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nl you follow denny's but not nick this is correct. they spend more time together that is that is actually untrue oh believe it or not for all the the living time that we have spent hanging out in person it's not that limited, but i don't know if i have been to denny's since we since we've known each other oh but you follow them on twitch. how did this happen? they did a stream that was like an old school arcade game and
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just, they're watching the sports game and then like they score and they throw the bag of chips up into the air and there's a bowl of chips and they all spill everywhere and they go, ruffles! you know, hang out with your friends. but then like a dessert ad is always like, can't make your girlfriend cum? our ice cream will. and it's like, what is how did this become the norm for this? i don't understand. yeah, there is some gender stuff going on about ads and chocolate. it's weird. it is weird! it's freaking chocolate, man.
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six minutes into this run. okay, i'm on caves two. i don't know how many minutes into this run. about a half an hour. the damage is not getting better. i think i gotta try this. let's see what we got here. what if zelda was a girl? don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. one of the dilemmas of our century. oh no! oh! guess you got hit. ah!
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you will be judas. this is not true. nick is living under a rock because i don't know what selena gomez looks like? does that sound good for you? i mean it's not really marketed to me. nick is four years older than me and i barely know who selena gomez was. is. she's still a person. but like i was in college when selena gomez was taken off. it's how i don't know the names of any justin bieber songs except for baby as well.
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you should give it a listen man. why? i'm really interested to see how it hits you like four years after its original release. i'm 30 do i need to listen to that really? i don't know. my parents talk about friday sometimes they're like 50. well tomorrow's gonna be friday so i'll talk about that. that's definitely true. tomorrow's also the release of battle for zendikar, nick.
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better to burn out than fade away. that's why i play magic every night. you want to die and leave a beautiful corpse. exactly. that's why when you witness yourself, you gotta spray your teeth with chrome. something like that, yeah. i don't know. i haven't seen the age of ataline yet, so. age of ultron? that movie's like, it's pretty okay. did they ever put the cube in his chest? that's a different movie. i can see how you'd be confused though.
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alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't
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i think the reason there's no life counter, i don't know if it's intentional or if it was just a byproduct of how they formed the setup. because they have curses that make certain ui elements disappear, so i have a feeling they just triggered that to happen. so i don't know if they'd maybe have preferred to have the life counter or not. i'm kind of just speculating here.
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i can't shoot. like, my shots are so big, i actually cannot fire them. set up a scene sort of like guardians of the galaxy where you got your tape deck and you're just jamming out by yourself. just enjoying how cool it is to have angst. how is this kid not dead? it's got his collar, obviously. surprisingly, like, difficult to not, you know, die when you can't shoot your weapon. or when your shots hit but they don't actually hit, instead they explode it on the wall so they don't do damage to the boss.
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there were more classes right that we got to it we got to the end of this yeah, i believe so well no, that's not a whoa. that's just a little consumable dagger. yeah castle treasures with aids i don't even know how to respond to that at first i thought it was is this castle crashes with ads and i was like there's no ads in there
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it's a pretty good movie. how do you feel about groundhog day? love it. alright. one of my favorite movies. great movie. whoa, okay, okay. be cool. dude, that box is awesome. it's also great crowd control. it's like one less enemy we've got to think about for a while. very true. didn't mean to do that. i have weak bones disease. full communist. thank you for the subscription. i see what you're doing here. i don't. what am i doing? i don't know. it's troll face painting.
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i didn't mean to eat that burger sorry, i didn't hit anything find this surprising that there are funny hats to unlock as well and classes i know how you guys like hats. they're free. you don't have to pay extra for them how does nl lockpick with crab hands? maybe that's my problem. all you want to do is pinch. yeah pinch pennies pinch your money. hey one egg for you. oh, yeah, it's okay. that's for you. oh
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i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe.
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yeah, nick's always like, play terraria. i was like, i don't re i already did. it's not the same, it changes. you know, a leopard can change his stripes, but that doesn't make him not a zebra. how would a leopard be a zebra? exactly, man. alright, so you should play terraria, because that argument made no sense. nah, i'm not thinking that. it's okay.
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i'm really not gonna wanna stop playing isaac even when it comes out and i don't know how i'm gonna figure it out. she got like five days with afterbirth before... yeah. it's actually a little... isn't it? it's november 10th, i think, is fallout. is it? i thought it was like the 5th for some reason. still, no, the difference between five and ten days will make all the difference in isaac. how can i find the interview with edward snowden slash edward scissorhands they were talking about? my suggestion would be to... oh, i'm gonna die. youtube search edward snowden scissorhands.
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and it's not gonna have online at launch either, which is weird. how's it going over on the other side there? not so good? it's alright. no problem. just like royal rumbling these guys into the pit. they don't even know i'm here for the most part. that could've been a nightmare if i walked right into a bunch of them. did you see that guy? is this one of our better runs? i don't know if we've gotten this far. i think it is, man. oh, it's overthrown. we should be up to a boss fairly soon. these are new guys. fishman.
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how luxurious was his beard? it was huge. he's got a big one going on right. oh! dude, the luchador powerup is awesome. sorry. okay, so i got the luchador powerup and i didn't know what it did because the bomb didn't do anything. i still don't know what it does. okay, so apparently what it does is you jump and when you jump, you get a whatchamacallit. you get like a... a dick?
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that seems like it shouldn't be allowed to be done. are there not, like, sanitary rules in this wrestling? well, rikishi washed his ass before they did it. it's not like he was just going in sight on scene. yeah, you say that, but do you know? how do you know? yeah, you don't know that. did you watch him? ah, get out of here, you scumbags! you probably did watch him, didn't you? i watched rikishi. nick, what would your finishing move be? a nice guy hug? uh... wow, rick! rock your world, move. oh, he's a nice guy!
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don't even, you know the pokey. dan, you are in another world right now. you fell into the abyss. yeah, i saw that. i can't do multiple jumps like you guys. i don't know, you got all sorts of problems, man. i'm serious, how do you get high? you gotta i'm serious, i can't multiple jump. you have to bomb jump. yo, rob. how do you get high? you guys are jerks.
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i know! wait, why does ryan look like a stretch armstrong and we look like minions or something? you got a fucking problem, why don't you say it to my face? he had to earn those arms. he really did. how did you survive? ryan gets cosmetic and functional upgrades because he's getting paid to play this on the nlsx. you have five baseballs with your name on them right here. i think you're all fucked to be totally honest. i don't know where that baseball is, i'm scared.
