Quotes about “Howie”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸29⧸16]
- 3932.720 wait, did i just click the main menu? you just fucking disconnected. why? dude, you can't change the controls! i need my sensitivity up. stare right into my eyes. dude, who made the art decision to give this guy a fucking soul patch? could it look any more like dealer no deal man? do you think this looks like howie mandel? it's the most howie mandel. hey, get away from me, mister! okay, you ready? you can't steal each other's shoes, by the way. Search ↗
- 4148.460 yeah! dude! alright. your guys, they don't look like howie. they are howie. they look like fuckin' val kilmer without hair. i can see that as well actually. oh! oh! oh! oh shit! you gotta make sure you got your boots on for that one. dude, that was so scary! why is everyone bald? because we're all howie mandel. no. Search ↗
- 4403.440 alright, you know what? we're playing difficulty hard now. and the size of the map is it just means more traps. size of the map is nine nine by nine. we're never getting out of that. i'm gonna get it. help each other. two pairs of shoes are better than one. fuck that. yeah, see you later. what direction are you going? three howie mandels. you pick a direction, you go in that way. thank you clandestine butt scratch for the seven months in a row. you can't go the same direction as him. oh, fuck off. Search ↗
- 6908.180 i have a boot. into the wrong... who has boots? i got boots. how many boots? yeah, i got one boot left. i got one boot left. i don't trust it, but i'm going. wait! it's spike! spike's! wait, was there... i'm in that other room? do another rotation. wait a minute. i think it was just backward now, right? wait, yeah, i gotta go. we gotta go spike room or no room. i gotta go spike room because my boot's in there. real fucking toasty in here. there's a lot of howie mandels right now. that's val kilmer. no hair. Search ↗
Bootleg Solo NLSS (February 17, 2016)
- 8156.120 thing thing i find about this truck is that it's always easier to control at high speeds got it sorry, we got a turn in bakersfield here. well way to slam on the brakes there howie mandel you're lucky you didn't damage my truck this shit is uh i'm still making payments on this thing. oh good. he's going my way. that's another good road trip song i'm gonna go my way bound, but excuse me yo some of us are driving industry here and Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸13⧸16]
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸20⧸16]
- 2971.080 just like and so this is like the the creation of like howie mandel right is like i don't use the hand dryer because it pushes the poop particles around and then all of a sudden you're coating your whole body in like pam nonstick cooking spray and you won't shake hands with anybody and giving people fist bumps. this is what i do. this is what i do so he says it's i think at some point you got to accept that you know i Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸29⧸16]
- 183.540 oh, you're running real silly. that's not us, man! that's crazy howie mandel! what's howie doing? howie! valhalla is shiny and chrome, thank you. how do you throw a shoe? uh, g. is he brain damaged? okay, okay. what's wrong with him? he decided he didn't want to play their sick game anymore. is he our math guy? he opted out! jjw, thank you for the resub as well. is this game based on the cube horror movie? yes. Search ↗
- 361.540 okay, there's another howie mandel. nick, what room are you in? i can't expand my mini map to see. uh, c05. c05. oh, and i just cheated death just then. you know what? you can play this with controller. that will stop the uh... oh, done. the mouse hit you. sold. great deal, thank you. y is open doors. georgem987, thank you as well. and then, how do you throw a shoe? okay, that shoe's not coming back. that shoe's gone for good. you throw your shoe with the right bumper. that seems reasonable. Search ↗
- 605.120 and dark knight1342, thank you as well. alright guys, let's do this. let's do this together. we got a howie mandel. i don't know who it is yet though. i was still playing. it's you, you're a howie mandel. no, you're a howie mandel too! oh shit. are we like twins? we stand beside each other? i was... guys, i was still playing. why did you restart the game? wait ryan, if i'm howie mandel, why is my camera looking at your chest right now? Search ↗
- 631.340 like, my eye level is yeah, i got the same thing actually. it's really weird. huh. man, nick's so hot. nick, you are a fantastic am i howie mandel with hair? i'm a woman. josh, can you stand next to nick for a second? and then like face me. both of you face me. okay. if you look down, i think you can see your dick. face me. my father's watch, you don't need to say that. face me! rachel! what are you doing this way? Search ↗
