Quotes about “I think I would be a man of the cloth”
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me? i think i'd do alright. i think i'd do alright in the 16th century. i think i'd be like a man of the cloth or i'd be like one of the like 5% of the population that's literate. so i would be employed as like a dude that writes stuff down or something like that. i would have an indispensable skill. you? i'm thinking best case scenario, guy who warms up the toilet seat for the king before the king sits on the toilet.
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now last time it fucked us, but this time, this time, we go down to two, and then we farm. and then we craft. you strike me more as like a wizard? i don't know, honestly. i think this is my honest take, and i get you don't get to like choose your role in medieval society, like you're pretty much born into it, like 99.5% of the time. i think i would be like a man of the cloth. because i think like if you were
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you'd have been shoveling manure? nah, man. i think that would have been a waste of my talents. i think i would have been a man of the cloth. the buttress of windsor. fuck you, ouroboros. that stunk. you'd be the jester? i don't think so, man, because there was like one jester for a whole kingdom. like, that's tough. queso would be the jester, man. i think i would be a man of the cloth. first to follow martin luther? no shot. i would have waited to see how that shit shook out. i need you.
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me? i think i'd do alright. i think i'd do alright in the 16th century. i think i'd be like a man of the cloth or i'd be like one of the like 5% of the population that's literate. so i would be employed as like a dude that writes stuff down or something like that. i would have an indispensable skill. you? i'm thinking best case scenario, guy who warms up the toilet seat for the king before the king sits on the toilet.
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i think i want any of these. i keep going for titanium. it's like, i don't trust titanium. yeah, i think i could have been a good man with a cloth. i'm not daydreaming about it now. i'm like lighting the braziers and stuff like that or whatever they're called. the sconces. i just feel like i'm the type of guy where like if someone came to me with a problem, i would be like, wow, that's just like this psalm. i mean, remember what john said in psalm 1731?
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half a pound off of like each of my like oblique areas right around the surface and i would just have some recovery time and then i'd be good to go. plus i'd have a pound of gold. no, i think it would probably get infected and you'd die immediately. no, they'd just wrap it with like a bandage or something. they didn't have bandages back then? they were doing all sorts of crazy stuff back then. they had a cloth back then man.
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