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so i re rolled that belt at the end of the first floor and it turned into a little baggie of pills and i got two health downs out of it and i feel pretty bad about that. yeah, well check it out. i got a little baggie from a judgment and i got two health downs out of that. how does that make you feel? that feels like bullshit. you got a db. mom's wig gives you one red heart. i don't know what that means. i did not know that.
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i'd like to stay up. i don't mean to throw you. oh god you fuck when rob told the matter he woke up at 6 30 p.m. today. yeah, i had nothing to do with that. i know that's why i'm i'm giving you the chance to oh, it's like there's dilemma i'm giving you the chance to rat on your friend why that's around on rob? i like rob. i'll i'd be my only question is how i
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that's kind of neat. so like they traced it to one guy that did all the the impregnating? it was actually one family i think. how many people though? like at least 71 i'd say. that, wait, i mean like how many people got pregnant? that couldn't have been the same woman. i don't know. it just said like it was the vasilevski family or something like that. it might have been one lady.
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did he though? well all the sex he did, i don't know about the having children part. he's had intercourse at least 87 times but you know how stressful it is to have one kid? can you imagine having 87 kids? you know what? his life was probably a total nightmare. that was part of my actual graduating class. he could have fostered every child that graduated with me at the same time. dude, nipple my son. yeah i agree. someone said dan gheesling's here. gross. hi dan! get the hell out of here. dan. dan.
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so thank you very much for the subscription. i hope i didn't slander you with the name there. here, see a big black wobbler? type of fish. it's like a perch or a walleye. i don't know about that. what's your favorite kind of fish to consume? um... fried? haddock. that's not what i meant. that's how i took it.
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why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far.
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yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though.
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he was old. he was robinson cham. i'm still gonna put him on blast. he freaking idolizes odb. he does. he stole car stereos even though he was rich. he's got some barriers. i love that rob story, because it's about odb, but it is a rob story. he's like, you know, that's how you know he was really living the lifestyle. i don't know. it seems kind of indicative of like serious... he's keeping it real. i don't think he was keeping it real. i think he was keeping it like...
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i like how fast the shots were in there. you're like pretty strong too. yeah, for sure. kricket's head was pretty good too. i didn't get kricket's head. it was in the cursed room in the cathedral. so... oh, i'm gonna suicide card. there it is. uh... nah, it's not worth it. i don't think so. i can live with the fire, the red flames, you know? oh, this is unexpected. health up. health up. full health. sunny d, ooh! don't mind if i do.
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you gotta press the button, josh! i didn't know. little button. i haven't won a single game. greatest! oh, i thought greatest! not the greatest anymore. no longer greatest. oh no. i don't know how i lived through that. i was betrayed by the angle. i played a button. well, okay, close. oh shit. damn.
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yeah, that was like much better at the end. thrives under pressure. he fives under pressure. why is nick always... oh, because he's the host field advantage. yeah. host if you want. i don't care. i don't need the advantage. nick, don't give me your... i don't want the advantage. i just want to remind everyone, oh, host disconnected. yeah, it does that sometimes. you guys want to host? no. no? oh. i don't know how to do it. so much work. yeah.
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no, why me? no! why choose? you bastard. god fucks. god fucks? he does. is this the first i've heard about this? you think he doesn't? i don't know. why do no those massive holy penis would penetrate everyone at the same time. how are you not becoming me? he didn't walk. why?
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are you a discount indian restaurant? because that was nonsense. oh, i get it. haha! i'm just creative enough. wait, what's the sense part? i don't get the sense part. that's the discount. oh, it's like a sensible... no, it's like pennies. like not dollars. oh, non forsen okay. yeah, i'm with it. hey, hey, hey, get out of here. i could've i didn't know what the fuck i was. i thought it was you. how'd you die? i became a turkey. alright. oh no!
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i don't really know how to describe it. it looks like if hyundai had its name on the periodic table, so it was like a capital h and lowercase y. yeah, and like the y is on the right hand side. and then bottom right is like a reversed euro symbol with two dots on the top. okay, so it's euro symbol, then universal, versalis, hyundai, and then upside down question mark.
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nice! listen, we are masters of not communicating ineffectively. yeah, that game's just too easy. it's like a double negative there. it's because we practiced this before, we're experts. that's true actually. well there's that shit ton of other stuff in here too. yeah. well now i don't know how we get to moderate, like...
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oh fuck. if the blue light's blinking, what do i press? i pressed blue. i did. we're about to blow up. one more strike. what number? i gotta press two, three, four, one. wait, how many strikes do we got? how much what? how many strikes do we have? we're done! we got ten seconds, dawg! we exploded! i don't even know what the oscilloscope page was. i'm still looking. what bad? what bad with the other one?
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i don't think i understand what this problem is then. i don't really understand this at all. i don't know. okay, i've got a hold button that's red. that's how you speak more of speed. also if it matters there's a red pNL on the side of the bottom that says car. okay if it says hold then press and immediately release the button. i think we were doing it backward. i think we're supposed to be taking from the list on the right and giving list on left. oh okay. oh yeah that makes sense.
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oh, okay. damn it. i don't want to give backseat to the fuse man, but we gotta go faster a little here. once we've seen these several times, we'll be able to get faster. we don't know what they look like or how to solve them. the red button says hold. press it once and release it. okay, now we got two of these wires. or not wires, those monitor pNLs you guys were on the subject of at the end. okay. and they both have a 4. 4, and then under it, 4132.
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okay, so you don't cut it. i don't know what to do now. okay wait tell us how many pNLs there are in this so go up until you get back to the first one okay, i hit down up does not work down gave me success, so we're moving on to the next pNL this one four five six abc 4b red 6c red this will be the second and the third occurrence of the red wires and
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kowal i have to know do you know how many hours you have in in rebirth on steam? 1500 almost yep, i've averaged four and a half hours a day since it came out playing and we christ that's incredible i thought i knew you would be ahead of me, but i thought you might be at like it's like four times what i have i don't just leave my game open either
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i hope it's temple of doom. but uh, i guess basically if you donate a certain amount or a good amount during the game you get luck up? apparently. it's pretty interesting. that was about it. it still will break though right? so like how can you guarantee that you can't? i don't know. i don't know what the size value is on that but... so if you're lucky enough...
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well, i unfortunately, we got it on ps4 and i don't even know how to recover like my old gamer tag but, um, like, uh, it was just like, content not found, content not found. and i was like, oh no. well you charged me for it, so i hope that one day that content gets found.
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joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though
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if there was like a rapper superhero squad, that'd be his superpower. man, i wonder how close we came to that idea actually taking place. immune to fall damage. you gotta think that like, you know, it's 1994, like run gmc gets pitched on having a cartoon with their whole squad. and they were like, i don't know, is this goofy? is this gonna cut into our, you know, credibility? we heard our image, you know.
