Quotes about “I gotta call my mom”
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oh, this is like my birth week! november 25th, 1988. i gotta call my mom. mom, what did you see at the movie theater a few days before i was born? let's see. well, i gotta tell you, none of these movies really crushed it, but $18 million opening in 88 is not too bad. paramount pictures starring bill murray. we're gonna call that scrooged. came out just before christmas. it just makes perfect sense.
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i gotta say this dad conversation is certainly netting me a lot of people tip tipping me for something. thank you for that. rob, you just described my dad while rob totally just pegged my brother. see? this is what i'm telling you. stop pegging his brother! i was saying, you know, if he's into it. rob just pegged my brother. did we do elton john here or are you gonna try to call that mom rock? i think elton john is just, it's a little transcendent. yeah, elton john, everybody likes elton john.
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i've almost kind of gotten used to it. you know i've gotten used to the fact that like when i call my mom on the phone she's like yeah, we haven't left the house in like six days. i'm not immediately like what's wrong instead i'm like good for you. that's aspirational you guys have done an amazing job with this justin must be so proud we gotta hit the button justin is just in true to our prime minister i just wanted to add an addendum to the joke just to make sure my genius was appreciated in the moment and
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and then you guys like when you go swimming and then you go to the urinal to go pee and you pull your swim trunks down and your cock kind of looks like geddy lee. that's crazy when that happens. is that the guy that takes all the pictures? all i can think about right now is that my mom shows my grandma to get to my twitch stream and it's also my grandma's birthday. happy birthday! i hope she's not tuned in. happy birthday! happy birthday grandma! i'm gonna call her after this. i gotta like wash my head first. aaron, hauk tuah.
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because i don't know if anybody else has the same situation. i hate when my mom texts me and it's like, can we talk? because i'm like somebody is dead or dying for sure. and then she, i'm like yeah call me right now. and then she's like, how are you? and i'm like, i'm good, how are you? but really we're both like just waiting, like tell me who's dying. it is instant panic man. the ellipsis is crazy. we gotta have a like take the void perk. chiblee!
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everybody always tells me no you didn't. i did. the numbers line up, i promise you that. you just gotta trust me. if you're one of those people you got like a march birthday and you're like, no, you were four or even five. i just have to tell you, this is not the case. please my friend. i was three. anyway, i could read which was cool, but i wasn't the best pooper. so my mom tells me, you know i have no memory of this time in my life. my mom tells me one day she got a call from my
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but this is like the first time where i was like, man, i gotta call up my mom and be like, mom, you really screwed me on this one. when you were getting, when you were choosing whether or not to do the circumcision, didn't they say, hey, is your son ever gonna go on a 90 minute emma lovewell 90s rock ride? because the head of his dick is gonna get chafed to shit. he's gonna be able to see his own reflection on the damn glands.
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i'm always on the lookout. sometimes you gotta get out of the country in order to experience that anecdote refueling. i'm also like, what's the next holiday weekend? i feel like we just got out of the holiday corridor. we're in that weird period, and i'm not complaining because i'll tell you my mom, you know, well my parents they live in, i don't know if you'd call it, i don't know, what do you call ontario?
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so, uh, i was like, holy crap, i texted my mom and i was like, yo, are you guys okay? i saw that a dude got stabbed to death, uh, like just on the street where you guys walk sometimes. she didn't get back to me for like a few hours and i was like, i gotta call her. and i called her and she was like, yeah, we're fine. i was walking by there like five minutes before the murder took place though. i was just like, this lady's worried about me. i gotta be worried about her. anyway, but yes, i do believe that
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cuz like... i wouldn't pick up the telephone to like, save myself from getting out of jail. if the sentence was like a month. i would be like, i'd rather do a month in jail than cold call anybody. what if you had a thousand dollar fine you could get out of by one phone call but the phone call is gonna be an hour long, would you do it? it depends, is it with my mom or dad? no, it's like a government official. and you gotta talk to them for the whole hour. are they gonna be mad at me? yeah.
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