Quotes about “I can’t believe”
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it'll save your life. i think the doctor says eight glasses of alcohol per day keeps the doctor away. keeps you hydrated and afraid for action. there's water in it is what i've heard from doctors. and i can't believe that a survived this room but b was a part of this room for 25 years to begin with. are you still on basement two? no, i'm on caves one and it's fucking horse hockey. okay, i'm gonna be buying the spirit heart. wish me luck.
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with like base damage. that's alright. in kayn's other eye. i can't believe this shit. eight more to go? i think i actually only have like seven more to go. maybe i don't want broken hawk, because i'll like respawn as blue baby, perhaps. anke! yeah, exactly. that's true by the way, you will respawn as blue baby. i don't want like a 25% chance to respawn as blue baby. until... until i need it. it serves no other point other than survivability. like if you want to win as the loss, there's no reason to.
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it's only $7.99 right now. the aliens are... allergic to water. i can't believe he would spoil the ending. ryuka! meow! kitty fell. how's it going, ryuka? meow, i like to sleep on top of the boxes next to you. that's very true. you having a good day? meow, i'm really fluffy. that's pretty much true as well. meow, sometimes i sit by the toilet for a long time because it's cool over there. yeah, they don't do that anymore. oh.
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how long has it been since your most recent mugging? you got a duck power up as i kill you? that's some horseshit! maybe. i'm so pissed. i'm fucked. god damn it. i can't believe i bombed you into a duck. hi kate!
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a lot of effort. i don't wanna do. alright. rob rules everything around me. i am the god. it's rob. i can't believe i have to go through the bullshit of picking my hat every time. oh fuck off. i did it by accident! i didn't mean to quit out of there. i don't know why that happened. down! and then i gotta press a... host!
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oh, wow! wow! i don't want to move! i guess i have to, huh? you don't have a sword anyway. you can get one. oh yeah. i can't believe he got it. he may someday get this. i don't know what you're gonna do about this though. oh, almost fucked up the die. be brave.
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no, go 8, 7, 6, 5. 5, 6, 7, 8! come on! oh no. 7, 8, 11. i know rob. you can't believe you've done this. oh, you've done this! i ruined it for everybody. alright, when we come back, we'll be playing keep talking and nobody explodes. it is a bomb defusal simulation game. keep in mind i don't have an overlay or anything yet because this computer was literally built
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i'm still alive one second. there's a really okay. i lost my deal with the devil um yeah was it the same room with the chargers? yes? i believe um actually might have been mullaboom, but it's a mullaboom same principle. yeah um i was like man i can't find time in the day to like let's be honest can't find the motivation in the day to like reliably exercise but i can put three and a half hours a day into rebirth no problem without even noticing yeah
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and none of the placements have changed. damn it! alright. i'll take it. strong second. take what i can get. that wasn't me. it was mayo. it's mayo. that's the funny thing. can't believe it's not mayo. oh, and offline. the nl has... can't believe it's not mayo. i can't believe it's not mayo either. is that all in the call? he just dropped from the call. goodbye.
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what does that mean? i haven't found it yet. up your butt and around the corner? what's around the corner? is there more butt up there? it's... i mean, there's a lot of corners in the butt, right? like, because the colon is so, uh, coiled. it's like 22 miles or something. can't you stretch it out to the moon? i believe that if you take the colon and stretch it out, it is approximately as long as one human colon. alright. you could stretch you could coil it up and put it inside an average person's body.
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does everybody there have an irish accent, nick? no, actually, not everybody does. whaaaat? yeah, because it's actually a really touristy place and there's people from all over the world. that is crazy. believe it or not, we ran into people from russia, we ran into people from france, all different places. does everybody there look like a leprechaun? i can't say that i saw a single person that looked like a leprechaun, but there was a leprechaun history museum around the central area of dublin, which was kind of hilarious. we didn't go to it though. that's pretty cool.
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no, but i'm in yeah, i believe it's an ipa. i can't remember why but it's like the ghost rpa well michael caine made it that was more meant to be like almost scottish i think isn't that what kid price is i'm so late so think tavis. no. that's it mctavish. yeah, i have a classic story modes of those call of duties, but black ops one is actually pretty decent. that's what i've heard man actually i played the first mission of black ops 2 and
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but you know, i'm not the most credible when it comes to planetary information as you might know. yeah, but he knows the people who own the lie detector, so... oh. no, i said i'm not the most credible. oh, i see. moripovich is. at first i was like, i can't believe nick would take this opportunity to slander moripovich on the show. i know very little about moripovich, to be honest, so i probably wouldn't.
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they lost my bag in new jersey when i got to the back home to the last airport and i had to wait for three hours for the next flight so i could get my bag. i was like, hey could you pay the parking since my mom had to wait here for three hours to bring me home? and they were like, nope. wow! we can't do that and they scowled at me too. wow i can't believe this fuckboy would ask us to pay for his parking. yeah, they really did give me a face like i can't believe you asked that question.