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yeah man, but if i wanted to learn how to play the real guitar, i would go take guitar lessons, del boy. yeah, i know! i just want to play along with the music for fun. like i go to guitar. if you're gonna play the card, like why don't you just learn how to play the real guitar? you open yourself up to the bullshit argument of like, why would you play madden? just like learn how to throw a real football. well he's saying to play rocksmith. oh! that like teaches you how to play or whatever. i died.
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save the girl! aw, don't make me fight these guys! i thought i'd already done this room! save the cheerleader, save the world? that's when i quit watching, by the way. that was like episode 5 or something. yeah. pretty much. you watching heroes reborn? i don't know. i've never actually seen heroes, so i'm out of the circle jerk. i don't understand. i watched the first season of it, and it was okay. how in the heck am i gonna beat mom's heart here?
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i gotta check that out. you don't! thank you, daywalker. you know what? you were right, cobalt. i can stomp stuff. so i must have thunder thighs combined with taurus. yeah. which explains... go slow. i can't accurately convey to you how slow this run is. except to have you imagine the slowest run you've ever had and then maybe multiply that by a fraction that is less than one.
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i don't know how many lives i have left, but it's probably like two, i'm thinking? no special. because i threw some away. thank you machavel and 342 for the seven months in a row. much appreciated. okay, i'm going to count the time it takes me to traverse a long room. one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi, four mississippi. about four seconds and i can fly, so i took the most direct route.
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i just found ludo first room with the zazzle. i can't stress enough to you how long it fucking takes me to get taurus charged up. i can only imagine. it's actually like, 55 seconds. don't know if i'm fast enough to get out of the way of these little ghosts. get out of here! today's a silly day. it is a silly day. let's apologize to team17 for not playing worms. i hope they're doing alright.
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how do you handle mixtape versus flyer? do you evaluate the object that's being thrust upon you before you decide? your hands never extend outside of your body. right, right. if someone, well i don't want a flyer either. well i know you don't but like you can get away with being polite to them and don't take any penalty as a result.
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well, you got me down there at least. there's a worm orgy going on for sure. oh god, why do i have to be on the ends? i was on both ends. i don't have to tell you how this ends. yeah. sorry, it's just the way of things. i know, i had two of my worms on the furthest edge. that one chillin' down there by himself is in the best spot. yeah, you gotta boggy be that guy but we can never hit those.
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oh no. you guys ready? let's get cryotic in here. i wish i could. he's too big for me now. come up and game. alright. here we go. where's my pneumatic drill? oh, here that cat number two's into big underground drills. how did you know that? oh, i didn't baby. you just told me. what the fuck just happened? that didn't work out very well. you tried to mc hammer us? n.a.l. asked me for directions once and i told him i don't speak english.
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i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something?
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thank you. okie dokie. don't you look at me, pirate! ways to anger rob. you're sick because you've been needing shitty new york pizza from chicagoguy69. this is exact that is a hot button issue for rob. oh, that made the water fly! yeah, that really did some weird stuff with that mercury water. i did a lot of damage, though. it's looking good. that's how you tell how far the wind is going or how fast. oh my god, it's predator's turn, too. well, i think you know how this one's gonna go.
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i don't know whether that's suck me comma beautiful or just suck me nutella and beautiful. yeah, wow. that's how i'd like to hear it. you need to turn off the audience in the menu? what? oh. okay, okay. do i have to back out of the game in order to do this? you probably do. yeah, okay. exit, exit. yeah.
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you're just losing money man! well i was trying to play strategically and make you lose money. great strategy dog, you strategically broke! trying to run him up bro? you trying to run him up? i didn't know that he didn't have any money left. that's kind of stupid that i don't get to see that. well in storage wars you don't get to see how much money is in your friends pocket either. i guess so.
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it was actually like pretty cheap all things considered. i made $2,000 on it. oh god damn it. wow. i don't know how you screwed up but i did it. you shouldn't have screwed him i guess. oh my god it's the fucking bank again. alright yeah get a loan fuck it. you guys want to try the bomb game? i think we should try the bomb game. this is a clusterfucker right now. with the bomb game. you know what it is? is that like the chat doesn't get to understand our decisions. you know because they don't get to see the bomb.
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okay, it's gonna get harder here. okay, good. it's tuesday now. monday they just give you like the easy shit. first day of the week, understand? yeah, that's how actual bomb defusal works. like the monday they give you the joke bombs. yeah, you know, the monday bombers, they don't really pay too much attention. it's a monday. i'm the cutter. wires need to be cut in order from right to left. cut wire three if it is yellow. cut all wires adjacent to wire one.
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that is just a man's face who looks extremely happy. you can probably see it in chat right now if you look by the guests we already had craig as i might mean another one. well ming lee is like it's i don't know how to explain it it's like the dude is actually coming in his pants. mainly is just like a dude who's very he's having a good time but he's not it's a non sexual ming lee. there's chum lee and there's rock lee all right. yeah, all the bruce lee originally
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you know the whole leg situation was really making me wonder like maybe first class is worth considering sometimes even though but i don't know how much it is i've never looked into it. i have never flown first class but i always look at the upgrade cost and it's always about like 30% more than i'd actually be willing to pay.
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no, it's really not. it's just the way it is nl. i don't know, man. that's pretty much the answer i was looking for, to be honest with you. maybe it's like how we've got the representative bodies to vote for us? mmm. like the electoral college. yeah, like the electoral college. like however big the state is, they have to have a certain amount of baseball teams to represent it. i'm just surprised they're in different conferences. like, in the nhl!
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and sausages you get the most i think, they're still pretty good. but then there's like peameal bacon or canadian bacon sometimes. but usually it's like an extra, you know, buck fifty or two bucks. but you get like the equivalent amount of food of sausage with similar taste to bacon. so it's a complicated question. i've never had the peameal bacon so i don't know how to register that on my breakfast scale. sometimes the breakfast places will just offer ham as well and you're like, you know, no.
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what is mathis's record so i know how to beat it? i don't think he's ever even made it past the menu screen to be honest. wow, that's awful! yeah, he's pretty terrible at video games in general. why does he play them so often then? i don't know, i think it's like he plays them so that one day he'll be good enough to get into the overwatch beta. but he doesn't get better ever, so why does he bother? i don't know. he's... you know how einstein quotes like doing the same thing expecting different results? yeah, and saying something or other. that's about mathis.
