isn't that weird?
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he opened so many doors and they're all pissed! well he didn't know when the keys opened them. i have my own key, why can't i use dad's key that's floating behind me to open doors? when ryan played his first greed mode run all the doors came off the walls and floated around. yeah because i had supermagnet, the doors, i was really confused and i was like what is going on with these doors? i thought it was just a bug. what a strange boss design that the doors attack you. they made like a big circle in the middle of the levels.
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oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know?
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when you double your cubes of meat, you get the next level up. which means you can easily get that achievement now. yeah, especially with all the battery drops that happen in this game now. whip worm. woosh. it's not bad. man, i feel like, i talked about this with mathis a little bit, but i was like, lilith really kind of blows. except for greed mode, in greed mode she can be awesome. but in like regular hard mode runs, i feel like she's either like
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it's wall smoth actually. wall smoth, sorry. wall smoth. swole moth. emergency contract, help from above. that's probably cool or something. give it a try, see what happens. give it a snack, it smiles right back. i was gonna say the same thing. oh god, that was pretty cool, huh? i liked it.
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what's retro vision? it makes it so you see an 8 bit and then it goes away and then it comes back for the rest of the run. please, tyrone! the reality is they had that floor to floor transition where it does the mosaic effect and they just thought that would be a fail. that's what that was. is that good? no, it's real bad. it's pretty annoying but i kind of like the trolly stuff in rebirth anyway so i'll allow it. thanks, tyrone.
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we still love you though. oh man, that was a good time. good times. oh, good times. alright. really slow run, man. when do you get that cool devil deal? is that floor three? oh great, i didn't get one then. alright.
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i'm always like, i'll die as lilith eventually, but i wanted to die a lot earlier than i did. mr. quaint11, thank you for the... wait, you can see where the secret rooms are with lilith? is that a thing? no, you might have taken a pill or gotten an item or something. that'd be an interesting twist actually for a character. they can see all the secret rooms always. maybe it was the magic gateball thing. not magic gateball, this thing. the crystal ball. the tragic gateball. yeah, crystal ball gives mapping. gives mathis.
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well, i'm liking these batteries because i keep using them to get crystal ball health. but then i have to keep fucking going all the way back to the item room so i can get my friendship box. it sucks. they don't sound like batteries to me, they sound like gooderies if you ask me. i feel like... that was actually really good. i like that one. i also like josh's reaction to that one, especially with it.
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i feel like lilith was designed, i mean it's super early, you know, like the end of the game's release. it's only been out for three days, but i feel like lilith was designed for greed mode. and if you only play greed mode, you're like, man, lilith is really good. you can get like 30 familiars on the same room, but on like a regular mode, i'm just like, oh my god. do all familiars start shooting balls and shit or what? or is it only cthulhu that does that? so the cthulhu gets your tear effects.
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i'm not laughing at the ptsd, i'm laughing at a joke i thought of from earlier. you wouldn't understand. i don't get it. ooh, blue heart. i rode the razor's edge. dude, the razor's edge, that was a sweet finisher. i made it through nearly this whole floor with a half a heart and finally got to the shop and came back. that's amazing. if anyone wants to... i have a seed.
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i can't believe you have a correlation to tell a story from what i just said. wow, you're an interesting part of town. there was a dude who had like a hoodie on and like no shirt under the hoodie and it was zipped way down. so you could see like down to like the middle of his chest. yeah, he's advertising. and then he had a pink gas mask draped around his neck.
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is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice!
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i... it's much more enjoyable now that they patched it. i find, though... i have not played greed mode since the patch actually. the patch happened like this morning, right? it's much harder to break now. yeah, the patch was like midnight or 1230 pst, so... yep. alright, this is my first game today then. with the patch. alright, why don't you give me a seed as well, because i don't want to unlock it and make youtube mad at me. oh, sure. whatever you want. so what i'm doing right now is... i have the little uh... the little horny guy, right? and i'm fighting him. the little horny guy? and he makes those bombs.
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actually, i've heard that green mode has had iv bag removed now. i'm happy good blood machine oh and the blood bank. oh, man. i got happy last night i finally got iv bag and made it work and just sat there next to the like i got steam sale and then sat there next to the two cent red heart and just played blood bank forever and then kept buying more red hearts and just picking up infinite items and i was like alright, i get it now. yeah, my first eat and run i start with an iv bag. that is actually hilarious. oh
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dick handled that i did megastan and i almost had a darkroom run, but i went into the devil deal and had one of those little guys pop up on me. oh man that's awful that sucks yeah, and i also had the megastan key as well and i just hit the darkroom was there from a red chest pretty bad? i don't know like i'm i'm concerned about how to even beat the lost i
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on greed mode. like i'm, i tried to do some runs with it and i was just like, i don't understand.
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toxic blood? thank you for all the donations guys, i'm sorry i can't read them all right now. i think it's bloody lost. yeah it is bloody lost, i'm an idiot. i took jar of flies though. but i don't know if that was the proper decision or what. yeah i'm very conflicted about this.
