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all this for 600 bucks? didn't you get 4,000 for selling the diamonds? yeah, but there's not an infinite supply of diamonds, man. it's supply and demand. you can't, you know, sell diamonds every day. who are you, howard from uncut gems? in fact, i think part of his problem was that he wasn't selling diamonds every day. he was just showing off like his cool furby and stuff and like honeydicking kevin garnett. he's like, why would you show me this if you wouldn't let me have it? 703. hmm. don't mind if i do.
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because he's just so pathetic that it disgusts me. and not in the same way, like you watch a movie like uncut gems and it's the character flaws of howard that lead him and there's no, you never for a second i think in uncut gems believe that howard's situation is ever gonna end well, but it's still like compelling to watch because howard has some joie de vivre.
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like, stuff that i'm not as familiar with, i could totally see myself being like, i'm just gonna google, you know, best, you know, how much should a gold chain cost at howard ratner's store in uncut gems and then walking into shoppers drug mart and being like, what the heck? i thought these things were supposed to be like 7,500 bucks. i think that dan and i are a little, you know, off kilter.
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can we please gamble on this? polite howard from uncut gems. can we please bet on this shit? yeah. what the hell is that bullshit? 2x restock? why were we crushing it so much in the first round, man? hey, always we start with the cafe. on 99 gold we start with the cafe. strawberries getting there? you know what? you'll mimic strawberry. don't mind if i do. dollotts!
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but they were like, he's a former player who played from 1995 till 2010 and won a championship as a member of a team and then has gone on to coach in a city on the west coast. they like literally were like, i'm not going to name names, but it's this guy right here. how much of the population is now howard from uncut gems? like 2% because howard actually watched the games.
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which is actually kind of true. howard ratner is adam sandler's character from uncut gems and then i googled uncut gems and i saw like the imdb reviews are like 7.3 or something like that.
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i'm on the damn clock right now. this isn't your time. my time on the bike is my time. you do whatever you want when it's my time. you show up here at 9 a.m., okay? is that why you like uncut gems so much? well, the movie is called uncut gems, but we never see howard's penis. i think that there's a realistic chance howard and i could be cut from the same cloth.
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like, stuff that i'm not as familiar with, i could totally see myself being like, i'm just gonna google, you know, best, you know, how much should a gold chain cost at howard ratner's store in uncut gems and then walking into shoppers drug mart and being like, what the heck? i thought these things were supposed to be like 7,500 bucks. i think that dan and i are a little, you know, off kilter in a very similar way, like kindred spirits but on different paths.
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three archers, three archers. i'm going all in right now. four archers. where did i build on the north side? oh, it's behind the castle. okay. of course. bro, we're chilling. we're chilling. they're getting iced up like me after i go to howard ratner's jewelry shop. any chance i could just... well, i mean, obviously we got issues here. am i gonna put you on this fucked up little island here? i suppose. plus two? what, you've never seen uncut gems? oh, we cannot go there.
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but the needle is, this is maybe the most consistent checkpoint league in terms of moving the needle. oh, conveyor belt skip. holy shit, kg. fucking tyrannosaurus were doing dabs with their little pipsqueak arms over this shit. that's, that's, uh, yes, that is adam sandler as howard gem from uncut gems.
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i didn't even know you could keep the bomb in place! yahoo! that is new tech. no, that's not right. nya? you're killing me, kg. kg, give me back the fucking z jump, kg. what the fuck, kg? where's my z jump? anyway, go see uncut gems. keep calm and stand an unproblematic king. howard from uncut gems.
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howard from uncut gems is... he's slightly problematic. howard gem. he's no timothée chalamet. i don't know dude, like my whole twitter feed, well not my feed but like the trends area, is just fan cams of timothée swiss chalet. like he's just... i don't know what happened. oh that's not gonna work. timothée swiss chalet. you know from call me by your name.
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