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what happened to him is he still around yeah, i think it's still leaves still trucking along. you know good for him yeah, i agree. oh, i died. i was doing so well dang catacombs must be nice man must be nice. it's okay and his ghosts here everywhere. yeah, it's pretty like spooky yeah, how are you spooky my halloween plans are to play a lot of the mining of isaac? why is that? because i don't have anything better to do
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did you see the new terminator movie by chance? no, i have not seen the new terminator. yeah, avoid it. it's really bad. that's what i heard. i only wanted to bring it up because i wanted to hear your take on why they thought it was appropriate to have so many confusing timelines intersecting in a movie. i don't know man. like, oh i didn't take a knife before kill. they just really want to make terminator 2 again and they don't know how to do it so they're just throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.
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my passport's in there. my rebirth save file's on that computer. hey, i got to the aquifer for the first time today. nice. can i grab my insulin? you can grab your insulin. but you should also keep it close enough to you in the first place that if shit goes down, you don't have to. you know, put in the seatback pocket in front of you, you'll be fine. since i had to transfer a couple of times, i was very tired of hearing all the shit about how and when i can turn on and off my device. i'm like, i got it. you said this so many times today.
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i'm like a next level strategy here now too. i just sold a turret. what? nobody does that. i know it's a new era man. so luke, so you know what we're doing here. we've got to set up ways to mine for gold because that's our resource. don't give him the time of day man. i'm just trying to help. you want to collect gold then we get cannons on the field. oh then he puts up shields and then i can't shoot him anymore. this is how it goes. don't give him the time of day.
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that's almost worse. it's thin and skinny. that's substantially worse. you should capture your mouse for this game. nothing i can say. i don't need to capture my mouse. i'm using the gamepad. just look for where his little zeppelin is. that's how you track what's going on. what's your favorite red hot chili peppers song? okay, you knew where that one was going apparently. yeah, a little zeppelin. oh my god! nick, what the hell, man? i don't know, what? to bring mayonnaise into it.
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i don't know how this is going, but i think it's going okay. i'm really sure either. it's been a long time since we played this. yeah, we take big breaks between this. it's like a once every month at most type of game. i'm okay with this game now that they've removed
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bob ross does what he does for you. you're gonna let nick sandbag as he pleases. i don't even think he noticed. i must have missed the first sandbag. i didn't notice i did. i do it instinctively. that's the biggest sandbagging of all. before you even know you're doing it. yeah. i'm the worst. i'll get these accelerators. how's my kitty? he's fat and happy. he's a good boy. that's good, yeah. it's good for a cat, man. he scratched me a lot when i got back, because i guess he was lonely.
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oh yeah. we have like a mirror match here. i think so. quite literally actually a mirror match. mirror things happening. wow, let's just drill through the fucking ground and see if i care. alright i have health upgrades, i forgot about these. mostly because i don't know how they work at all. what's going on with this thing? not a whole lot. trying to like tilt my own laser. oh no i don't have a shield down there. i'm sure i'll get one soon enough though.
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there's a like a wormsy kind of game that's coming up that's in development right now and it's sort of like a physics based thing where you build a huge structure and then you shoot cannons at each other's structure and it's all 3d and it looks really cool and i wanted to get a copy of that eventually. yeah. i've talked to the dev a couple times, i figured it'd be good for the show maybe. i like wormsy stuff. i can't actually remember what it's called right now. i don't know how many use these floating platforms but it could be fun.
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you got some problems, man. i love gold! don't even. i do though. you got some problems coming your way. i got frost towers. i don't even know how those work, but they're coming your way. oh, you think you're original? oh, do you have frost towers as well? i have frost towers right here! where's your... where's your nixon towers, though? oh, that was a good movie, though. i like it. that was a great film! it's a... it's a classic. i think not a lot of people watch that either. i think you're probably right, but it's great. frost nixon is amazing.
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fucking rain mode. i got rain mode. how's rain mode? i've never tried rain mode i've had it before but i think every time i've had it. i've actually been azazel weird alright i know you know what it does. oh you fuck alright, so i got rain mode well i think it might be great though is it awful josh. i don't know so i should just kill things now right i
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we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh
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should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that.
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that's cool. did you know lump of coal is now in the shop list of items? is it, or is it just in the shop in greed mode? well, it's in the shop in greed mode. i don't think that means it's in the shop. it's also in the devil deal rotation. right, yeah. that is. i'm aware of that. how does brack the man have a hat on his head?
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how are your runs going right now? i'm fighting the final boss. that's good. how about you josh? i don't know. i mean, i guess i can't give him my money either because it's seeded. yeah on a seeded run i don't think you can give any money. i haven't unlocked anything yet from the greed box. josh is so adorable i could just suck his cock. there you go!
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josh is on shoal near the end. thank you, nice person in chat who actually answered the question i asked to josh. how do i know where i'm at? when you go down the floor it says, you know. it's the same floors as you have in the regular game though except for the shop is the chest. i still don't understand how it all works. also, ultra reed's bot is incredible. i'm very for them. i think i should reroll these. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna reroll. oh!
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can i change that? no. maybe with range upgrades, but apart from that i honestly don't know. this run could be very, very long. yeah, or it could be over in about like a quarter of a second depending on how you play your cards, i think. my card is the high priestess, i'm not playing that right now. i got emergency contact, so i'm with you. emergency contact? this knife sucks!
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is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice!
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i don't know, like cat whiskers and pumpkin carvings. those are pretty hot. did you carve any pumpkins? i didn't, i thought about it though. i saw some cool isaac heads and stuff on twitter. made me kind of want to do it a little bit. how about you, did you do any halloween ing? i did, i mean, i did, i dressed up, and then i got drunk, and then i passed out some candy.
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feel like in my left arm my blood's kind of sticky right now, but i love it all right, you know we can get back rebecca mads all right. how you want to go about this then? i'm just gonna you know why don't you guys wait for like 30 seconds, okay? okay, cuz i have one hp, and i'm going down to the wound so i'm pretty sure i got a chance to just die so lost greed run then uh
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i just don't know how he's doing. i can imagine kathy griffin, but i can't ever imagine what her voice sounds like because i don't think i've ever given her enough time to speak. she's on television. because she's a woman? no, it's because i don't... i don't know. maybe. maybe. wow, we're getting a lot of stuff out here today. it's not true. toenail clip things i don't want. those are bad, right? yes, those are dangerous.