- 661.200 don't throw your shoe at me. hey, i'm gonna steal your shoes. okay, let's get out of here. alright. i love that they're slightly cross eyed howie mandel do. okay, okay. i'm going. we're good. we're good. if chainsaw man bursts out... yo, chainsaw man is... i'm running from you all. chainsaw man is the least of our concerns, to be honest. oh, rip that shoe. Search ↗
- 945.400 is it though? is it? yeah. ooh! i used to love flannel when i was a little kid. which one of you fuckers just lost a shoe? me. i don't wear flannel anymore. ryan! no, no, don't go after it! don't go after it! it's a trap! howie mandel! howie mandel! oh no. we lost our most gifted mathematician. but, i think we can take his shoes. Search ↗
- 1235.480 why? no, i still want to play. then you have to hit f2, man. that's house rules. if the skeleton shows up, you have to sacrifice yourself. that's a good idea. there's a freaking trap i can't throw shoes at and just restarts the game on me. it's me and you, nick. joshua in his own way. nope. what the fuck are you talking about? are we all howie mandel today? you are a meanie. okay, back up, back up, chainsaw man. Search ↗
- 1303.600 what the hell are you guys doing? i don't know! i mean, i don't know why y'all i've only got one friggin' shoe, i gotta follow you. okay, there you go. i landed in the middle. i think we're probably oh. oh! oh no, wait wait wait! which one's this? another chainsaw man? yeah, that's chainsaw man. i didn't know he spawns like that. no, that was weird. dominic dq, thank you as well. oh! found howie. yeah, he can even, like, follow room to room sometimes. it only takes one shoe! Search ↗
- 2197.960 come to sweetie! one, two, three! come to sweden! oh god. we are fjords! did you see this guy? he was freaking me out. what are fjords again? oh! he lied to me! howie! are they like damn ravines between mountains or some shit? that's pretty sweet. nick, stop throwing my fuck. why so serious? he did say why so serious last time i heard him. oh, that's a jet engine. Search ↗
- 2461.060 is this the exit? that's not the exit, that's a freaking slime trap. i was gonna say, if howie mandel found the exit and didn't walk onto it. that's a freaking slime trap. hi lin! hi lin. are you hearing howie mandel? he's pissed. he's like, i was just hanging out and then you threw your shoe in here and got me covered in acid. there's so many free shoes on this level! nick. yeah? i was listening to that one podcast that you guys do the other day. Search ↗
- 2660.120 200 million possible outcomes. oh my fucking god, i almost had a heart attack. almost had an actual literal heart attack. i don't think he actually does anything other than walk. yeah, but he was close to me. josh, where the fuck did you go, man? you gave me so many shoes though! i'm at b12. holy fuck. it goes all the way to 20. it's a vitamin. it is a vitamin. it's howie mandel. give him your vitamins. i like the dick ger. i like the dick ger. mine's... Search ↗
- 2699.240 okay, well there goes my last remaining shoe. oh my girlfriend's calling me neck now. b16. oh, howie. oh sweet, free shoe. it's not in b17. so the next game this developer should tackle is cabin in the woods. i would like to see his version of that. i would like to see fully dead. oh my god, there goes my other shoe. haha, see you now fuckers. are you actually kidding me? where is he? where is he? okay. b20! here we go boys! Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸21⧸16]
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸22⧸17]
- 4303.680 he did a great job. we're all so proud of you. can we get some lion nices in chat? start the game please. alright, you got it. let's go. every lobby. but it's not any one of us in particular is equally f**k for everybody. alright. you've never played this before, huh? we all play as howie mandel except for one of us. oh, two of us. two of us. oh, mine is three out of four are howie mandels. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸7⧸17]
- 4703.140 can we take a half step back? i think if someone comes to you and asks for a hug and you say no, you're a jerk. what if he's not comfortable with that level of human interaction with a stranger? yeah, what about howie mandel? the dude doesn't wear gloves to shake people's hands. that's different. i don't think you don't see seinfeld walking around with some latex on his boys. but i mean... Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸5⧸17]
- 7222.520 yeah, but potatoes have like visible dirt on them sometimes. oh, so as long as the dirt's invisible we don't have to worry about it. are you like actually howie mandel? that's a howie mandel argument. that he'd be like, oh yeah i wash my hands after i touch my jeans. and you'd be like, howie are you sure that's okay? they look clean. oh it's only the visible dirt we gotta worry about, i see. that's why i shaved my head and i only do fist bumps from this point onwards. Search ↗