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yeah, apparently. what's weird is that the seed that nick gave me also works in hard mode. like when i started to run it was like, hey, yeah, this seed is totally valid. so, i don't know, it would be interesting to run like a greed mode seed and a hard mode seed at the same time and see if some of the same items pop up consistently. there's a correlation there. i would hazard a guess probably not, but maybe. yeah. have you guys done today's daily? i'm not sure if dick did that or not. i...
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i hate myself. what was in today's daily, or do you not want to spoil it? i will spoil it if people are okay with it being spoiled. do you have a problem with it being spoiled, little cobalt? i don't care. okay. well, it's a lost daily again. you start with holy mantle, which is completely doable, but then first floor haunts, and i just ate shit. you think these are intended because a lot of them are just... yeah. i would be amazed if they were not.
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so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah.
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i picture you as being like, you're like locked in your room with like, like rebirth screenshots on the wall right now. you have points with thread between them? yeah, exactly. like drawing circles around like, pain's eye patch and then like there's an x on a tinted rock that kind of looks like it in the right tinted room or the right secret room and... dude, there is an x on hush and it looks like the x from the tinted rock. that's what bear was telling you last night. he's like, yo.
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wife taffy was telling me there's a an x on the hush and i looked and it looks exactly like the one name x now you got to watch the trailer from all three die and then check out a minute and nine second alright. i'm kind of like you know you guys figure it out. i'll be here i'll be here accidentally going to the cathedral when i should be going to the dark room. i'm into it. i like it yeah, i like the idea of it, but i'm i'm also like that's cool. you guys figure it out. oh
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should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay.
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i don't let you figure it out. yeah, okay. that's i've given you the keys of the car and i gotta drive that was making a car out of it it's an oval it has to be a circle. oh, they wouldn't do that make me make like a perfect circle dude make it make a triangle i think we're on the same line of thought there. yo this item is sweet. i'm in oh
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sorry guys, i'm trying to dodge here. okay, i gotta work on my dodging. my chat's like, take damage, you're eve! and i'm like, no! you burned that damage off me. we don't just get the damage guys. oh, that's a golden bomb. those are pretty sweet. oh, now i get the other upside down blood tier. other upside oh anemic, yeah. yeah. the one that i thought the other one was.
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i'm telling you're about to say clitoris. yeah nothing wrong with that nothing wrong with that feel free to say clitoris to your heart's content you can say that on this shit god. we've got the m rating we do. yeah peggy 18 we got a glitter bombs d d 20 what are i'm not seeing glitter bombs actually that one was not in the patch, but i haven't seen it yet. oh
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i'm interested. it just is intriguing like what the fuck is that doing there? creepy and intriguing. i was joking yesterday, but it's like man wouldn't it be sweet if like this whole 109 mystery when you finish it off it was just a picture of edmunds balls. yeah, right on stream to get everybody banned. man, i have messed up this green mode run.
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169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm.
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i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times.
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oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode.
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i'm gonna take black and then money equals powers 109 on the list. okay. oh, come on yep, so a dollar i don't see anything creepy all i see next to it was says like times 10 or something or see 10 and then okay 109 on the list hilarious well, that's what five times like 20 so it would be a 109 it'd be like up here somewhere i think it's like the second page
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can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to...
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just, oh we're breaking, we're just gonna break this guys. we're just gonna oomph all over it and... alright. done. remember that time i thought you said clitoris? that's uh... i was nowhere near it! it was glitter boss! glitteris! something about the way that gl leaves your mouth. every time it's like a red herring for me. every time? uh, then if you guys get to actually say the word... that's right, yeah, i don't know.
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abel! i'm wearing your shirt abel. buy that spider you hooligan. i'll buy the spider don't even worry about my spider mon. it's a nice item. i got i was lucky enough the first time i got spider mon i also had libra so i finally got to actually like see mathematically how that changes your damage based on items you pick up. so you pick up like polyphemus and you're like oh, i'm doing like 25% more damage now. that's pretty sweet.
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then there was one more subscriber that i have lost to the ether and will get after this wave. i appreciate it and also agro midget thank you thank you guys really awesome german isaac streamer. oh, really? i appreciate the raid
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it doesn't sound that weird. it's weird in a humorous way. i don't know man, something about it freaks me out. trying to put glitter ses in my mouth, like... geez. nick's talking about mom's box, i'm like what happened? this started the other day when somebody said daddy's cummies and i think you got really uncomfortable about it. you said it! no i didn't say it, somebody in your chat said it. nick came in his chat and he said cummies and i was like what is this guy talking about? i didn't know what he was talking about.
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child leash. child leash? yeah, if it's shrinket. i don't know what it does. hmm. no clue. it'd be sweet if it kept your familiars at a certain range. all the luck. hmm. it might do that. it would be cool if it banished isaac's heart from the entire video game. what is it? someone... i was shit talking lilith and then somebody was like, why do you hate lilith? like, she's not that bad. and then someone replied in my defense but like completely
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i feel like cobalt was espousing the very same sentiment that you just did honestly so... yeah, i mean, i can imagine after a full week basically of playing the game 12 hours a day and watching the game another 3 or 4 hours a day you'd probably be like, you know what? i don't mind slowing down for a little while right now.
