Quotes about “I don't know because I'm one motherfucker”
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3241.98
you should really only fuck with like these 25% with like a few exceptions. so i'm not gonna be the motherfucker that gives like, you know, past lives a 4 because it's not as good as the godfather part 2 or whatever. that seems crazy to me. past lives is actually a 4 though? okay, zoomer. oh, he's fucking clean with it, man. he's fucking clean with it. don't worry, it'll be a 5 for you one day. in another life when we are both cats.
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i don't know if we're gonna be able to get gg here, but it's gonna be close. so let's take that one and then... gg'd you pussies! games are rigged. you might not be wrong. now, let's drop a fatal bonds here. that might be enough to kill him actually. it will be! keeper of the light gets the kill because he's a kill stealing motherfucker. it's okay though. here comes the final push, and that's gonna do it again! who's getting oh keeper, i'm sorry!
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yeah, when i get to that point if i'm starting to shout at people over that i gotta go man i really don't have many problems in my life. i should really be happy i think so how things turn out i know sometimes like because i'm a fucking moron about it when somebody tweets me shit like that i like go back in their feed, and i'm like you know what motherfucker i'm gonna judge your character now, and i'll go back and i'll see them they'll tweet to like one content creator, and they'll be like oh
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that's another one sir isaac right now don't worry about it episode is a unit of currency nobody like you know if the if the waiters coming by is refilling my drinks before i have to ask then oh no however i'm only for an hour you don't like motherfucker never know i don't like that because i'll drink whatever water like as much water as they can give me all drink
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i'm a real big fan of that when you have so many flies you don't even have to play anymore. oh, i have to play because if i stop shooting for even one room they all die. conquest can get fucked. ah shit, conquest huh? well, that's... dead! you gotta do what you gotta do i guess. i don't know what these items are. nl knows that he's gonna die on the chest right? why am i gonna die on the chest? i got the jera rune motherfucker. yera. got the yera rune. stop making me not know what these devil items are.
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i don't know. i like to believe the best in people. gets me in trouble sometimes. people call me stupid because i don't believe the nba rigged the draft lottery. the last bastion of conspiracy theorists with no evidence. oh, what? so you think everybody's good all the time? anyway, one second. i'm gonna go to the bathroom. i don't know what we're gonna do when we come back, but we'll be right back. i'm moving to the pnw. you think i'm gonna feel nl's aura? i'll tell you, there's a motherfucker like me around just about every corner in vancouver.
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1841.42
because you're like, you know, why are you going to the barber? you don't have hair. and i'm like, because i want to look good, motherfucker. i want this shit to look sick. kory tried to talk me back from the edge though. he was like, i've never considered it in my life. and i'm like, i don't know, man. i don't know. maybe i'll try it and i'll be like, i fucking look like i'm 72 years old. 2004, one billion views.
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420.84
hello, chiblee by the... chiblee, 9.47 a.m. you must have a flight today. i do. chiblee, i'm telling you... because i don't know why you treat me like i'm dog shit, okay? you think you're the only motherfucker who's flown across the pacific ocean like 20 times? that's every day, bro. have i done... well, i don't know. how long is your flight? 14 hours, something like that? i've done some 12 bangers. i've done some 13 bangers, okay? you need one sweet snack, one salty snack.
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2310.56
i have a weird pseudo psychic connection to isaac lately that allows me to, you know, tell the game what i don't want and then will that into existence, unfortunately. should've said, let's not fight skolex. it's like, i feel like it's been so long since i fought skolex, they like took that motherfucker out of the game. like, it's making it too easy for everybody. so conquest is shitty because, you know, of every reason in the book. the item that he gives you is bad, i'm gonna have to use my other full health pill here. means i should've saved the other one and not used it, probably. um...
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that's just mark wahlberg and then like some other guys i'm sure but i don't know we've never heard that about matt damon. wahlberg's from boston? bro are you kidding me? he's from boston in like every movie he's ever done. he's the most boston guy of all time except the one where he's from mars. brother listen i'm not talking about matt damon. you need to see the martian because in the martian that motherfucker is not from mars okay? he's from earth.
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