Quotes about “I had sepsis”
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732.020
and then like their wife is like, oh our fast pass for mickey and minnie's runaway railways is coming up and they're like... and then i didn't realize they're getting into fights in the parking lot on the way back. gotta be a re roll for me man. okay it might just be the sun. i'll give you that one. it is pretty sunny a lot of the time. had a guy get upset with me for walking my dog yesterday? well how were you walking him? info? how were you walking him? sepsis.
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that was cereal? i can't go through this room anymore, man. it's too much. no, i didn't eat it, but like i honestly, i was kind of like interested in it because i was pooping too much. but then i also thought like, i mean, if there had just been a physical barrier to prevent me from passing like a bowel movement, i definitely would have like exploded and died. like my internally my colon would have ripped and i would have gone into sepsis and died for sure.
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1897.680
blah, blah, blah. i had sepsis. it doesn't work like that, huh? blah, blah, blah. i had pitting edema that my doctor just went, well, i don't really know what's going on with that. yeah, we know, we know. it's some steps, man. got a defib? what the hell is a half grip? isn't that like harry potter? empty room is a hell of a prank, man. i don't know why it feels so much worse to like loot the bathroom than it does to loot the regular rooms. like i'm always like, i don't even want to go into this room.
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you shocked me so much i broke my ankles. you should hear how much doctors dehumanize people. oh, i've been to a hospital before for because i was sick. so i'm not saying all doctors, there's some great doctors out there. blah, blah, blah. i had sepsis. doesn't work like that, huh? thoughts on people that stand in the melee range of the baggage claim. yeah, that is also pretty bad. if everybody just, it's a tragedy of the commons thing. if everybody stood
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like you know what? people are like every time the salmonella shit comes up people are like people talk i almost died. i had sepsis! i had fucking sepsis man! people are like why do you see all these complain about the food poisoning? i had blood poisoning man! my leg was rotting off of my fucking knee! real boy! and people are like yeah i almost died, i almost died. it's crazy you deserve that shit give him another one. yeah! that's the mandate of fucking heaven bro! why?
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2387.18
like somewhere between 8 and 72% of people that had sepsis experienced cognitive decline. i don't know, maybe i've just been sort of like, you know, i have a toddler. i haven't been sleeping that well. that could also explain cognitive decline or getting like a little bit older as well could explain some cognitive decline. but i'm like, nah man, now i finally have a reason. it's the damn sepsis.
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and i actually think possibly getting it to work with a pug at some point is worth the squeeze here. that's not so bad. nobody really needs a level here. that's fine. badger? mushroom, mushroom. snake, snake. oh, it's a snake. i once had sepsis. they gave me literally two ibuprofen. that's crazy. they should be in prison. maybe, i don't know. maybe they should get a medal of... i would love to know your thoughts on this.
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1582.38
i want to start this by saying that i don't know if i had sepsis and i know people are probably like you would know but like i don't know if i because like it when when my leg was getting all messed up from the infection that i had like
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1741.76
i was like, listen, i don't want to be like a huge thorn in the medical system side and be like i diagnose myself online. but like all my systems, all my symptoms seem to line up with this thing that i just found out about online called sepsis or cellulitis. i had cellulitis, i just had to use crutches. are you telling me it's not just a rash? because twitch chat despite never having seen it before or knowing that it existed seemed pretty confident that it was just a rash or something.
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3284.26
it's just sugar and like aspartame in pill form, right? these don't do anything. this is what you take when you like have a headache. although i will say, when i frickin' smashed my thumb into the door, as you can see right here, mind the subungual hematoma, i did take a tylenol, i think it helped out. anybody else think tylenol actually does something? maybe. maybe, i could see it. i once had sepsis, they gave me literally two ibuprofen. that's crazy.
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they should be in prison. maybe, i don't know, maybe they should get a medal of... i would love to know your thoughts on this. i want to start this by saying that i don't know if i had sepsis. and i know people are probably like, you would know. but like, i don't know if i... because like it when when my leg was getting all messed up from the infection that i had, like
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i was like, listen, i don't want to be like a huge thorn in the medical system side and be like i diagnose myself online. but like all my systems, all my symptoms seem to line up with this thing that i just found out about online called sepsis or cellulitis. i had cellulitis, i just had to use crutches. are you telling me it's not just a rash? because twitch chat despite never having seen it before or knowing that it existed seemed pretty confident that it was just a rash or something.
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3884.74
is food poisoning not serious at all? or do you need to have 24 hour medical supervision in case we need to figure out if you're gonna do a do not resuscitate order? make up your mind. because when i'm like, hey, if i didn't get that, i had to fight tooth and nail to get 12 antibiotic capsules. and if i didn't have them, i probably would have been dead by now due to sepsis or something. people are like, yeah, sure. i stubbed my toe once. i know what it's like. or is it the sort of thing where it's an immediate emergency at all times?
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like you know what? people are like every time the salmonella shit comes up people are like people talk i almost died. i had sepsis! i had fucking sepsis man! people are like why do you see all these complain about the food poisoning? i had blood poisoning man! my leg was rotting off of my fucking knee! real boy! and people are like yeah i almost died, i almost died. it's crazy you deserve that shit give him another one. yeah! that's the mandate of fucking heaven bro! why?
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