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wrinkle in the dark is that a saying that i'm not wrinkle in the dark. you've never heard of it no, i agree. that's a very common saying up here. it's a wrinkle in the dark. that's pretty much where i was going with him. yeah classic d10 classic ronnie james b7 ronnie james dice shard. there's a lot of dice in this game now. i can't keep track of them all.
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so my big experience since yesterday was i managed to install a new video card and it didn't break my entire computer and i'm really excited about that because i was super expecting that to happen. yeah, that's pretty awesome. i even thought about just not doing it until after the show today in case it just put me out of commission, but thankfully it didn't. yeah, that's awesome. i'm very glad to hear that.
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your mom was high as hell when i fucked her last night. yo, dog, that's there's some uncomfortable, uh, you know, interpretations of that, uh, that message there. i don't understand, did someone even say high as hell? did i say high as hell? did chad say high as hell? maybe they didn't met us, you just say somebody fucked your mom for no reason. and she's your mom's addicted to needle drugs. ooh, that's pretty rude.
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that's weird. that, when i saw that i was also thinking pretty much the same thing. i was like, that's a little unusual. i kinda don't like it very much, but i'll go with it. mm hmm. i mean, you know, what were you missing out on there? eh, nothing. i just don't like, you know, being walled off that way. i understand. it's claustrophobia inducing.
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yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far.
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billy bear and banali both resubscribed or just subscribed and then there was also zyan underscore for three months in a row and also, fots shired. oh my god and the codex gamers. thanks very much everybody is that banal or is it banali? banali today, which one did i say? well, you said banali like i
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so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man.
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there is definitely like boss rush and boss hush potential going on here. boss hush? yeah. that's pretty good. did you just think of that? i think it's been in the cooker for a couple days if i'm being honest. well this is a good moment to let it go. that's what i was thinking. it's like, you know, live on the air. give it a shot. and i think if it comes back to you it was meant to be is what they say. right, that's what they say. meant to be yourself. if you love something let it go and all day long you'll have good luck.
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i remember that little saying from when we were youngsters. what about boss kush? it's not really... it's a different pronunciation there, but uh... you fight boss kush on the dank depths. that would actually be... surprising. kind of funny. you fight just like a big ol'... big ol' weed monster. just a nug. just a big ol' nug. i was not gonna say that word, but uh... you were thinking it though. uh, i was thinking along those lines perhaps, yes.
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you got stuff like grandma's boy out there. right, yeah. that was the last piece of weed related media. it came out in 2005. man, is it really that old? that's so old. yes! yes, it is. it's remarkable how enduring it's been, though. i agree with that. just incredible. charm of the batman. alright, sure. whatever. charm of the batman. is that a new item or is it charm of the vampire? yeah, it's the bat. charm of the bat. almost answers the question.
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you probably don't climb up the trees much, but if you're trying to like cut down a huge branch maybe. yeah, you just like a ladder or something. i don't like ladders either, man. you gotta have somebody hold it for you. i find myself on ladders occasionally, and i like, i don't trust myself on them. what was the last thing you needed to do on a ladder? probably like change a light bulb or something. oh, yeah.
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i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day.
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it's not about him crucial boss rush points. no, i don't i don't play by the fucking boss rush rules oh, sorry, the the daily challenge rules for non daily challenges. i play these runs to escape from the daily challenge you know constructs. well, that was weird. i know a roofer who used a ladder that doesn't surprise me isn't that like kind of like step one is they're not like getting on the roof. oh
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how else are you gonna get on the roof? you take a fucking, you know, from russia with love style jet pack or something? after that i said that's all i had to say. oh, okay. that was the end of the point. i'm a little conscious about the lack of all the things that i need right now or have. well you thought this run's amazing, man. well, i'm not guppy yet. i'm nearly guppy. yeah, that makes sense. i have two red hearts and nine lives. damage is like, pretty not great.
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maybe you've missed out on a crucial devil deal or something. there are some of those! krampus. did you reroll krampus's head? i did not, i did not have a charge ready. that hurts real bad, i think. what was in there? death's touch. i like that item. yeah, that's like... it's doing a lot of good stuff right now. guess i'm gonna take celtic cross, cause i need health. i didn't even see that item.
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that was just terrible damage. there's options and also more options, so the options are just everywhere. what does more options even do? like, double your item rooms? oh, doubles your item rooms? that's sweet. i should try to pick that up. it'll be a race between whether i pick that up or pick up brimstone first. and by double, i mean it just gives you two options. right, yeah. i forget now there's things that actually do double lots of stuff, so... diplopia is pretty dope. pretty dopely, yeah.
