Quotes about “I love you jesus christ”
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oh, jesus christ. well, anemia is doing a ton of damage, but i don't really love the idea of doing, like, you know... ugh. of taking so much damage on a room full of dingles. these guys shouldn't be that hard. no thank you, sir. i'm not interested in your newsletter. i think we have, like, homing tiers on this one. it's a little bit easier to have ludovico technique aim itself.
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why does an l have a four times red? oh red dot on a shotgun cuz i know sorry, po pius. oh, oh, oh she got it jesus christ there there i have one armor po pius you're stuck on the column man. oh pius love towards me nice. yes, you can do it good job kate you should have this guy shoot you in the leg and then bring you back to life. oh oh
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those look like real fucking close. they didn't even hit, the shots didn't even hit. oh! no! hush, you dirty bitch! dirty bitch. i mean, i guess why wouldn't we hold book of shadows? i don't know what i was hoping for there. jesus christ. northernlions adventures in hush continue. i love this 1 2 wii boxing punch from bob's brain, man. this is perfect.
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i even went to a higher club and it still went lower. man, i'd love to just dunk the shit out of that ball. i know, right? it's gotta feel so good. one second, i'm cheating. you're using, pulling out the spreadsheet? no, i'm using the shot preview. ah yeah, that's a spreadsheet. it's not looking good, john. jesus christ, john. fuck you, john. he's like, that's the best you can ask for. it's not looking good.
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jesus christ, i've been a little guilty probably of you know i see an enemy. oh, that's not what i'm looking for i see an enemy, and i'm like no this enemy is not worth my pyromancy yo we are a pyromancer every enemy is worth our pyromancy at this point, and i truly believe this i love big brother three fire bombs lovely oh i really thought that we were gonna
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i would love nearby enemies to be... no, actually, let's take meaty club, man. so i can smack some enemies myself. let's turn this into true vampire survivors. oh, jesus christ! i can't unlock that. are you crazy? what's my other spell? okay, 50% chance of having a relic or spell scroll in a chest. now that's good stuff. i need to do some damn damage. let me get an archer, i guess. hey, vow in time.
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turn to page 405 for the king of carrot flowers part 2. that's actually a plus 4. first it's a plus 2 because it's a neutral milk hotel reference. then it's a plus 2 because the king of carrot flowers part 2 is just the only lyrics for the first minute and a half of the song are i love you jesus christ. so you really thought that joke through. unlike the corners joke, it actually makes sense in two different ways, which is why you earn yourself a plus 4.
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girl bosses who tried to shake up the way we live our lives by the way, okay jesus christ i got that one. i was thrown out of a window and trampled to death by horses who am i jezebel did not know i lived in a big fish for three days i love this picture of jonah man. it looks like chuck norris. i guess it's not a photo i was sold into slavery by my brothers joseph really trust no one not even yourself okay, judas do it. you know what? i'd take it back. i
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i don't think i wanna... if i could avoid fighting the bird, i would love to avoid fighting the bird. jesus christ! chill, man! oh, that's bullshit. that's baloney and you know it. get me out of there. how many motherfuckers are there, man? too many motherfuckers. i know that's right. so i got three esties, that's not too bad. oh my god, and then the storm. and then if it's not one thing, it's another, man. well, you gotta pay.
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now, this is another room where i would love to use this chariot card. people are like, jesus christ, shut up about the chariot card already! you've seen it a thousand times, you don't need to act like it's the greatest item in the game. i'm just trying to make sure i'm using it at the appropriate time, you know? well, we're gonna go fight in here. it's daddy longlegs. so, we're gonna use the chariot card largely because we just had to...
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