Quotes about “I People punch”
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7190.32
he's just he wants to get into a fight in mma and he's already had he's already had two fights in the mma at like age 48, and he won both of them. whoa that's pretty amazing. yeah he's 54 he wants to go punch people and he's also jacked as fuck too i mean like he'd knock me out in one punch, but i mean still crazy you think it's kind of like insulting that they call it special teams and
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254.300
you know, if this was the animal kingdom, there wouldn't be any fucking behavioral issues. because if the kitten just bit me, i would just punch it right in its stupid face and then it would be really in pain. but because we've got this notion of being civilized people...
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4488.44
he did at least two bad things in one night and the last bad one in the eyes of most people for sure is drunk driving. yeah, that was the least bad thing that happened that night. oh my god, he gets to go twice. i'm still happy i get to go twice, kory. i'm really looking forward to this. he gets to go twice. he's gonna punch the screen, man.
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1696.76
oh, it was just one of you? alright. the shots are gonna be faster obviously, they're probably gonna pack a little bit less punch, but it's still gonna be dope. you don't have to worry about the dope quotient. blood cannon. people have told me this is pretty good, but i am, you know, i'm afraid of change, and i really like the setup that we've got going on. as long as we can keep our ammo semi high, which i'll admit does look to be becoming a slight issue.
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931.320
yeah, i don't got no ropes either. i wasted a punch. okay. get out of the water! oh wow, manic miner uk. thank you very much for the subscription. people ask for a new subscriber. it was 2 2. oh you fucking asshole! you lulled me into a false sense of security with this 2 3 shit, so i was like oh, i guess i can just leave this floor. did you actually... i didn't hear the beeping because i was like i'm not just gonna go, i'm just gonna go down to the next level. oh.
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220.10
try to get his minimal owl time is exactly what we're looking for. minimal owl time. did he bomb clip? i left. some people would call what i did a bomb clip. okay, that's fine. we'll do cannonless next. cannonless slow is kind of fast. that's pretty good honestly. we're gonna go punch left left walk down right left up down.
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2026.54
but a subway, i mean like you need at least like two people to make a subway work. because one person follows a sandwich from start to finish. it's not henry ford's production line, you know, where they're passing them off. because then you got to reintroduce yourself to the... and then you reintroduce yourself to the ca... you ever go to a subway and the cashier is like, what did you order? i know i'm making my own sandwich. do you want me to punch the shit into the till too? it's crazy.
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839.660
there are people here that will punch you in the face if you're wearing one. really? is that happening? seems pretty sane, yeah. yeah, there was one guy who was at a bar and one of the employees had a mask on and he ripped it off the employee's face and said, you don't need that. wow. why? like, how does that make someone so flipping mad? it's like, i'm wearing a mask. like, you don't get to take it off. you know, if you want to not have that happen, you just put the punisher logo on the mask.
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1225.78
but i was getting these fights in my head, i'll be like, oh these people in front of me. they say something like, wow this oboist is really bad huh, i gotta tap him on the shoulder and say, excuse me what's that over there? and then when they look over there i just sucker punch him in the jaw, take the lower mandible clean off. literally it has never happened at all.
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4906.08
yeah, but i can't like fuck myself. ah, brother. what the hell is a chalice man? am i crazy? wait, sorry. someone in my chat said i learned recently they have those in japan and it's called a delivery health. you mean like... jacking off? oh, white glove jack off service. really? beats the punch. i hope they don't punch me. a lot of people like that which is really funny. that's true.
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