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is i was thinking about it, but sorta doesn't work at all. no, i know. oh, okay. we're good curse of the docket or curse of the curse of the docket. that's what we have wednesday curse of the curse of the tower plus pyro is op that makes a lot of sense i also feel though that like a lot of the stuff in pyro is op. oh
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i don't know, cobalt was saying maw of the void. maw of the void, you wait for the enemies to spawn and then something something. yeah it makes a big circle doesn't it and then it pulls everything into the circle and eats it. is that what it does? i think so. alright well let's see, chad help me out man. you tell me what it does. and also meet me at grub's tavern. maw of the void is great. i believe this. top impa butterfree two months in a row.
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i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket?
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you're over is it tommy. what is that every once in a while? there's just the random a random thing that comes out of my body when when do i know when it's used i? asked in chat, but then i was unable to read because i was playing it at the same time. it's okay. i understand hey, garfondo i'm almost like to the point where i'm like i'm gonna take the hush out of my regular rotation because i just i get so frustrated i
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i was watching bizsnap earlier and he's gone back in the direction of that they are testing your dps with the first phase of hush. really? so i'm wondering when this will end. it's obvious that, you know, something is going on there. but just don't know what. edmund's balls, thank you very much for the subscription. should be seeing a picture of those pretty soon. i hope so, and i... all you gotta do is lose eight lives on, uh, on hush.
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maybe we just shift it all back a little bit and play more bomber knots or i was thinking why don't we just do one more isaac hard mode run okay, if we can knock that out in time. all right. what do you wanna do? yeah, just give me a seat for hard mode we don't have to do isaac we can do eden or something. it's up to you. yeah eden. that's good hard mode seed coming g2 sh okay pdc seven
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alright. what bishnab said was proved false. it's the damage throughout the whole fight, the more damage you do at any time, the more defense he has. lowering your damage lowers his armor, letting you get in more damage before his armor goes back up. yeah, i think i need someone smarter than myself to suss out the min maxi kind of way of dealing with the armor mechanic and then
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just one of those happy little things that you find in the background. it's just kind of gonna help you run out a little. substantially, are we gonna be happy little trees. cash going here. you can unlock the secret on this run? no, probably. as long as it doesn't require beating hush, that's what, uh, that's all i care about. i had a rules card and it was like, deny his gifts to obtain the true reward. and i was like, yeah, there you go. all right, who's gonna beat, uh, lost, greed mode, never picking up any items? oh, deny it's probably like, uh,
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it's just silence or the wrath of the lambs. just kidding. we're playing after birth now. i'm sorry, josh. you have something to say? what's up? how's it going? it's about time. the disrespect was was absurd there. oh, we were. i didn't realize that you had that on. fuck you, man. i didn't know.
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i swear. if i fuck you right here. no, it's welcome to the northernlion live super show. it's the monday november 9th 2015 edition. i as always am your host northernlion, joining my esteemed co host rock lee smile. greetings. and of course we've got jason with oti as well, showering us with disrespect from all over the coasts. i didn't realize that was on. you literally left.
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right as i was like we're gonna play the intro and then you were like i'm back and i said okay we're playing the intro and then you were like quiet for a second. what did i miss? mmm. yeah sorry, it wasn't josh. it was me that was doing that disrespect. oh, that is not don't give him crap over it you gave josh crap you nick don't protect him. okay? yeah, he needs to learn from his own follies. all right. oh, sorry. oh
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i'd recommend not going to the curse room. that is correct. dj khaled is unfortunately from miami, but we'll take him if you guys don't want him. all he does is win. justin bieber is, well, he has rapped, but mostly that was probably the result of usher's influence, so... i would count him as a canadian crooner, more so than a canadian rapper, but...
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he's like said john cena is every meme i kate and i look it's no secret we've been playing a lot of magic gathering every time we go to like a local game store and play i hear someone sing the john cena theme yeah, and like multiple different stores. they'll be like and for turn three i tap to mana and john cena's music bump on up on the first time i was like, oh it's like endearing and now they're all witwicks fans. oh, fuck. oh
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yeah john, you think john cena's never had a birthday? you guys get any bombs for these tinted rocks? i want them. oh shit dude, i got one! yeah dude, if you build it they will come. actually, let's ignore the fact that it was like mathematically programmed to drop there, but still. which bomb did you guys get? i got the black bomb that you used to blow up a rock. i got the one with the key as well. if you got the gold bomb, let us know, because that one's pretty solid. yeah, that's useful. you can make a lot of tintos happen with that.
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yes, i don't know who told you that but i would advise both of you the same thing if you have too late for me, the pills have been taken. to avoid that fate. i would, you know, without spoiling anything, i was doing the brains challenge today. and, uh, that's triple bob's brain and he can't use ears. that sounds awesome!
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there were fun parts and frustrating parts. nothing was more frustrating than going to the second secret room right before the mom fight with two and a half hp and your blue baby, getting a health downgrade and a bad trip pill and just being down and then just being like, alright, well i guess we just lost then. yeah, it's not like this took 45 minutes to get to this point, right?
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uh, well, for whatever reason, i was loving life. it took me like 18 minutes. i did ball stretch actually. what? we had very different runs. i also re rolled the whole run. so the pills are bad, all of them? i would take none of them, yeah. there might have been one speed upgrade, but i don't remember what it was. so my brains challenge run was actually the one that i said like you've got to watch this video when i put it up because i think it was the best run i've ever done in my life. really?
