Quotes about “I don't like motherfuckers”
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4551.12
what have i done? we didn't have enough sopapillas to go around. whoops, sorry about that. i almost lit you on fire. i don't know what i did. i think i served you some raw food. that's alright. i'm willing to accept that. motherfuckers coming in two minutes before close ordering like a hundred sopapillas. like, have some respect. hey, uh, you guys closed? it's 15 minutes after close. are you guys closed? i guess we can handle you as long as you order fast. cool, table for 12. listen.
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2978.84
excuse me? samus ron, his sister. did he subscribe to you? metroid's sister. metroid's sister? yeah. no. i don't. i don't like these green goop motherfuckers. green goop? oh yeah, catacombs 1, man. some asshole ish enemies in that area. kind of a tricky floor. those guys didn't shoot as much green goop as i thought they would, so that wasn't that bad.
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4820.64
i often do, yes. we raise hell, bitch. we raise hell, bitch. motherfucking hell, bitch. we don't give a fuck. we don't give a fuck. so all you pussy motherfuckers shut the fuck up. why you acting like a bitch? why you acting like a bitch? where's the boss room at? it's repetition to make a point. jesse pinkman's theme song. could be.
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1991.46
i think it'd be pretty funny. i would like to duplicate this die. what's not to get? so true? the joke is what if you farted? oh, she pissing? um, i would just recover a heart here. let's keep it safe, you know? you don't need to leave everything on the line. i'm still mad that you motherfuckers convinced me to fight the shopkeeper in cobalt core. i had an insane run and literally she just nukes you from orbit and once in like 80 minutes of my time completely wasted just for a joke, man.
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3348.86
oh no monty don't fall on the spikes. alright we're good. why did i bet oh i accidentally bet another $4,822. that's not good. why? cause i'm running out. people are like why did i gain so little for betting so much? it's cause you motherfuckers are all betting on shopkeeper. you're cannibalizing each other's profits. it's like betting on the toronto raptors not winning the nba championship.
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955.94
i feel like you don't meet that many daves either. i feel like david definitely exists. i could imagine a child called david. but you don't see too many motherfuckers these days that are like, my name is dave. really, prezzo? you're a dave, huh? i always thought of you as like a scott, not in a negative way. just kind of gave off like scott vibes to me.
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5560.18
51,000 people have reviewed this fucking cioppino recipe and given it a 4.8 stars 51,000 motherfuckers cook this soup and then went back and rated it on the website that i've never fucking heard of meanwhile like the the tim hortons at the corner of granville and broadway has like 80 reviews i don't fucking buy it bro. no shot. haha. oh
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78.98
i don't want to talk to the scientists y'all motherfuckers lying getting me pissed yeah this is true i mean whoa he marked it so i like pleasant park we're flying a little close it's gonna be a little hot but you guys you feel confident in matthew l crack i do i have to say it's kind of like
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580.36
everybody's like, lying late, lying late, what are you even doing? you're not even supposed to be outside, it's a global health risk right now. and i just gotta bite my tongue and be like, you motherfuckers. you don't even know what's happening right here. that being said, tomo's gastrointestinal woes were not lies.
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3247.100
that's how it is as a kid? the problem is as a kid you really like you don't have any perseverance man. huge. as soon as you get stuck on a puzzle especially in the pre internet days you would work on it for like five minutes and then you'd be like fuck this i'm just gonna play nfl blitz. you don't need a brady game strategy guide to like light motherfuckers up in blitz. that's a big role for a guy like me.
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2267.56
hi, is this good? guys i hit the door, i'm sorry. alright now we just wait like one second for justin because he's the greatest lobby maker in gaming history. please add binima. okay you motherfuckers, binima. okay fine, i'll add binima. nima? binima? don't add it bro. you know what man, i forgot to put water into this. wait it just puts you right back on the ship. yeah what's up? that's so much protein compared to water. oh god.
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