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i don't know. i'm in like the fucking... the foggy caves of water. they suck. yeah, man. okay, what floor are you on, josh? uh... flooded caves 2, curse of darkness. oh, is he on 4? how about you, nick? i'm doing a greed run. i'm on the womb right now. so we're just like all super off from one another. yeah. let's try to beat like a hard mode as the loss maybe. okay. he starts with a d4 now. you think i could do that? uh, yeah, i gotta do the hush fight with loss, so that would be fine.
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gives you something to do with batteries too. i think you should use it every time it's available. okay. unless you already have an awesome... oh, well i got polyphemus on my first roll, so thank you. i'm not kidding either. what is, uh... what's octopus mode? like i'm flying an octopus. oh, you're like a cthulhu monster. i guess, yeah. it's a transformation that we don't know how you get. yeah, nobody knows actually. well, what do i have? i don't know, what are my items?
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what do we get? robo baby. oh my god. it makes you immune to explosions. okay, that's good to know actually. and actually very sensible thematically speaking. oh! mom's knife is a devil room thing now. first item room. holy mantle. rainbow worm. here we go, baby. mom's knife is a de wasn't mom's knife a devil room item before? yeah. i don't know. mom's knife has always been a devil room item. i've never seen it before. how is that even possible?
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and he's like, i want $1500 for this aerosmith shirt. and the guy was like, let me call my friend who's an expert on rock and roll music. and his friend is like, yeah, this is like a one of a kind shirt from like before they were even really that famous. and it's signed by everybody. wow. and then he's like, sweet, how much is it worth? he's like, i don't know, like 50 bucks.
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i don't know how to feel about this. i've got a lot more of these lost runs ahead of me. it's basically like ludovico technique, but weird. i kind of dig it. for now. finally. i feel like there's way less guppy items in curse rooms these days. you know what item is forever in red chess? bob's curse. every red chess is now bob's curse forever. that's cool. explosive diarrhea. thank you very much for the subscription.
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you caught me in the face! i thought you were just gonna call somebody a cock. i thought you were gonna have less about to, but then i decided to... to revitalize the... yo, cock me in the face. yeah. why now i have my lingus test tomorrow? that one's even like, i don't even understand how to... i don't know, wait, how did i blow up? so i threw a grenade? yeah, i grenaded. you got ralph naded. no!
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how is this possible? he was going wild on us. i don't know. i think he probably just does well at the beginning and then just gets nicked. stolen? everyone's on a team now except nick. he's the enemy. the enemy unknown, more like. what have i done? don't just kill me! i just left you for the inferno. that's it. the inferno didn't get me the mines. but actually they both got me. oh nice.
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whoa, how did that happen? i don't know what happened. shots came out diagonally and flew across like the whole level. alright. wow thanks dino attack. aw mubot still dead. thanks very much for the resubscription pluto. five months in a row. pffft. yep. barely sure i did that to myself.
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wow, and maybe yeah, yeah shrek is nice luke is now playing the binding lies of grievers. why don't you play after birth you scumbag? we all know you have it. they cancel that not cool josh how do you not know the story of the brady bunch and now well if only there was some like very? condensed version that you could point me to yeah, it's like the theme song maybe four men living all together they were all alone, but were they well i mean i
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i don't know how you died nick, because i didn't shoot. no we both shot. you didn't shoot your load? i didn't shoot my load, no. did nick win? yeah dude. well i was at seven before we started the last round so... i think i did. you were there. oh yeah. i think nick had a lot more than that. we might have like a fire alarm. yeah. i think the train is just coming into the station. it'll probably just like end the stream i guess. yeah don't burn to bits in a few hours.
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alright, well uh be safe get home. thanks for watching and thanks for all the subscribers. we're gonna go outside i guess and not burn to death see you then see you then i know how much he hates the burning floor don't become part of that really scary god damn it tyrone come on tyrone. well. i guess i'll just stream some more afterbirth because i love that game you you go take care of your business no the call to send
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oh, the call just ended. alright, well, fair enough. i'll uh... that was one of the stranger endings of a stream that we've done recently. thanks for joining us, rubblemuffin! i know you got stomped a little bit, but that's just the nature of the beast. it was still fun having you on. the game's really fun though. i think even like, no matter how you do in it, it's still just fun to play. uh... when are you gonna build some spaceships on imperi excuse me, emperion. i don't know. what's emperion? should i know about that?
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dick handled that i did megastan and i almost had a darkroom run, but i went into the devil deal and had one of those little guys pop up on me. oh man that's awful that sucks yeah, and i also had the megastan key as well and i just hit the darkroom was there from a red chest pretty bad? i don't know like i'm i'm concerned about how to even beat the lost i
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yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse.
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nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah
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how do i get some health out of this? and then uh... 64 dt? dead onion or burning bombs. i don't want either of those. check the item list. oh my god, chad is going... chad's going wild over it. all right, check the... yeah, if i had dr. fetus that'd be really good. items. okay, where's like money equals power, greed... one of the black candles. um, i know the dollar's on the first page near the top right. okay.
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can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to...
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i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking.
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i don't know what you do little seraphim, but i like how you look. whoa, you're following me. i like the look it's giving me right now. better fight for me. bob's bladder? bob's bladder. have we built a whole bob yet? yeah, where's the bob transformation, tyrone? there is one actually. oh man! i was joking. i don't know what any of the transformations do, but...
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moving on that was a victory that was actually really impressive. i ain't shit on that run i blame it on the first floor first of the unknown i was like how am i supposed to know how much hp? i have well it helps how much hp you start with as even what am i some kind of poor battle kind of maestro of isaac or something all right? i see the blank card. i see it guys don't worry wait. did i not? i
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you should take it, man. i think it's okay as lilith. i took it, we'll see what happens. hmm. hmm. d100? i don't want a d100, my sweet diamond tears. oh my god. my technology is stupid. guys, i don't even know what's going on anymore in this game. we're gonna need some more money though. oh wait, i can make as much money as i want. how are you doing that? oh, litter bombs.
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like netflix and chilling generation did not invent netflix and chilling this generation didn't even invent netflix hey, really, you want to take out my like batman? they try to reinvent everything our generation invented netflix probably i don't know how old mr. netflix is but i'm gonna assume that he's just enough older than me. so it's justifiable that he has so much more money indeed grimstone
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and i don't know how to say this properly. there's my frickin' fetus! espionage for the dollar. espionage? yeah, but it's spelled with like a z and a j e at the end, so it's a little turnabout, but... maybe the other one was taken. get god no tattooed at the end of your dick. that sounds really bad. i'm working on it. i guess i'm running ads while i'm playing the game. sorry guys. i gotta do this though. when i saw the ads, i said, what are those?