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too bad we're not gonna have it next floor. no, well i didn't get it in the first place anyway. it was in a mushroom. can you believe that? chukko the part of the i can't actually. thank you for the subscription and also, uh, i guess moobot has just like completely given up the ghost on actually shouting out even current subscribers, so... oh shit. i installed nightbot! there we go. i installed nightbot too. i installed nightbot, but nightbot doesn't shout out subscribers yet either. oh, that's weird.
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i can't believe you have a correlation to tell a story from what i just said. wow, you're an interesting part of town. there was a dude who had like a hoodie on and like no shirt under the hoodie and it was zipped way down. so you could see like down to like the middle of his chest. yeah, he's advertising. and then he had a pink gas mask draped around his neck.
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i know it was like, was somebody else playing and you were commenting? what's up guys? hello! that wouldn't be the last time that conspiracy theories existed but... here, check your uh... here, i'll put it in our group chat. here you go. i want you to give these out to people. okay. and that first one is actually really a code that i can't believe oh yeah, that's pretty weird. wait a minute. maybe you should just keep that one for posterity. it's pretty funny. everyone can cut. that is a really good one.
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don't ask me about tests if you're old enough to have a test you're old enough to study. that's the ultimate dad advice if you're old enough to have a paternity test you're old enough to deal with the consequences are you kidding me? i can't believe you didn't kill nick with the speed of my corpse my favorite backstreet boys song off of their 2000 album molecular. speed of my corpse show you the speed of my corpse why josh is the freaking
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hates, um, bob ross. i don't know why. hater and b rater. i can't believe they would. thank you arrowhood cobra and also some guy... oh, i'm not even on green mode, this is just normal mode. oh, you did it wrong. thank you, um, mathis games as well for the subscription. much appreciated. who's that? yeah, i've never heard of him.
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thought you could but you can't i believe you cannot yara the error runes even if you could i mean, what are you hoping for bring like a single? you know key in there or something like that then double it unlimited numbers of times. i want to make infinite years yeah, i mean say it's like having unlimited money, but no stores man so you got a no mouth and you need to scream or whatever. yeah ten thousand spoons on your fucking knife. oh
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oh man, i want jump to be a, why can't it be a? it can be a. did we originally set jump to left trigger? no, i set it to a. oh dear lordy. so, do i have to exit the game to change this shit? yep. i believe so. well, i beat the tutorial, jesus christ. it was a little tricky. i think it kinda hurts to fall out of form. dude, these controls are so bad. it's the only thing i don't like about this game, everything else is fine.
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have you got the spear of destiny in after birth yet? i have actually once. did you like it? accident teleporters. it was okay. it's in one of the challenge runs too so i think you just use it all the time. tuda path of exiles. yeah man. hawaii! finish this tutorial! benedictus? what? is that my name? can't believe i did it. me neither to be honest with you.
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witness from the moon oh oh oh why would you hit it that way cash cab? well look at this? it's falling right in front of the net no it isn't at all have you met the moon? have you met the net of anything? no, i can't believe they're gonna go what wow? it's alright life goes on tetsuo antenna
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oh! see that was actually because of the slow down, i was able to nail that a little better. let's not say things we can't take back. alright, slow down sucks. it was lucky. agreed. ah you suck cock! eyeless. eyeless cock. nice, nice. aw shit. ah i almost got it over! i can't believe we're gonna lose this dude whose ping is 472.
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why a bunch of casuals playing the mutator playlist, man? and in our game, we only have eight minutes left and we're all gonna get fucking hammered and fall asleep in the alley. yeah, alright. i can't believe he even said the thing! hey josh! how are you? hey, you guys wanna invite me to the game? no. nah? i can't do it. yes! hahaha, nice. man! that's my favorite line from night at the roxbury.
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not the hurston player, trump guys, come on. gosh. prison trump though, he can get a little shaky sometimes. i really don't know where to go with this one. it's putting me in a position where the only things i can say are just really poor taste jokes. i think i'm up against you on that one here, nick. i kind of might just not say anything because i can't come up with anything. dude, i believe in you. you have like a very short amount of time.
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just put tom hardy in it, it's fine. the pucker of 1000 angry oprah's gouge pupils. 14%. i can't believe 14% of you picked that at all. a little girl comes out of your tv, 23%. come on, chad. you become the real geordie laforge. you gotta be fucking kidding me. 27%! and your eyes begin to hurt. rob's always got the baseline answer, man. 35%.
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this is incredible. i can't believe it still works. old school jimmy rustling is what that is. it's better than the like, i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow thing. oh, that was bullshit. wait, what is that one? you know, that's the one where someone had to put chet goes, nl, i want to watch the show, but i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow. and then everybody in chet goes, 100 words? that's only like two sentences. like what do you do? i do like a thousand word essays every day in my program. and you're like, yeah.
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just last week i was getting my dick sucked! r r r randy! wow! that was a really fast kill! yeah, i had one of those earlier. i got destroyed. hey, you guys can't dodge literally everything though. oh, i'm out of juices! oh, disaster. can't believe i ran out of juices so fast. i don't like being monkey in the middle here. it's alright. never monkey over here. you mean monkey in the shadow.
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