Quotes about “I am the angry pumpkin”
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there's some other dolls. i am the angry pumpkin time guesser. i'm just scared of the photo ones ever since justin told me that one time he was playing and he clicked next photo and there were like eight dudes with weights hanging on the head of their penis and it like was just them stretching their dicks to the like cartoonishly large proportions. anyway, slash marker, slash mark. you know what? i'll slash marker then i'll do mario hurdle.
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it's not even a pokemon anymore, man. it sounds like the eighth sauce before sean evans asks you about some shit from your childhood. gouging fire? are you a g max form of gorguist average? like what's go what are we doing here, man? get your g max! is it possible? i am the angry pumpkin. oh... i know he's gen 1, but when did they add the g max, man? gouging...
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you buy a thousand barrels at negative nine dollars a barrel, you hold them in a wework for two years, you sell it back february 2022 for a hundred dollars a barrel. what is it? it's like an error, like not a number return, nonprofit, right? you got paid to buy it and you got paid to sell it. nobody wants to wework these days. that is damn true though. i am the angry pumpkin. so true.
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i love it. let's go lasagna mode text i send to my mom before she has a wellness check called on me. hey, honey do you want to meet at the olive garden? don't worry. i'll handle it. i'm going lasagna mode. i am the angry pumpkin you know what i'm talking about? you may not and and that's okay it's for the best honestly, it's probably for the best that's bad there's a large ant
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you should go here, you should go here, you should go there. we do need a big heal. what happens when you die? you'll give me two block. i love that for me. i can do 11 damage. that's kind of insane with it. i mean, i think this seems like an acceptable trade to me. this would give us two block. i'd rather prevent three damage. you are the outline dice. i am the angry pumpkin. five block. i'm doing seven damage and i'll get two extra block out of it.
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and you'll be waiting a long time. you'll be waiting a while. he was the bottom mushroom. oh, i am the angry pumpkin. you know what? you're absolutely right. flip the tickets before you send it. maybe we should just keep the tickets up here just to avoid an accident. we're going to cut that into fours. it doesn't get any better than that. that's a perfect right there. i'll take a 95. 450 and a tip as well.
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legotrillermoth responded and said, n.l. please help us save cinema. i said, relax, i'll handle it. michael mann, the insider, 1999. then, legotrillermoth on twitter said, we're so back, screen capped it and tweeted it. we're getting cross pollination between film bros and gamer bros and shit posters and i am the angry pumpkin and michael mann heads. we're building a team, bro. the portals are opening up.
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you're well within your rights, by the way, to demand something like that. i'm simply saying it's not coming to pass. you've stated your boundaries and i've told you that i'm respecting them but i'm taking the under. imagine. imagine the respecter respecter has logged on. i am the angry pumpkin.
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or, i am the angry pumpkin. your brain is so cooked? not really. you know how you have to do puzzles and stuff as you get older to maintain some degree of neuroplasticity and avoid degenerative brain diseases? i'm pretty sure that
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i'm gonna say flush me jay, even though it minimizes our chances of getting two pairs. it's a pretty good hand. you're right, this should be last. it's a good card. no problem. jay are you quoting the angry pumpkin? relax, i'll handle it. i am the angry pumpkin. the architect and the builder arrive calmly from their escalator with a sense of purpose. the head is soaring! now spend. spend. these are horrible bro! they are playing at their residence.
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you're bad at perceiving the world around you? joe, is this because i said i thought yeti was funny? i thought you were my number one fan. you're in every game. i saw you play the evil endgame with chiblee. i think i'm great at perceiving the world around me. people love me for my observational humor. i am the original baker. i am the angry pumpkin. three plague doctors. learn if they're lying. i want to see if you're lying. number one is lying. well, number one is not corrupted.
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