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tell me more about how you don't give a fuck, josh, while you send me messages about how many fucks you give. methinks the jsmith doc pretends too much. it broke after two now. oh my god. i wonder if like, you can charge your run up with luck to put more coins in, but every time you do, it starts cutting it by half or something. like, i don't know, there's something weird going on here. my machine keeps breaking, tyrone. tyrone!
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like i got it from the item room on the second floor. maybe i did too, i don't even know. it's very str woah! not cool, gertie jr. yeah, i'm taking about 100 hits from this gertie shit. oh, that oh, 69 donated! fucking hell. how does this work? i want more hp so i can pick up all these. i think i got ahh, i got a ahh! ugh! huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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well guys, we gotta have money when we go down there. we don't need this much money i'm sure, but... you hate me because i re rolled it? i just re rolled that good run so we can get an even better run later. why you know what's cooler than being a millionaire? being a billionaire. being a quidger billionaire? yeah, being a gorillionaire. cool, yeah! that's when you own at least a million gorillas. man, you could do some stuff with that. josh, i don't like your tone, mister. how much candy those gorillas could crush?
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you have the multi dimensional baby now? i don't know what that was, but it's great. yeah, that's what it is. multi dimensional baby. hello kate. alright, you were right. how's it going? sorry for the seizures everybody! we've reached platinum, or plad. platinum works too. platinum. works for isaac and the spaceballs. i need a battery charge. thanks for the five dollars, t vaga! thank you man. yeah, one of my viewers
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give it some time to remember how you got these items. i don't even know how some of them got in the game because richard did with some of them too. that's true. probably have to go back and do challenges that i missed. there's a pill called perks and it makes you basically have a wafer for that room. that's neat. i didn't know that's what it did. i would like... i don't even want nine lives. i actually just want to have like a half decent run and then die when i have to leave.
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it's not here yet, man. we got away early existed. yeah, it's like it's still a little baby let's not get too out of control here is that shade being spat upon cobalt absolutely not no that is shade being spat upon the people who are like how do you not know that you don't get points for fighting the hush in the daily and that's just a hypothetical example because i don't know if you actually get points for fighting hush in the daily but uh
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surprised it doesn't just make you hate it. it's like too much. i don't know. yeah, i mean it's like a testament to how good the formula for free birth is. the more i play it, the more i enjoy it. you learn a little bit more of the strategy, another wrinkle in the dark and you start to unravel the mysteries.
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lot of dice in this game now. most of them i just don't know how they work. d7, d10, cracked dice, d20, d100. uh, there's more than that right? d7. did i say that? no i guess not. i don't know. i don't know if i heard d4 either but i know you know it exists. d12 right? that's the rock one. d12 is um, yeah d12 is really interesting in that it's i think hot garbage. but all you need that is interesting! it is like a, it's a pretty hot garbage situation. alright.
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how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better.
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it's the 110th time he's done that. they're not actually there, you can walk through the spikes. there you go. very tricky. confirmed. they're saying it like that's common knowledge that i should know the spikes aren't there. dude, the game's been out for four days, nick! how do you not know this? it's really weird. i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? oh man, i should have used this on the last floor. that's okay.
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so how straight? fire three seconds then release. one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi. yeah, okay. what the? that absolutely works. two more pretty flies? and those do a decent amount of damage. i guess we're just gonna charge up the maw until it spawns enemies and then we're gonna try. i see. how can you not know? the game is like four days old. i really don't have a good feeling about this run.
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a god amongst men. maw of the void does not give you black hearts. pardon me? i specifically took this item for the promise of black hearts. totally, you're gonna have a bad time. uh, yeah, i don't know man. it's not looking so good right now. pennies are from the greedhead. ah, yes, this makes sense. oh, yes, it does give black hearts! how can we not know this?
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it's like they forgot the order or something? i don't really get how that happened if that's the case. antimonum. thank you for the subscription. i mean, i don't know, doesn't that... the rules card gets unlocked from a challenge, right? i can't remember. yeah, i can't remember either. i thought it was progression based. maybe, like, runes got unlocked through challenges. maybe a rules card doesn't. i don't remember. maybe it unlocks when the angel statues break or something. it's possible. i don't recall.
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unless you have to be in a keyboard run when you start. i don't know if that's the case hmm i think that might be the case actually oh yeah, i know if i enter then it would be co op. yeah, i got you yeah, yeah and co op whatever you start the game with that is the primary person's controller how does mark synergize with brimstone? i'd let you know, but i still haven't gotten brimstone and all in afterbirth so far so one of these days, maybe i'll figure out what what's this item brimstone. i've never heard of it. oh
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i was trying to think if death's touch and nail shock could somehow synergize together what would it do and i guess it would make the nails spin which could be cool. yeah, why not right? and then i mean you might as well turn them into spinning bananas somehow. i don't know how we'll do it but we'll find an item that fits. the flies that the hush makes are pretty tanky actually. they're so tanky! yeah. but they make cool symbols so i kind of like them anyway. alright, galactic babies pretty good.
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i don't know how loud to make this game. what are you talking about? it's about dynamic inclusion. i'm about to dynamically exclude you from future streams if you don't smarten up. i wouldn't actually do that. i know. i'm gonna get twitch going on. fox is the only dude i can invite on the stream and talk about magic with.
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strip naked and then installed this game. uh, why? why naked though? so i could put new clothes on. you're gonna be naked from the waist down, nobody will know. they sure maybe i am. okay, press left and right to walk. press up to read the sign. well, i did that. don't get me wrong, i would love to learn how to store items with unfortunately the controls that we set are not working. why naked? i don't know because it didn't let me jump. oh, left triggers jump. sweet.
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that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a.
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i'll take you up on that deal. i don't know if i told you so we played it like the game day tournament the day i was playing against had all i died for sure he had four right he had four death miss raptors, and then after he played them. i was like hey how do you like those death miss he's like i don't know oh sorry for making the conversation my dog i thought we would have a i didn't realize we were meant to fight to the death here the jabroni dude's not gonna tell me how much he likes his death miss raptors
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you know you go to some countries and they got like... stuff. beer. yeah. okay, there's about a hundred dogs in this room. i i'd like how in the hell am i? five, six, seven, eight there's eight dogs on my screen. nine dogs! i'm dead. i don't get on the tutorial like how you're supposed to... i tried to jump on the beetle like it was mario. didn't work. i don't get it.
