Quotes about “How would they not know laundry”
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there's 35 year old men on 90 day fiancé that they don't want to do their laundry. and they'll just be like, mom, do my laundry. and they're like, yes, dear. and i'm like, teach me. how do you do that? that is incredible. i would like to know the secret of this magical art. can you teach me how to value my mom's time and well being less than i value my own despite her having a job and you not doing anything except being on this tv show?
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shingle the roof i'm really interested to see what these answers are. fix the founda is it gonna be like, yes, i'm like fix the foundation or like and build a garage. clean the house. ride ladies ride ladies. yeah, laundry. do the dishes josh would have gotten that one. see these are the things like it's not they know how to do that. it's just they don't do it. yeah if you can't figure out how to
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they still use the g chat at 11am on tuesday. well, you know, listen. march is a slow month. there's not that many crowns. not that many cavities to fill. you know how it goes. i lived with a dude who didn't wash his socks. he would just buy new ones. that's definitely crazy. that's definitely insane. was it xqc? i did see xqc say it's actually cheaper for him to buy new shirts than to do laundry. and the fucked up thing is
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so what do i need as cain? lots of pills, you know if we were to get mom's bottle of pills i could be persuaded to think that that was a pretty good pickup for us and people are always mad at me about how i talk about cain. they're always like, oh northernlion loves isaac, but he hates, or he loves judas as well, but he hates cain. that's not true, i like cain a lot. he's just not my favorite character in the game. he's certainly not my least favorite. i mean look, there's a long list, a laundry list if you will, to put it in jason with o.t.i. terms, of characters that i would
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man, personally. i also use fabric softener. so i wish the downey corporation would get off my ass about not buying it, because i do buy it. do i know what it does? no, but my wife says, hey, buy the fabric softener. it makes the clothes nicer when they come out of the laundry machine. so i do as i'm told, and i buy the fucking fabric softener, okay? how does the co op system work? i actually do not know, but i'm sure i will find out oh, blank card! got sucked up!
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