Quotes about “I swear it to be true”
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it's a much better workout than if you're a good skier, i think, because you spend 99% of your time breaking. so i know you're looking at this by the way and you're like, is my boy really not gonna use the d100? i swear to you it's true until at least we come back with dark judas if we come back. i don't want to lose our respawn, maybe be on 1 hp, ipecac, my reflection, etc, etc. like all these other people, they're like, wow, skiing is such great exercise, snowboarding is such great exercise. i see them, they're just going down the hill.
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you're gonna find this next part hard to believe. i swear to you it's true though. i then checked my email. i received an email from a influencer management studio that said, hey just saw on twitter that you might be in the mall of america. just wanted you to know if you're interested in coming by for a tour we'd love to have you. you guys got me in trouble.
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don't know what you would call it not not like erotic nudity. i love it. i have no idea if it's true i swear, it's gonna accept it i'm not gonna swear that it's true, but i swear that it was told to me as if it were true and i believed it yeah, you're not lying right someone else i may be giving you a secondhand lie from like four years ago but and if you know what that is please post it in the comments or tweet me because i've been trying to find it and
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10 seconds later, what's up mathis? 3 hours later. you like sandwiches? i swear to god. at least your phone's not playing jazz anymore randomly, right? yeah, it is true. who's phone was... wait, playing jazz randomly? yeah, rob's phone was broken and it wouldn't stop playing jazz. it did do that, yeah. that's so weird. dude, egress looks pretty cool actually, to be honest with you.
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meg resta, i swear to you, it's not a misogynist bit. but it's true, it's true. as the person who has adopted the role of the husband in my relationship with my wife, every once in a while we have our own closets and then for a while i would open it up and i would be missing some clothes hangers. i didn't say anything because i was like, it's completely plausible that i just, you know, thought that i had more clothes hangers than i actually do. then some of the clothes started making their way into my closet, which is not a problem by the way.
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it's not as common these days as it used to be, but it's still within the realm of possibility, i swear. this game is sus as hell? okay, then play something worse, man. it doesn't matter to me. the main thing, the principle that i try to live by is like if you're living in the world today, you'll be hearing the slang that the wu tang say. and if you stick with that, then as far as i'm concerned, you're cool in my books. that's damn true. i'm not doing the rest of the lyrics.
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saying shit like, fuck putting a man on the moon, we need to figure out how paper beats rock. in a world like that, it just feels so strange, man. i'm not shirtless right now. i swear i'm not shirtless. oh no, wait, you're saying you're gonna be... you're waiting to be shirtless until chicken potato makes you a shredded monster? i'm putting down money on it? can i tell you something? i'm being dead ass with you. i swear this is 100% true. i would put a heart rate monitor on the screen right now. i thought i didn't have abs.
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9 minutes 48 seconds. to be fair, those two that you saw was like a stupid anomaly in mine. but they're not an anomaly because it's every time. this whole wipe, i swear, those are the two longest ones. i don't know, that map for some reason. it's weird. no, it's true. and then you'd spend 11 minutes loading woods or whatever and then
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it is a very similar looking... oh, i was gonna buy the shark but i was like, let me be smart and get the zebra first. son of a bitch. round eight? i think it's a little late for leech camel, bro. i don't know. if you were in the coffin for seven days and didn't have to piss but i was also in the coffin with you and i was on fire, what would you do in that situation? i don't know if i could piss on command. i would definitely... you have my honest... i swear to you it's true. i would at least try.
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almost all of whom said, oh yeah, we don't do ear wax removal. so i went to an audio, i swear this is true. i went to an audio and i was asking the other audiologists what to do. and they were like, oh, he suggests you go to a walk in clinic, which is basically like telling you to suck them off because to go to a walk in clinic and be like, my ears dirty. it's like, i don't know if you've been to a walk in clinic.
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