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i blew this thing up. it was full of fucking bees the only thing is full of beads these days. how do you use the sword without just throwing it fox? what's your sword button? i don't know. that's what i i'm just trying to figure that shit out now. oh, he's coming at me you uh, you jump and you always hit on the way down really? yeah, try it. i don't know about that one. no, i killed her out with it by doing that hold run i always do i lost my freaking sword. oh, there it is. oh, oh
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okay, okay. i made it up. i was stung by a wasp. i didn't mean to throw the sword. okay, so how do i like have it so he doesn't throw it when i let go a jump? i don't get that. i don't know that there is a way. you actually have to hold down run when you pick up a sword. it seems that way. and then jump. okay. we need a mod so when you play the calling horn it plays baker street. oh fuck yeah leather gloves sword. plus two to grip.
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like, why is... i understand, like, the expected value of the expeditions and shit is higher, but like... uh, it's like, for the fat packs it's because they come with 40 full art lands. and the full art lands are expected to be like, you know, 50 cents to a dollar each. yeah. if truly, in like 10 years. which... i don't know how people can play magic and also eat. it's so expensive.
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wait, did i win? oh yeah i did. damn it! i didn't even get killed by you guys, i just fell in the water myself. what you should do is just buy 80 boosters instead. that's what when he was like, uhh... he was like, oh yeah, so we... we don't have the fat packs, but you know, you can buy the boosters, like, well how much are you charging the boosters? he's like, oh 431, which sucks, really good deal. okay. but he got rid of his stupid, you know, usually they're like three for whatever deal. but he's like, but we removed those.
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southwest is delicious. you know, do you know how many people confirmed that it's delicious? i saw but i'm getting meatballs with a... meatballs with southwest sauce. it's really good. don't pinata it. fudge! that did it. but i think fox got the kill technically. i lost. do an impression of michael caine giving ryan a snapmare. i made a promise to snap your neck.
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did he just i didn't like a did you just like had to send in an email or how does that shit work? or they ask you guys? click a little button in the, you know, battle net area. oh. then you say you want it and then they might send it to you or they might not. don't touch my battle net right there. touch my battle nut. i continue to still be alive. surprises is all, don't worry. yeah, here's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna kill you both. that gives you an instant win.
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nick, come and suck on it. how'd that go? he beats me. this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. okay, let's do this. here's the deal. oh, tunnel level. this is my tunnel. oh, what have you done? i'm gonna kill us both. first pinata's for me. it's a ball and chain. i don't know how i like that.
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i haven't quite figured out how to use that properly yet. yeah there's probably a great strategy for it. i just don't know what it is. it's gonna ignore it sad bombs that's an okay item. yeah, that bombs gets in the wind. thank you for your five months in a row and sorry if i'm being a little bit despondent right now i only just like 20 minutes ago was at the very end of undertale so it was a bit emotional and now i'm trying to bring back my normal self
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wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though?
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it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh
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you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh
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you're gonna play cue ball? i don't know, we'll play like all ball. all ball. how do we... can we just cue for it or what even happens? i don't know, let's see if i can make a room. 1000 deluge coins is 13 us cents. yeah, i bet the taxi driver never even redeemed it. that's probably true. he's got like a bitcoin wallet he doesn't even know about. oh yeah, i could put on uh... you could put on underwear.
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i woke up at like 3am because kate was watching bear's t shirt ad with the sound all the way up. right next to me. what is this lady doing? why'd she do that? i don't know! she wanna wake you up? i think that might have been it. i was resentful temporarily though. how many times should i invent bear or, invent bear invite bear? like hundreds if you want. okay. i'll do two. what is kate says don't even? why don't you offer something in your own defense, kate?
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i mean if it's like an equation how long is the nl? it's probably like find the length of an egg. i had to guess maybe nl was the side of a triangle. it was the hypotenuse in the name. it's where they had to use the pythagorean theorem that sounds like a pretty tough exam are you sure they're ready for that kind of math in college? it's sure yeah, it might have been an intro to math. you don't know what college went to, you don't know level
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don't call me a big dildo. you are. if you're gonna be a dildo, at least it's a big one. i don't wanna be a big dildo, i wanna be like a normal sized dildo. i'd rather not be a small dildo if i have to be anything. those are not the two options! what are the other options? average sized dildo. would you like to be a glow in the dark dildo? that's not even on the size paradigm. it's quality. i wouldn't mind being a glow in the dark dildo. how about a small glow in the dark dildo? uh, you know, i'd get the good with the bad, i guess.
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no! how many times?! god! that was impossible! oh, bear's in chat. hi, bear! nah, bear missed his time. don't die. i invited you a bunch of times if you want to play with us. but i guess they're not four on four, so maybe that wouldn't work. it's alright, maybe we can turn around. it's only one point. it takes eight minutes to set up a goal, though. yeah, i know. oh, fuck. whoa, i didn't expect that. ball's too big. won't fit.
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i don't know, just a follower run. ooh, that's not bad. so nick, i finally did the guardian challenge. oh, how did that go? i understand where you were coming from when you said that it's absolutely bullshit. at the time, and even for like the first couple of floors on the run, i was like, i mean this is weird but it's not so bad. and then i fought red mom and was just like, oh, so this is just oh, she's a stomper. you just lose!
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sweet a reroll target. i'm rocking you crockin cracking plays games. thank you very much for the subscription. sorry i haven't seen clash of the titans starring liam neeson, so i don't know how to pronounce your name i like the old school clash of the titans like the 1920s one favorite those my favorite movies growing up really a stop motion skeleton yeah, and then like the i've seen that tails i
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okay, guys, i have the accuracy item that makes it my shots do more damage fight and accurate with them. i don't even know how that works when i'm like shooting every direction shiny zebra, thank you for this subscription as well. i'm fighting the hush with this weird run seems kind of good. wait, it's because i rerolled myself. so small rock and spawn again i didn't know it knows how to do that
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i just know how much you guys love rock so i thought it would be fun to make a level about it yeah, i know. i mean it's pretty good. this might take a long time. oh shit i freaking forgot which side i was on i thought it was you dying for a second you should make it like auto start like flamethrowers or something wow let's touch. let's touch. what are those feet called? i don't even know feet duck feet
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oh i died wait how did you die i don't know i think your helmet fell on me wow right you got me though what what what what i don't know if it can rob my what happened a grenade hit my corpse which i believe then ricocheted over causing him to get disarmed and maybe shoot himself
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been a been in the mail! i don't know how to use the sh shanagan thing here. shanana gante. that was a robism, i think. shoot it! yep. sounds like something i'd say. oh god. alright, i'm terrible. what are you all doing right now? guys, i'm screwed now! ahh! you broke my banana commando arm! that's your wife. pardon me?