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it was terrifying and it was a rollercoaster ride and i thought i was gonna have heart palpitations by the end. sub notification. i'm telling all around, welcome mr. wizard to jsmith town. and he had a show up for 25 months in a row. and then i think there was someone else. dark underscore rug. i'm telling all around. that's a great name. yeah!
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there's a lot of things like i still don't understand people buying. why would you buy mud flaps for your car? what does this do? keeps your car from getting muddy? yeah, it shoots up on the car behind you a lot of the time. yeah, i think it's more... oh god! it's like a... log off! joe, just log off. up down the hall around. welcome to jason. it's a gesture of goodwill to the cars driving behind you as i... that's what i was gonna say. it's not for you. oh, okay.
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i mean you love driving too. i thought the mud flap was to protect your vehicle, but knowing that it protects the vehicle behind you i've misjudged the mud flappers my whole life. yeah, gen s90 up and all around let's keep this sub train going i like where this is at. there's a lot of mushrooms in this one guys. i love those. are you getting mushrooms? not yet. it was in a row. i don't have any bombs. item rooms that are mushrooms. what? i got a mini mush for my first item room then i got this weird skinny dick mushroom.
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well, like when you bring it to the chest, if it drops the chest, it'll be an item. i have no keys. but it's not a guarantee. no keys. i need a secret room pretty badly. i hope it's this one. oh my god! underground monorail up down all around. welcome to j. smithtown. thank you very much. that's also a good name. yeah, it's like a subway. yeah, that's literally, i think they subscribed yesterday and i was like, that's like a, we'd call it a subway, but you do you, man. it's really cool.
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you're not gonna be blue baby. i completed the satan land of this, of question mark man. you did like down to shoal or down to the dark room? shoal and then the goat prince. the lamb. i think i beat the lamb with him as well. but it was bullshit because i lambed him with another character and then the other, cause i had, i don't know, i was somehow blue baby man.
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oh, oh, uh, someone in chat gave good data. it's j6ot9 up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. but actually it wasn't him. but there was another person who said, lamb is baby sheep. the sheep is generally called mutton. mmm, that's true, yeah. when you go to a restaurant, it's like mutton. yeah. because if it were sheep, you'd be like, what do i care? i'm not gonna eat a sheep. what do i look like? eh, lamb chop. god, stop blowing up, you blow upper.
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you're getting lost. i accidentally pressed a q. that uses your card. yeah, i didn't want to because i had like, i just killed like the mini boss room and then i used it after all the enemies were dead and it was like, your tears follow the enemies. oh yeah, that's good. yeah, i mean it's a good card. it's not the opportunity time to use it, you know what i mean? was it the magician? yeah, it was the magician. i had a feeling based on your description. mmm, that's good.
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i haven't quite figured out how to use that properly yet. yeah there's probably a great strategy for it. i just don't know what it is. it's gonna ignore it sad bombs that's an okay item. yeah, that bombs gets in the wind. thank you for your five months in a row and sorry if i'm being a little bit despondent right now i only just like 20 minutes ago was at the very end of undertale so it was a bit emotional and now i'm trying to bring back my normal self
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did ben affleck get pulled out of the elevator by bruce willis at the very end? i'm not gonna say it was like that, but it was pretty intense. no, armageddon was in ships, it wasn't intense. yeah, it was intense. you're thinking of schitt's creek, the canadian television show starring eugene levy. yeah. no, i'm not spoiling undertale anybody, i'm just saying. just emotional. i think you would expect that. fuck.
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like you have to tell me that you're gonna fight me if i spoil after how our chat was going down. come on now oh, there's the fruit cake. apparently it was pretty intense people are still heated up over it at the end of undertale. would you say that you could stay awake just to hear you breathing? could you close your eyes and thank god we're together i could do those things would i know probably not i
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it's the new what happened to the old skype? everyone has hated it forever. oh yeah, it got ads. yeah, that was like, people were pretty displeased about that. yeah. i wonder why they did that. so they can make money, that was the answer. yeah, probably so they could make money, is my guess.
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weird they also use like your voice data. i think to market to you sometimes. that's cool. i don't use it by that that's that's some science fiction level shit that i'm not quite it just seems really odd how many times they've offered me an ad based on what i was just talking about maybe it is just an accident but no it's because you're probably like google searching it at the same time to figure out stuff to talk about oh
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wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though?
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there's a huge difference between living forever and retaining your youth by the way. yeah, but i'm just saying what if? that's not what the question said. so why don't you get off on some weird technicality? i get off on weird technicalities on a regular basis. yeah, that's just... god dammit. beat me to it. is there not just like a, like a slash on ban you can do to on ban everybody? i don't know. for like everybody at once? no, i mean, i was just typing them in one at a time. you do type them in one at a time?!
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not dynamite it's not dynamite. you know watch it explode. yeah, i was thinking about the planes in tony august pro skater 4. yeah, yeah the prison level alcatraz, yeah, what about it?
