Quotes about “Howard”
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what a jerk! 2 plus 2 equals 5. for some reason, i don't believe you. it's simpsons, man. it's story check, howard. i don't like terrence howard's acting or his attitude. why can't i be the richest man in iron man 3? or whatever he was going on about. he wanted to get paid as much as robert downey jr. yeah.
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killing people with hatchets might be behind them. i saw a youtube video somehow i got referred to like a howard stern youtube video yeah of violent jay and shaggy too dope on the show and somebody calls in and it's just like oh
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i'm trying to get the bangers man but... you're already dead deep here. yeah. there's not that many like alliterative best picture winners apparently. private parts. okay, that's uh... that was a decent movie. i think that's like a 95 howard stern. it's a 97 howard stern. ohhhhh. you're getting farther away. well i mean i was like six. closer to being a banger but not quite. what the fuck is quasi at the quack er der o? what?
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i can't do it. jimmy. thank you for the sub, dude. oh, no, i'll save it. i'll save it. i won't. don't act like that was your goal. what are you talking about? i wanted that myself. all right. look at that. watch this. watch this. dwight howard. boom.
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that's you're gonna go with dwight howard. that's the one. dwight howard. he's still big, right? i mean, sorta. dominic hawkins? physically, yes. he'll always be big, probably. gilbert arenas? he's still playing. he's on the rockets now. after he dies, he won't be big. well, i mean, he'll probably have a pretty big skeleton. yeah, he's got an above average size skeleton for sure. take a tune of the giants' cleaver man? i mean, i don't know if he's gonna be jorm, but you know.
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it wasn't that cool, i seen the pictures. i was riding my bike the other day. i was riding my bike dirty the other day. i had the helmet on but i didn't have the strap done up. wait, wait. isn't howard glass better than jump button? josh, we don't talk about isaac anymore, okay? josh, just die like me. hulk groban, thanks for the subscription. and it's like, it's a real populated area.
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so how do i how do you get the ip at the end anyway? oh, i got it. i was actually thinking i might link it to a skybound insider account. that sounds pretty good. oh, i unlocked macgyver! i unlocked helen keller and jack bauer. nice. okay, so twitch is oh, i didn't hit authorize apparently. okay. no wait, no i did. mine is authorized for sure. did he get that twitch howard name thing? my audio is straight fucked? what do you mean? but it doesn't seem like it's actually connected.
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no, 8 h. no, 8 h. number 8 h as in howard. jl93. thank you wine and a cup and farcosh for the resubscriptions! welcome back. alright! welcome back, brolar! he says, raise those dongers two months in road syphrax, 15 months! whatever happened to dongers, really? dude, i think because we're...
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i got something really high once. i fucked the sticks up again. the sticks! no no no no. oh, is this a little off? it's strong enough, it's strong enough, it's strong enough! oh that's bullshit, that's bullshit! it's so strong! it's so strong! you why did you let go?! i hate when howard stern gives me an x! alright. not bad, not bad. alright.
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there's the the whitewashed version of our history and then there's the actual history and it's like we've got to acknowledge both. all right, howard's in. columbus day shouldn't be a holiday anymore, honestly. i don't know. like, possibly. you gotta think like at some point like maybe once every five years there should be like a holiday audit.
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alright, this one's for you, donald trump. it's my sugar daddy. and then nick. what about donald trump? it's your sugar daddy. i can't do the sticks anymore. rick, dude. no, please no. oh, it's too far. what? you buzzed me, howard? you just couldn't hit those notes, huh? it was above my head. above my head. above my head.
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