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no! ah! oh, the bouncy got me. i just bounced right into it. that was crazy. oh, the fire and the flames. give me the point! give me the point! yes! how is that possible? i don't know!
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i'll have to check it out someday. i know i have how to jump, but i keep forgetting guys, i'm sorry. wow, i had two evil eyes right there. oh my god, cobalt, you have jump! and oh my god, i don't care. i'm gonna bomb stuff still, sorry. i pretend like i don't have it, alright? leave me alone. i'm doing fine, guys! like if i was about to die and i skipped like a soul heart because i didn't jump, then you guys are allowed to get upset, alright? but when i have twelve fucking hearts, i'm good. i'm good to go. why not thirteen?
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and just like make a duck game level. stuff like that is kind of like therapeutic. it's like non stream just hangout time. yeah. be a little creative and stuff. i kind of like doing that kind of thing. you didn't do any mario maker levels when that was out? i did one and i don't know, i kind of didn't like how restrictive it was. i heard they patched it or something. yeah, there was talk that they might add angles and slopes and stuff which if they do that, that might get me back interested again. yeah.
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i guess i'll have to see how many i can get in across all the characters before that's the case. i guess at the end they'll be like, if only i can beat it with the lost and then i'll get a fresh 0% chance. i don't know. it's essentially a stat for character, it doesn't necessarily increase in the way you're stating. alright, well i guess i have absolutely no clue what it means then. dang. alright, i'm gonna make my pizza, thanks for hanging out everybody. i'm gonna see if there's somebody else that i can send you guys over to other than, well, maybe just send you back to cobalt again.
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that's a joke. i'm aware. she's a lady dude you that is like the second oldest joke on the internet makes it like dancing baby done and before but or done whatever the real player format is um yeah, it's a rtf or i don't know it still gets people on a regular basis whenever someone on the show makes a joke like well you know zelda's the girl or sorry zelda's the boy and links the girls so people are like wow how do you not know this yet? oh my god this is
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i don't know where you are. oh, i was in the burning basement one having just beaten the boss. i was going back to clean up a little bit. sensible. good idea. don't blame you. so how was your day so far? anything new? it's been good. i did the daily. today's daily was a lot of fun.
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but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head.
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i don't know how to feel about that other than supreme joy, but i don't know what the requirements are to get that item i think that's an extremely positive change if they actually end up doing it because we've been doing these dailies with the holy mantle on the lost and they've been a lot of fun right like i don't know if you played yesterday's daily. i did not it was the lost holy mantle and no item rooms, and it was totally fine, okay, so
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why just now did they add that achievement in the other day or something? i don't know. you know how it is. yeah, i really do. shit gets added all the time. probably added it back on october 9th and nobody noticed. i don't know. i feel like anything that makes the loss more fun is good without like completely compromising the point of the character. oh yeah, that's good enough.
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if you have polyphemus, i would suggest rolling with that. not rolling with that. i don't know. not rolling the d4 with that is what i mean. right, not use the dice. but proceed in an orderly fashion with the item. you have forsaken us. how so did i take bumbo coins? i probably did.
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bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart.
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chad don't worry about the overlay okay? just let me beat the computer then i can play. nick you're thinking about cougars not wolves. no i know cougars are a thing too, wolves are also a thing. wait and now i'm afraid do i have to beat the tutorial? you might have to, apparently it's like a bigger patch. oh god damn it. how do i, how do i, do i just do play?
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dude, the animations on this cat are freaking me the fuck out. it's not just a real cat though, it's a dude in a cat suit. i don't know how much the stream could hear, but i could hear it quite clearly. oh, okay, so this is just a dude. yeah. yeah, you don't think a cat can race with people, right? it's okay. i look like a cat. people run really fast though. i call them mulligan on that one. what happened? i was having a conversation about noise bleed. why did you give up? i didn't give up, i got killed!
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oh, you guys are funny. oh no. oh no. you can all twinkle my pinky, how about that? ever since that glitch, the framerate just tanked. i don't know what happened. alright, well, i mean it's not like this is gonna be an esport or anything.
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what's the plan? oh, i want to hit blam beer. i don't yeah, what's the deal man? i'm good. you can't trick me rob you were the one who said blam beer you know i thought for a minute there rob was the one at first who had said it no but then he asked me if i'd said it the whole time hello, it's all very confusing. hi. how's it going? oh?
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hello, what's going on? you're doing pretty good, how about yourself? ah, you know, it's alright. every now and then we just stop streaming and then we talk to each other like that, it's very odd. nah, that never happens. i don't know why we do that. that's true, bear's right, it never happens. oh. great drop! great bl oh, it's a we're supposed to be mad at blood bowl devs today? yeah, we're supposed to be mad at blood bowl guys for what happened?
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subscription to a power place. honestly, i don't know if you're joking or not. ah shit! yeah, yeah that got a bit weird. wow what the fuck? yeah. alright buddy check this out. you wanna exit ryuka? you can go. why don't they just sell a chair that's got the fridge built in? i don't want that. well think about how long you're gonna spend away. you could have prestige while you went out to get your mountain dew. what you just sprinted through those boxes?
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but if you do three hours of that, they're pissed too. i don't know man, i did a twitter poll yesterday because i was like, i got one more video to put out today. do you want nuclear throne or afterbirth? and people were overwhelmingly like, afterbirth. and then people would like reply to that tweet and be like, the poll, where the results are like 80% afterbirth. and they'd be like, well you know, i don't want to tell you how to run your business, but it's a bad business decision to put up too much of one thing. and i'm like, what are you talking about? like giving the people exactly what they want.
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i hope she doesn't watch your stream. i hope so too. look at that dead body flop for the victory man, that was pretty great. it's cause he laid down in the air. he soldier boyed it. did he tell him? superman. are we supposed to be using angles like hardcore now? angles in action is what it's about. alright yep, i got hit by that. bear how did you get out of that one? i don't know, i'm still going though. it's not fair.
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no, i've killed you son. oh, i like that. don't worry about it how are you not dead don't worry about it? oh, that was pretty me? no, they're not second hand smoke you can tell it's second hand smoke by the way hey that isaac room was pretty neat right kids. you know what's not indeed mesothelioma? oh
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i don't think it's an 85% chance they're gonna poison you. i was being facetious. i don't think anyone's gonna poison you. but i understand that apparently. somebody did send york like a bunch of hydrochloric acid in the mail once. jesus. pretty fucked up. yeah, that's... how do they... they send a bottle in the mail? i don't know, it was like a trap deal. drink this! you're in the face. it's got a vape on it still. really strong chemical smell coming out of the bottle. i'm like, alright. let's try this.
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