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no, that was the tnt level. what are you talking about? this is a rotating soundtrack, josh. yeah, i know, but i like to play it on that particular level. and you should too. i had preferences about that too. like on the skatepark level, i'm like, that's express yourself by nwa. yeah. every time. it just fits, man. it doesn't. it could. but i was 14.
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i don't know, it depends. you might have more post its unlocked but i've got some challenges sorted as well. i did have a dream that the bonus content unlocked and there was some super mega greed boss that was even bigger, that was like 10 times bigger than that boss and it was like in a hush room.
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and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah
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mr.. isaac isaac man all right first room gb bug i am prepared for this. i got you to poop in my first room. oh, oh i said then oh i was that world's i reroll that and i got the d 100 i got a crowd
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all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save.
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i don't know, just a follower run. ooh, that's not bad. so nick, i finally did the guardian challenge. oh, how did that go? i understand where you were coming from when you said that it's absolutely bullshit. at the time, and even for like the first couple of floors on the run, i was like, i mean this is weird but it's not so bad. and then i fought red mom and was just like, oh, so this is just oh, she's a stomper. you just lose!
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so, for my first try for speed though, i did like a speedrunner would do it and i reset till i got an item i was comfortable with. oh, okay. still, i think that's still pretty impressive. because i feel like that's kind of what it was meant, how that one was meant to be played almost. i agree with that. and to be fair, the item i went with starting with was daddy's long leg. oh, you say it like i say it, you say daddy's long leg? nice. well, there's not two legs, so...
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yeah, he's only got one leg, right? i just really wanted to lampshade the one leg element, because, you know, daddy's got a leg and it's here for you. so, and then i actually ended up finding brimstone, like my first devil deal, which is pretty carry. but then i had to rush through the levels with two hearts for like five floors, with just brimstone and daddy's love, but... it was pretty scary, but we got it done. i was in like 12 minutes or something.
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incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one
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coins. every room is a coin. oh, pay to play? pay to play, yeah. pay to play, i found it fun. i thought it was probably the most creative one. i think i enjoyed that one the most, even though it was a little frustrating. i made some serious mistakes on that one, but i realized it like halfway through because i was trying to give money to the blood bank, not realizing, hey, it's taking money from me. i'm actually losing a coin like every couple of hits. yeah. so once i figured that out, i was like, okay, we just got to keep the coins then.
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creative challenge, i wish they were more like that one. i quite like the brains challenge as well and i thought that onan's streak was a fun idea. you know what, that was my idea and they just made, i feel like they made it a little too op. like... the damage is so good.
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on this run because it's just a d100 so i'm like wow whatever. i didn't find that. tractor tears, that's fun. tractor bean tears are a lot of fun. i got teeth. i also got small rock. yeah. but then i re rolled it into something else. i also got small rock and then re rolled it into something else. it was like i'm the intersection point for these two seeds. thank you very much dickfuckthedongsmasher, welcome to the quarry. glad to have you man.
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i would feel like the ring was just made to capitalize on the emerging technology of the vhs market in the year 2000 2001 god it was was it 98 or 2001. i can't remember is definitely i don't know if it was oh one or oh two i'm gonna say oh two actually is it was a big deal freshman year of high school people are you man enough to see the ring?
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you know, it's just weird because i never thought to even question it when i was watching it as a younger version of myself. and now i just, it went off in my head, i'm like this makes no sense. also i got anti grav tiers with tractor beam and it's fucking weird. i kind of like it though. thank you by the way, it was like egg papa sarong hey, which is like english and korean for i love you egg egg father.
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sounds pretty dope. uhhh, is that kidney shot or something? what is...? antigrav and tractor book. oh, okay. yeah, those are weird. oh, i had that yesterday. i had that with loki's horns and it was like spazzing because sometimes it would keep my tears bundled up and then the loki's horns would stay behind. it's weird. wait, so it knows when the... the beam is only in front of you, right? but loki's horn will shoot out everywhere. how does it know what to do with the other tears?
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it just like leaves them there like the regular. oh, it's like rav and then only the ones out in front are kind of like in limbo interesting yeah, it's a little crazy. i get that tinted rock back here. i don't think i did hello virgin weasels i like your bob ross emote. i love how much bob ross is getting attention these days. it's so good i was drawing on my girlfriend's stream last night, and i was calling myself cob ross. oh
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i dropped art as soon as we could in high school. unfortunately, i wish that i was a better artist, but i'm absolutely terrible. like, no eye for graphic design at all. i can like picture what i want in my head and then make it look nothing like that on the paper. i'm like, my head, this is like picasso level shit, you know? oh.
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you know, sometimes it just takes a little bit of practice to bring out a little bit more in you, because i was terrible actually at drawing up until like the second year before college. and then i actually just started sitting down and like really taking time to pay more attention to things and i actually got a lot better. to the point where i kind of wanted to make a career out of it and then, you know, i ended up not doing that but i still got the graphic design education anyway. in the words of bob ross, talent is just a pursued interest. yeah! oh.
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and then there was some more that i forgot after that, that was pretty cool too. so, i don't want to misquote that. thank you, duckstar, for the four puns. gotta eat the booty like groceries. i mean, he's got the hair for it. the booty hair? i guess, i don't know. i like that. yeah, there's some people trying to get me to get a perm and i'm just like, my dainty soft hair is not...
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it's amazing. what is the host, dude? does that guard me from bombs? i don't know. guys, i still don't know what this item does. yeah, it's explosion damage. doesn't hurt you anymore. yeah. okay, well that's pretty freaking sweet. yeah, it's not bad. take that. i kept waiting for it to pop up the first time i found it. yeah, same here. i was like, okay, you know, we've had our fun, but when does this shit pop up? i'm ready. it's like those little tentacles that never do anything, but you expect them to. but holding still pays, man. like, come on.
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all those items that you can pick up, like you can dump them into your junk file and it automatically goes towards whatever you want to build on your base. so it gives them a good use and the mod system for the weapon seems really cool. so... okay, so my little host head did just pop up. what? what? it actually popped up and it blocked a regular tier from hitting me. i have never seen that play. wow! that was insane. i wonder if they patched that in because i had never seen that even once.
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i've never seen that either and it just went bloop on my little head and i blocked a tear from hitting me. that was amazing. well that's exciting. see there are still new things to find out in isaac sometimes. yeah when it blocks tears like infamy. oh. even a week after launch we can still learn new things. luke says it happens really rarely. rarely huh? maybe it's tied to luchstad or something. could be, they like to do that every now and then these days i feel like.
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man, that dream felt so real. i was like, excited about waking up and going to kill like, ultra mega deathgreed. man. what is this demonic room? i haven't seen it. it's a button room. i'm almost at the point where like, i want to have like a separate fallout save file. because my thing with fallout since like june has been that i just do it on my subscriber stream. so once a week for three hours we play. which was fine with new vegas because it was like,
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i played for three hours like on monday and i was like i'm ahead of the curve and now i'm like i'm 200% behind the curve for everybody and i feel like the back seating is gonna be ridiculous so i almost want to have a second save file but instead i just drafted magic the gathering last night. there you go. oh yeah constant spoils, constant spoils. i've been spoiled the same thing like 20 times already.
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i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah
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i did get brimstone mom's knife and i was like, oh, yeah that still exists. but mm hmm and ludo sticky bomb tears is very strange i had one build the other day that i rolled into like just randomly with a d100 or a dice room i can't remember but i had like eight knives around me and they were spinning and i couldn't throw them and
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the piercing shot is lovely, but man, that is unlikely. what is kiss of death? cobalt told me what it was yesterday. i already forgot actually. oh, you got a different item than i did on your shop, i think. or in your item room, i think. i got common cold. oh. yeah, that is different. i think we have different unlocks, probably. i still have a lot of green mode shit to do. okay. because i've been grinding out those challenges for...
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how are you doing on this fine thursday afternoon, nick? i had a nice chuckle i watched the nintendo direct. i saw there was some internet uproar about this. what's going on? why are people mad at nintendo now? well, nobody's really that mad. i think it's just me just having a laugh a little bit. but the culmination of the whole thing was their announcement that cloud is coming to final fantasy. he's already been there, to smash brothers. ok.
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as a character, so we're gonna beat people up with our buster swords. is that how people are happy about this or people are sad about this? i think probably pretty happy. well, i was hoping so, you know.
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i just had a chuckle because the way they started it out gave a little bit and maybe this is me reading in too far but a little bit of a metroid vibe because it showed a bunch of stars for a while. and then they closed in on the usual smash brothers logo and i was like, oh man, could have just been a metroid announcement. yeah. yeah. one day man, one day. thank you tbaa for the wreath sub and starbright plays for the new sub as well, much appreciated.
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also, there's a character named linkle now. so yeah, there's like it's like a female link, right? yeah, i'm not really sure where that came from but there it's a thing now i know there was like i don't want to say uproar necessarily, but there was like a clamoring for it last year and and maybe that is what is resulted in it actually coming out next they just have to make like a female zelda and then they'll have all of the
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this is incredible. i can't believe it still works. old school jimmy rustling is what that is. it's better than the like, i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow thing. oh, that was bullshit. wait, what is that one? you know, that's the one where someone had to put chet goes, nl, i want to watch the show, but i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow. and then everybody in chet goes, 100 words? that's only like two sentences. like what do you do? i do like a thousand word essays every day in my program. and you're like, yeah.
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i don't know where you are. oh, i was in the burning basement one having just beaten the boss. i was going back to clean up a little bit. sensible. good idea. don't blame you. so how was your day so far? anything new? it's been good. i did the daily. today's daily was a lot of fun.
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it's like my favorite archetype for a daily. it lasted until the dark room, so it was like a full run. and it wasn't too tough, but it wasn't too easy. and i put down a score i can be relatively proud of, so i like that. and i did the nuclear throne daily, and the nuclear throne daily was fun. you just made a career out of doing all the dailies every day for everything. that's pretty much where we're at, man. that's my new business proposition. you do the sponky daily, you do the catacomb kids daily.
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i don't know, there's gotta be a few others. it should be a minecraft daily. i can't wait for that. that's gonna be the best. it was pretty good though, you know. i had a bagel. oh those are fantastic. yeah, i've been on like a little bit of a bagel kick lately. and that's about it. that's my day. only cream cheese? that's it? it was, it was herb and garlic cream cheese. okay. you know, it's not like i'm messing with that like irrelevant shit, you know. i just figured there'd be bits of some kind of veggie in there.
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i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there.
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yeah, i imagine they are. i bet that they are very pleased with this. oh, that's the good stuff right there. i just wanted to know where my damn linkle dlc is. come on. it's the next one, the legend of zelda. i thought it was zaldo. yeah, legend of zelda and linkle saves zelda. prince zelda from the whatever. i don't know. if it's good, i don't care. if it's bad, i don't care either, i guess, but for different reasons. it's all good.
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i'm sick of these goddamn anime sword guys in smash. to be fair, there are a lot of anime sword guys in smash. you got, well i mean they're not necessarily all guys, i don't want to offend anybody, but you know, you got your mards and your roys and your shulks and your, i don't even know what i thought a shulk was that little turtle thing in this.
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i was hoping you're gonna do it because i didn't have the vocabulary to put it together. so it's camp below camp below confirm for smash that'd be pretty sweet. i'd be in rock band smash brothers crossover i love you so the new rock band when you i've been playing a decent amount of it. i'm having a good time a self aware good time and it builds your setlist on the fly like when you play a show instead of picking every single song it gives you like options to vote on but sometimes it'll give you an option that's like
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i'm for it for the most part and now i don't get to feel bad about taking it because it never shows up for me apparently. somebody tweeted me earlier today and said which would you take here and it was a picture of mom's knife and brimstone. i was like well i guess you pick brimstone for the synergies these days right? i would i like brimstone more. it depends slightly. like first off my question is like why not just take both of them? didn't have enough hearts.
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the devil deal. well yeah, i mean i assumed it was a devil deal, but like... and which overrides the other one? i assume it would be brimstone? it depends on the order you take them, i think. i think if you take both of them they would just become a brimstone beam that shoots knives. like not a brimstone beam, but basically like a monstro's lung, mom's knife kind of situation, except it would all shoot straight out in front of you. but yeah, i think brimstone is probably more fun.
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mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm
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so there was a minor developing story happening in my chat as i was starting up. i don't know if there's truth to this, but you can feel free to confirm or deny if you know anything. there was apparently an achievement uncovered that says that the lost will soon hold holy mantle? mmm, interesting.
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i don't know how to feel about that other than supreme joy, but i don't know what the requirements are to get that item i think that's an extremely positive change if they actually end up doing it because we've been doing these dailies with the holy mantle on the lost and they've been a lot of fun right like i don't know if you played yesterday's daily. i did not it was the lost holy mantle and no item rooms, and it was totally fine, okay, so
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it was like actually fun to play. some people have said it was tedious, but i had a great time on it. i would love to see that change permanently if that's actually what's being added or changed. chris hates it. that kind of changes the whole thing, doesn't it? i mean you end up in the situation where all you need to find now is nine lives.
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then you're on a really really strong run. i think it makes it easier, but it also makes the the character much more fun so i think it comes down to like whether you you care about like the bravado of having beaten the loss before it was easy, yeah, or if you care about actually having a character that is like a little bit more meaningful to play as chris haste and blue bagel of sun crustables. thanks for the gargantuan recess much appreciated. oh
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like i would prefer if the lost was a character that was still difficult and unique, but people weren't like, oh i'm never gonna touch it again now that i've finished it. it was this immense pressure that i didn't want on my mind to know that i couldn't beat these things so i had to rise to the occasion, right? couldn't just leave it.
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it's funny looking at sort of the retrospective of the situation because i remember when i first found out loss was even a thing at all i was like well, i'll never do that. that sounds like a nightmare. i'm not interested in ever participating in that eventually like well, it's still there. i still haven't done it so i guess i just have to do it now and you know, i feel like i got a lot better at the game for having put myself through it it was a bit of an ordeal though. i don't know sometimes i love the isaac community but sometimes i do find it a little bit like
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you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well...
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it sounds like there's nothing that will make everybody happy. you might be right, but to play devil's advocate, the one time that i did say it was bad game design, i was really more complaining about the fact that there are rooms that can instantly do damage to you that they didn't seem to care to get rid of. so that would be the point where if you just address that, i think we could be more okay with it purely killing you all the time.
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know rob was quite worried about them, but he also just unlocked the seller the other day yeah, he's gonna sometimes he's gonna have to fight haunt now. that's a tough life thank you very much ergo me smart for the 14 months in a row welcome back you get some kitty cat chat for you, please. i'm just tearing this run up at this point. oh, yeah this is sitting in health cap everything is peachy brimstone one hit killing everything i just finished boss rush didn't even like lampshaded i
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